Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4301-4400

Mercenary's Counter 4I Reaction Play in response to an opponent playing an Action card. Prevent that Action unless that opponent discards their hand. One broken wrist later, he was in no mood to try again. Card : Bucky	Demonic Strength 3Z Thing When you use an action ability to destroy another player's thing, flip a coin and if heads you may destroy another thing. Card : gill_smoke	Beastly Vigor 2Z Thing When you use an action ability you may create a blood token. Card : gill_smoke
Glyf of Guile 1Z Thing When you use an action ability you may create a money token. Card : gill_smoke	Mary Sue, Avatar of Perfection 5I Thing-Legendary Heroine Mary Sue has all the Action abilities that other Things in play have. If an opponent destroys Mary Sue, you win the game. A friend to all, an equal to none. Card : Bucky	Prismatic Orb Thing Whenever Prismatic Orb becomes the target of an Action, copy that action once for each other valid target available. Card : ChippyYYZ
Unstable Aether Vortex Thing At the end of your turn, reveal cards from the top of the deck until a thing is revealed. This card gains the last sentence on that thing. Any instances of that thing's name are changed to this card's name. Put all revealed cards on the bottom of the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ	Some Your Base Are Belong To Us Action Each opponent chooses a thing they control. For each thing not chosen, flip a coin and gain control of it on a heads. You have a small chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha. Card : ChippyYYZ	Darksteel Phantom DC Thing Darksteel Phantom is indestuctible. Each turn, destroy a thing. If no other things remain, remove this card from the game. "A ghost made of Darksteel? Isn't that like a solid gold trophy plated in tin?" Card : AldusValor

Calculated Precision DC Thing Action: Choose and discard a card, destroy target thing. Card : AldusValor	God's Vanity Mirror DC Reaction If an opponent plays a card that destroys any number of your things, it destroys up to that number of target things that player controls. "It's as if God's vanity mirror came down from the heavens and protected us." Card : AldusValor	Shuffle-in-a-can Thing If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it. Action: Every player must place their cards in a pile in the middle. These cards are then handed out equally to the players. If the cards cannot be handed out equally, discard any excess cards. Card : Nehh
Forced Labour Action Choose any Thing. When you play this card, that Thing must use its Action Ability if possible. Card : Nehh	X-Ray Vision-in-a-can Thing If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it. Action: Every player must show their hand to all the other players at the start of the next turn. Card : Nehh	Lilith's Kiss 6Z Thing When you play an action card from your hand you may draw a card. Card : gill_smoke
Glyf of Wisdom 5Z Thing When you play an action card you may create a money token. Card : gill_smoke	BloodLust 4Z Thing When you play an action card you may create a blood token. Card : gill_smoke	Sudden Fossilization Action Remove all text from target thing and put it on the bottom of the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ

Yar Har Fiddledey-Dee! Action Gain 10 Pirate Tokens. Card : ChippyYYZ	Republic Credits Will Be Fine Thing Action: Gain 2d6 Republic Credit Tokens. Thing: Until the end of the turn, Rebublic Credit Tokens may be used as any type of Token. Card : ChippyYYZ	Howie Mandel DC Thing~Legendary Host If you control 1,000,000 tokens, you win. "Deal or No Deal?" Card : AldusValor
Bottled Chaos 6I Thing When Bottled Chaos is destroyed, each player discards their hand and draws a card for each card they discarded. Seething power, waiting for you to release it Card : Bucky	Bottled Memory 7I Thing When Bottled Memory is destroyed, play an Action from the discard pile. An old gambit, waiting for you to use it. Card : Bucky	Bottled Secret 8I Thing When Bottled Secret is destroyed, put up to three Tokens of any one type into play. One of the main advantages of time travel is knowing what junk to keep around. Card : Bucky
Witches Curse 9Z Action Destroy all of your tokens and discard your hand, target player discards a random card. Card : gill_smoke	Worlock's Gift 8Z Thing Destroy this card at any time to take an extra turn after the current player's turn is over. Card : gill_smoke	Twilight's Grace 7Z Action Play an additional 3 actions this turn Card : gill_smoke

Sorcerer's Advice 3Z Action Look at the top 7 cards of the deck. Draw one of them, remove one of them from the game, and put the rest on top of the deck in any order. Card : ChippyYYZ	Spirit's Pact 2Z Thing At any time during your turn, you may discard a card to make an opponent discard a random card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Conjurer's Aid 1Z Action Play an additional 3 things this turn. Card : ChippyYYZ
Revive R3 Action Bring one player who was eliminated from the game back into the game. For the first 10 turns that player is in the game, their hand size is limited to 2 cards. Card : Nehh	This is too complicated... HALP Action - Response Discard in response to a response that was used in response to an action. Negate the effects of the card that was played in response to the original action. DON'T. DO. ANYTHING. TO. MY. ACTION! - Nehh Card : It wasn't gill_smoke. It was me.	REMOVE CAps lock... Œ¡º¿ Action Change any words typed entirely in capital letters in a card's title or description (not flavourtext) to small letters. Card : Nehh
Trained Reflexes 9I Thing Whenever an opponent plays a card or ends their turn, you may play an Action if you haven't played one since the start of your last turn. Card : Bucky	Active Standby 0I Thing Whenever an opponent plays a card or ends their turn, you may play a Thing if you haven't played one since the start of your last turn. Card : Bucky	Achilles' Race Thing rule Any player who takes 5 or more actions in one turn win's the game Card : gill_smoke

Bifunctional Device B2 Thing Thing: create a blank token. Action: Destroy a token. Card : gill_smoke	Zeus Thing GOD Thing: create a Lightning Bolt token. Action: Destroy a lightning bolt token to destroy any thing in play, even if it says you can't. Mortal Fool, I am a god and not bound to your rules and laws Card : gill_smoke	I Accidentally Your Thing 1H Action _____ target Thing an opponent controls, if possible. When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile. Card : Bucky
I Accidentally My Hand 2H Action _____ your hand or all the cards it contains, if possible. When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile. Card : Bucky	I Accidentally All The Tokens 3H Action _____ all tokens in play, if possible. When you play this, replace the "_____" above with a transitive verb from a card in the discard pile. Card : Bucky	Blue Shell Thing Action: Destroy Blue Shell. Target player skips his or her next turn. This effect cannot be countered. Card : ChippyYYZ
Zues Thing GOD Thing: Create a Lightening Bolt Token. Action: Destroy a Lightening Bolt Token you control to destroy any thing in play that has no spelling errors anywhere on it. "Mortal fool, I am a god and not bound to the rules of spelling." Card : ChippyYYZ	Wrath Of The Gods Action Each opponent discards a card or destroys a non-deity Thing they control. If they cannot, they are eliminated. Repeat the preceding effect for each deity in play. Card : ChippyYYZ	One sided personality Disorder Thing At the beginning of your turn, flip a coin if Heads you may play up to 2 things, but no actions if Tails you may play up to 2 actions, but no things. Card : gill_smoke

Violent Oppression Action Target player may return to their hands up to 3 things they control. Destroy the rest. Card : gill_smoke	Product recall Action Pick a non living thing in play, all copies of that card and any tokens they created are destroyed. Card : gill_smoke	Trapdoor to Nowhere DC Thing Action:remove all things in play, including this card, all cards in all players hands, and all cards in the discard pile from the game. "It's like someone sucked the universe down the drain." Card : AldusValor
Edit: Delete DC Action remove target thing from the game. "I know there's a delete button, I like to do it this way." Card : AldusValor	Control Z DC Action Take the top card from the discard pile. If it's a thing, put it into play under your control, if it's an action, play it immediately. Card : AldusValor	Friedey's Employee C8 Thing This counts as a zombie token. Card : gill_smoke
Bottled Revenge Bv1 Thing Destroy this thing when you are eliminated. When destroyed in this way eliminate another player. You broke it, now you have to pay. Card : gill_smoke	Bottled Excuse Bx1 Thing Destroy this thing when you are eliminated. When destroyed in this way, discard your hand, destroy all of your things, and draw 5 cards. You are considered a new player. What? I didn't do it. Card : gill_smoke	Backwards Card Sleeve 4H Thing Play onto another non-Token Thing. That Thing has no name, text or cornervalue. A standard-issue deck protector, used creatively, can be as powerful as the full wrath of Bucky. Card : Bucky

Master Manipulator 5H Thing - Title If there is exactly one card in the discard pile that contains the word "win", you win the game. Card : Bucky	Sower of Spite 6H Thing - Title Whenever an opponent's card eliminates an opponent, you win the game. It is much more satisfying to persuade others to do the backstabbing. Card : Bucky	Play Nice Thing Things cannot be destroyed. Players cannot be eliminated. Card : ChippyYYZ
Shapeshifting Mastery Thing Once during your turn, you may swap a non-token Thing you control with a Thing from your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Drum Solo Thing Destroy this at the beginning of your turn. You may play as many things as you want during your turn. Opponents may play an extra thing during their turn. Actions may not be played. Card : ChippyYYZ	Minister of Corners 7H Thing - Title Whenever an opponent plays a card with a cornervalue, draw a card. Card : Bucky
Equal Opportunity Destroyer 8H Action Destroy a Token and a non-Token Thing belonging to each Player. You must choose these Things in a way that maximizes the number of colors of Things destroyed. Card : Bucky	Nuisance Engine DC Thing at the beginning of each players' turn, add two pest tokens to play under your control. Action:Destroy 10 Pest Tokens, Take control of target thing. "And then they just swarm my stuff, and boom, it was gone." Card : AldusValor	Bottled Bastard DC Thing When this card is destroyed, take control of all of target player's Things. "Your things are now ours, by way of our actions." ~ Ignignokt Card : AldusValor

Last Card of the Doublechin Set DC Thing If you control 8 things with "DC" in the corner value, you win. Shameless promotion of my cards, deal with it! ~ A. Valor Card : AldusValor	Canify Action Discard an Action card. Create a new thing with the title "(Title of destroyed Action)-in-a-can", text saying "If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it." and an Action which is the same as the text of the Action you discarded. Do not inhale. Card : Nehh	Another Canify Action Discard an Action card. Create a new thing with the title "(Title of destroyed Action)-in-a-can", text saying "If this card is destroyed, destroy two other random cards from the hand of the person currently controlling it." and an Action which is the same as the text of the Action you discarded. If you inhale, you lose. Card : Nehh
Doing the Impossible Action You may destroy any one card, as long as it cannot be destroyed. Cards that can be destroyed cannot be destroyed by this card. We can do the impossible! Now, continuing on from that, we can now sneakily do the possible. Card : Nehh	Evil-In-A-Can 9H Thing If this Thing is destroyed, randomly discard two cards. Action:Each player destroys one of their Things. Remember kids, the raw forces of elemental evil are not a toy. Card : Bucky	Caution: Contents Under Pressure Thing Play this onto another thing. When the thing this card is attached to is destroyed, its controller discards two random cards. Card : ChippyYYZ
+3 War Hammer Of Chaos Thing Action: Choose target Thing and roll 1d6: 1. Destroy it. 2. Remove it from the game. 3. You missed. 4. Delete every other word in its text. 5. Shuffle it into the deck. 6. Say "Chaos!" and laugh maniacally as each player discards a random card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Thinking Out Loud Thing Play this under any player's control. You play with your hand revealed. Card : ChippyYYZ	Slothra, the Sleeper Giant GW Thing ~ Giant Each turn, destroy target thing. At the beginning of each turn add one Fatigue Counter to Slothra, If there are 5 counters on Slothra, flip it over (It's asleep). Each turn It's asleep, remove one counter, When you remove the last counter, flip Slothra over again. Card : AldusValor

Ataxia, the Chaos Giant GW Thing ~ Giant Each turn, Destroy one thing that each player controls. "This particular giant just like to kill--everything." ~ Aldus Valor Card : AldusValor	Xerox, the Copycat Giant GW Thing ~ Giant Action: Destroy target thing, Xerox becomes an exact copy of the thing destroyed in this manner until end of turn, and may play any actions that card had. "And then, there's good old Xerox, Unfortunately, you won't live to see his special trick." ~ Aldus Valor Card : AldusValor	Debris Blast 0H Action In order to play this, you must discard a Thing card from your hand. Destroy two Things. You may also destroy a token belonging to each of those Things' controller. Card : Bucky
Multicard Action Choose 2 cards from your hand. Discard the first card you chose, and create a card with exactly the same title, text, cornervalue and flavourtext on the back of the second card you chose. Card : Nehh	Card Flip Action Toss a coin. If it lands heads, you may turn any one of your cards in play. If tails, randomly discard 5 tokens. Card : Nehh	Mordok, The Shapeshifter GW Thing ~ Shifter At the Beginning of your turn, choose a discard one thing in play and flip Mordok. The other side of the card is considered to be an exact copy of the card you discarded and gains the text "At the beginning of next flip back to Mordok. "Pulling all the strings, is slimy Mordok." ~ Fox Slater Card : AldusValor
Phase Eclipse GW Thing Cards cannot flip Card : AldusValor	Phase Change GW Reaction Target Thing target opponent controls does not flip. (play any time an opponent's thing flips) Card : AldusValor	Bottled Snow Thing Players with a snow token may not use action abilities When this is destroyed give all players a snow token. Thing (global): Destroy a snow token. you see when this goes away Snow tokens are meaningless. Card : gill_smoke

Can opener Thing Action: Destroy or take control of a can or bottle. I got the delux model it has a bottle opener on the handle. Card : gill_smoke	Ravi Roy Thing Action: Put a token an this card and Note the name of a thing in play. The player who destroys the named thing gets the anted token. Card : gill_smoke	Dishonorable Death 1G Action Destroy a living Thing. Put it face-down in the discard pile. Card : Bucky
Global Warming Hoax 2G Thing At the start of your turn, move the top card of the draw pile to Up Your Sleeve. If you have 15 or more cards Up Your Sleeve, you win the game. 1)Hack NASA's old climate data 2)Invest in carbon credits 3)??? 4)Profit Card : Bucky	Floor S0 Thing Whilst this card is in play, players cannot have less cards than the number of Paving tokens there are on this card. Any Actions that would bring a player below this limit cannot be used. Action: Create a Paving token on this card. All players draw a card. Action: Destroy a Paving token that is on this card. All players discard a card. Lovely expensive stone floor... Card : Nehh	Magma Floor H0T Thing Whilst this card is in play, if any player has less cards than the number of Magma tokens on this card, they are eliminated. Action: Create a Magma token on this card. Action: Destroy a magma token that is on this card. "The lava might be scary, but it's only like a very hot bubble bath." - Raocow Card : Nehh
Electriacal Junkyard Thing Action: Destroy a non living thing and create an energy token. Card : gill_smoke	Pyrolysis Action Destroy an energy token to replace a thing in play with an ash token Card : gill_smoke	Joe's Bar And Grill Thing Action(global): Replace the text of any card in play with the following. "Deep, articulate tone and classic semi-hollowbody style are the hallmarks of the Epiphone Jack Casady Signature Bass. Anyone may discard a card by ChippyYYZ to revert this card's text to normal." Eat at Joe's Card : gill_smoke

Priceless Diamonds Q Thing When you play this, you can trade it to someone for any thing they have in play, or you can choose to keep it under your control. This card counts as treasure. Card : tronbie	Combination Safe Q Thing If you control any gold, treasure, or otherwise priceless artifact, it cannot be destroyed as long as Combination Safe is in play. Card : tronbie	Boredom Q Thing Put this into play under any player's control. Whoever controls it cannot draw or play cards or actions on their next turn. Pass this card to someone whenever they end their turn without playing an action or without playing a thing. Card : tronbie
Side Bet 3G Thing At the start of your turn, if this was in play three of your turns ago, destroy it. When an opponent plays a Thing, destroy this and draw two cards. Card : Bucky	Switch R2 Thing Play onto any Thing. While that Thing is face-down, treat it as a Thing with a blank text field. Action:Flip that thing over. Card : Bucky	Cosmic Might! Q Action Destroy no less than 15 things in play. Skip your next turn. Hoo dawgy. Card : tronbie
Highly Unlikely Circumstance Q Action Play this card when you draw it. If You play this card on January 17th, you win the game. If you play this card on any religious holiday, draw 2 cards. If you play this card during the 3rd week of November & the year ends in an odd number, destroy any amount of things & draw as many cards as you want. Card : tronbie	Hot Summer Day Q Action As an additional cost to play this action you must sip a chilled beverage. All opponents must discard 2 cards unless they already have their own chilled beverage to sip from. Card : tronbie	Mind your manners Thing Every turn you play Neither an Action nor a Thing gain a manner token and put it on this card. Your max hand size increases by one for every manner token you posses. Card : gill_smoke

Mine your manners Thing Every turn you play Neither an Action nor a Thing gain a manner token and put it on this card Action: Destroy X manner tokens and return X things from the discard pile to your hand. Card : gill_smoke

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