Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3901-4000

Landfill Contract 8W Thing When this comes into play, shuffle the discard pile into the deck. Action:Discard a card, then draw a card. When the discard pile contains at least 20 cards, you win the game. Card : Bucky	Time Bomb 9S Thing Play into another player's control At the start of each of your turns, decrease all numbers in this card's cornervalue by 1. If its cornervalue is ever '0S', you are eliminated. Card : Bucky	Wanted Poster Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed, the player whose turn it is may destroy this Thing and draw three cards. Card : Kevan
Generosity Thing At any time, you may give a card in your hand to another player. Card : ChippyYYZ	Litterbug Thing At any time, you may discard a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Mana Potion Action Gain 5 Energy Tokens. Card : ChippyYYZ
Corneraiser 0W Thing When this comes into play, increase all numbers in its cornervalue by 1 permanently. If this has a cornervalue of '10W', you win the game. Action:Return a non-token Thing you control to your hand. Card : Bucky	Not In My Back Yard NIMBY Action Pass any number of your things to another player. Card : gill_smoke	Zombie Drifter Z23 Thing At the beginning of your turn create Zombie Token Action and Thing: destroy a Zombie token pass Zombie Drifter to another player. Card : gill_smoke

Zombified Extruder 22Z Thing Attach to a thing that makes tokens it now makes Zombie tokens Card : gill_smoke	Sisyphus Thing Whenever an Action card is played, return it to its owner's hand at the end of their turn. Action abilities cannot be played. Card : Kevan	Hot Potato 9S Thing Action:Give this card to the player on your left. At the start of each of your turns, decrease all numbers in this card's cornervalue by 1. If its cornervalue is ever '0S', you are eliminated. Card : Bucky
Bad Photoshopping Job Action Delete any number of words from the end of a Thing's text, and add any number of words to it from the end of another card's text. Card : Kevan	Scroll Of Fireball Thing If you start your turn with 4 or more cards in hand, gain an Energy token. Action: Spend three Energy tokens to destroy target Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Scroll Of Noxious Cloud Thing If you start your turn with 4 or more cards in hand, gain an Energy token. Action: Spend an Energy token. If you do, each opponent discards a card. Card : ChippyYYZ
Scroll Of Gale Thing If you start your turn with 4 or more cards in hand, gain an Energy token. Action: Spend any number of Energy Tokens to return that many target Things to their controllers' hands. Card : ChippyYYZ	Scroll of Victory 9W Thing Action: Destroy ten Energy Tokens you control to win the game. "I think these scrolls are just a little overpowered" Card : Bucky	Ambergris M24 Thing You may destroy this at the begining of your turn to create 10 money tokens. Card : gill_smoke

Two Bits M22 Action Create 2 money tokens. Card : gill_smoke	Living Trust M23 Action Create a money token for every Living Thing in play. Card : gill_smoke	Quoting out of Context Action Pick three sentences from any cards in play, and add them to the end of this card, until the end of the turn. Card : Kevan
Fundrazor Thing - Pun When another non-token Thing is destroyed, gain a Money token. Action: Spend 3 Money tokens to destroy target Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Corner Virus 5S Thing Things that share a symbol in their cornervalues with this card or an Infected card are Infected. Infected Things are controlled by their controller and by you. Card : ChippyYYZ	Quote Quota Thing When you control at least 7 Things with quotations in their flavor text, you win the game. Action: Target thing's flavortext becomes "Victory shall be mine!" - ChippyYYZ "Quote me as saying I was misquoted." - Groucho Marx Card : ChippyYYZ
Corporate Investors M26 Thing Other things you control can not make money tokens. Whenever you use an action ability gain a money token. Card : gill_smoke	I got the hook up M25 Action Give control of any number of inanimate things to other players create a money token for each thing given away. Card : gill_smoke	Too drunk to what? R18 Thing Attach to a Living Thing. It cannot take actions. I think she said 'Oh'. -Ducky Card : gill_smoke

Industrial Revolution Thing Once during each player's turn, that player may activate the Action ability of each Thing they control. Card : Kevan	Going for Broke Action Discard your hand. Destroy a Thing. Card : Kevan	Scroll of Greater Victory 8S Thing Action: Destroy twelve energy-related Things you control to win the game. Rule 3 is there for a reason Card : Bucky
Soul Crusher 7S Action Destroy a living or life-related Thing. If it was a Soul, eliminate its former controller. Card : Bucky	Silent Auction 6S Action Each player secretly chooses a number that is less than or equal to the number of Things they control, then everyone reveals their numbers at once. The player with the highest number destroys that many of their Things and draws three cards. If that player wasn't you, draw a card. Card : Bucky	Second Opinion Thing The first time you draw a card each turn, you may discard it and draw another card. Card : Kevan
Wall of Tokens Thing If a player controls more than three tokens, then non-token Things they control cannot be destroyed. Card : Kevan	Data Immersed C10 Action Reveal 10 cards from the draw pile put all things into play, put the rest into your hand. Where did I see that quote. -Confused Academic Card : gill_smoke	Distributed Accounting 30M Thing (rule) Whenever you have to destroy a token you may create a negative token instead. Action and Thing: Destroy X negative tokens, Destroy X non negative tokens. I didn't say they had to be yours. Card : gill_smoke

Ducky NCIS Thing Person Action: Remove a Living Thing in the discard from play and create a murder token Action & Thing: Destroy a murder token and remove a Living Thing from play. Observer: Does it help you to talk to them? Ducky: Well, they're still human. But what we do is so invasive, and impersonal. It helps me to establish a relationship. Card : gill_smoke	Headshot Action Destroy a Thing, ignoring any protections against destruction that it may have. Card : ChippyYYZ	Escape Pod Thing Action: Remove this card and a Thing you control from the game. Card : ChippyYYZ
Phalanx Action Switch any number of non-token Things you control with Things from your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Fun with Semantics 5S Thing Action:Permit another player to play one. Thing:Reveal it from your hand to gain a token with the same name. Hint:Check the Glossary page Card : Bucky	Trade Route Thing Action: Draw a card. An opponent of your choice may put a token of any type into play. Card : Kevan
Gratuitous Overdone Choreographed Wuxia style Kung-Fu Fight Scene Action All players ante a living thing with a destroy action from either their hand or from play if unable create a card from the archive. Each player rolls a die, the highest roll gets a an action token reroll ties. The thing with action tokens greater than the total number of things in the battle wins, then things without action tokens are destroyed. Keep rolling until someone wins. "Hiiia Yaa!" -Corrigan Card : gill_smoke	Going Out of Business Sale M-2 Action All players get money tokens equally to the things they have in play. The player with the fewest money tokens auctions all of their things except money tokens destroying unsold items. Final Days Every thing must go. Card : gill_smoke	Like Romeo and Juliet 2b Action Destroy 2 living things at least one that you control. I hated reading that old sappy crap. -Bub Card : gill_smoke

Better the Devil Action Draw two cards, read their titles and have an opponent choose one of them. Play the chosen card and discard the other. Card : Kevan	Travelling Salesman Thing Action: Draw a card and give control of this Thing to an opponent. Card : Kevan	Electric Fence Thing Whenever a Thing would change controller, it is destroyed instead. Card : Kevan
Splash Damage 4S Thing Whenever you destroy a non-Token Thing, you may also destroy a Token belonging to the same player. Card : Bucky	Peer-to-Peer Download 3S Action Target opponent draws three cards, then gives you three cards from their hand. Card : Bucky	Tar Pit Thing Thing cards cannot be returned to players' hands. At the start of each player's turn, they must destroy a Thing they control (other than Tar Pit). Card : Kevan
Emptying the Filter Action Put a token of any type into play. Card : Kevan	The Pirate Bay Thing Action: Reveal the top five cards of the draw pile, and pick one. Each player puts a copy of that card into their hand. Card : Kevan	Bank Fraud 28M Action Target player destroys all of their Money tokens Card : gill_smoke

Stock with Dividend M27 Thing At the beginning of your turn create a Money token. Card : gill_smoke	Expired Patent 26M Action Destroy 5 Money tokens to play, create a copy of an inanimate thing from the archive put it into play. Card : gill_smoke	Sandwich Break Thing Action: Put a Bread token on a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing with exactly two Bread tokens on it. Card : Kevan
Time Warping Field Thing Action: Destroy all things you control and take two extra turns after this one. Card : ChippyYYZ	Auto-Troll Shuffle Action Choose as many Things as possible that aren't controlled by target player, up to the number of Things they control. That player swaps their Things with the chosen Things. With credit to xkcd. Card : ChippyYYZ	Whatchamacallit Thing Card : gill_smoke
Booster Draft C11 Action Everybody discards thier hands and draws 5 cards Keeping one passing the rest, keep passing drawn cards until all cards are selected. What's next? a Swiss round? -Johnny Magic Card : gill_smoke	... but unfortunately R31 Action Propose a draw, but eliminate a player. Card : gill_smoke	Speed Enhancer 2S Thing You may play an extra Action each turn, but only if you took at most one Action your previous turn. Card : Bucky

Breaking Blow 1S Action Destroy an inanimate Thing. Card : Bucky	Paradoxical Carnage sezU Action Destroy one Thing per player (players controlling no Things may draw a card). If any player controls indestructible Thing(s), choose an indestructible Thing to destroy. Otherwise, you may choose or allow the player to choose which Thing is destroyed. This card overrules all other cards Card : Goldenboots	Inventive Genius T1 Thing When one IG Machine card triggers an ability all IG Machine cards do also. Action: Destroy 4 non token things without action abilities you control to make a new IG Machine card with one of the following abilities as rules text Action: destroy a token, Action: create a token, Action: draw a card, Action: Opponent discards a card. "What did you do to my cat!?" -Bub Card : gill_smoke
dodad Thing Card : gill_smoke	doohicky Thing Card : gill_smoke	Hall of Mirrors Thing At the start of each player's turn, that player may choose a Thing in play. Until the end of their turn, all Things in play are treated as if they have the card text of that Thing. Card : Kevan
Upward Copier 1R Thing - Machine Action:Gain a Token that is an exact copy of another Token you control. Card : Bucky	Downward Copier 2R Thing - Machine At the end of your turn, gain a Token that is an exact copy of a Token on Downward Copier(if possible) Action:Remove all tokens from Downward Copier, then move one of your Tokens onto Downward Copier. Card : Bucky	Furnace 3R Thing - Machine At the start of each of your turns, you may destroy a Token you control. Card : Bucky

Refinery Thing - Machine At the end of your turn, you may change the type of a token you control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Transporter Thing - Machine Once during your turn, you may give control of a Token you control to another player. Card : ChippyYYZ	I Am The King Of Tokens Action If all Tokens and cards in play with the word "token" in their text are controlled by you, including at least 15 tokens and 5 cards, you win. Card : ChippyYYZ
The Well Is Dry 0 Thing Every player must play at least one card every turn. Players may only draw a card by sacrificing a Thing they control, and may do so at most once per turn. Card : Goldenboots	Target Matcher Rack 4R Thing - Machine If there are two Tokens of each of three different types on this Thing, and no other tokens on it, you win the game. Action:Move one of your tokens onto or off of this Thing. Card : Bucky	Dozer 5R Thing - Machine Once per turn, you may move one of your Tokens onto or off of a non-Token Thing. You may not use this to cause a Thing to have more than one Token on it. You can still remove Tokens from Things containing 3 or more Tokens, though. Card : Bucky
Vertical Girder 6R Thing - Machine Card : Bucky	Fishing Rod 0---- Thing Action Gain control of a fish. If there is no fish in play, draw a card and take another Action (at most once per turn). Thing Create a Trout Token, which counts as food. Sorry, Kevan. Card : Goldenboots	Wiki Edit diff Thing Action Edit the ruletext of a Thing controlled by an opponent. The opponent has a free immediate reaction ability to revert your edit, in which case, no change has occured. If the opponent waives this reaction, the new ruletext becomes operational after your turn ends. I edit wikipedia to alert people about the UFOs but ChippyYYZ keeps reverting my edits! Card : Goldenboots

Of No Official Title Thing person When you play this pair it with a living thing in play and a gender. When played as a Male Action: Destroy target thing (except paired card). When played as a female Action: Take control of thing until the beginning of your next turn. All other genders Action: Trigger the action ability of a thing in play. Card : gill_smoke	Datacolapse Action Remove all cards from the game. There are no winners. That is why we back things up; and why you are fired. -Big Boss Card : gill_smoke	Chingaderra Thing "It goes next to the doohicky over there" -Bub Card : gill_smoke
Marble Run Thing Whenever a token comes into play, its controller must give it to an opponent of their choice. Card : Kevan	Kneejerk Action Starting with the player to your left, each player plays a card at random from their hand. Card : Kevan	War of Attrition 7R Thing Whenever a player draws a card, they must discard two cards, destroy two of their Things, or eliminate themselves. Card : Bucky
Ingest Token 8R Action Destroy a Token and draw a card. Card : Bucky	Conveyer Belt 9R Thing - Machine Once per turn, you may trigger the Action ability of one of your other Machines, or give one of your tokens to the player on your left. Card : Bucky	Common Foe Thing Play under any player's control. When this comes in to play, destroy any number of target Things you don't control. Your opponents are teammates. Card : ChippyYYZ

Albatross Soup Thing If this card is eaten, the eater eliminates themself. Can you guess why? Card : ChippyYYZ	That Is Not Funny! Action Play only in response to a player making (or attempting to make) a joke or humorous/witty comment. That player is eliminated. Card : ChippyYYZ	Power Cut Action Everyone discards their hand. Card : Kevan
Check Thing If a card would eliminate a player or cause them to win, it can only be played if the player playing it revealed it from their hand during their previous turn and said "Check". Players may reveal cards at any time. Card : Kevan	Barrel Heap 0R Action Pick a hexadecimal digit. Gain four Barrel tokens whose cornervalue is that digit. Card : Bucky	Have a Snit Action If you control a snit you win, otherwise give a non token thing to another player who is then eliminated. Card : gill_smoke
Dollhouse Thing Action and Thing: Take control of target living thing whose rules text is now blank. Thing: add an ability from any card in the archive to a blank living thing you control. The ability lasts until the end of your next turn. Card : gill_smoke	Rick with a silent P Thing person Action: Take control of a thing in play, give it to another player at the beginning of your next turn "I don't think I like you." -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Genetic Manipulation CAT? Action Select six Things in play with nonempty ruletext. Create a new Thing, under your control, with one sentence from each selected Thing's ruletext, in an order you choose. Also select one word from each selected Thing's title to form the new Thing's title, and up to one digit and one letter from selected Things' cornervalues to form the new Thing's cornervalue. Make up your own flavortext. Card : Goldenboots

Illusionary Confinement 0Q Action Swap target card's ruletext and flavortext until the end of the turn and take another Action. You win the game if you have played Illusionary Confinement targeting itself this turn, or otherwise turned this statement into ruletext. Card : Bucky

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