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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator The whispered One cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Players other than you who have any cards in play with the word Vecna in the title are eliminated at the end of your turn. Action: Create a copy of a card with Vecna in the title from the archive and put it in another player's hand. gill_smoke Zombie Elephants cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Q When zombie elephants is in play, any actions involving vegetables or whose cost has a Z in it cannot be played. Hold this wafer telephone but don't spill the flying. tronbie Interrogation cards_4401_4500 action Action Q Play this as soon as someone asks "What?". That player must choose to discard their hand or sacrifice a thing. WHAT DOES MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE? tronbie Unlimited Imagination, Limited Means cards_4401_4500 action Action Q Draw 25 cards, then discard down to 3. tronbie only i can see the moon's master plan cards_4401_4500 thing Thing You may play the top card of the deck as though it was in your hand. Action: look at the top card of the deck. eskimoboy Nuclear Space Laser cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Nuclear Space Laser comes into play with 3 charge counters on it. If there are no charge counters on Nuclear Space Laser, destroy it. Action: destroy target Thing. Remove a charge counter from Nuclear Space Laser. eskimoboy The Pie Is Not All Mine cards_4401_4500 action Action Draw four cards. Give one to an opponent and keep the rest. eskimoboy Quiet Mesa cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Q When this comes into play attach it to a card. That card is now trapped in the realm of Quiet Mesa. It cannot use actions, nor can actions be played on it, and it may not leave Quiet Mesa until it comes to a profound enlightenment about the melancholy of existence. tronbie Kevlar Shield cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Q Whenever a thing you control would be destroyed, instead put 1 damage counter on Kevlar Shield. When Kevlar Shield has 3 damage counters on it, sacrifice Kevlar Shield. tronbie Black Hole cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Q Whenever a token or counter would be put into play or onto a card, put it on Black Hole instead. This can probably make a lot of loopholes... tronbie Barricade Engineer cards_4401_4500 thing Thing 3G As long as you control a non-living Thing representing a solid object, your living Things cannot be destroyed. Bucky Token Dispenser cards_4401_4500 thing Thing 4G Thing:gain a token that is the same type as target token. Bucky Token Collector cards_4401_4500 thing Thing 5G If every token in play has the same type as at least one token you control, you win the game. Action:Give another player two of your Tokens. Gain control of one of their Tokens. Bucky Strength in Numbers cards_4401_4500 action Action Draw a card for each person that you are. we don't have multiple personalities. eskimoboy Nonsense! cards_4401_4500 action Action You may play Nonsense! at any time. Target Action has no effect. NONSENSE! eskimoboy Toaster with Fling Action cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Action: put a toast counter on this card. Remove 3 toast counters: target opponent discards their hand. What does Fling Action mean? *flying toast burns hand* oh. eskimoboy Shrink Ray cards_4401_4500 thing Thing RQ Action: Put a shrink counter on shrink ray. Your maximum hand size is increased by the number of shrink counters on shrink ray. Action: Remove a shrink counter from shrink ray: Your opponent's things all have blank corner values. tronbie Death Ray cards_4401_4500 thing Thing RQ Action: Put a counter on death ray. Action: Each player sacrifices a token. At any time, remove 3 counters from death ray: Destroy a thing. tronbie Freeze Ray cards_4401_4500 thing Thing RQ Action: Put a counter on freeze ray. Action: remove a counter from freeze ray and put a freeze counter on a thing. Things with freeze counters cannot use actions. Freeze counters last 3 turns before melting. tronbie Energizer Bunny cards_4401_4500 thing Thing 6G At the start of your turn, gain an Energy Token if you don't already have one. Bucky Generic Shotgun Hero cards_4401_4500 thing Thing 7G Action:Remove an Ammo token from this to destroy a Thing. Action+Thing:Reload! If this thing has no Ammo tokens, put two Ammo tokens on it. Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Bucky Explosive Drug-Dealing Fight Club cards_4401_4500 thing Thing 8G At the start of your turn, gain a Money token. Afterwards, if you control more than 5 Money tokens, destroy all Things. Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Bucky Defective Engineering cards_4401_4500 thing Thing D2 Attach to a non living thing whenever that thing performs an Action or a Thing ability flip a coin if tails it is destroyed. What a piece of junk that was. I hope they gave you some money for buying it. -Bub gill_smoke Meatball Surgery cards_4401_4500 action Action M4 Destroy a living thing and give that player either a meat token or a shrapnel token. gill_smoke Telemarketer's Boon cards_4401_4500 action Action Take a token from every player OR Create a money token for every non token thing you control OR Remove a Living Thing from the game OR Take all the money tokens another player possesses. Like taking candy from a baby. gill_smoke Silent Polka Zombies cards_4401_4500 thing Thing 9G Action:Shuffle the draw pile and rotate this card 90 degrees. They aren't dangerous, just really, really creepy Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Bucky Alcoholic Hillbilly Power cards_4401_4500 action Action 0G Destroy all Alcohol-related Things, draw two cards for each Thing you destroyed, then take two extra Actions. Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Bucky Seed catalog cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Your max hand size increases by one for every plant related thing you control. gill_smoke Tool library cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Your max hand size increases by one for every inanimate thing you control besides this. gill_smoke Opinionated Bigot cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Things with opinion tokens not controlled by the owner of Opinionated Bigot may not use action abilities. Thing: Create an opinion token. Action: Move an opinion token to a thing in play. You know what they say about opinions, 'yours is stinkier than the rest'. -Bub gill_smoke Karate Lessons cards_4401_4500 action Action Q If a thing you control would be destroyed, it is not destroyed, and you draw a card. The first lesson is learning how to avoid a fight. tronbie Sphinx cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Q Action: Destroy target thing, unless the controller of that thing can ask you a riddle you cannot solve. If you cannot solve the riddle, remove this card from the game. tronbie The Great Sushi Dancers cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Q Action: Put a sushi counter into play. Action: Sacrifice 3 sushi counters, target player doesn't draw any cards on their next turn for any reason. Name of this card by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html tronbie Mini Magic cards_4401_4500 thing Thing 1F Eliminate any players who don't control Life tokens. When this comes into play, every player gets 20 Life tokens; when it leaves play, destroy all Life tokens. Action (global): Target player destroys two of their Things. Based on Kevan's "It's A Kind Of Magic" (page 1) Bucky Only Well Formed Cards Allowed cards_4401_4500 thing Thing A1 Only cards with all of the following fields filled are playable: title, type, corner value, rules text, flavortext, and author. That's the way it should be gill_smoke Broken Card cards_4401_4500 thing Thing gs1 This space reserved for better rules text. I told you before all his cards are broken gill_smoke Mini tyrant cards_4401_4500 thing Thing T1 When this comes into play take control of all tokens in play. Action: take control of a token. Action: Destroy a token you control. Mine gill_smoke Return From Beyond cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Play only in response to being eliminated. You have no maximum hand size. When this comes into play, put all cards that have been removed from the game into your hand, then negate the card responsible for eliminating you and remove it from the game. ChippyYYZ Executive Order: "Kill It." cards_4401_4500 action Action Choose a thing and reveal cards from the top of the draw pile until you reveal an action that would destroy that thing. Play that Action and shuffle all other revealed cards into the deck. Forget the details; I want it dead! ChippyYYZ Guerrilla Tactics cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Any time a thing you control would destroy one or more things you don't control, you may choose to have an opponent discard that many random cards instead. ChippyYYZ Barbecue cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Q Any player may spend an action to sacrifice a living thing to put 3 BBQ tokens into play. As long as barbecue is in play, any player who reaches 15 BBQ tokens wins the game. Everyone loves barbecue... tronbie Amoeba cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Q If this card were to be destroyed or sacrificed, instead put a copy of this card into play. tronbie Briefcase cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Q When this comes into play draw a card. Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 as long as this card is under your control. When this card leaves play, discard a card. tronbie Peeping Tom cards_4401_4500 thing Thing T3 Action: Look at target players hand. What are you doing in my bushes? gill_smoke Tom cat cards_4401_4500 thing Thing T2 Action: Destroy an inanimate object. Damn cat gill_smoke Tomfoolery cards_4401_4500 action Action T1 While in your hand this counts as a living thing. Give a player a rotten tomato token, or exchange a thing with another player. Knock it off gill_smoke Bizarre Copy Paste Error cards_4401_4500 action Action Create a copy of each of the top X cards of the deck, where X is the number of cards in your hand. Remove your hand from the game and put the copies into your hand. ChippyYYZ Rainbow Bullets cards_4401_4500 action Action Reveal any number of cards from your hand. For each rainbow color revealed (ROYGBIV), destroy target Thing. ChippyYYZ Supermassive White Hole cards_4401_4500 thing Thing At the beginning of each player's turn, a random player plays the top card of the deck. This does not count towards the player's cards per turn. ChippyYYZ Absorbent Blob cards_4401_4500 thing Thing If this card has 4 or more Gloop tokens on it, it counts as a living thing. If this thing would be destroyed, and it has more than 1 Gloop token, instead copy this card, remove half (rounded down) of the Gloop tokens on this card and place them on the copy of this card. Action: Destroy any one Thing and place a Gloop Token on this card. Nehh Energy Beam cards_4401_4500 thing Thing At the start of every turn, create one Energy tokens on this card. Action: Remove all Energy tokens from this card and give them to an opponent. Nehh Gold Energy Plating cards_4401_4500 action Action Destroy X energy energy tokens and Y of any other sort of token that you control, where X is a number that is four times larger than Y. Create Y money tokens. Nehh Spam blaster cards_4401_4500 action Action 2F Replace the text of each Thing that has come into play since the end of your previous turn with "(linkspam removed)" Bucky Parallel Universe XVII cards_4401_4500 thing_universe Thing - Universe Any time that a card mentions the number "X", X is ten. ChippyYYZ Cool Frisbee Of Death cards_4401_4500 action Action Put this card in another player's hand. If you discard this card, you are eliminated. Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html ChippyYYZ Spooky Chipmunk Summoner cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Action: Gain a Chipmunk Token. Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html ChippyYYZ Unforgettable Spelunking Chipmunks cards_4401_4500 action Action If you have 3 or more Chipmunk tokens, you win. Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Nehh Professional Skydiving - in Space! cards_4401_4500 thing Thing If you go skydiving in space within ten minutes of this card being played, you win. Card name courtesy of http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html Nehh Doubting Thomas cards_4401_4500 thing Thing T5 Action: Create a doubt token. If Doubting Thomas would be destroyed you may destoy a doubt token instead. I don't believe it gill_smoke Tom, Dick and Harry cards_4401_4500 thing Thing T4 This counts as three living things. Those three yahoos again? gill_smoke Saint Thomas cards_4401_4500 thing_musican Thing Musican T6 At the begining of your turn create a music token on this card when there are 14 music tokens on this card destroy it at the end of your turn. Action: create a money token for every music tok on this card. A Norwegian alt-country musician gill_smoke Personal Cloaking Unit cards_4401_4500 thing Thing 3F Neither you nor Personal Cloaking Unit can be the target of an Action unless you have taken an Action since the start of your current/most recent turn. It's so good that it even hides me from myself! Bucky Rod of Nullification cards_4401_4500 thing_artifact Thing- Artifact 4F When you play this, gain an Energy token. You may discard a card and destroy a token you control to negate any Action. Whoever played that Action may take an extra Action this turn. Bucky Inevitability cards_4401_4500 thing Thing 5F At the start of your turn, put a Time token on Inevitability. If Inevitability has at least 20 Tokens on it at the start of your turn, you win the game If Inevitability leaves play while it has a Token on it, remove all Tokens from it and return it to play. I am unstoppable. Bucky St. Thomas cards_4401_4500 thing_island Thing Island T7 Action: Take control of a living thing until the begining of your next turn. well we don't have our own flag but but we are a part of the States, sort of. gill_smoke Tomas Aquinas cards_4401_4500 thing_philosopher Thing - Philosopher T9 When this comes into play Destroy all things that can not logically exist. Action: create a logic token Action: destroy a logic token to draw a card. You see the Unicorns and Gryffons all drowned in Noah's flood. gill_smoke Tommy Gun cards_4401_4500 thing Thing T8 Comes intp play with 50 bullets tokens. Action: remove 3d6 bullets destroy 1d6 -1 things. The action is a little sticky, it jammed up on me twice. JD gill_smoke Tomporary Blockage cards_4401_4500 thing Thing > Whenever an Action is used, roll 1d6. If the roll is 5 or more, cancel the effect of the Action and return this card to your hand. Technically it should be temporary, but Tom's been messing with it. Nehh Inappropriate Baseball Project cards_4401_4500 action Action - - - Destroy one fragile object. Give the player whose object you destroyed one Baseball token. *insert smashing glass noises here* Card title by http://norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html . Nehh Unfortunate Data Switch cards_4401_4500 action Action 3B Place all of the Things you control in your hand. Swap your hand with an opponent, and draw 2 cards. I think that the correct noise is "qwgzeep!" Nehh New World Symphony cards_4401_4500 thing_pun Thing - Pun If at any time you control at least 4 things whose titles are names of songs (and you can prove it), you win. ChippyYYZ One Hundred Purple Pikmin cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Action: Take control of any number of material things whose combined weights do not exceed 5 pounds. ChippyYYZ YyZYYzYYZYyz cards_4401_4500 action Action Choose a card. All definitions of all words on that card are changed to 'a suffusion of yellow'. This change of definition affects only instances of those words on the chosen card. Remove that card from the game. First, the random system errors. Then the database corruption. Then the rythmic ringing sound. Then the disintegration of all matter. The wrath of Chippy is complete. ChippyYYZ Uncle Tom cards_4401_4500 thing Thing T1 Destroy this card at the beginning of your turn. While in play you may play as many things as you like. Why is this book still banned? gill_smoke Tommy can you hear me cards_4401_4500 thing Thing T0 This card is considered inanimate when it is not your turn. Action: draw a card. That deaf dumb and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball. gill_smoke Bucky's Other Boon cards_4401_4500 action Action K9 Remove a card in play from the game OR Blank out the rules text of a card in play OR Add a "letter number" corner value to a card in play without a corner value OR Remove from the game all cards in the discard pile by one author besides Bucky. Some cards are just too broken to play with. gill_smoke Shady Avenger cards_4401_4500 thing_antihero Thing- Antihero 6F Whenever an opponent destroys another of your non-token Things, Shady Avenger forces them to discard a card at random. Bucky Steel Plating cards_4401_4500 thing Thing 7F Play onto another Thing When you play this, gain two Armor tokens. If this Thing or the Thing it's attached to would be destroyed, destroy an Armor token instead if possible. Bucky Patronage cards_4401_4500 thing Thing 8F Whenever a player plays a card by Bucky, including this one, they draw a card. Bucky Pinball Warlock cards_4401_4500 thing Thing When this card enters play, gain a Pinball Token. If Pinball Warlock would be destroyed, you may destroy a Pinball Token you control instead. Action: If you do not control a Pinball Token, create one. Action: If you control a Pinball Token, Destroy target thing. That guy sure plays an evil pinball. ChippyYYZ Paintball Wizard cards_4401_4500 thing Thing When this enters play, choose its color. Action: Replace a word on target differently-colored Thing with this Thing's color. That red, red, and red kid sure red a red paintball. ChippyYYZ Pinhead Wizard cards_4401_4500 thing Thing If you control four or more Gabba Gabba Hey Tokens, you have no maximum hand size. If an opponent controls three or more Gabba Gabba Hey Tokens, their maximum hand size is one. Action: Target player gains a Gabba Gabba Hey Token. Who you callin' a pinhead, Pinhead? ChippyYYZ Personality splitter cards_4401_4500 thing Thing P8 Action & Thing: pick a card in play with more than one action and or thing ability, make new versions of that card where each card only has one action or thing ability but the rest of the text remains the same as the original. Discard the original. I think I've seen this episode, it gets all Jungian at the end. gill_smoke Purple Cow cards_4401_4500 type TYPE P8 Unplayable! If you are forced to discard this card you win. A purple cow is partial evidence that all crows are black. Not very strong evidence mind you, but every little bit helps. gill_smoke Pique cards_4401_4500 action_reaction Action Reaction P8 Discard this card when another player would draw a card, you draw the card instead. When played as an action Target player discards a random card. Your frustration will soon pass, I only piqued you by passing. gill_smoke Second Chance cards_4401_4500 reaction Reaction 9F Play in response to one of your non-Token Things being destroyed. Put it in your hand rather than the discard pile Bucky Emergency Override cards_4401_4500 action Action 0F Flip target thing over. Treat it as blank for as long as it remains flipped. Bucky Page Not Found cards_4401_4500 thing Thing 404 No cards from page _____ of the Infinite Dvorak Deck may be played. Action: Change the _____ above to a page from the Infinite Dvorak Deck. Stupid, stupid internet server. GAH! Nehh Operator Required cards_4401_4500 thing_rule Thing rule R4 You may play this from your hand on another player, if playing from another source play this on yourself. If at the end of your turn you don't control a living thing, you discard a card. If unable to discard, you are eliminated instead. Were the sensors faulty or was she texting? gill_smoke Anything will do cards_4401_4500 thing_rule Thing rule R2 If at the end of every players turn they don't control a thing card in play, they discard a card. If unable to discard, they are eliminated instead I'll take anything you got gill_smoke Reductive Reasoning cards_4401_4500 thing_rule Thing rule R1 The player who controls the same number of living and unliving thing with a minimum of 5 and at least 2 different types of tokens wins the game. I see it now Sue has to be sitting next to Mary because Skip doesn't have a red hat. gill_smoke Nightmare Cinema cards_4401_4500 action Action Each player passes their hand to the next player. ChippyYYZ Trade Route cards_4401_4500 thing Thing Action: If there isn't already one in play, target player gains a Caravan Token. At the beginning of your turn, give a card from your hand to a player with a Caravan Token. That player gives you a random card from their hand. ChippyYYZ Spin Attack cards_4401_4500 action Action Destroy target Thing. You may discard a card to instead destroy one target Thing belonging to each opponent. ChippyYYZ Personal attack cards_4401_4500 action Action 1E Destroy a non-Token Thing with a creator other than Bucky. If its creator is a player, they discard two cards. Bucky Twisted Logic cards_4401_4500 reaction Reaction 2E Play in response to an Action with a creator other than Bucky. You make all choices required by that Action. Bucky Tyranny cards_4401_4500 thing Thing 3E Whenever an opponent plays a card during their turn with a Creator other than Bucky, the turn ends. Bucky Euler cards_4401_4500 thing_mathematician Thing mathematician Di 1 Whenever things with vertex tokens on it are destroyed, destroy all edge and vertex tokens attached to that card. Whenever a thing with a vertex token performs an ability you may follow edge tokens from one vertex token to another without using an edge more than once and each crossed thing may use an ability for free. Thing: create a Vertex token on a thing. Action: create an edge token connecting 2 vertex tokens. gill_smoke Minion store cards_4401_4500 thing Thing S9 Action(global): destroy a token you control to create a minion token. Thing(global): destroy 5 tokens of the same type that you control to create a copy of a living thing from the archive and put it in your hand. Good help is hard to find, we make it easier gill_smoke Defenestration cards_4401_4500 action Action WD 3 Discard X cards to have a target player discard X cards. I might as well toss these cards out a window gill_smoke