Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4401-4500

The whispered One Thing Players other than you who have any cards in play with the word Vecna in the title are eliminated at the end of your turn. Action: Create a copy of a card with Vecna in the title from the archive and put it in another player's hand. Card : gill_smoke	Zombie Elephants Q Thing When zombie elephants is in play, any actions involving vegetables or whose cost has a Z in it cannot be played. Hold this wafer telephone but don't spill the flying. Card : tronbie	Interrogation Q Action Play this as soon as someone asks "What?". That player must choose to discard their hand or sacrifice a thing. WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE? Card : tronbie
Unlimited Imagination, Limited Means Q Action Draw 25 cards, then discard down to 3. Card : tronbie	only i can see the moon's master plan Thing You may play the top card of the deck as though it was in your hand. Action: look at the top card of the deck. Card : eskimoboy	Nuclear Space Laser Thing Nuclear Space Laser comes into play with 3 charge counters on it. If there are no charge counters on Nuclear Space Laser, destroy it. Action: destroy target Thing. Remove a charge counter from Nuclear Space Laser. Card : eskimoboy
The Pie Is Not All Mine Action Draw four cards. Give one to an opponent and keep the rest. Card : eskimoboy	Quiet Mesa Q Thing When this comes into play attach it to a card. That card is now trapped in the realm of Quiet Mesa. It cannot use actions, nor can actions be played on it, and it may not leave Quiet Mesa until it comes to a profound enlightenment about the melancholy of existence. Card : tronbie	Kevlar Shield Q Thing Whenever a thing you control would be destroyed, instead put 1 damage counter on Kevlar Shield. When Kevlar Shield has 3 damage counters on it, sacrifice Kevlar Shield. Card : tronbie

Black Hole Q Thing Whenever a token or counter would be put into play or onto a card, put it on Black Hole instead. This can probably make a lot of loopholes... Card : tronbie	Barricade Engineer 3G Thing As long as you control a non-living Thing representing a solid object, your living Things cannot be destroyed. Card : Bucky	Token Dispenser 4G Thing Thing:gain a token that is the same type as target token. Card : Bucky
Token Collector 5G Thing If every token in play has the same type as at least one token you control, you win the game. Action:Give another player two of your Tokens. Gain control of one of their Tokens. Card : Bucky	Strength in Numbers Action Draw a card for each person that you are. we don't have multiple personalities. Card : eskimoboy	Nonsense! Action You may play Nonsense! at any time. Target Action has no effect. NONSENSE! Card : eskimoboy
Toaster with Fling Action Thing Action: put a toast counter on this card. Remove 3 toast counters: target opponent discards their hand. What does Fling Action mean? *flying toast burns hand* oh. Card : eskimoboy	Shrink Ray RQ Thing Action: Put a shrink counter on shrink ray. Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of shrink counters on shrink ray. Action: Remove a shrink counter from shrink ray: Your opponent's things all have blank corner values. Card : tronbie	Death Ray RQ Thing Action: Put a counter on death ray. Action: Each player sacrifices a token. At any time, remove 3 counters from death ray: Destroy a thing. Card : tronbie

Freeze Ray RQ Thing Action: Put a counter on freeze ray. Action: remove a counter from freeze ray and put a freeze counter on a thing. Things with freeze counters cannot use actions. Freeze counters last 3 turns before melting. Card : tronbie	Energizer Bunny 6G Thing At the start of your turn, gain an Energy Token if you don't already have one. Card : Bucky	Generic Shotgun Hero 7G Thing Action:Remove an Ammo token from this to destroy a Thing. Action+Thing:Reload! If this thing has no Ammo tokens, put two Ammo tokens on it. Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Card : Bucky
Explosive Drug-Dealing Fight Club 8G Thing At the start of your turn, gain a Money token. Afterwards, if you control more than 5 Money tokens, destroy all Things. Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Card : Bucky	Defective Engineering D2 Thing Attach to a non living thing whenever that thing performs an Action or a Thing ability flip a coin if tails it is destroyed. What a piece of junk that was. I hope they gave you some money for buying it. -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Meatball Surgery M4 Action Destroy a living thing and give that player either a meat token or a shrapnel token. Card : gill_smoke
Telemarketer's Boon Action Take a token from every player OR Create a money token for every non token thing you control OR Remove a Living Thing from the game OR Take all the money tokens another player possesses. Like taking candy from a baby. Card : gill_smoke	Silent Polka Zombies 9G Thing Action:Shuffle the draw pile and rotate this card 90 degrees. They aren't dangerous, just really, really creepy Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Card : Bucky	Alcoholic Hillbilly Power 0G Action Destroy all Alcohol-related Things, draw two cards for each Thing you destroyed, then take two extra Actions. Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Card : Bucky

Seed catalog Thing Your max hand size increases by one for every plant related thing you control. Card : gill_smoke	Tool library Thing Your max hand size increases by one for every inanimate thing you control besides this. Card : gill_smoke	Opinionated Bigot Thing Things with opinion tokens not controlled by the owner of Opinionated Bigot may not use action abilities. Thing: Create an opinion token. Action: Move an opinion token to a thing in play. You know what they say about opinions, 'yours is stinkier than the rest'. -Bub Card : gill_smoke
Karate Lessons Q Action If a thing you control would be destroyed, it is not destroyed, and you draw a card. The first lesson is learning how to avoid a fight. Card : tronbie	Sphinx Q Thing Action: Destroy target thing, unless the controller of that thing can ask you a riddle you cannot solve. If you cannot solve the riddle, remove this card from the game. Card : tronbie	The Great Sushi Dancers Q Thing Action: Put a sushi counter into play. Action: Sacrifice 3 sushi counters, target player doesn't draw any cards on their next turn for any reason. Name of this card by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Card : tronbie
Mini Magic 1F Thing Eliminate any players who don't control Life tokens. When this comes into play, every player gets 20 Life tokens; when it leaves play, destroy all Life tokens. Action (global): Target player destroys two of their Things. Based on Kevan's "It's A Kind Of Magic" (page 1) Card : Bucky	Only Well Formed Cards Allowed A1 Thing Only cards with all of the following fields filled are playable: title, type, corner value, rules text, flavortext, and author. That's the way it should be Card : gill_smoke	Broken Card gs1 Thing This space reserved for better rules text. I told you before all his cards are broken Card : gill_smoke

Mini tyrant T1 Thing When this comes into play take control of all tokens in play. Action: take control of a token. Action: Destroy a token you control. Mine Card : gill_smoke	Return From Beyond Thing Play only in response to being eliminated. You have no maximum hand size. When this comes into play, put all cards that have been removed from the game into your hand, then negate the card responsible for eliminating you and remove it from the game. Card : ChippyYYZ	Executive Order: "Kill It." Action Choose a thing and reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal an action that would destroy that thing. Play that Action and shuffle all other revealed cards into the deck. Forget the details; I want it dead! Card : ChippyYYZ
Guerrilla Tactics Thing Any time a thing you control would destroy one or more things you don't control, you may choose to have an opponent discard that many random cards instead. Card : ChippyYYZ	Barbecue Q Thing Any player may spend an action to sacrifice a living thing to put 3 BBQ tokens into play. As long as barbecue is in play, any player who reaches 15 BBQ tokens wins the game. Everyone loves barbecue... Card : tronbie	Amoeba Q Thing If this card were to be destroyed or sacrificed, instead put a copy of this card into play. Card : tronbie
Briefcase Q Thing When this comes into play draw a card. Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 as long as this card is under your control. When this card leaves play, discard a card. Card : tronbie	Peeping Tom T3 Thing Action: Look at target players hand. What are you doing in my bushes? Card : gill_smoke	Tom cat T2 Thing Action: Destroy an inanimate object. Damn cat Card : gill_smoke

Tomfoolery T1 Action While in your hand this counts as a living thing. Give a player a rotten tomato token, or exchange a thing with another player. Knock it off Card : gill_smoke	Bizarre Copy Paste Error Action Create a copy of each of the top X cards of the deck, where X is the number of cards in your hand. Remove your hand from the game and put the copies into your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Rainbow Bullets Action Reveal any number of cards from your hand. For each rainbow color revealed (ROYGBIV), destroy target Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ
Supermassive White Hole Thing At the beginning of each player's turn, a random player plays the top card of the deck. This does not count towards the player's cards per turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Absorbent Blob Thing If this card has 4 or more Gloop tokens on it, it counts as a living thing. If this thing would be destroyed, and it has more than 1 Gloop token, instead copy this card, remove half (rounded down) of the Gloop tokens on this card and place them on the copy of this card. Action: Destroy any one Thing and place a Gloop Token on this card. Card : Nehh	Energy Beam Thing At the start of every turn, create one Energy tokens on this card. Action: Remove all Energy tokens from this card and give them to an opponent. Card : Nehh
Gold Energy Plating Action Destroy X energy energy tokens and Y of any other sort of token that you control, where X is a number that is four times larger than Y. Create Y money tokens. Card : Nehh	Spam blaster 2F Action Replace the text of each Thing that has come into play since the end of your previous turn with "(linkspam removed)" Card : Bucky	Parallel Universe XVII Thing - Universe Any time that a card mentions the number "X", X is ten. Card : ChippyYYZ

Cool Frisbee Of Death Action Put this card in another player's hand. If you discard this card, you are eliminated. Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Card : ChippyYYZ	Spooky Chipmunk Summoner Thing Action: Gain a Chipmunk Token. Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Card : ChippyYYZ	Unforgettable Spelunking Chipmunks Action If you have 3 or more Chipmunk tokens, you win. Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Card : Nehh
Professional Skydiving - in Space! Thing If you go skydiving in space within ten minutes of this card being played, you win. Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Card : Nehh	Doubting Thomas T5 Thing Action: Create a doubt token. If Doubting Thomas would be destroyed you may destoy a doubt token instead. I don't believe it Card : gill_smoke	Tom, Dick and Harry T4 Thing This counts as three living things. Those three yahoos again? Card : gill_smoke
Saint Thomas T6 Thing Musican At the begining of your turn create a music token on this card when there are 14 music tokens on this card destroy it at the end of your turn. Action: create a money token for every music tok on this card. A Norwegian alt-country musician Card : gill_smoke	Personal Cloaking Unit 3F Thing Neither you nor Personal Cloaking Unit can be the target of an Action unless you have taken an Action since the start of your current/most recent turn. It's so good that it even hides me from myself! Card : Bucky	Rod of Nullification 4F Thing- Artifact When you play this, gain an Energy token. You may discard a card and destroy a token you control to negate any Action. Whoever played that Action may take an extra Action this turn. Card : Bucky

Inevitability 5F Thing At the start of your turn, put a Time token on Inevitability. If Inevitability has at least 20 Tokens on it at the start of your turn, you win the game If Inevitability leaves play while it has a Token on it, remove all Tokens from it and return it to play. I am unstoppable. Card : Bucky	St. Thomas T7 Thing Island Action: Take control of a living thing until the begining of your next turn. well we don't have our own flag but but we are a part of the States, sort of. Card : gill_smoke	Tomas Aquinas T9 Thing - Philosopher When this comes into play Destroy all things that can not logically exist. Action: create a logic token Action: destroy a logic token to draw a card. You see the Unicorns and Gryffons all drowned in Noah's flood. Card : gill_smoke
Tommy Gun T8 Thing Comes intp play with 50 bullets tokens. Action: remove 3d6 bullets destroy 1d6 -1 things. The action is a little sticky, it jammed up on me twice. JD Card : gill_smoke	Tomporary Blockage > Thing Whenever an Action is used, roll 1d6. If the roll is 5 or more, cancel the effect of the Action and return this card to your hand. Technically it should be temporary, but Tom's been messing with it. Card : Nehh	Inappropriate Baseball Project - - - Action Destroy one fragile object. Give the player whose object you destroyed one Baseball token. *insert smashing glass noises here* Card title by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html . Card : Nehh
Unfortunate Data Switch 3B Action Place all of the Things you control in your hand. Swap your hand with an opponent, and draw 2 cards. I think that the correct noise is "qwgzeep!" Card : Nehh	New World Symphony Thing - Pun If at any time you control at least 4 things whose titles are names of songs (and you can prove it), you win. Card : ChippyYYZ	One Hundred Purple Pikmin Thing Action: Take control of any number of material things whose combined weights do not exceed 5 pounds. Card : ChippyYYZ

YyZYYzYYZYyz Action Choose a card. All definitions of all words on that card are changed to 'a suffusion of yellow'. This change of definition affects only instances of those words on the chosen card. Remove that card from the game. First, the random system errors. Then the database corruption. Then the rythmic ringing sound. Then the disintegration of all matter. The wrath of Chippy is complete. Card : ChippyYYZ	Uncle Tom T1 Thing Destroy this card at the beginning of your turn. While in play you may play as many things as you like. Why is this book still banned? Card : gill_smoke	Tommy can you hear me T0 Thing This card is considered inanimate when it is not your turn. Action: draw a card. That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball. Card : gill_smoke
Bucky's Other Boon K9 Action Remove a card in play from the game OR Blank out the rules text of a card in play OR Add a "letter number" corner value to a card in play without a corner value OR Remove from the game all cards in the discard pile by one author besides Bucky. Some cards are just too broken to play with. Card : gill_smoke	Shady Avenger 6F Thing- Antihero Whenever an opponent destroys another of your non-token Things, Shady Avenger forces them to discard a card at random. Card : Bucky	Steel Plating 7F Thing Play onto another Thing When you play this, gain two Armor tokens. If this Thing or the Thing it's attached to would be destroyed, destroy an Armor token instead if possible. Card : Bucky
Patronage 8F Thing Whenever a player plays a card by Bucky, including this one, they draw a card. Card : Bucky	Pinball Warlock Thing When this card enters play, gain a Pinball Token. If Pinball Warlock would be destroyed, you may destroy a Pinball Token you control instead. Action: If you do not control a Pinball Token, create one. Action: If you control a Pinball Token, Destroy target thing. That guy sure plays an evil pinball. Card : ChippyYYZ	Paintball Wizard Thing When this enters play, choose its color. Action: Replace a word on target differently-colored Thing with this Thing's color. That red, red, and red kid sure red a red paintball. Card : ChippyYYZ

Pinhead Wizard Thing If you control four or more Gabba Gabba Hey Tokens, you have no maximum hand size. If an opponent controls three or more Gabba Gabba Hey Tokens, their maximum hand size is one. Action: Target player gains a Gabba Gabba Hey Token. Who you callin' a pinhead, Pinhead? Card : ChippyYYZ	Personality splitter P8 Thing Action & Thing: pick a card in play with more than one action and or thing ability, make new versions of that card where each card only has one action or thing ability but the rest of the text remains the same as the original. Discard the original. I think I've seen this episode, it gets all Jungian at the end. Card : gill_smoke	Purple Cow P8 TYPE Unplayable! If you are forced to discard this card you win. A purple cow is partial evidence that all crows are black. Not very strong evidence mind you, but every little bit helps. Card : gill_smoke
Pique P8 Action Reaction Discard this card when another player would draw a card, you draw the card instead. When played as an action Target player discards a random card. Your frustration will soon pass, I only piqued you by passing. Card : gill_smoke	Second Chance 9F Reaction Play in response to one of your non-Token Things being destroyed. Put it in your hand rather than the discard pile Card : Bucky	Emergency Override 0F Action Flip target thing over. Treat it as blank for as long as it remains flipped. Card : Bucky
Page Not Found 404 Thing No cards from page _____ of the Infinite Dvorak Deck may be played. Action: Change the _____ above to a page from the Infinite Dvorak Deck. Stupid, stupid internet server. GAH! Card : Nehh	Operator Required R4 Thing rule You may play this from your hand on another player, if playing from another source play this on yourself. If at the end of your turn you don't control a living thing, you discard a card. If unable to discard, you are eliminated instead. Were the sensors faulty or was she texting? Card : gill_smoke	Anything will do R2 Thing rule If at the end of every players turn they don't control a thing card in play, they discard a card. If unable to discard, they are eliminated instead I'll take anything you got Card : gill_smoke

Reductive Reasoning R1 Thing rule The player who controls the same number of living and unliving thing with a minimum of 5 and at least 2 different types of tokens wins the game. I see it now Sue has to be sitting next to Mary because Skip doesn't have a red hat. Card : gill_smoke	Nightmare Cinema Action Each player passes their hand to the next player. Card : ChippyYYZ	Trade Route Thing Action: If there isn't already one in play, target player gains a Caravan Token. At the beginning of your turn, give a card from your hand to a player with a Caravan Token. That player gives you a random card from their hand. Card : ChippyYYZ
Spin Attack Action Destroy target Thing. You may discard a card to instead destroy one target Thing belonging to each opponent. Card : ChippyYYZ	Personal attack 1E Action Destroy a non-Token Thing with a creator other than Bucky. If its creator is a player, they discard two cards. Card : Bucky	Twisted Logic 2E Reaction Play in response to an Action with a creator other than Bucky. You make all choices required by that Action. Card : Bucky
Tyranny 3E Thing Whenever an opponent plays a card during their turn with a Creator other than Bucky, the turn ends. Card : Bucky	Euler Di 1 Thing mathematician Whenever things with vertex tokens on it are destroyed, destroy all edge and vertex tokens attached to that card. Whenever a thing with a vertex token performs an ability you may follow edge tokens from one vertex token to another without using an edge more than once and each crossed thing may use an ability for free. Thing: create a Vertex token on a thing. Action: create an edge token connecting 2 vertex tokens. Card : gill_smoke	Minion store S9 Thing Action(global): destroy a token you control to create a minion token. Thing(global): destroy 5 tokens of the same type that you control to create a copy of a living thing from the archive and put it in your hand. Good help is hard to find, we make it easier Card : gill_smoke

Defenestration WD 3 Action Discard X cards to have a target player discard X cards. I might as well toss these cards out a window Card : gill_smoke

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