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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Laser Dutch Auction (LDA) cards_3801_3900 thing Thing Comes into play with 20 Cost tokens on it. Destroy a Cost token, or LDA, at the beginning of your turn. Any player may buy LDA, during his/her turn, by paying you one Money token for each Cost token on LDA. Action: Destroy a Cost token to destroy target nonliving Thing. Action Destroy 2 Cost tokens to destroy target living Thing. Goldenboots Variable Activity Level cards_3801_3900 thing Thing d6-1 At the beginning of your turn, roll a d6 or destroy this. If you rolled the die, subtract 1 and take that many Action/Thing plays this turn. Odd plays are Things, even plays are Actions. If you rolled a 1, destroy this. If this is destroyed, any player may claim it. If more than one claim it, roll a die to determine the new owner. Expected value 1.5 Things, 1 Action. Goldenboots Coin on a string cards_3801_3900 thing Thing M1 This counts as a money token. You may use abilities that require you to destroy one money token for free. gill_smoke Recycling Center cards_3801_3900 thing Thing G14 Action: shuffle a thing you control into the draw pile and create a money token. gill_smoke Derissive Comment cards_3801_3900 action_reaction Action Reaction R21 Discard to prevent an action of living thing. When played as an action destroy a money token. gill_smoke Handy Hostage cards_3801_3900 reaction_evil Reaction - Evil 8A Play in response to another player's Action. Choose a Thing belonging to that Player. That player either destroys the Thing or prevents the Action. Bucky Golden Apple cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 9A Action:Give control of Golden Apple to a random opponent and take an extra turn. Bucky Watermelon cards_3801_3900 thing Thing When this is destroyed, put a Watermelon Juice Token on every thing in play. If you can eat one without getting it all over yourself, you're doing it wrong. ChippyYYZ Reincarnation cards_3801_3900 thing Thing Whenever a card is discarded or destroyed, its controller or discarder draws a card at the end of the turn, unless doing so would cause this effect to recur infinitely. "Why should I care about what I am next time? I still don't know what I am this time!" -Gonzo The Great ChippyYYZ The Void Flows Through Me cards_3801_3900 thing Thing Cards that are removed from the game go into your hand instead. ChippyYYZ You Win if... cards_3801_3900 action Action P(W) = 0 You win, if when you play this, you control "Hungry Ghost" and "Bishop Pin" while an opponent controls "When me and Grandpa used to Hunt Dinosaurs", and an opponent (maybe the same one) controls exactly 17 Money tokens. Otherwise, draw a card, and play another Action. As deck size -> infinity, the probability of this happening goes to 0 Goldenboots Capital Gains cards_3801_3900 action Action M19 For every non token thing with a corner value in play draw a card then for every non token thing without a corner value in play discard a card. gill_smoke Corner the Market cards_3801_3900 action Action C12 Take control of all things with corner values gill_smoke Corrosive Thoughts cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 4R You may play this on another player. At the beginning of your turn discard a card. At the end of your turn discard a card if able otherwise destroy this card. There is much hate in you gill_smoke Inexorably Advancing Wall Of Ice cards_3801_3900 thing Thing Every 1000 turns, you may destroy target thing. Destroy this if Global Warming is in play. With credit to xkcd. ChippyYYZ Death Beckons cards_3801_3900 action Action Put all living things in the discard pile. Who's that bell tolling for? ChippyYYZ Fatal Mistake cards_3801_3900 action Action Play in response to an opponent's action destroying a non-blue thing. Destroy all things, each player discards his hand, and eliminate the player who played the previous action. Should've cut the blue wire. ChippyYYZ Dampening Field cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 0A Whenever an opponent plays a Thing during their turn, the turn ends. Bucky Bucky's Advocate cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 0B You may destroy this in response to an Action to prevent that Action. Bucky Recklessness cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 0C You may take an extra action during each of your turns. When you take the extra action, discard a card at random. Bucky You May Already Be a Winner cards_3801_3900 thing Thing If this card is ever indestructible, it is also uneditable. You win, if you control Hungry Ghost and Bishop Pin while opponent(s) control When me and Grandpa used to Hunt Dinosaurs, and The Red Wheelbarrow Action Edit this card to change a boldface Thing name to the name of another Thing that is not now in play. But probably not. Goldenboots Summon cards_3801_3900 action Action 0D Look at the top 15 cards of the draw pile. If any of them are Things, put one of them into play. Then shuffle the draw pile. Bucky Unintended Consequences cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 0E You may play this into the control of any player Whenever you play a Thing, swap two tokens of different types belonging to different players if possible. Bucky Reparation cards_3801_3900 reaction Reaction 0F Play in response to another player destroying one of your Things. They give you two cards from their hand. Bucky Energy Capacitor cards_3801_3900 thing Thing At the end of your turn, create an Energy Token on this card. Remove X Energy Tokens: X=2: Draw a card. X=3: Play an extra Action X=5: Take an extra turn. X=X: Gain X Energy Tokens (not on this card). ChippyYYZ Ctrl-Alt-Del cards_3801_3900 action Action Play at any time. Counter an Action or put a Thing in the discard pile. ChippyYYZ Peruvian Instant Darkness Powder cards_3801_3900 thing Thing Players may not look at cards they draw or at their hands. If a player would play a card, they play a random card instead. All targets are chosen randomly. Unless this came into play this turn, destroy this thing at the end your turn. ChippyYYZ Destroy All Things cards_3801_3900 action Action 0G Do what the title says. Bucky Magnet cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 0H When this comes into play, gain control of all tokens of any one type. Bucky Colony Ship cards_3801_3900 thing_unit Thing-Unit 0I Thing: Discard a card, destroy this and make three copies of a Thing named "Mech Worker" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put them into play. It's on page 19 Bucky Corrupted Bootsector cards_3801_3900 thing Thing When this card comes into play, return it to your hand. Kevan Copycat cards_3801_3900 thing_person Thing Person CC2 When this comes into play replace the rules text with a thing in play, if there are no things in play then the rules text is now blank "What's the deal? If I stop too quick you'll bump into me" -Bub gill_smoke Calmer Heads Will Prevail cards_3801_3900 action Action M9 If you have more money tokens then everybody else put together you win otherwise collect 10 money tokens. gill_smoke Body Shop cards_3801_3900 thing Thing Z20 Action: Destroy 5 zombie tokens put a thing in play into your hand. "I ain't taking my car there" -Bub gill_smoke Trash Compactor cards_3801_3900 thing Thing Action: Destroy a Thing which refers to a token or Thing type that is not currently in play, and draw five cards. Kevan Scavenger Bot cards_3801_3900 thing_worker_unit Thing - Worker Unit 0J Action:Move a random card in the discard pile to your hand. Bucky Soul Fragment cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 0K When you play this, choose an opponent. If they are eliminated, you are also eliminated. Action:Use the Action ability of a Thing belonging to the chosen player. Bucky Demotivational Poster cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 0L Whenever an opponent reads this, they discard a card. Action:Do nothing. Dvorak:Shouldn't you be working now? Bucky "...The Heck?" cards_3801_3900 action Action o_0 Create a new player named The Juggernaut. This player immediately destroys all things and removes himself from the game. Dude, who was that guy? ChippyYYZ Wronski Feint cards_3801_3900 action Action When you play this card, throw it and announce that the last one to touch it is eliminated. Don't tell them you're lying. Take an extra turn. Dear Reader: He was lying. ChippyYYZ The Oldest Trick In The Book cards_3801_3900 action Action Exchange the control of two things. References ^The Book, Vol. 1, pg. 5 ChippyYYZ Campaign for Conformity cards_3801_3900 action Action 0M If you control at least 10 Things, and all of your Things have the same name, you win the game. Bucky Reconstitute cards_3801_3900 action Action 0N Destroy any number of your tokens. Choose a Thing in the discard pile with a number of words in its name equal to the number of tokens you destroyed and put it into play. Bucky Secondary Keystone cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 0O To keep your universe running smoothly even if the primary Keystone goes down. Bucky Replace the voices with light cards_3801_3900 action Action E2 Destroy all living things, create an energy for each thing destroyed. gill_smoke Twin Strike cards_3801_3900 action_reaction Action Reaction R20 Discard this card when you use a destroy effect, pick 2 targets instead of one. When played as an action destroy 2 living things. gill_smoke Careful Strike cards_3801_3900 action_reaction Action Reaction R19 Discard this card when an action would be blocked, Blocked action proceeds. When played as an action destroy a living thing. gill_smoke Parody cards_3801_3900 action Action 0P Change one word on a Thing's Action ability until the end of the turn. Then use that Action ability once. Bucky Auto-Nuker cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 0Q Whenever a player draws a card, Auto-Nuker destroys all of their Things Bucky Restrictor Node cards_3801_3900 thing_node Thing-Node 0R Your opponents' maximum hand size is reduced by the number of Nodes you control. Bucky Shanghi cards_3801_3900 thing_rule_ Thing (rule) All players may use the discard pile as a draw pile but must take 2 cards when they do. I'll buy that card too -Bub gill_smoke Screw all ya all cards_3801_3900 action Action Every player except you discards their hand, if they had no cards in thier hand destroy all things they control instead. gill_smoke If I can hit it say hunh. cards_3801_3900 action Action Before revaling this card to play say the title of the card aloud as fast as you can, every player who questions what you said destroys a thing they control. in an online game a random player destroys a thing they control. gill_smoke Corner Erosion cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 0S Action:Destroy a thing with a zero in its cornervalue. Action:Decrease all numbers in target Thing's cornervalue by one. Bucky Bottled Surprise cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 0T When Bottled Surprise is destroyed, draw three cards and immediately play them. Be careful, it might be radioactive. Bucky Glitch Beam cards_3801_3900 action Action 0U Change target Thing's text to "Any player may spend a token to destroy this at any time". That wasn't supposed to happen Bucky Eye Of The Basilisk cards_3801_3900 action Action : ) Replace a thing with a Stone Token. If an opponent would cause you to reveal this card from your hand, they are eliminated. With credit to xkcd. ChippyYYZ Bottled Zombie Gas cards_3801_3900 thing Thing When this is destroyed, Replace all living things in play with Zombie Tokens. And you thought Bottled Fart was gross. ChippyYYZ Elemental Breakdown cards_3801_3900 thing Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller gains two Tokens of its element (if it had one) or one Token of one of the following types of their choice: Fire, Water, Ice, Earth, Air, Void, or Energy. ChippyYYZ Compulsory Haiku cards_3801_3900 action Action 5-7-5 Choose a Target Thing Reduce the text's syllables To just seventeen. As the ducks fly South/Eliminated players/Kick target winner. Goldenboots Chop Shop cards_3801_3900 thing Thing Z19 Action: Destoy all zombie tokens you control reveal a card from the draw pile for every zombie token destroyed, put things into you hand, discard the rest. "I just don't trust them" -Bub gill_smoke Killing Fields cards_3801_3900 thing Thing Z18 Whenever a living thing is destroyed put a body token on killing fields. Action (global): Destroy a body token create a zombie token The wind whispers of fear and hate. The war has killed love. And those that confess to the Angka are punished, and no one dare ask where they go. Here, only the silent survive. -Dith Pran gill_smoke Screw your neighbor cards_3801_3900 action Action In turn order All players destroy a thing of the next player. gill_smoke Unintended Consequences cards_3801_3900 thing Thing Whenever anyone plays an Action card, they must draw and reveal a card; if it's an Action, they must play it immediately. Otherwise, they must discard it. Kevan Midget's Rights Group cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 0V Other players' cards cannot target the player with the fewest cards in his hand or that player's things. I stand on the shoulders of the midgets who came before me. Bucky R2 Reprint cards_3801_3900 action Action 0W Create and play a Thing with the same text and tile as target Thing but with a cornervalue of 'R2' Bucky Real Life Calls cards_3801_3900 action Action 0X Remove yourself from the game. You may return to the game at any later time before it ends. You retain any Things in play and cards in hand you had when you left. Bucky Hikikomori cards_3801_3900 thing Thing J7 Put over a living thing it considered blank Action: You may destroy this card by destroying 10 therapy tokens. Action and Thing: create a therapy token. gill_smoke Otaku cards_3801_3900 thing Thing J6 Attach to a living thing, it gains the following rules text Action: Create an obsessive token. gill_smoke Cross Quarter Days cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 8Q Action: Destroy this card and all day tokens to take aditional action for every day token destroyed Thing: create day token. gill_smoke Elemental Jewel of Earth cards_3801_3900 thing_jewel Thing-Jewel 0Y Things with Earth tokens on them cannot be destroyed Action:Gain an Earth token Action:Move an Earth Token onto a non-Jewel Thing. Earth, protect my kin Bucky Retrospective Musings cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 0Z At the start of your turn, destroy this, then draw one card for every card by Bucky in the discard pile that has a cornervalue in number-letter format. Bucky Russian Roulette cards_3801_3900 action Action In an order of your choosing, roll a six-sided die for each non-Token Thing on the table. Stop if you roll a six, and destroy the Thing you were rolling for. Kevan Charity Ray cards_3801_3900 action Action Choose a number and an opponent. That opponent gives that number of things they control to other players. ChippyYYZ Negative Plane cards_3801_3900 thing_universe Thing - Universe Things go to the discard pile when played. Things that are discarded may be put into play instead. Destroy effects may target Things in the discard pile. A Thing destroyed in this way is returned to play under its destroyer's control. ChippyYYZ Goalie cards_3801_3900 thing Thing If you would be targeted by an action, destroy Goalie and prevent that action. For the record, this a Soccer/Football Goalie, not Hockey. ChippyYYZ Red Ink Shortage cards_3801_3900 thing Thing stet Any attempt to edit a card's text requires the player to pay for the red ink in one of these ways: (1) discard an Action from hand (2) destroy a red Thing he/she controlls (3) sacrificing a Money token. If a card demands an edit and its controller can't pay for the red ink, either the card is destroyed or the player's other Things are destroyed, by vote of the player's opponents. Goldenboots Time Dilator cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 1W If you ever take four turns in a row, you win the game. At the end of your turn, you may discard three cards and destroy two of your Tokens to take an extra turn. Bucky Voltraiser cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 2W If you ever control 12 Energy Tokens at the start of your turn, you win the game. Action:Gain an Energy Token Bucky Prison Break cards_3801_3900 action Action Look at an opponent's hand - take a Thing card from it (if there's one there) and put it into play under your control. Kevan Coins on Elastic cards_3801_3900 thing Thing If you ever discard a card, return it to your hand immediately. Kevan MMA Tourny cards_3801_3900 action Action Remove all living things in play with destroy effects from the game shuffle them deal one to every player. gill_smoke Ring of Dark Errie Vaporous Etheralness cards_3801_3900 thing Thing M12 Attach to a living thing, they can't be the target of destroy effects. "There is no limit to how many redundant adjectives you can have." - Corrigan gill_smoke Out of thin Air cards_3801_3900 action Action Put a copy of a non thing non action card from the Archive into play Red Herring and FNORD come to mind gill_smoke Do You Feel Lucky, Punk? cards_3801_3900 thing Thing Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may discard a card from your hand. If it's an Action card, negate the effects of their Action. Kevan Seen It cards_3801_3900 thing Thing If an opponent plays an Action card which you have already seen being played or have seen in their hand, earlier this game, then its card text is considered to be blank. Kevan Floodwaters cards_3801_3900 thing Thing If there are five more Water tokens than Sandbag tokens in play, destroy all Things. Action: Put a Sandbag or Water token into play. Any player may play this ability. Kevan Mercy Rule cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 3W When you play this, draw two cards. Each player's score is equal to the number of Tokens they control, plus five times the number of other Things they control, plus five times the number of cards in their hand. Action:Eliminate a player whose score is less than yours by at least 50. Any player may use this Action. Bucky Food Chain cards_3801_3900 thing Thing Action: Destroy a token, if there are more tokens of a single different type in play. Kevan Hellraiser cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 4W If you ever control 10 Fire Tokens at the start of your turn, you win the game. Whenever you destroy an opponent's Thing or make an opponent discard a card, gain a Fire token. Bucky Fundraiser cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 5W If you ever control 15 Money Tokens at the start of your turn, you win the game. At the start of each of your turns, gain a Money token. Bucky Zombified Friend cards_3801_3900 thing Thing Z21 You may play this on another player, whenever a living thing you control uses an ability replace the card with a Zombie token. "You OK? You don't look so good Ted" -Ted's ex Friend gill_smoke Magic Mart cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 4M Action (global): destroy all your money tokens with a minimum of 10. Create a copy of a magic related card from the archive. Ray guns are not magic -Ducky gill_smoke Token Copycat cards_3801_3900 thing Thing CC3 Whenever an opponent creates token, This card does too. Whenever an opponent destroy tokens they own so do you, if you cannot destroy the right kind of token you may substitute a different type otherwise destroy this card. gill_smoke The Good Stuff cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 6W If you ever control 20 Things at the start of your turn, you win the game. Thing:Gain a Token. Bucky No Finger Left Behind cards_3801_3900 thing Thing 7W Your maximum hand size is increased by 2. If any player has 10 or more cards in their hand, they win the game. Bucky Pocket Mulching II: Attack of the Vegans cards_3801_3900 action Action Remove target card in the discard pile from the game. Gain a Mulch token. If you control three Mulch tokens, you win the game. Oh, it's so decomposed! jtwe Electrodynamic Thingulator cards_3801_3900 thing Thing When you play a card with a corner value, you may choose a number in that card's corner value. If you do, gain that many tokens of any type of your choice. It works using the most advanced shoobulatative principles. jtwe The Big Book of Pirate Insults cards_3801_3900 thing Thing Action: Gain an Insult token. Action: Roll an eight-sided die. If your roll is less than or equal to the number of Insult tokens you control, destroy target Thing. You fight like a dairy farmer! jtwe Elevenses cards_3801_3900 action Action Draw as many cards as there are players. Give one card to each opponent, from the cards you just drew. Kevan