Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3801-3900

Laser Dutch Auction (LDA) Thing Comes into play with 20 Cost tokens on it. Destroy a Cost token, or LDA, at the beginning of your turn. Any player may buy LDA, during his/her turn, by paying you one Money token for each Cost token on LDA. Action: Destroy a Cost token to destroy target nonliving Thing. Action Destroy 2 Cost tokens to destroy target living Thing. Card : Goldenboots	Variable Activity Level d6-1 Thing At the beginning of your turn, roll a d6 or destroy this. If you rolled the die, subtract 1 and take that many Action/Thing plays this turn. Odd plays are Things, even plays are Actions. If you rolled a 1, destroy this. If this is destroyed, any player may claim it. If more than one claim it, roll a die to determine the new owner. Expected value 1.5 Things, 1 Action. Card : Goldenboots	Coin on a string M1 Thing This counts as a money token. You may use abilities that require you to destroy one money token for free. Card : gill_smoke
Recycling Center G14 Thing Action: shuffle a thing you control into the draw pile and create a money token. Card : gill_smoke	Derissive Comment R21 Action Reaction Discard to prevent an action of living thing. When played as an action destroy a money token. Card : gill_smoke	Handy Hostage 8A Reaction - Evil Play in response to another player's Action. Choose a Thing belonging to that Player. That player either destroys the Thing or prevents the Action. Card : Bucky
Golden Apple 9A Thing Action:Give control of Golden Apple to a random opponent and take an extra turn. Card : Bucky	Watermelon Thing When this is destroyed, put a Watermelon Juice Token on every thing in play. If you can eat one without getting it all over yourself, you're doing it wrong. Card : ChippyYYZ	Reincarnation Thing Whenever a card is discarded or destroyed, its controller or discarder draws a card at the end of the turn, unless doing so would cause this effect to recur infinitely. "Why should I care about what I am next time? I still don't know what I am this time!" -Gonzo The Great Card : ChippyYYZ

The Void Flows Through Me Thing Cards that are removed from the game go into your hand instead. Card : ChippyYYZ	You Win if... P(W) = 0 Action You win, if when you play this, you control "Hungry Ghost" and "Bishop Pin" while an opponent controls "When me and Grandpa used to Hunt Dinosaurs", and an opponent (maybe the same one) controls exactly 17 Money tokens. Otherwise, draw a card, and play another Action. As deck size -> infinity, the probability of this happening goes to 0 Card : Goldenboots	Capital Gains M19 Action For every non token thing with a corner value in play draw a card then for every non token thing without a corner value in play discard a card. Card : gill_smoke
Corner the Market C12 Action Take control of all things with corner values Card : gill_smoke	Corrosive Thoughts 4R Thing You may play this on another player. At the beginning of your turn discard a card. At the end of your turn discard a card if able otherwise destroy this card. There is much hate in you Card : gill_smoke	Inexorably Advancing Wall Of Ice Thing Every 1000 turns, you may destroy target thing. Destroy this if Global Warming is in play. With credit to xkcd. Card : ChippyYYZ
Death Beckons Action Put all living things in the discard pile. Who's that bell tolling for? Card : ChippyYYZ	Fatal Mistake Action Play in response to an opponent's action destroying a non-blue thing. Destroy all things, each player discards his hand, and eliminate the player who played the previous action. Should've cut the blue wire. Card : ChippyYYZ	Dampening Field 0A Thing Whenever an opponent plays a Thing during their turn, the turn ends. Card : Bucky

Bucky's Advocate 0B Thing You may destroy this in response to an Action to prevent that Action. Card : Bucky	Recklessness 0C Thing You may take an extra action during each of your turns. When you take the extra action, discard a card at random. Card : Bucky	You May Already Be a Winner Thing If this card is ever indestructible, it is also uneditable. You win, if you control Hungry Ghost and Bishop Pin while opponent(s) control When me and Grandpa used to Hunt Dinosaurs, and The Red Wheelbarrow Action Edit this card to change a boldface Thing name to the name of another Thing that is not now in play. But probably not. Card : Goldenboots
Summon 0D Action Look at the top 15 cards of the draw pile. If any of them are Things, put one of them into play. Then shuffle the draw pile. Card : Bucky	Unintended Consequences 0E Thing You may play this into the control of any player Whenever you play a Thing, swap two tokens of different types belonging to different players if possible. Card : Bucky	Reparation 0F Reaction Play in response to another player destroying one of your Things. They give you two cards from their hand. Card : Bucky
Energy Capacitor Thing At the end of your turn, create an Energy Token on this card. Remove X Energy Tokens: X=2: Draw a card. X=3: Play an extra Action X=5: Take an extra turn. X=X: Gain X Energy Tokens (not on this card). Card : ChippyYYZ	Ctrl-Alt-Del Action Play at any time. Counter an Action or put a Thing in the discard pile. Card : ChippyYYZ	Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder Thing Players may not look at cards they draw or at their hands. If a player would play a card, they play a random card instead. All targets are chosen randomly. Unless this came into play this turn, destroy this thing at the end your turn. Card : ChippyYYZ

Destroy All Things 0G Action Do what the title says. Card : Bucky	Magnet 0H Thing When this comes into play, gain control of all tokens of any one type. Card : Bucky	Colony Ship 0I Thing-Unit Thing: Discard a card, destroy this and make three copies of a Thing named "Mech Worker" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put them into play. It's on page 19 Card : Bucky
Corrupted Bootsector Thing When this card comes into play, return it to your hand. Card : Kevan	Copycat CC2 Thing Person When this comes into play replace the rules text with a thing in play, if there are no things in play then the rules text is now blank "What's the deal? If I stop too quick you'll bump into me" -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Calmer Heads Will Prevail M9 Action If you have more money tokens then everybody else put together you win otherwise collect 10 money tokens. Card : gill_smoke
Body Shop Z20 Thing Action: Destroy 5 zombie tokens put a thing in play into your hand. "I ain't taking my car there" -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Trash Compactor Thing Action: Destroy a Thing which refers to a token or Thing type that is not currently in play, and draw five cards. Card : Kevan	Scavenger Bot 0J Thing - Worker Unit Action:Move a random card in the discard pile to your hand. Card : Bucky

Soul Fragment 0K Thing When you play this, choose an opponent. If they are eliminated, you are also eliminated. Action:Use the Action ability of a Thing belonging to the chosen player. Card : Bucky	Demotivational Poster 0L Thing Whenever an opponent reads this, they discard a card. Action:Do nothing. Dvorak:Shouldn't you be working now? Card : Bucky	"...The Heck?" o_0 Action Create a new player named The Juggernaut. This player immediately destroys all things and removes himself from the game. Dude, who was that guy? Card : ChippyYYZ
Wronski Feint Action When you play this card, throw it and announce that the last one to touch it is eliminated. Don't tell them you're lying. Take an extra turn. Dear Reader: He was lying. Card : ChippyYYZ	The Oldest Trick In The Book Action Exchange the control of two things. References ^The Book, Vol. 1, pg. 5 Card : ChippyYYZ	Campaign for Conformity 0M Action If you control at least 10 Things, and all of your Things have the same name, you win the game. Card : Bucky
Reconstitute 0N Action Destroy any number of your tokens. Choose a Thing in the discard pile with a number of words in its name equal to the number of tokens you destroyed and put it into play. Card : Bucky	Secondary Keystone 0O Thing To keep your universe running smoothly even if the primary Keystone goes down. Card : Bucky	Replace the voices with light E2 Action Destroy all living things, create an energy for each thing destroyed. Card : gill_smoke

Twin Strike R20 Action Reaction Discard this card when you use a destroy effect, pick 2 targets instead of one. When played as an action destroy 2 living things. Card : gill_smoke	Careful Strike R19 Action Reaction Discard this card when an action would be blocked, Blocked action proceeds. When played as an action destroy a living thing. Card : gill_smoke	Parody 0P Action Change one word on a Thing's Action ability until the end of the turn. Then use that Action ability once. Card : Bucky
Auto-Nuker 0Q Thing Whenever a player draws a card, Auto-Nuker destroys all of their Things Card : Bucky	Restrictor Node 0R Thing-Node Your opponents' maximum hand size is reduced by the number of Nodes you control. Card : Bucky	Shanghi Thing (rule) All players may use the discard pile as a draw pile but must take 2 cards when they do. I'll buy that card too -Bub Card : gill_smoke
Screw all ya all Action Every player except you discards their hand, if they had no cards in thier hand destroy all things they control instead. Card : gill_smoke	If I can hit it say hunh. Action Before revaling this card to play say the title of the card aloud as fast as you can, every player who questions what you said destroys a thing they control. in an online game a random player destroys a thing they control. Card : gill_smoke	Corner Erosion 0S Thing Action:Destroy a thing with a zero in its cornervalue. Action:Decrease all numbers in target Thing's cornervalue by one. Card : Bucky

Bottled Surprise 0T Thing When Bottled Surprise is destroyed, draw three cards and immediately play them. Be careful, it might be radioactive. Card : Bucky	Glitch Beam 0U Action Change target Thing's text to "Any player may spend a token to destroy this at any time". That wasn't supposed to happen Card : Bucky	Eye Of The Basilisk : ) Action Replace a thing with a Stone Token. If an opponent would cause you to reveal this card from your hand, they are eliminated. With credit to xkcd. Card : ChippyYYZ
Bottled Zombie Gas Thing When this is destroyed, Replace all living things in play with Zombie Tokens. And you thought Bottled Fart was gross. Card : ChippyYYZ	Elemental Breakdown Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller gains two Tokens of its element (if it had one) or one Token of one of the following types of their choice: Fire, Water, Ice, Earth, Air, Void, or Energy. Card : ChippyYYZ	Compulsory Haiku 5-7-5 Action Choose a Target Thing Reduce the text's syllables To just seventeen. As the ducks fly South/Eliminated players/Kick target winner. Card : Goldenboots
Chop Shop Z19 Thing Action: Destoy all zombie tokens you control reveal a card from the draw pile for every zombie token destroyed, put things into you hand, discard the rest. "I just don't trust them" -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Killing Fields Z18 Thing Whenever a living thing is destroyed put a body token on killing fields. Action (global): Destroy a body token create a zombie token The wind whispers of fear and hate. The war has killed love. And those that confess to the Angka are punished, and no one dare ask where they go. Here, only the silent survive. -Dith Pran Card : gill_smoke	Screw your neighbor Action In turn order All players destroy a thing of the next player. Card : gill_smoke

Unintended Consequences Thing Whenever anyone plays an Action card, they must draw and reveal a card; if it's an Action, they must play it immediately. Otherwise, they must discard it. Card : Kevan	Midget's Rights Group 0V Thing Other players' cards cannot target the player with the fewest cards in his hand or that player's things. I stand on the shoulders of the midgets who came before me. Card : Bucky	R2 Reprint 0W Action Create and play a Thing with the same text and tile as target Thing but with a cornervalue of 'R2' Card : Bucky
Real Life Calls 0X Action Remove yourself from the game. You may return to the game at any later time before it ends. You retain any Things in play and cards in hand you had when you left. Card : Bucky	Hikikomori J7 Thing Put over a living thing it considered blank Action: You may destroy this card by destroying 10 therapy tokens. Action and Thing: create a therapy token. Card : gill_smoke	Otaku J6 Thing Attach to a living thing, it gains the following rules text Action: Create an obsessive token. Card : gill_smoke
Cross Quarter Days 8Q Thing Action: Destroy this card and all day tokens to take aditional action for every day token destroyed Thing: create day token. Card : gill_smoke	Elemental Jewel of Earth 0Y Thing-Jewel Things with Earth tokens on them cannot be destroyed Action:Gain an Earth token Action:Move an Earth Token onto a non-Jewel Thing. Earth, protect my kin Card : Bucky	Retrospective Musings 0Z Thing At the start of your turn, destroy this, then draw one card for every card by Bucky in the discard pile that has a cornervalue in number-letter format. Card : Bucky

Russian Roulette Action In an order of your choosing, roll a six-sided die for each non-Token Thing on the table. Stop if you roll a six, and destroy the Thing you were rolling for. Card : Kevan	Charity Ray Action Choose a number and an opponent. That opponent gives that number of things they control to other players. Card : ChippyYYZ	Negative Plane Thing - Universe Things go to the discard pile when played. Things that are discarded may be put into play instead. Destroy effects may target Things in the discard pile. A Thing destroyed in this way is returned to play under its destroyer's control. Card : ChippyYYZ
Goalie Thing If you would be targeted by an action, destroy Goalie and prevent that action. For the record, this a Soccer/Football Goalie, not Hockey. Card : ChippyYYZ	Red Ink Shortage stet Thing Any attempt to edit a card's text requires the player to pay for the red ink in one of these ways: (1) discard an Action from hand (2) destroy a red Thing he/she controlls (3) sacrificing a Money token. If a card demands an edit and its controller can't pay for the red ink, either the card is destroyed or the player's other Things are destroyed, by vote of the player's opponents. Card : Goldenboots	Time Dilator 1W Thing If you ever take four turns in a row, you win the game. At the end of your turn, you may discard three cards and destroy two of your Tokens to take an extra turn. Card : Bucky
Voltraiser 2W Thing If you ever control 12 Energy Tokens at the start of your turn, you win the game. Action:Gain an Energy Token Card : Bucky	Prison Break Action Look at an opponent's hand - take a Thing card from it (if there's one there) and put it into play under your control. Card : Kevan	Coins on Elastic Thing If you ever discard a card, return it to your hand immediately. Card : Kevan

MMA Tourny Action Remove all living things in play with destroy effects from the game shuffle them deal one to every player. Card : gill_smoke	Ring of Dark Errie Vaporous Etheralness M12 Thing Attach to a living thing, they can't be the target of destroy effects. "There is no limit to how many redundant adjectives you can have." - Corrigan Card : gill_smoke	Out of thin Air Action Put a copy of a non thing non action card from the Archive into play Red Herring and FNORD come to mind Card : gill_smoke
Do You Feel Lucky, Punk? Thing Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may discard a card from your hand. If it's an Action card, negate the effects of their Action. Card : Kevan	Seen It Thing If an opponent plays an Action card which you have already seen being played or have seen in their hand, earlier this game, then its card text is considered to be blank. Card : Kevan	Floodwaters Thing If there are five more Water tokens than Sandbag tokens in play, destroy all Things. Action: Put a Sandbag or Water token into play. Any player may play this ability. Card : Kevan
Mercy Rule 3W Thing When you play this, draw two cards. Each player's score is equal to the number of Tokens they control, plus five times the number of other Things they control, plus five times the number of cards in their hand. Action:Eliminate a player whose score is less than yours by at least 50. Any player may use this Action. Card : Bucky	Food Chain Thing Action: Destroy a token, if there are more tokens of a single different type in play. Card : Kevan	Hellraiser 4W Thing If you ever control 10 Fire Tokens at the start of your turn, you win the game. Whenever you destroy an opponent's Thing or make an opponent discard a card, gain a Fire token. Card : Bucky

Fundraiser 5W Thing If you ever control 15 Money Tokens at the start of your turn, you win the game. At the start of each of your turns, gain a Money token. Card : Bucky	Zombified Friend Z21 Thing You may play this on another player, whenever a living thing you control uses an ability replace the card with a Zombie token. "You OK? You don't look so good Ted" -Ted's ex Friend Card : gill_smoke	Magic Mart 4M Thing Action (global): destroy all your money tokens with a minimum of 10. Create a copy of a magic related card from the archive. Ray guns are not magic -Ducky Card : gill_smoke
Token Copycat CC3 Thing Whenever an opponent creates token, This card does too. Whenever an opponent destroy tokens they own so do you, if you cannot destroy the right kind of token you may substitute a different type otherwise destroy this card. Card : gill_smoke	The Good Stuff 6W Thing If you ever control 20 Things at the start of your turn, you win the game. Thing:Gain a Token. Card : Bucky	No Finger Left Behind 7W Thing Your maximum hand size is increased by 2. If any player has 10 or more cards in their hand, they win the game. Card : Bucky
Pocket Mulching II: Attack of the Vegans Action Remove target card in the discard pile from the game. Gain a Mulch token. If you control three Mulch tokens, you win the game. Oh, it's so decomposed! Card : jtwe	Electrodynamic Thingulator Thing When you play a card with a corner value, you may choose a number in that card's corner value. If you do, gain that many tokens of any type of your choice. It works using the most advanced shoobulatative principles. Card : jtwe	The Big Book of Pirate Insults Thing Action: Gain an Insult token. Action: Roll an eight-sided die. If your roll is less than or equal to the number of Insult tokens you control, destroy target Thing. You fight like a dairy farmer! Card : jtwe

Elevenses Action Draw as many cards as there are players. Give one card to each opponent, from the cards you just drew. Card : Kevan

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