Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4201-4300

Temple Thing When this comes into play, you may choose its colour. Action: Destroy a money or gold token and create the card "Priest" that is adjacent to this card in the archive (4201-4300) and put it into play. Assign it the colour of this card. Card : Pongo	Priest Thing When this comes into play, create 8 faith tokens on it. At the start of your turn, if this card has fewer than 8 faith tokens on it, create such a token on this card. If this card has 8 or more faith tokens on it, you may at the start of your turn move a thing in play into your control and destroy all the faith tokens on this card. Change that thing's colour to the colour of this card. Wololo! Card : Pongo	Pathetic Loser Thing Person Owner may not use action abilities. Owner may not destroy this card. Action and Thing: Pass this card to another player. Even if you left him at a Dominican Brothel for 2 weeks he would still need more love. -RB Card : gill_smoke
Upskirting Action Discard this card to take cards from Up Someone's Else's Sleeve to your hand. When played as an action destroy a thing you control to play this card. create a money token for every card Up Your Sleeve or put a card Up Your Sleeve. Card : gill_smoke	Poker Shootout Action Eliminate a player with things Up Their Sleeve, if there are no such players you are eliminated. I say your a cheat. -Pecos Bill Card : gill_smoke	Buckyball Thing Every time you play a card with creator "Bucky" create a carbon token on this card. If this card has 60 carbon tokens on it, you win the game. Card : Pongo
Wormhole To An Alternate Reality Action Go to the Dvorak Website and hit "Random Page" until you find a deck other than The Infinite Dvorak Deck or one of its subsets. Remove all cards from the game and start a new game using that deck. Card : ChippyYYZ	The Buck Stops Here Thing Cards created by Bucky may not be played. Card : ChippyYYZ	So Old It's New Action If there are at least 20 cards in the discard pile, place the bottom two into your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ

Chronomaster's Boon 6K Action Return up to two of a player's non-Token Things to their hand OR destroy all Tokens OR shuffle the discard pile and put it on top of the draw pile As dangerous today as it was a century from now. Card : Bucky	The Network's Boon 7K Action Gain a Node token. Then draw a card for each Node you control OR destroy a Thing for each Node you control OR take an extra Action for each Node you control. Card : Bucky	Bottled Boon 0K Thing When Bottled Boon is destroyed, draw two cards OR play a Thing and an Action from your hand OR gain three Energy tokens. Card : Bucky
Sham Wow TV Thing Action: discard a card take control of another players thing. Action: draw a card. I can't make this stuff up. -Vince Offer Card : gill_smoke	Sham Stakes Action Up to 8 players in turn order ante a token for the purse. Players may make additional side bets with tokens. To determine the winner in turn order each player who anted a token flips a coin tallying up heads. The first player to reach a tally of 8 heads is the winner and takes the purse. Side bets are resolved at this time. Who do you like in this race? Card : gill_smoke	Sham Rocket Action Discard X cards, then choose a player to draw X cards. Card : gill_smoke
Secret Hideaway 4K Thing When Secret Hideaway comes into play, attach it to another Thing. At the end of your turn, move this card and the attached Thing to Up Your Sleeve. At the start of your turn, if Secret Hideaway and the attached Thing are Up Your Sleeve, return them to play. Card : Bucky	Bucky's Boon 9K Action Look at target player's hand and force them to discard any one card not created by Bucky OR remove all text from target Thing until the end of the turn and take an extra Action OR draw two cards and immediately play them. Card : Bucky	Benny the magic Bunny H6 Thing Person Once per turn you may exchange a thing in play with one from your hand. Action: Create a copy of a hat from the archive and put it in your hand. (there's a number of them on page 13) Card : gill_smoke

Parent Teacher Conference A+ Thing rule At the end of your turn destroy this card and return the things under it to their original owners. When you play this card put 2 Living Things under this card and pass the stack to another player. Card : gill_smoke	Immunity Challenge S5 Thing rule Players with immunity tokens may not be eliminated. At the beginning of your turn Remove all immunity tokens Roll a 6 sided die and give an immunity tokens according to this list: 1 players with the most cards in their hands. 2 players with the most things. 3 players with the most living things. 4 players with the most things with action abilities. 5 the last player to play an action card. 6 the last player to play a thing. Card : gill_smoke	Lack of Phonetic Appeal Thing When this card comes into play, destroy all cards with "boon" in the title. No cards with "boon" in the title may be played. Card : Pongo
No Smoking Zone Thing Cards created by Gill Smoke may not be played. Card : ChippyYYZ	Con Man's Boon Action Look at the top 5 cards of the deck and put any of them Up Your Sleeve and the rest on top of the deck in any order OR Put all cards Up Your Sleeve into your hand and take an extra Action or Thing OR give each player a money token and gain control of all money tokens in play. Card : ChippyYYZ	Goodbye, Mr Chips Thing Cards created by ChippyYYZ may not be played. With the obvious exception of this one. Card : ChippyYYZ
Broken Slurpee Machine Thing Negate the effects of cards that allow players to draw or play multiple cards. Control of Things cannot be changed. Cards may not be moved from one player's hand into another player's hand. "Aw, man. Busted again." Card : Corrigan	Shovel Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed, you may discard one card from your hand to remove it from play entirely instead. Action: Remove one Thing you control from play. Action: Return one removed Thing to play. Card : Corrigan	Hamster Strike Action Look at another player's hand. If there is an Action in their hand, play it as if it were your card. Card : Corrigan

Fear of God Thing If this card is destroyed, you may return it to your hand instead. You may destroy any thing with religious or spiritual content at any time. Card : Pongo	Gill's Smokes Thing Action: Play three cards by Gill Smoke from your hand. You sometimes wonder what that guy's smoking. Card : Pongo	Cthulhu's Boon Action Remove five things from the game OR give a player an insanity token and eliminate them if they still have one at the start of your next turn. Card : Pongo
Chained Promulg 1J Thing-Beast When Chained Promulg comes into play, put a token on it whose type is your name. If at any time Chained Promulg does not have a token on it whose type is your name, you are eliminated. Action:Destroy a living Thing (besides this) It recognizes its handler. Anyone else gets eaten. Card : Bucky	Trained Promulg 2J Thing-Beast At the start of your turn, Trained Promulg destroys and eats one of your other Things. If it can't, it eats you (and you are eliminated). Action:Target opponent discards a card to feed Trained Promulg. If they can't, it eats them (and they are eliminated) Card : Bucky	Whisper of Yog-Sothoth Action Play five Lovecraftian cards from the archive that are not Whisper of Yog-Sothoth. Cards may be played repeatedly. Things are put into play as copies with "treat as a token when destroyed" appended to their text. Through the voids of time and space that faintest sound can be heard. Card : Pongo
Sylar Thing If Sylar is destroyed, you may retain it if it has a "destroy a Thing" action ability. Action: Play an action. If it destroys a thing, add all action abilities of the thing destroyed to this card, where they remain until this card is destroyed. You're broken. I can fix you. Card : Pongo	The Gostak's Boon Action Ask an opponent to define any undefined words on this card before playing it. Distim a Dosh OR each opponent Distims a Dosh OR each player Distims a Dosh currently in their hands. Card : ChippyYYZ	David Blaine's Boon Action Replace a word on any number of things with Ace Of Clubs OR look at a player's hand and replace one card in it with a blank Thing called Orange Soda OR replace a thing with a Token whose type is the name of that thing. Card : ChippyYYZ

The Garbage Collector's Boon Action This card's text is the combined text of the bottom 3 Actions of the discard pile, each separated by "OR". Card : ChippyYYZ	Gift Party 3J Action Reveal one card per player from the top of the draw pile, plus two more. Each player chooses a card from the revealed cards and puts it in your hand. Put the remaining cards in the discard pile. Card : Bucky	Impending Doom 4J Action At the start of each of your turns, you may reveal this card from your hand to gain a Suspense token. Destroy five of your Suspense tokens and eliminate an opponent OR do nothing. Card : Bucky
Surrealism Thing Giraffes may only be played by those who take harmonica lessons. Card : Pongo	Brigstocke's Boon Action Play immediately in response an annoying git-wizard: force the player of it to destroy all their things OR force them to discard their hand. Card : Pongo	Told You They Were Good For Something Thing If you have at least three cards in play or in your hand that make reference to cards or mechanics very unlikely to arise in a game of Infinite Dvorak, you win. If at any time a reference to unlikely cards or mechanics actually has an effect on the game, its controller/player wins. Card : ChippyYYZ
Cambodian Communism Action Create a new player called The Government. The Government immediately takes control of all things and eliminates all other players. Card : ChippyYYZ	Mind Ray Action Destroy a thing and draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Trebuchet Thing Action: Destroy one of your material tokens and destroy a thing. Card : Pongo

Explosive Barrels 5J Thing Whenever a Token belonging to an opponent is destroyed, that Opponent destroys another Thing they control. Card : Bucky	Slaughterhouse 6J Thing Thing:Gain a Meat Token. Thing:Destroy a Living Thing you control and gain 3 Meat Tokens. Card : Bucky	Joe's Trickery Action Play this at any time, even to interrupt a card being played. Replace the text of any card with the following. "Deep, articulate tone and classic semi-hollowbody style are the hallmarks of the Epiphone Jack Casady Signature Bass. Anyone may discard a card by Tweed Cap to revert this card's text to normal." Card : ChippyYYZ
Somali Pirates Thing Thing: create a pirate token. Action: destroy 3 pirate tokens take another player's token. Action: destroy 5 pirate tokens take another player's thing. Action: Destroy 7 pirate tokens take a card from another player's hand. Card : gill_smoke	William Brambridge Thing Person As long as this is in play no other player may take control of your things Action: Destroy a pirate. That whole Tripoli part, that was me. Card : gill_smoke	Tortuga Thing Land Owners pirates may not be destroyed. Card : gill_smoke
Lazytown Pirates Thing Action: Create a loli token, if you do not already have one. Action: If you have a loli token, destroy an opponent's token and put a booty token into play. YOU ARE A PIRATE! Card : Pongo	Intellectual Property Pirates Action Copy any card in play into your hand. Card : Pongo	Pirate-Global Average Temperature Correlation Thing If there are no traditional-style pirates in play, at the beginning of each turn, remove the top card of the deck from the game. Card : Pongo, "Global Warming" by ChippyYYZ Al Gore

Token Press 7J Thing When you play this, put a token of any type on it. Thing:Gain a Token that is the same type as a token on this Thing. Action:Change the type of a Token on this Thing. Card : Bucky	Transmutation Ray 8J Action Change target Token's type, draw a card, and take another Action. Card : Bucky	Pirate's Boon Action Take 10 gold or money tokens from an opponent OR put 10 rum tokens into play. Card : Pongo
The Pirate Bay Thing Action (Global): Copy a card from the deck archive into your hand. Card : Pongo	Somalian Ninjas Thing Action: Create a ninja token. Thing: Destroy 3 ninja tokens take another player's token. Thing: Destroy 5 ninja tokens take another player's thing. Thing: Destroy 7 ninja tokens take a card from another player's hand. Less well-kown than Somalian pirates, but just as deadly. Card : Pongo, stolen from gill_smoke	Poisson's Boon Action Flip a coin until it turns up heads. Draw cards equal to the number of flips OR Play exactly the number of cards equal to the number of flips OR Create money tokens equal to the number of flips. what's the odds for 20 flips before a heads? Card : gill_smoke
Mandy's Boon Action Play an additional 2 actions this turn OR draw a card OR create a blood token OR create a money token Mandy becons you to spin the wheel -Zynga Card : gill_smoke	Gamer's Boon Action Take 3 cards from the discard pile and yout them in your hand OR create 1 extra life token OR create 3 blood tokens OR create 5 energy tokens OR 7 zombie tokens OR 10 money tokens OR copy a weapon Thing from the archive an put it in your hand. Card : gill_smoke	Boon Synthesizer Thing Action: Create a new action. Its title must end with "Boon" and its text must be the texts of at least two actions in your hand, each text separated by "OR". Card : Pongo

Bounce, Pongo Bounce! Thing Cards created by Pongo may not be played. Card : gill_smoke	Revenge of the Regulars Action Destroy all cards not by Binarius, Bucky, CashCrazed, ChippyYYZ, Corrigan, gill_smoke, Goldenboots, Jtwe, Kevan, Pongo, Tweed Cap, Zaratustra, or Zt. Card : Pongo	Anti-Vanity Thing Cards that reference users of the Dvorak Game Wiki in their title, instruction, or flavour text may not be played. Destroy all such cards when this comes into play. Card : Pongo
Planning Session 9J Action Draw and reveal two cards. Card : Bucky	Buckybomb 0J Action Destroy a non-Token Thing with a creator other than Bucky. Card : Bucky	Kevan died last episode Thing Cards created by Kevan may not be played. You know like Kenny on South Park? Card : gill_smoke
Gill's Boon Action Take as many turns as you like now but only exclusively play actions or things during the turns you take OR put a nonaction nonthing card from the archive into play OR prepend the title of all of your things in play with "Zombified" OR put an undead card from the archive into your hand Card : gill_smoke	Favor collector Thing person Evertime you play a thing on another player OR play a card with "Boon" in the title OR make another player draw cards, put a favor token on this card. If this card has 10 favor tokens on it you win. Just 3 more to finish my collection. Card : gill_smoke	The Head of Vecna 1I Thing When you gain control of The Head of Vecna, you may eliminate yourself. If you do, The Head of Vecna gains the text "Action:Eliminate an opponent" while you control it. The moral of this story is, do not cut your own head off unless you really really know what you are doing Card : Bucky

Doublechin's Decree DC Thing Comes into play with 5 depletion counters on it. Discard it if no counters remain. At the beginning of your turn, remove a depletion counter. Players cannot play actions "If people do what I say, I'll quit; If they can't do anything it'd be a job well done." ~ Doublechin Card : AldusValor	Doublechin DC Thing~Legendary Supervillain Doubechin also counts as a pirate. When Doublechin comes into play take control of target opponant's Things. Discard them to the Discard pile at end of turn. "Doublechin uses and discards, he steals too." ~ Fox Slater Card : AldusValor	Doublechin's Late 60's Death Ray DC Thing~Weapon When there are no tokens on this card, discard it. This card comeis into play with 10 Charge Counters on it.Action: Remove a Charge Counter: Destroy Target Thing. "118 Pygmy slaves died in the construction of this spectacular weapon." ~ Doublechin Card : AldusValor
Reinforcements Action Create two random cards from The Best Of ChippyYYZ deck and put them into your hand. You may take an extra action this turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Tweed's Alchemy Action Each player may destroy any things they control that have a letter in their cornervalue. For each thing destroyed this way, its destroyer then creates a copy of a card from Tweed Cap's User Page that starts with that letter and puts it into their hand. You may take an extra action this turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Automated Action Activator Thing You must use this Action Ability exactly once each of your turns. It may not be used twice in a turn. Action: Reveal cards from the top of the deck until an Action is revealed. Play that Action, Put all other revealed cards on the bottom of the deck, and take an extra action. Card : ChippyYYZ
The Mouth of Vecna DC Thing As long as this card is in play, any player that speaks loses the game. "Watch your mouth." ~ Ancient Chinese Proveb Card : AldusValor	War is Peace Thing You may choose not to abide by any effect of a card you control, apart from this one. If, during your turn, you do not destroy an opponent's thing with one of your cards, the above sentence is disregarded until the end of your next turn. Card : Pongo	Freedom is Slavery Thing You may play one extra action or thing per turn. Living things may not play action abilities. Card : Pongo

Ignorance is Strength Thing All your cards are indestructable. If your hand is empty at the beginning of your turn the above sentence is ignored until the end of your next turn. At the beginning of your turn discard a card at random if you can. Card : Pongo	David Bowie DC Thing~Legendary Peformer You may not play David Bowie until you control at least three things. If David Bowie is the only thing in play, you win. Action:David Bowie may become an exact copy of anything in play until end of turn. "That's 'Sovereign' to you" Card : AldusValor	Indestructible Force Action This card cannot be countered, hindered, negated, blanked, etc. Card : ChippyYYZ
Irrestible Object Thing No card can counter, hinder, negate, blank, overrule, etc. this card's effects. Card : ChippyYYZ	Upgraded Interface Thing When this comes into play, attach it to a thing with an Action Ability. The equipped thing may use an Action Ability at any time, unless it has used an Action Ability since the last beginning of one of your turns. Card : ChippyYYZ	Electrified Ceiling 2I Thing Whenever an opponent ends their turn with more cards in their hand than their maximum hand size, they are eliminated instead of discarding cards. Card : Bucky
Once More, From the Top DC Action All players discard their hands and all Things they have in play, then draw 5 more cards. "It's better to start over than to lose." ~ Doublechin Card : AldusValor	Time's Up DC Reaction Play this card at any point during your opponant's turn. End the turn. (Remove all spells and abilities on the stack from the game, including this card. The player whose turn it is discards down to his or her maximum hand size. Damage wears off, and "this turn" and "until end of turn" effects end.) Card : AldusValor	Magic Mirror DC Thing Opponents play with their hands revealed. ...Who's the weakest of them all?" Card : AldusValor

God's Boon Thing Destroy this at the end of your turn. You may play this on another player. When this card is destroyed, destroy all of your things OR discard your hand OR destroy all undead OR eliminate yourself. That God guy sure has some funny ideas sometimes Card : gill_smoke	Walled in W1 Thing rule Players with more than 4 things in play with corner values may not use action abilities. Card : gill_smoke	Catywumpus Thing Action: Trade a card in your hand with a thing in play that you don't control, if the card from your hand is an action card the receiver may play it immediately of put it into their hands. Card : gill_smoke
Cheat Code of *Infinite Ammo* Thing You may not win the game. Whenever you play an Action, create a copy of it and put it in your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Infinite Upgrades Glitch Thing Action: Discard a card and choose a thing you control. If you discarded an Action, the thing gains "Action: (the text of the Action)". If you discarded a thing, the chosen thing gains all Activated Abilities (Action:, Thing:, Turn:, etc.) of the discarded thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	The Talking Dog That Only Spoke Hebrew Thing This Thing counts as a Player, complete with its own turn and hand. It is under the control of whoever played it. It can be placed between any two players in the turn order. Any card this player plays is translated into Hebrew then to English. Card : ChippyYYZ
Lasoto DC Thing~Legendary God When Lasoto leaves play, destroy all things target opponant controls, and that opponant discards their hand. Card : AldusValor	Arramore DC Thing~Legendary God When Arramore leaves play, gain control of all things target opponent controls. Card : AldusValor	Fox Slater DC Thing~Legendary Hero Your maximum hand size is increased by 5. "Fox Slater is one of the most respectable leaders Everywhere has ever seen. He gives to the people, and asks nothing in return."~Col. Aldus Valor Card : AldusValor

Headache-Inducing Projectile 3I Action Target opponent discards a random card. Card : Bucky

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