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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator "Double Kill!" cards_4501_4600 award Award Unplayable. If you destroy two Things at once, you may discard this card and draw two cards. ChippyYYZ "Triple Kill!" cards_4501_4600 award Award Unplayable. If you destroy three Things at once, you may discard this card, draw five cards, and discard three of them. ChippyYYZ "Killionaire!" cards_4501_4600 award Award Unplayable. If you destroy every Thing in play, and at least five, you may discard this card, draw five cards, and gain twenty Money Tokens. ChippyYYZ World Domination cards_4501_4600 thing_goal Thing - Goal 4E If you control all Things at the start of your turn, you win the game Bucky Right-Hand Man cards_4501_4600 thing_role Thing - Role 5E Whenever a non-Token Thing not created by Bucky is destroyed, you gain a Money Token. Whenever the last non-Token Thing not created by Bucky is destroyed, you win the game. Bucky The Rebels cards_4501_4600 thing_mob Thing - Mob 6E Action:Destroy a Thing created by Bucky. Death to the tyrant! For Freedom! Bucky One More For Luck cards_4501_4600 action Action M1R You may play this whenever someone discards any cards, even if it is not your turn and/or you have already played all your Actions for this turn. The player who discarded cards discards another card. And one more for the old man's tomato. Nehh Burning Hands cards_4501_4600 thing Thing 03F Action:If a player touches a card with their hands, they must discard it. Nehh Blue collar employee cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Co3 If any of your inanimate things would be destroyed you may destroy a work token instead. At the beginning of your turn you may destroy a money token to create a work token. Action: create a work token. "Why don't you just get back up there with the rest of the carpet dwellers" -Bub gill_smoke National Pride cards_4501_4600 action Action Co2 All players destroy all things they control that have a different color than the majority of their things, if no majority of cards exist that player destroys all of their things. "You know what's wrong with this country? ...well besides you" -Bub gill_smoke Belligerent Drunk cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Co1 Action: create a violence token. Action & Thing: Destroy this card X violence tokens and X other things. "What he needs is a good ass-whuppun" -Bub gill_smoke Domestic Abuse Hotline cards_4501_4600 action Action Play only in response to a player destroying a thing they control. Eliminate that player. ChippyYYZ A wizard cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Action: Choose a thing. For as long as A wizard remains in play, that thing is a Special Rule with all second person pronouns replaced by the appropriate form of its controller's name. That inlcudes the "you" inside of Action: ChippyYYZ "Failure Is Just Success Rounded Down!" cards_4501_4600 encouragement Encouragement If you are eliminated with this card in your hand, don't feel bad, 'cause after all... Failure Is Just Success Rounded Down! www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=955 ChippyYYZ Secret Weapon cards_4501_4600 thing Thing 7E Action:Discard a card. Destroy target non-Token Thing whose author isn't Bucky. Bucky Blown Cover cards_4501_4600 action Action 8E Gain control of a Thing that has a cornervalue in number-letter format. Its author becomes "Bucky" if it wasn't already. Look at a random card from its former controller's hand. "That means... you were Bucky's man all along!" Bucky Master Plan Revealed cards_4501_4600 action Action 9E Gain control of all Things whose author is Bucky. If there are no such Things in play that you do not already control, discard your hand and draw five cards. You broadcast the speech before any agents were in place? You're fired! Bucky Threadbare cards_4501_4600 thing Thing T2 You may play this on another player. Every turn you don't play at least one action and at least one thing, discard a card; if unable to discard you are eliminated. "You better keep up now, I'm an old man doing a young man's job" -Bub gill_smoke Eleemosynary cards_4501_4600 thing_rule Thing Rule Wd 1 The player with the fewest combined things in play and cards in hand is the pity target, ties canceling. When the pity target begins their turn all other players must give them a token if able. "Will work for food my ass, I do that too. It's called a job, you might try it sometime" -Bub gill_smoke Loss of Control cards_4501_4600 action Action Co4 Discard this card on your turn to control all players things until the end of your turn. When played as an action Remove one of your things from the game to put up to 10 things in the discard pile into play under your control. "Easy there, I wouldn't have to clean up after your heart attack" -Bub gill_smoke Crappy Webcomic cards_4501_4600 action Action Any player over twelve years old loses a card. "No im not 12 lol wtf u talkin abowt" -Webcomic Author Cralag Cralag's Mirror cards_4501_4600 action Action When this card is in play, all action cards become thing cards, and vice versa. (This card is technically a thing card, due to it's effect.) "Look into the mirror...rorrim eht otni kool..." Cralag Don Hertzfeldt cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Choose one thing from the deck and place it in your hand. "Mah spoon iz too big." Cralag The Destroyer cards_4501_4600 thing Thing When The Destroyer comes into play, destroy all other Things. ChippyYYZ "I'll have what he's having." cards_4501_4600 action Action Create a copy of target Thing an opponent controls and put it into your hand. ChippyYYZ Systematic Chaos cards_4501_4600 thing Thing At the end of every player's turn, they draw a card and discard a random card. If this card is randomly chosen as a target, disregard the next sentence. If this card is targeted by an effect, the effect instead targets a random thing. ChippyYYZ Overwrite Reality cards_4501_4600 action Action 0E Destroy all Tokens and all Things whose author isn't Bucky. Bucky Minor Necrotic Scroll cards_4501_4600 action Action Replace A living thing with a Zombie token, If there are No living things in play create a Skeleton Token instead. gill_smoke Robotic Zombie Killer cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Beginning of turn, Destroy a Zombie token Action: destroy a Zombie. gill_smoke Put You on Front Street cards_4501_4600 thing Thing You may play this on another player. Destroy this at the end of owners turn. In games with more than 2 players Owner and it's things is the sole target of all effects. In a 2 player game owner chooses one of the following at the beginning of their turn, destroy two things or discard 2 cards. gill_smoke Reincarnated Warrior cards_4501_4600 thing_hero Thing - Hero 1D When Reincarnated Warrior is destroyed, shuffle him into the draw pile. Action:Destroy a Token Action:Destroy Reincarnated Warrior and another Thing. Bucky Ancient Demon cards_4501_4600 thing_villian Thing - Villian 2D When Ancient Demon is destroyed, shuffle him into the draw pile. Action:Gain a Minion token Action:Destroy Ancient Demon and eight Minion tokens you control and eliminate an opponent. Bucky Blaze of Glory cards_4501_4600 action Action 3D Discard your hand and destroy one Thing for each card you discarded. Bucky Obscuring Shroud cards_4501_4600 thing Thing At the end of your turn, put a Fog Token on a random thing other than this one. Things with a Fog Token cannot be targeted by Actions. Things with 2 Fog Tokens are blank. Any time a thing has 3 Fog Tokens, remove it from the game. ChippyYYZ Shrouded Striker cards_4501_4600 thing Thing As long as Shrouded Striker cannot be targeted by Actions, it has the text: "Action: Destroy target Thing." ChippyYYZ Shrouded Grabber cards_4501_4600 thing Thing As long as Shrouded Grabber cannot be targeted by Actions, it has the text: "Action: Take a random card from target player's hand." ChippyYYZ Mudbone cards_4501_4600 thing Thing When this comes into play take control of all female things in play, if there are none create 5 size queen tokens. Action: destroy a female thing or a size queen token you control create 2 money tokens. you don't even wanna know what's going on over there. gill_smoke Money talks everybody else walks cards_4501_4600 action Action All players with fewer than 5 money tokens are eliminated in turn order ending with the player of this card. What's he got that I don't? gill_smoke Money Tree cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Thing: Create a money token. gill_smoke Legendary Sword cards_4501_4600 thing Thing 4D When Legendary Sword is destroyed, shuffle it into the draw pile. At the end of each of your turns, if you control a person, you may choose and destroy a living Thing. Bucky Seal Away cards_4501_4600 action Action 5D Shuffle this card and target Thing into the draw pile Bucky Ancient Node cards_4501_4600 thing Thing When a node is destroyed, shuffle it into the draw pile. ChippyYYZ Shrouded Fogbreather cards_4501_4600 thing Thing As long as Shrouded Fogbreather cannot be targeted by Actions, it has the text: "Action: Put a Fog Token on target Thing other than this one." Things with a Fog Token cannot be targeted by Actions. ChippyYYZ Shroud Node cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Nodes cannot be targeted by Actions. ChippyYYZ Corrupted Boon cards_4501_4600 action Action 6D Target player discards a card at random OR destroy target living Thing an opponent controls OR destroy target living Thing you control and draw three cards Bucky Fog Cloud cards_4501_4600 thing Thing 7D When you play this, put a Fog Token on target Thing. This Thing and Things with Fog Tokens on them cannot be targetted by Actions. When this has been in play for three turns, destroy it. Bucky Obscure Archaic Quadruple Entry Accounting Rules cards_4501_4600 thing Thing As long as this card cannot be the target of effects it has the following abilities Thing: Create a money token. Action: Create a money token for each non token thing you control. "See Quattrro 4 Section 6 subsection XXVII for details" gill_smoke Normal Necrotic Scroll cards_4501_4600 action Action Replace 3 living things with Zombie tokens, If there are fewer living things make up the difference with Skeleton Tokens. gill_smoke Necrosis cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Attach to a living thing. At the beginning of your turn flip a coin if heads create a zombie token if tails destroy the attached thing and this card and create a zombie token. Dude! You better get that looked at. gill_smoke Cosmic Horror cards_4501_4600 thing Thing 8D When you play Cosmic Horror, each player gains a Sanity token. At the start of each of your turns, eliminate a random player unless they destroy one of their Sanity tokens. When Cosmic Horror is destroyed, shuffle it into the draw pile. Bucky Death Wish cards_4501_4600 thing Thing 9D When you are eliminated, you win the game. Bucky Imprison cards_4501_4600 action Action 0D Move target Thing to Up Your Sleeve. If you have any other Things Up Your Sleeve, return one to play and give it to the first Thing's controller. Bucky Psychologist's Boon cards_4501_4600 action Action Destroy all Insanity Tokens you control OR gain a Sanity Token OR Discard a card and draw two cards. ChippyYYZ Psychologist cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Action: Each player destroys an Insanity Token they control. If they cannot, they instead gain a Sanity Token. ChippyYYZ Mild Lunacy cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Once during your turn, you may choose Action or Thing and play a random card. If it was not a card of the chosen type, gain an Insanity Token. Your hand size is reduced by the number of Insanity Tokens you control. ChippyYYZ Zombified Chef cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Whenever you play a card with flavor text create a Zombie token. gill_smoke Major Necrotic Scroll cards_4501_4600 action Action Replace 5 living things with Zombie tokens, If there are fewer living things make up the difference with Skeleton Tokens gill_smoke Zombified Farmer cards_4501_4600 thing Thing If you play a plant related thing create a Zombie token. gill_smoke Turbo Node cards_4501_4600 thing Thing 9C Action:Discard your hand. Then draw one card for each Node you control Bucky Necrotic Node cards_4501_4600 thing Thing 8C Thing:Replace one living Thing per Node you control with a Zombie Node Token. If there aren't enough living Things in play, gain Skeletal Node tokens equal to the difference. Then destroy Necrotic Node Bucky Lazy Node cards_4501_4600 thing Thing 7C Bucky Sudden Shrouding cards_4501_4600 action Action Things you control cannot be the targets of Actions until the end of your next turn. You may discard this card at any time. If you do, target Thing you control cannot be the target of Actions this turn. ChippyYYZ Shroud Cloak cards_4501_4600 thing_equipment Thing - Equipment Play this card onto a Thing you control. If this card was in play at the beginning of your turn, return it to your hand at the end of your turn. The equipped card has the text: "This card cannot be targeted by Actions." ChippyYYZ Shrouded Doppleganger cards_4501_4600 thing Thing As long as Shrouded Doppleganger cannot be targeted by Actions, it has all the Action Abilities of all things controlled by opponents. ChippyYYZ Opposite Day cards_4501_4600 thing Thing As long as this is in play, all other cards have all instances of "cannot" replaced by "must", and vice-versa. Zaratustra Strategic Play cards_4501_4600 thing Thing All players play with their card hands on the table, face up. Players draw an extra card per turn. Players can't play a card the same turn they've drawn it. Zaratustra Black Is The New Black cards_4501_4600 action Action Take control of all black and gray cards in play. Discard to counter a target black or gray Action. Zaratustra "Let's finish this" cards_4501_4600 action Action 6C Look at the top 10 cards of the draw pile. If any of them contain the one or more of the words "win", "wins", "eliminate" or "eliminates", put one into your hand and shuffle the draw pile; otherwise, put all 10 on the bottom of the draw pile and play this card again. Bucky Invoke Reality cards_4501_4600 action Action 5C All cards' ruletexts are blank until the start of your next turn. It is merely a piece of cardboard with words on it. Bucky Sweet Revenge cards_4501_4600 reaction Reaction 4C Play in response to one of your non-Token Things being destroyed. Destroy a Thing belonging to the player whose card destroyed it. Bucky Friends In High Places cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Whenever there is an ambiguity in how a rule or card (other than this one) should be interpreted, you choose how it should be interpreted, even if its proper interpretation is on the talk page. Your interpretation must be derived from the card's text. So you can't just make some crap up. ChippyYYZ Expensive Powered Armorsuit cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Indestructible. When this enters play, gain a Money token for each Thing you control. Spend 3 Money Tokens: Destroy target Thing." Spend 3 Money Tokens and discard an Action: This card gains the text: "Action: (the discarded action's text)" ChippyYYZ Improvised Weapon cards_4501_4600 action Action Discard a card or destroy a Thing you control. If you do, destroy target Thing. ChippyYYZ Fig Tree cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Thing: Create a fig token. Action: Destroy a fig token create a zombie token. Camus loved the power figs gave him. gill_smoke Fagan cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Action: Create a waif token. Action: if you have at least 3 waif tokens take a token controled by another player. Action: if you have at least 5 waif tokens take control of another players inanimate thing, flip a coin if tails remove 1d6 -1 (min 1) waif tokens. gill_smoke Haples Adventurer cards_4501_4600 thing Thing if Haples Adventurer uses its action ability put a fate token on Haples Adventurer beginning of turn flip a coin for every fate token on Haples Adventurer if you flip tails change all fate tokens to gold tokens and destroy Haples Adventurer Action: Destroy a thing. Well it was a good run while it lasted gill_smoke Test of Culture cards_4501_4600 thing Thing 3C When you play this, draw a card. Whenever a player draws a card, plays an Action, plays a Thing, uses an Action ability, destroys a Thing, discards a card and gains a Token in the same turn, they win the game. Bucky Test of Strength cards_4501_4600 thing Thing 2C When you play this, draw a card. Whenever a player takes an Action when they have 7 or more cards in their hand, they win the game. Bucky Test of Mind cards_4501_4600 thing Thing 1C When you play this, draw a card. Whenever a player reads 40 different cards during one of their turns, they win the game. Bucky Ultra Marine cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Comes into play with 3 armor tokens and 50 Bullet tokens. When this would be destroyed you may destroy an armor token you control instead. Action: roll a six sided die Destroy that many bullet tokens to destroy a thing. gill_smoke Ammo Cashe cards_4501_4600 action Action Create 100 bullet tokens and 5 grenade tokens. gill_smoke Ammo Crate cards_4501_4600 thing Thing You may destroy this at any time to create 100 bullet tokens. If destroyed by another player, destroy another one of your things. gill_smoke Renaissance Combo cards_4501_4600 action Action 0C Draw a card, discard a card, gain one token of any type, destroy a Token and use the Action ability of one of your Things. Bucky Threadfall! cards_4501_4600 action Action Roll a six-sided die. Destroy that number of things of each player. If any player has fewer things then the number rolled, they get thread tokens equal to the difference. Any player with thread tokens must discard that many cards from their hand. Any player can destroy a dragon-related card under their control no negate this card. Robocar Holy Water Grenade cards_4501_4600 action Action Destroy all zombies controlled by one player. gill_smoke Zombie Hulk cards_4501_4600 thing Thing If Zombie Hulk would be destroyed you may destroy a Zombie token you control instead. At the beginning of your turn if Zombie Hulk destroyed a thing last turn create a Zombie token. Action: Destroy a thing you control. gill_smoke Zombie Store cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Action (global): Destroy a thing you own to create a zombie token. Action: Change any token you control to a zombie token. gill_smoke Pure Energy Form cards_4501_4600 action Action While this card is in play, you may search the deck for any card at any time and play it. ChippyYYZ Punctuation Puncture cards_4501_4600 action Action Destroy the thing with the most punctuation marks on it. If there is a tie, destroy all things that tie. ChippyYYZ The Black Market cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Cannot be targeted by Action Abilities. Choose X when you use an ability. Global Action: Gain Xd6 money tokens and distribute the top X cards of the deck amongst your opponents. Global Action: Roll Xd6. You may spend that many Money Tokens to draw X cards. ChippyYYZ Card Mart cards_4501_4600 thing Thing When this card is in play it belongs to everyone. Action: Choose a random card from the deck, and roll a d6. Each player may choose to destroy a number of Money tokens they own equal to the number on the d6. If they do so, they get a copy of the random card in their hand. Nehh Huh? cards_4501_4600 action Action Target a Thing in play or the top card of the draw pile. If half or more of the players in the game do not understand the card, then it is removed from play. Nehh Dictionary Attack cards_4501_4600 thing Thing Action: Each player chooses a Thing he or she controls and a word on that Thing, and rolls a six-sided die. Each player's total is the length of his or her word plus his or her die roll. Destroy each Thing chosen by a player whose total is lower than yours. jtwe Putrefaction cards_4501_4600 action Action Replace 2 living things with zombie tokens gill_smoke Robot Hive cards_4501_4600 thing Thing If Robot Hive would be destroyed you may destroy a Robot token instead if you have no Robot tokens you may destroy a size token instead. Action: Create a Robot token Thing: If you have at least 3 Robot tokens create a Size Token. gill_smoke Figure It Out cards_4501_4600 thing_rule Thing rule The answer to all random events is 1 or first or heads; whichever makes more sense. gill_smoke Possibly Deadly Token Virus cards_4501_4600 thing Thing If you do not use this card's action every turn it is in your hand, you lose. Action: Destroy one token you control. You may take two extra Actions this turn. Create a copy of this card and give it to another player. Nehh Grenade launcher cards_4501_4600 thing Thing When played create 3 grenade tokens. If you control any grenade tokens when this is destroyed destroy 2 things for every grenade token you control. You must control at least 1 living thing to play the action ability. Action: Destroy a grenade token to destroy up to three tokens and/or things. gill_smoke Frieda cards_4501_4600 thing Thing When this is destroyed destroy the thing that destroyed it, if destroyed by an action card that player discards a random card. I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. gill_smoke Ms. Universe cards_4501_4600 thing Thing When this comes into play create 185 Glamor tokens gill_smoke