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Play in response to an opponent playing an Action card. Prevent that Action unless that opponent discards their hand.
One broken wrist later, he was in no mood to try again. |
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Card : Bucky |
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When you use an action ability to destroy another player's thing, flip a coin and if heads you may destroy another thing. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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When you use an action ability you may create a blood token. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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When you use an action ability you may create a money token. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Mary Sue, Avatar of Perfection |
5I |
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Thing-Legendary Heroine |
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Mary Sue has all the Action abilities that other Things in play have.
If an opponent destroys Mary Sue, you win the game.
A friend to all, an equal to none. |
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Card : Bucky |
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Whenever Prismatic Orb becomes the target of an Action, copy that action once for each other valid target available. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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At the end of your turn, reveal cards from the top of the deck until a thing is revealed. This card gains the last sentence on that thing. Any instances of that thing's name are changed to this card's name. Put all revealed cards on the bottom of the deck. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Some Your Base Are Belong To Us |
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Action |
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Each opponent chooses a thing they control. For each thing not chosen, flip a coin and gain control of it on a heads.
You have a small chance to survive make your time.
Ha Ha. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Darksteel Phantom is indestuctible. Each turn, destroy a thing. If no other things remain, remove this card from the game.
"A ghost made of Darksteel? Isn't that like a solid gold trophy plated in tin?" |
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Card : AldusValor |
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Action: Choose and discard a card, destroy target thing. |
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Card : AldusValor |
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If an opponent plays a card that destroys any number of your things, it destroys up to that number of target things that player controls.
"It's as if God's vanity mirror came down from the heavens and protected us." |
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Card : AldusValor |
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If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it. Action: Every player must place their cards in a pile in the middle. These cards are then handed out equally to the players. If the cards cannot be handed out equally, discard any excess cards. |
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Card : Nehh |
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Choose any Thing. When you play this card, that Thing must use its Action Ability if possible. |
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Card : Nehh |
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If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it. Action: Every player must show their hand to all the other players at the start of the next turn. |
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Card : Nehh |
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When you play an action card from your hand you may draw a card. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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When you play an action card you may create a money token. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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When you play an action card you may create a blood token. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Remove all text from target thing and put it on the bottom of the deck. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Republic Credits Will Be Fine |
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Thing |
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Action: Gain 2d6 Republic Credit Tokens. Thing: Until the end of the turn, Rebublic Credit Tokens may be used as any type of Token. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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If you control 1,000,000 tokens, you win.
"Deal or No Deal?" |
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Card : AldusValor |
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When Bottled Chaos is destroyed, each player discards their hand and draws a card for each card they discarded.
Seething power, waiting for you to release it |
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Card : Bucky |
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When Bottled Memory is destroyed, play an Action from the discard pile.
An old gambit, waiting for you to use it. |
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Card : Bucky |
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When Bottled Secret is destroyed, put up to three Tokens of any one type into play.
One of the main advantages of time travel is knowing what junk to keep around. |
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Card : Bucky |
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Destroy all of your tokens and discard your hand, target player discards a random card. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Destroy this card at any time to take an extra turn after the current player's turn is over. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Play an additional 3 actions this turn |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Look at the top 7 cards of the deck. Draw one of them, remove one of them from the game, and put the rest on top of the deck in any order. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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At any time during your turn, you may discard a card to make an opponent discard a random card. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Play an additional 3 things this turn. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Bring one player who was eliminated from the game back into the game. For the first 10 turns that player is in the game, their hand size is limited to 2 cards. |
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Card : Nehh |
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This is too complicated... |
HALP |
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Action - Response |
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Discard in response to a response that was used in response to an action. Negate the effects of the card that was played in response to the original action.
DON'T. DO. ANYTHING. TO. MY. ACTION! - Nehh |
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Card : It wasn't gill_smoke. It was me. |
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Change any words typed entirely in capital letters in a card's title or description (not flavourtext) to small letters. |
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Card : Nehh |
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Whenever an opponent plays a card or ends their turn, you may play an Action if you haven't played one since the start of your last turn. |
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Card : Bucky |
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Whenever an opponent plays a card or ends their turn, you may play a Thing if you haven't played one since the start of your last turn. |
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Card : Bucky |
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Any player who takes 5 or more actions in one turn win's the game |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Thing: create a blank token. Action: Destroy a token. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Thing: create a Lightning Bolt token. Action: Destroy a lightning bolt token to destroy any thing in play, even if it says you can't.
Mortal Fool, I am a god and not bound to your rules and laws |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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I Accidentally Your Thing |
1H |
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Action |
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_____ target Thing an opponent controls, if possible.
When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile. |
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Card : Bucky |
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I Accidentally My Hand |
2H |
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Action |
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_____ your hand or all the cards it contains, if possible.
When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile. |
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Card : Bucky |
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I Accidentally All The Tokens |
3H |
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Action |
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_____ all tokens in play, if possible.
When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile. |
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Card : Bucky |
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Action: Destroy Blue Shell. Target player skips his or her next turn. This effect cannot be countered. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Thing: Create a Lightening Bolt Token. Action: Destroy a Lightening Bolt Token you control to destroy any thing in play that has no spelling errors anywhere on it.
"Mortal fool, I am a god and not bound to the rules of spelling." |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Each opponent discards a card or destroys a non-deity Thing they control. If they cannot, they are eliminated. Repeat the preceding effect for each deity in play. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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One sided personality Disorder |
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Thing |
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At the beginning of your turn, flip a coin if Heads you may play up to 2 things, but no actions if Tails you may play up to 2 actions, but no things. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Target player may return to their hands up to 3 things they control. Destroy the rest. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Pick a non living thing in play, all copies of that card and any tokens they created are destroyed. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Action:remove all things in play, including this card, all cards in all players hands, and all cards in the discard pile from the game.
"It's like someone sucked the universe down the drain." |
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Card : AldusValor |
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remove target thing from the game.
"I know there's a delete button, I like to do it this way." |
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Card : AldusValor |
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Take the top card from the discard pile. If it's a thing, put it into play under your control, if it's an action, play it immediately. |
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Card : AldusValor |
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This counts as a zombie token. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Destroy this thing when you are eliminated. When destroyed in this way eliminate another player.
You broke it, now you have to pay. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Destroy this thing when you are eliminated. When destroyed in this way, discard your hand, destroy all of your things, and draw 5 cards. You are considered a new player.
What? I didn't do it. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Play onto another non-Token Thing. That Thing has no name, text or cornervalue.
A standard-issue deck protector, used creatively, can be as powerful as the full wrath of Bucky. |
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Card : Bucky |
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If there is exactly one card in the discard pile that contains the word "win", you win the game. |
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Card : Bucky |
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Whenever an opponent's card eliminates an opponent, you win the game.
It is much more satisfying to persuade others to do the backstabbing. |
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Card : Bucky |
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Things cannot be destroyed. Players cannot be eliminated. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Once during your turn, you may swap a Thing you control with a Thing from your hand. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Destroy this at the beginning of your turn. You may play as many things as you want during your turn. Opponents may play an extra thing during their turn. Actions may not be played. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Whenever an opponent plays a card with a cornervalue, draw a card. |
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Card : Bucky |
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Equal Opportunity Destroyer |
8H |
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Action |
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Destroy a Token and a non-Token Thing belonging to each Player. You must choose these Things in a way that maximizes the number of colors of Things destroyed. |
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Card : Bucky |
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at the beginning of each players' turn, add two pest tokens to play under your control. Action:Destroy 10 Pest Tokens, Take control of target thing.
"And then they just swarm my stuff, and boom, it was gone." |
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Card : AldusValor |
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When this card is destroyed, take control of all of target player's Things.
"Your things are now ours, by way of our actions." ~ Ignignokt |
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Card : AldusValor |
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Last Card of the Doublechin Set |
DC |
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Thing |
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If you control 8 things with "DC" in the corner value, you win.
Shameless promotion of my cards, deal with it! ~ A. Valor |
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Card : AldusValor |
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Discard an Action card. Create a new thing with the title "(Title of destroyed Action)-in-a-can", text saying "If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it." and an Action which is the same as the text of the Action you discarded.
Do not inhale. |
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Card : Nehh |
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Discard an Action card. Create a new thing with the title "(Title of destroyed Action)-in-a-can", text saying "If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it." and an Action which is the same as the text of the Action you discarded.
If you inhale, you lose. |
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Card : Nehh |
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You may destroy any one card, as long as it cannot be destroyed. Cards that can be destroyed cannot be destroyed by this card.
We can do the impossible! Now, continuing on from that, we can now sneakily do the possible. |
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Card : Nehh |
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If this Thing is destroyed, randomly discard two cards.
Action:Each player destroys one of their Things.
Remember kids, the raw forces of elemental evil are not a toy. |
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Card : Bucky |
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Caution: Contents Under Pressure |
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Thing |
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Play this onto another thing. When the thing this card is attached to is destroyed, its controller discards two random cards. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Action: Choose target Thing and roll 1d6: 1. Destroy it. 2. Remove it from the game. 3. You missed. 4. Delete every other word in its text. 5. Shuffle it into the deck. 6. Say "Chaos!" and laugh maniacally as each player discards a random card. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Play this under any player's control. You play with your hand revealed. |
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Card : ChippyYYZ |
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Slothra, the Sleeper Giant |
GW |
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Thing ~ Giant |
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Each turn, destroy target thing. At the beginning of each turn add one Fatigue Counter to Slothra, If there are 5 counters on Slothra, flip it over (It's asleep). Each turn It's asleep, remove one counter, When you remove the last counter, flip Slothra over again. |
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Card : AldusValor |
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Ataxia, the Chaos Giant |
GW |
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Thing ~ Giant |
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Each turn, Destroy one thing that each player controls.
"This particular giant just like to kill--everything." ~ Aldus Valor |
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Card : AldusValor |
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Xerox, the Copycat Giant |
GW |
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Thing ~ Giant |
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Action: Destroy target thing, Xerox becomes an exact copy of the thing destroyed in this manner until end of turn, and may play any actions that card had.
"And then, there's good old Xerox, Unfortunately, you won't live to see his special trick." ~ Aldus Valor |
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Card : AldusValor |
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In order to play this, you must discard a Thing card from your hand. Destroy two Things. You may also destroy a token belonging to each of those Things' controller. |
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Card : Bucky |
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Choose 2 cards from your hand. Discard the first card you chose, and create a card with exactly the same title, text, cornervalue and flavourtext on the back of the second card you chose. |
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Card : Nehh |
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Toss a coin. If it lands heads, you may turn any one of your cards in play. If tails, randomly discard 5 tokens. |
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Card : Nehh |
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Mordok, The Shapeshifter |
GW |
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Thing ~ Shifter |
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At the Beginning of your turn, choose a discard one thing in play and flip Mordok. The other side of the card is considered to be an exact copy of the card you discarded and gains the text "At the beginning of next flip back to Mordok.
"Pulling all the strings, is slimy Mordok." ~ Fox Slater |
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Card : AldusValor |
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Target Thing target opponent controls does not flip. (play any time an opponent's thing flips) |
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Card : AldusValor |
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Players with a snow token may not use action abilities When this is destroyed give all players a snow token. Thing (global): Destroy a snow token.
you see when this goes away Snow tokens are meaningless. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Action: Destroy or take control of a can or bottle.
I got the delux model it has a bottle opener on the handle. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Action: Put a token an this card and Note the name of a thing in play. The player who destroys the named thing gets the anted token. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Destroy a living Thing. Put it face-down in the discard pile. |
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Card : Bucky |
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At the start of your turn, move the top card of the draw pile to Up Your Sleeve. If you have 15 or more cards Up Your Sleeve, you win the game.
1)Hack NASA's old climate data 2)Invest in carbon credits 3)??? 4)Profit |
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Card : Bucky |
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Whilst this card is in play, players cannot have less cards than the number of Paving tokens there are on this card. Any Actions that would bring a player below this limit cannot be used. Action: Create a Paving token on this card. All players draw a card. Action: Destroy a Paving token that is on this card. All players discard a card.
Lovely expensive stone floor... |
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Card : Nehh |
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Whilst this card is in play, if any player has less cards than the number of Magma tokens on this card, they are eliminated. Action: Create a Magma token on this card. Action: Destroy a magma token that is on this card.
"The lava might be scary, but it's only like a very hot bubble bath." - Raocow |
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Card : Nehh |
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Action: Destroy a non living thing and create an energy token. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Destroy an energy token to replace a thing in play with an ash token |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Action(global): Replace the text of any card in play with the following. "Deep, articulate tone and classic semi-hollowbody style are the hallmarks of the Epiphone Jack Casady Signature Bass. Anyone may discard a card by ChippyYYZ to revert this card's text to normal."
Eat at Joe's |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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When you play this, you can trade it to someone for any thing they have in play, or you can choose to keep it under your control. This card counts as treasure. |
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Card : tronbie |
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If you control any gold, treasure, or otherwise priceless artifact, it cannot be destroyed as long as Combination Safe is in play. |
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Card : tronbie |
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Put this into play under any player's control. Whoever controls it cannot draw or play cards or actions on their next turn. Pass this card to someone whenever they end their turn without playing an action or without playing a thing. |
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Card : tronbie |
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At the start of your turn, if this was in play three of your turns ago, destroy it.
When an opponent plays a Thing, destroy this and draw two cards. |
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Card : Bucky |
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Play onto any Thing. While that Thing is face-down, treat it as a Thing with a blank text field. Action:Flip that thing over. |
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Card : Bucky |
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Destroy no less than 15 things in play. Skip your next turn.
Hoo dawgy. |
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Card : tronbie |
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Highly Unlikely Circumstance |
Q |
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Action |
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Play this card when you draw it. If You play this card on January 17th, you win the game. If you play this card on any religious holiday, draw 2 cards. If you play this card during the 3rd week of November & the year ends in an odd number, destroy any amount of things & draw as many cards as you want. |
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Card : tronbie |
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As an additional cost to play this action you must sip a chilled beverage. All opponents must discard 2 cards unless they already have their own chilled beverage to sip from. |
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Card : tronbie |
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Every turn you play Neither an Action nor a Thing gain a manner token and put it on this card. Your max hand size increases by one for every manner token you posses. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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Every turn you play Neither an Action nor a Thing gain a manner token and put it on this card Action: Destroy X manner tokens and return X things from the discard pile to your hand. |
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Card : gill_smoke |
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