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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Landfill Contract cards_3901_4000 thing Thing 8W When this comes into play, shuffle the discard pile into the deck. Action:Discard a card, then draw a card. When the discard pile contains at least 20 cards, you win the game. Bucky Time Bomb cards_3901_4000 thing Thing 9S Play into another player's control At the start of each of your turns, decrease all numbers in this card's cornervalue by 1. If its cornervalue is ever '0S', you are eliminated. Bucky Wanted Poster cards_3901_4000 thing Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed, the player whose turn it is may destroy this Thing and draw three cards. Kevan Generosity cards_3901_4000 thing Thing At any time, you may give a card in your hand to another player. ChippyYYZ Litterbug cards_3901_4000 thing Thing At any time, you may discard a card. ChippyYYZ Mana Potion cards_3901_4000 action Action Gain 5 Energy Tokens. ChippyYYZ Corneraiser cards_3901_4000 thing Thing 0W When this comes into play, increase all numbers in its cornervalue by 1 permanently. If this has a cornervalue of '10W', you win the game. Action:Return a non-token Thing you control to your hand. Bucky Not In My Back Yard cards_3901_4000 action Action NIMBY Pass any number of your things to another player. gill_smoke Zombie Drifter cards_3901_4000 thing Thing Z23 At the beginning of your turn create Zombie Token Action and Thing: destroy a Zombie token pass Zombie Drifter to another player. gill_smoke Zombified Extruder cards_3901_4000 thing Thing 22Z Attach to a thing that makes tokens it now makes Zombie tokens gill_smoke Sisyphus cards_3901_4000 thing Thing Whenever an Action card is played, return it to its owner's hand at the end of their turn. Action abilities cannot be played. Kevan Hot Potato cards_3901_4000 thing Thing 9S Action:Give this card to the player on your left. At the start of each of your turns, decrease all numbers in this card's cornervalue by 1. If its cornervalue is ever '0S', you are eliminated. Bucky Bad Photoshopping Job cards_3901_4000 action Action Delete any number of words from the end of a Thing's text, and add any number of words to it from the end of another card's text. Kevan Scroll Of Fireball cards_3901_4000 thing Thing If you start your turn with 4 or more cards in hand, gain an Energy token. Action: Spend three Energy tokens to destroy target Thing. ChippyYYZ Scroll Of Noxious Cloud cards_3901_4000 thing Thing If you start your turn with 4 or more cards in hand, gain an Energy token. Action: Spend an Energy token. If you do, each opponent discards a card. ChippyYYZ Scroll Of Gale cards_3901_4000 thing Thing If you start your turn with 4 or more cards in hand, gain an Energy token. Action: Spend any number of Energy Tokens to return that many target Things to their controllers' hands. ChippyYYZ Scroll of Victory cards_3901_4000 thing Thing 9W Action: Destroy ten Energy Tokens you control to win the game. "I think these scrolls are just a little overpowered" Bucky Ambergris cards_3901_4000 thing Thing M24 You may destroy this at the begining of your turn to create 10 money tokens. gill_smoke Two Bits cards_3901_4000 action Action M22 Create 2 money tokens. gill_smoke Living Trust cards_3901_4000 action Action M23 Create a money token for every Living Thing in play. gill_smoke Quoting out of Context cards_3901_4000 action Action Pick three sentences from any cards in play, and add them to the end of this card, until the end of the turn. Kevan Fundrazor cards_3901_4000 thing_pun Thing - Pun When another non-token Thing is destroyed, gain a Money token. Action: Spend 3 Money tokens to destroy target Thing. ChippyYYZ Corner Virus cards_3901_4000 thing Thing 5S Things that share a symbol in their cornervalues with this card or an Infected card are Infected. Infected Things are controlled by their controller and by you. ChippyYYZ Quote Quota cards_3901_4000 thing Thing When you control at least 7 Things with quotations in their flavor text, you win the game. Action: Target thing's flavortext becomes "Victory shall be mine!" - ChippyYYZ "Quote me as saying I was misquoted." - Groucho Marx ChippyYYZ Corporate Investors cards_3901_4000 thing Thing M26 Other things you control can not make money tokens. Whenever you use an action ability gain a money token. gill_smoke I got the hook up cards_3901_4000 action Action M25 Give control of any number of inanimate things to other players create a money token for each thing given away. gill_smoke Too drunk to what? cards_3901_4000 thing Thing R18 Attach to a Living Thing. It cannot take actions. I think she said 'Oh'. -Ducky gill_smoke Industrial Revolution cards_3901_4000 thing Thing Once during each player's turn, that player may activate the Action ability of each Thing they control. Kevan Going for Broke cards_3901_4000 action Action Discard your hand. Destroy a Thing. Kevan Scroll of Greater Victory cards_3901_4000 thing Thing 8S Action: Destroy twelve energy-related Things you control to win the game. Rule 3 is there for a reason Bucky Soul Crusher cards_3901_4000 action Action 7S Destroy a living or life-related Thing. If it was a Soul, eliminate its former controller. Bucky Silent Auction cards_3901_4000 action Action 6S Each player secretly chooses a number that is less than or equal to the number of Things they control, then everyone reveals their numbers at once. The player with the highest number destroys that many of their Things and draws three cards. If that player wasn't you, draw a card. Bucky Second Opinion cards_3901_4000 thing Thing The first time you draw a card each turn, you may discard it and draw another card. Kevan Wall of Tokens cards_3901_4000 thing Thing If a player controls more than three tokens, then non-token Things they control cannot be destroyed. Kevan Data Immersed cards_3901_4000 action Action C10 Reveal 10 cards from the draw pile put all things into play, put the rest into your hand. Where did I see that quote. -Confused Academic gill_smoke Distributed Accounting cards_3901_4000 thing_rule_ Thing (rule) 30M Whenever you have to destroy a token you may create a negative token instead. Action and Thing: Destroy X negative tokens, Destroy X non negative tokens. I didn't say they had to be yours. gill_smoke Ducky cards_3901_4000 thing_person Thing Person NCIS Action: Remove a Living Thing in the discard from play and create a murder token Action & Thing: Destroy a murder token and remove a Living Thing from play. Observer: Does it help you to talk to them? Ducky: Well, they're still human. But what we do is so invasive, and impersonal. It helps me to establish a relationship. gill_smoke Headshot cards_3901_4000 action Action Destroy a Thing, ignoring any protections against destruction that it may have. ChippyYYZ Escape Pod cards_3901_4000 thing Thing Action: Remove this card and a Thing you control from the game. ChippyYYZ Phalanx cards_3901_4000 action Action Switch any number of Things you control with Things from your hand. ChippyYYZ Fun with Semantics cards_3901_4000 thing Thing 5S Action:Permit another player to play one. Thing:Reveal it from your hand to gain a token with the same name. Hint:Check the Glossary page Bucky Trade Route cards_3901_4000 thing Thing Action: Draw a card. An opponent of your choice may put a token of any type into play. Kevan Gratuitous Overdone Choreographed Wuxia style Kung-Fu Fight Scene cards_3901_4000 action Action All players ante a living thing with a destroy action from either their hand or from play if unable create a card from the archive. Each player rolls a die, the highest roll gets a an action token reroll ties. The thing with action tokens greater than the total number of things in the battle wins, then things without action tokens are destroyed. Keep rolling until someone wins. "Hiiia Yaa!" -Corrigan gill_smoke Going Out of Business Sale cards_3901_4000 action Action M-2 All players get money tokens equally to the things they have in play. The player with the fewest money tokens auctions all of their things except money tokens destroying unsold items. Final Days Every thing must go. gill_smoke Like Romeo and Juliet cards_3901_4000 action Action 2b Destroy 2 living things at least one that you control. I hated reading that old sappy crap. -Bub gill_smoke Better the Devil cards_3901_4000 action Action Draw two cards, read their titles and have an opponent choose one of them. Play the chosen card and discard the other. Kevan Travelling Salesman cards_3901_4000 thing Thing Action: Draw a card and give control of this Thing to an opponent. Kevan Electric Fence cards_3901_4000 thing Thing Whenever a Thing would change controller, it is destroyed instead. Kevan Splash Damage cards_3901_4000 thing Thing 4S Whenever you destroy a non-Token Thing, you may also destroy a Token belonging to the same player. Bucky Peer-to-Peer Download cards_3901_4000 action Action 3S Target opponent draws three cards, then gives you three cards from their hand. Bucky Tar Pit cards_3901_4000 thing Thing Thing cards cannot be returned to players' hands. At the start of each player's turn, they must destroy a Thing they control (other than Tar Pit). Kevan Emptying the Filter cards_3901_4000 action Action Put a token of any type into play. Kevan The Pirate Bay cards_3901_4000 thing Thing Action: Reveal the top five cards of the draw pile, and pick one. Each player puts a copy of that card into their hand. Kevan Bank Fraud cards_3901_4000 action Action 28M Target player destroys all of their Money tokens gill_smoke Stock with Dividend cards_3901_4000 thing Thing M27 At the beginning of your turn create a Money token. gill_smoke Expired Patent cards_3901_4000 action Action 26M Destroy 5 Money tokens to play, create a copy of an inanimate thing from the archive put it into play. gill_smoke Sandwich Break cards_3901_4000 thing Thing Action: Put a Bread token on a Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing with exactly two Bread tokens on it. Kevan Time Warping Field cards_3901_4000 thing Thing Action: Destroy all things you control and take two extra turns after this one. ChippyYYZ Auto-Troll Shuffle cards_3901_4000 action Action Choose as many Things as possible that aren't controlled by target player, up to the number of Things they control. That player swaps their Things with the chosen Things. With credit to xkcd. ChippyYYZ Whatchamacallit cards_3901_4000 thing Thing gill_smoke Booster Draft cards_3901_4000 action Action C11 Everybody discards thier hands and draws 5 cards Keeping one passing the rest, keep passing drawn cards until all cards are selected. What's next? a Swiss round? -Johnny Magic gill_smoke ... but unfortunately cards_3901_4000 action Action R31 Propose a draw, but eliminate a player. gill_smoke Speed Enhancer cards_3901_4000 thing Thing 2S You may play an extra Action each turn, but only if you took at most one Action your previous turn. Bucky Breaking Blow cards_3901_4000 action Action 1S Destroy an inanimate Thing. Bucky Paradoxical Carnage cards_3901_4000 action Action sezU Destroy one Thing per player (players controlling no Things may draw a card). If any player controls indestructible Thing(s), choose an indestructible Thing to destroy. Otherwise, you may choose or allow the player to choose which Thing is destroyed. This card overrules all other cards Goldenboots Inventive Genius cards_3901_4000 thing Thing T1 When one IG Machine card triggers an ability all IG Machine cards do also. Action: Destroy 4 non token things without action abilities you control to make a new IG Machine card with one of the following abilities as rules text Action: destroy a token, Action: create a token, Action: draw a card, Action: Opponent discards a card. "What did you do to my cat!?" -Bub gill_smoke dodad cards_3901_4000 thing Thing gill_smoke doohicky cards_3901_4000 thing Thing gill_smoke Hall of Mirrors cards_3901_4000 thing Thing At the start of each player's turn, that player may choose a Thing in play. Until the end of their turn, all Things in play are treated as if they have the card text of that Thing. Kevan Upward Copier cards_3901_4000 thing_machine Thing - Machine 1R Action:Gain a Token that is an exact copy of another Token you control. Bucky Downward Copier cards_3901_4000 thing_machine Thing - Machine 2R At the end of your turn, gain a Token that is an exact copy of a Token on Downward Copier(if possible) Action:Remove all tokens from Downward Copier, then move one of your Tokens onto Downward Copier. Bucky Furnace cards_3901_4000 thing_machine Thing - Machine 3R At the start of each of your turns, you may destroy a Token you control. Bucky Refinery cards_3901_4000 thing_machine Thing - Machine At the end of your turn, you may change the type of a token you control. ChippyYYZ Transporter cards_3901_4000 thing_machine Thing - Machine Once during your turn, you may give control of a Token you control to another player. ChippyYYZ I Am The King Of Tokens cards_3901_4000 action Action If all Tokens and cards in play with the word "token" in their text are controlled by you, including at least 15 tokens and 5 cards, you win. ChippyYYZ The Well Is Dry cards_3901_4000 thing Thing 0 Every player must play at least one card every turn. Players may only draw a card by sacrificing a Thing they control, and may do so at most once per turn. Goldenboots Target Matcher Rack cards_3901_4000 thing_machine Thing - Machine 4R If there are two Tokens of each of three different types on this Thing, and no other tokens on it, you win the game. Action:Move one of your tokens onto or off of this Thing. Bucky Dozer cards_3901_4000 thing_machine Thing - Machine 5R Once per turn, you may move one of your Tokens onto or off of a non-Token Thing. You may not use this to cause a Thing to have more than one Token on it. You can still remove Tokens from Things containing 3 or more Tokens, though. Bucky Vertical Girder cards_3901_4000 thing_machine Thing - Machine 6R Bucky Fishing Rod cards_3901_4000 thing Thing 0---- Action Gain control of a fish. If there is no fish in play, draw a card and take another Action (at most once per turn).
Thing Create a Trout Token, which counts as food. Sorry, Kevan. Goldenboots Wiki Edit cards_3901_4000 thing Thing diff Action Edit the ruletext of a Thing controlled by an opponent. The opponent has a free immediate reaction ability to revert your edit, in which case, no change has occured. If the opponent waives this reaction, the new ruletext becomes operational after your turn ends. I edit wikipedia to alert people about the UFOs but ChippyYYZ keeps reverting my edits! Goldenboots Of No Official Title cards_3901_4000 thing_person Thing person When you play this pair it with a living thing in play and a gender. When played as a Male Action: Destroy target thing (except paired card). When played as a female Action: Take control of thing until the beginning of your next turn. All other genders Action: Trigger the action ability of a thing in play. gill_smoke Datacolapse cards_3901_4000 action Action Remove all cards from the game. There are no winners. That is why we back things up; and why you are fired. -Big Boss gill_smoke Chingaderra cards_3901_4000 thing Thing "It goes next to the doohicky over there" -Bub gill_smoke Marble Run cards_3901_4000 thing Thing Whenever a token comes into play, its controller must give it to an opponent of their choice. Kevan Kneejerk cards_3901_4000 action Action Starting with the player to your left, each player plays a card at random from their hand. Kevan War of Attrition cards_3901_4000 thing Thing 7R Whenever a player draws a card, they must discard two cards, destroy two of their Things, or eliminate themselves. Bucky Ingest Token cards_3901_4000 action Action 8R Destroy a Token and draw a card. Bucky Conveyer Belt cards_3901_4000 thing_machine Thing - Machine 9R Once per turn, you may trigger the Action ability of one of your other Machines, or give one of your tokens to the player on your left. Bucky Common Foe cards_3901_4000 thing Thing Play under any player's control. When this comes in to play, destroy any number of target Things you don't control. Your opponents are teammates. ChippyYYZ Albatross Soup cards_3901_4000 thing Thing If this card is eaten, the eater eliminates themself. Can you guess why? ChippyYYZ That Is Not Funny! cards_3901_4000 action Action Play only in response to a player making (or attempting to make) a joke or humorous/witty comment. That player is eliminated. ChippyYYZ Power Cut cards_3901_4000 action Action Everyone discards their hand. Kevan Check cards_3901_4000 thing Thing If a card would eliminate a player or cause them to win, it can only be played if the player playing it revealed it from their hand during their previous turn and said "Check". Players may reveal cards at any time. Kevan Barrel Heap cards_3901_4000 action Action 0R Pick a hexadecimal digit. Gain four Barrel tokens whose cornervalue is that digit. Bucky Have a Snit cards_3901_4000 action Action If you control a snit you win, otherwise give a non token thing to another player who is then eliminated. gill_smoke Dollhouse cards_3901_4000 thing Thing Action and Thing: Take control of target living thing whose rules text is now blank. Thing: add an ability from any card in the archive to a blank living thing you control. The ability lasts until the end of your next turn. gill_smoke Rick with a silent P cards_3901_4000 thing_person Thing person Action: Take control of a thing in play, give it to another player at the beginning of your next turn "I don't think I like you." -Bub gill_smoke Genetic Manipulation cards_3901_4000 action Action CAT? Select six Things in play with nonempty ruletext. Create a new Thing, under your control, with one sentence from each selected Thing's ruletext, in an order you choose. Also select one word from each selected Thing's title to form the new Thing's title, and up to one digit and one letter from selected Things' cornervalues to form the new Thing's cornervalue. Make up your own flavortext. Goldenboots Illusionary Confinement cards_3901_4000 action Action 0Q Swap target card's ruletext and flavortext until the end of the turn and take another Action. You win the game if you have played Illusionary Confinement targeting itself this turn, or otherwise turned this statement into ruletext. Bucky