Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 4001-4100

Illusion Projector 1Q Thing Play onto another Thing. You may change or remove that Thing's flavortext at any time, or add flavortext if it has none. Action:Draw three cards and swap this card's ruletext and flavortext. Card : Bucky	Turn to Illusion 2Q Action Destroy a Thing. Its former owner gains an Illusion Token with the same flavortext as that Thing If it had no flavortext, then neither does the Token. Card : Bucky	Gestaltopia Thing If a Thing is destroyed, destroy all other Things that its owner controls. Card : Kevan
Dark Matter Bolt Action Target player discards two cards and skips their next turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Dim Matter Bolt Action Target player discards a card and may not play actions next turn. Not as good as Dark Matter, but the savings are tremendous! Card : ChippyYYZ	Gray Matter Bolt Action Target player draws two cards. Food for thought. Card : ChippyYYZ
Template Copier 3Q Thing Thing:Gain a Token of a type chosen from this card's flavortext. Energy, Money, Zombie, Node, Worker Card : Bucky	Bootstrap.exe 4Q Thing At the start of your turn, do what this card's flavortext says. Play an Action Card : Bucky	Flavor Writer 5Q Action Do what this Action's flavortext says. Permanently change target card's flavortext to any value. Card : Bucky

Accusations Action Each player writes down a player's name on a slip of paper. One slip is chosen at random. That player is eliminated unless he/she sacrifices one of: three non-Token Things (indestructible Things may not be sacrificed), 20 Money tokens, or any combination of Things (including Tokens) that all of the other players find acceptable. Card : Goldenboots	Sideshow Freak Thing Person Action: Create a money or an art token. Those tattoos have ask me about my issues written all over them -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Sideshow Geek Thing Person Action: Destroy a token, create a money token. What circus did you run away from? -Bub Card : gill_smoke
Humanimal Thing Person Action: Destroy a money token Return a living thing to the top of the draw pile. Dude, Really, I don't want to know any more. -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Illusion Blast 6Q Action Change target Thing's flavortext to any value until the start of your next turn, then destroy a Thing with flavortext. If this sentence is ruletext, destroy up to three Things in addition to any other effects of this card. Card : Bucky	Disillusion 7Q Action Remove target Thing's flavortext until the start of your next turn, then destroy a Thing with no flavortext. If this sentence is ruletext, each of your opponents discards their hand. Card : Bucky
Gugg-Musha, Lord of Dirty Dishes 777 Thing He is the One! Hoil and Praise to the One! You are the Non-Ones! Shame and Excrements on You! Action: Everybody discards their hand in shame. Card : Zt	Gurg Gnagba, Lord of Stinky Underwear 777 Thing He is One! All Hoil to Gurg Gnagba! Hoil! Every time player wants to start turn, he is to put his hand in excrements of cow. If he don't not, he is to discard card. If he don't not or can't not discard card, he is to lose game! All Hoil to Gurg Gnagba! Hoil! Card : Zt	Typical Average Erasmus Student E1 Thing You may play this under target opponent's control. This student eats 50% of all Things you play from your hand (flip a coin), destroys all beer when he is played and is basically good for nothing. Wanna party? Card : Zt

Reduce Thing When this comes into play, each player gets one Handsize Token for each card he/she is currently allowed in their hand (current hand size). Then each player with more than one Handsize Token must destroy a Handsize Token. No-one may hold more cards in hand than he/she has Handsize Tokens. If this card is destroyed, destroy all Handsize Tokens and keep track of hand size as usual. Card : Goldenboots	Reuse Action If the discard pile is nonempty, choose one of the top four cards in the discard pile and play it. Then shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile. Card : Goldenboots	Recycle Action If you control any Tokens, you may change the type of up to three Tokens to whatever you choose. Card : Goldenboots
Delusions of Grandeur Action Change target thing's flavortext to "This thing is indestructible." You win the game. Card : ChippyYYZ	Dream World Thing While this is ruletext, all other cards' flavortexts are the same as their ruletext. While this is ruletext, all other cards' ruletexts are the same as their flavortexts. Action: Swap this card's ruletext and flavortext. Card : ChippyYYZ	Imprisoned Horror Thing Trapped forever in the realm of dreams. Rouse it not from its eternal slumber. Action: Target player discards a card and destroys a thing they control. If they cannot do both, they are eliminated. Card : ChippyYYZ
Illusionscape 8Q Thing This card's ruletext is the total flavortext of all Things in play. (you choose the order) This card's ruletext is the total flavortext of all Things in play. (you choose the order) Card : Bucky	Sleeptalk 9Q Action This card's ruletext is this sentence, followed by this card's flavor text, followed by the flavortexts of all Actions in the discard pile (you choose the order). Draw a card. Card : Bucky	Mission / Machine Action or Thing When played as an Action activate the action abilities of up to two things in play. When played as a Thing, Action: Create a blank token. I do not pronounce that word like that -R.B. Card : gill_smoke

Misshapen Wiggle Machine Thing At the beginning of your turn, you may destroy X tokens you control, this card, and X other things. How was I supposed to know that would happen? -R.B Card : gill_smoke	So for you ... Action Draw 2 cards give one of the drawn cards to another player. Was that a complete sentence? -R.B Card : gill_smoke	Scouting Report 1P Action Look at each player's hand, then draw a card. We surveyed the enemy's resources, and we found an unexpected opportunity. Card : Bucky
Creative Burst 2P Action Gain a token of any type, then draw a card. Card : Bucky	Geothermal Tap 3P Action Gain two Heat, Light or Energy Tokens, then draw a card. Card : Bucky	Sudden Death Thing All players discard all but 1 thing (If you play this card, your choice of thing to keep in play must be this card) and may not play other things. If that one thing is destroyed, that player loses. Kill cards are now literally kill cards. Card : Game and Watch Kirby
"Oh no you don't!" Action If target player would win the game, shuffle whatever card(s) is causing them to win the game into the deck. They instead do not win the game. Goddangit. Card : Game and Watch Kirby	Dirt Simple Action Destroy all cards with rules text longer than 80 letters. Card : gill_smoke	Remove the Axioms Thing (rule) When this comes into play chose a type of token in play and write it on this card. Destroy all copies of that token, No new copies of that type can be made. Card : gill_smoke

Instintanous Proportional Gain Action Make one copy of all token types in play Card : gill_smoke	Bash With Club 4P Action Destroy a Thing that a majority of players agree could be destroyed by a spiked club. Then draw a card. Card : Bucky	Defraud 5P Action Target player discards a card, then you draw a card. Card : Bucky
Cycle of Life 6P Action Draw a card, then discard a card, then move a card from the discard pile to your hand. Card : Bucky	Zombie Mix Thing Action: Remove a thing in the discard pile from play, create a zombie token Just add water Card : gill_smoke	Money Tree Thing Action: create a money token. Where else does it come from? Card : gill_smoke
Driving Rain Action Until your next turn no action abilities my be used Card : gill_smoke	Icksplosion Action Destroy target thing. Put a Green Goo Token on each non token-thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Hypermode Thing When your hand is empty, destroy Hypermode. At the end of your turn, gain an Energy token and, if you control at least 3 Energy tokens, destroy this and replace it with a copy of Corrupted Hypermode (#3662). Action or Thing: Discard a card to destroy target Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ

Reconsider Action Return any number of things you control to your hand, draw 5 cards, discard 5 cards, and play a thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Snatch 7P Action Gain control of a Token, then draw a card. Card : Bucky	Rob the Card Store 8P Action Gain two Money Tokens, then draw a card. Card : Bucky
Security Crackdown 9P Action Things cannot be played until the start of your next turn. Draw a card. Card : Bucky	The Gods Of Language Are Not Pleased Action Eliminate all players whose things contain a total of at least 5 spelling or grammatical errors. Card : ChippyYYZ	Verbing Weirds Language Thing Whenever another thing is played, it is put into the discard pile and treated as an action with "Until the end of your turn," inserted into its text wherever would be neccesary to make sense. With credit to Calvin and Hobbes. Remember what "Action:" is short for. Card : ChippyYYZ
Canned Victory Thing Action: If you control a can opener, you win the game. You did bring the can opener, right? Right? Card : ChippyYYZ	Heavy Handed Grab 0P Action Win the game if you have at least 6 cards in your hand. Then draw two cards. Card : Bucky	Halfling Thief Thing person If this is the target of a destroy effect flip a coin on heads the effect is canceled Action: Take an inanimate thing from another player. What? That's not good enough? Card : gill_smoke

Dragonborn Fighter Thing person Action: Destroy a thing. Get out of the way! Card : gill_smoke	Gnome Summoner Thing person Action: play two things from your hand. Zibba Zabba Zoo! Card : gill_smoke	Attack With Everything Action Play every card from your hand, and activate the Action ability of every Thing you control that has an Action ability. Card : Kevan
Dual Wielded Nuclear Laser Chainsaws 0O Thing Turn:Destroy two Things i.e. You may skip one of your turns to destroy two Things. This counts as taking a turn. Practical? No. Awesome? Definitely Card : Bucky	A Drink from a Fire Hose 1O Action Draw five cards, then discard six cards. Card : Bucky	Decastomp 2O Action Destroy exactly ten Things. Card : Bucky
Alarm System Thing Whenever an Action is played, you may return a Thing you control to your hand before it takes effect. Card : Kevan	Cashing the Chips Action Destroy any number of tokens you control, and draw as many cards. Card : Kevan	Elf Wizard Thing Person Action: Destroy a thing. Thing: Return a action from the discard pile to your hand. I require only knowledge Card : gill_smoke

Teifling Thug Thing Person If this is the target of a destroy effect flip a coin on tails the originating player must also destroy a thing. 'Action: Take a control of a thing from another player. Let me show you how it's done. Card : gill_smoke	Human Cleric Thing Person Action & Thing: Return a Living Thing from the discard pile into play. Be still my brothers, all will be well Card : gill_smoke	Card Merchant 3O Thing Action:Discard a card and gain four Money Tokens. Action:Destroy a Money Token you control and draw a card. Envy his profit margins. Card : Bucky
Oath of Vengeance 4O Thing If there is a Thing representing a person in the discard pile, other things you control that represent people have "Action:' Destroy a Thing". Your mother's college roomate's fourteenth cousin killed my philosophy teacher's brother's girlfriend. Prepare to die. Card : Bucky	Wall of Meat 5O Thing When you play this, gain 3 Meat tokens. If one of your Things would be destroyed by an opponent, destroy a Meat token instead if possible. Think of it as an industrial-grade meat shield Card : Bucky	Gaiänt'wakê O9 Thing-Person Action: Choose one Thing under your control and give it to another player. That player must give you control of one of his or her things, but he or she chooses which one. Card : Corrigan
Pitikwahanapiwiyin C7 Thing-Person Action: Gain control of one living Thing. Whenever Things would be destroyed, flip a coin for each one. If a Thing's coin comes up heads, it is not destroyed. Card : Corrigan	Thašuŋka Witko O5 Thing-Person When Things under your control are destroyed by another player, destroy x+1 Things belonging to that player, where x is the number of Things they destroyed. Card : Corrigan	Keep it Simple Thing Cards with more than one word in their title cannot be played. Card : Kevan

Queen Sacrifice Action Play in response to an opponent trying to destroy the only Thing you have in play. It is not destroyed, and the opponent discards their hand. Card : Kevan	Wreckage Sifter Thing Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed, draw a card. Card : Kevan	Luck o the Irish Action This card may be played only if you control two Things or fewer and have four cards or fewer in your hand. Create one Money token. "Diddle-dee-dee! A lucky penny!" Card : Corrigan
Wheeled Office Chair Thing Play onto a Thing you control. When another player takes control of the Thing equipped with Wheeled Office Chair, you regain control of it at the end of your next turn. Action: Destroy this card and the Thing to which this card is equipped and flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads, destroy up to two Things belonging to the same player. Card : Corrigan	Hammerhead Shark Thing While this card is in play, all players must keep their hands revealed. Action: Choose one card from each player's hand (including yours) and discard them. Card : Corrigan	Careless Lunge Action Destroy a Thing, and discard your hand. Card : Kevan
Nihilism 6O Thing Action:If you don't control any Things, eliminate any number of players. I've realized that this card game is meaningless Card : Bucky	Worldly Wisdom 7O Thing Draw an extra card and discard a card at the start of each of your turns. Card : Bucky	Enlightenment 8O Thing You cannot play this from your hand. At the start of your turn, win the game. Few ever reach this state. Card : Bucky

Homocidal maniac Thing Person Action: Destroy random thing. Kill and kill and kill, kill and kill again, Homocidal maniac! -Slayer Card : gill_smoke	Joseph Cotten Thing Person Action: Destroy 3 tokens to entertain another player so well they forget to take their next turn. You may not use this ability every turn. You sir are guilty! -J.C. Card : gill_smoke	Ted Koppel Thing Person We already have a Ted Koppel, who are you? Merlin Mann Card : gill_smoke
Fast-Moving Pulmonary Anthrax Zombies Thing Action: Put a Disease Token on a living thing. Action and Thing: Destroy all things with Disease Tokens on them and gain a copy of this card for each. http://www.qwantz.com/ #000915 Card : ChippyYYZ	Single-Move Spam 9O Thing When you play this, put an Action from the discard pile under this card. You may not play Actions from your hand Action:Discard an Action card. Play the Action attached to this. It remains attached afterwards. Do you know how to do anything besides that &%$#@! 2-hit combo? Card : Bucky	Windshield Taste Test Action Reaction Discard in response to a action ability to destroy that thing. When played as an action destroy two things at least one that you control. Check the local hospitals he just took the windshield taste test then ran. -John Card : gill_smoke
Zombie Torso Thing Instead of using the discard pile you may put a card under this card instead. Instead of using the draw pile you may pick a card from under this card instead. Card : gill_smoke	Zombie Legs Thing You may play an extra thing every turn. Card : gill_smoke	Sleight of Hand 1N Action Move a card from anywhere to anywhere else. You cannot put an Action into play this way. Card : Bucky

Crooked Dealer 2N Thing You may look at the bottom card of the draw pile at any time. Whenever you draw a card, you may take the bottom card of the draw pile instead of the top card. Card : Bucky	Last Seat Abuse 3N Action Take any number of cards from the discard pile and move them to Up Your Sleeve. Card : Bucky	Convince Others that You Are a God Action When this card is played, it becomes a Thing. While this card is in play, you cannot be eliminated, you have an unlimited hand size, and you draw four cards per turn. Whenever one of your opponents takes a turn, flip a coin. If it comes up heads, create one Doubt token. When there are four Doubt tokens, destroy this card and discard two cards. Card : Corrigan
Orthographic Reform Action Destroy all Things in play whose texts and/or titles contain silent consonants. CAN'T YOU SEE, HONEY? KEEPING THEM IS STUPID! Card : Corrigan	Grigor Rasputin 3C Thing Before you draw a card, predict if it will be an Action or a Thing. If you guessed correctly, all other players discard one card. Card : Corrigan	NSWBA Switch Jump-In Rule A Thing At ANY time, if a card has just been played, you may play a card with the identical cornervalue. Play continues as if it was now your turn - if you played an Action/Thing, the Action/Thing part of your new turn has been used. NSWBA Switch, the champagne of crazy-eights type games. Card : Goldenboots
Holdout Device 4N Thing When this comes into play, move the top two cards of the draw pile to Up Your Sleeve. Once per turn, you may swap a card in your hand with a card from Up Your Sleeve Card : Bucky	Fast Fingers 5N Thing When this comes into play, move one of your Things to Up Your Sleeve Action:Swap a Thing in play with a Thing from Up Your Sleeve. Card : Bucky	Bucky's Spy 6N Thing-Goal If there are at least 10 cards in Up Your Sleeve at the start of your turn, win the game. Action:Move all cards in your hand to Up Your Sleeve Card : Bucky

Greensleeves Thing When this comes into play, create 10 Money tokens in Up Your Sleeve. Action: Move a Money token from Up Your Sleeve into play. Card : ChippyYYZ

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