Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3701-3800


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Name	Set	ImageFile	Type	CornerValue	Text	FlavorText	Creator
Butterfly Net	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		Whenever an opponent discards a card, put it into your hand.		Kevan
Battery	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		At the beginning of your turn, draw an extra card.  You may play an extra card each turn. At the end of your turn, discard a random card.		ChippyYYZ
Stairway To Heaven	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		When you play this, destroy it unless you destroy 10,000 money tokens you control.    Oh, and you don't win the game.	Really makes you wonder.	ChippyYYZ
Rorshach Attack	cards_3701_3800	action	Action		Play in response to a player drawing one or more cards.  They discard a random card instead.		ChippyYYZ
Killer Octopus	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	K8	Indestructible. Place 8 Kill tokens on this card. Each turn, you must destroy one Kill token, and may destroy a second Kill token to destroy a Thing. When opponent's action destroys a Thing, place a Kill token on this. Kill tokens cannot be created, removed, or destroyed except as this card instructs. When there are no more Kill tokens on this, you are eliminated.		Goldenboots
Death Takes Bribes	cards_3701_3800	reaction	Reaction		Play as a reaction to being eliminated. You must pay 10 Money tokens, already in your possession, to the eliminating player and are not eliminated.	Perhaps we can come to some arrangement?	Goldenboots
Death Plays Speed Infinite Dvorak for your SOUL	cards_3701_3800	reaction	Reaction		Play as a reaction to being eliminated. You and the eliminating player take the draw pile and play a 2 minute game of Infinite Dvorak, disputes judged by all players present. 10 seconds is allowed for each turn; when the time is up the turn is over. If you win that game, you replace the eliminating player in the original game.	ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE CHESS?	Goldenboots
The Cake Is A Lie!	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	31F	Destroy all food related things and tokens. If there are none create 3 strawberry candy tokens.		Lost resurrected by gill_smoke
Supertaster	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	F31	Owner cannot control other things with flavor text.	"She's so bland oatmeal is spicy to her."-Bub	gill_smoke
Secret Recipes	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	F29M	Whenever you create a food related token create a money token too.		gill_smoke
Masked Ball	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		At the start of each player's turn, pick a random Thing belonging to that player and give control of it to a random opponent of theirs.		Kevan
Behind the Sofa	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		All opponents' Things have blank card text during your turn.		Kevan
Automatthew's Friend	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		Indestructible.   Action Eliminate yourself.	Mortal Engines, Stanislaw Lem.	Goldenboots
Zesty	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	F32	Take control of a thing with flavor text.		gill_smoke
Conformal Coating	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	Ch 5	Remove the Type of all tokens in play.		gill_smoke
Chocolate Coating	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	Ch 4	Change the type of all tokens in play to Chocolate.		gill_smoke
Gold Coating	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	Ch 3	Change the type of all tokens in play to Money.		ChippyYYZ
Dead Coating	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	Ch 2	Change the type of all tokens in play to Zombie.		ChippyYYZ
Cheap Plastic Coating	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	Ch 1	Change the type of all tokens in play to Cheap Plastic Trophy.		ChippyYYZ
Cornucopia	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	F35	At the beginning of your turn create a food token.		gill_smoke
Gurgitator	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	h15	Action: Destroy 15 food items, create a money token.		gill_smoke
Avenaceous	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	V10	Change the type of all tokens in play to Oat tokens.		gill_smoke
Nanobot Swarm	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		Whenever a token comes into play, you may choose its type.		Kevan
Summoner's Pet	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		If this card is destroyed to activate a summoning ability, return it to your hand and draw a card.	The deck is still Finite!	ChippyYYZ
Cowboy Opera Rap	cards_3701_3800	action_song	Action-Song	1Z	All other players discard two cards.		Bucky
DDA Nukes Everything	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	2Z	Destroy all things and fail all other pending Actions and DoVs.	BUCKY WUZ HARE	Bucky
Recursive Suicide Pact	cards_3701_3800	action	Action		No Reactions may be played against Recursive Suicide Pact. Choose a player that has played Recursive Suicide Pact no more than once, if available. That player is eliminated - but first that player plays a copy of Recursive Suicide Pact.	One minute to play, 10 minutes to figure out.	Goldenboots
Slow Motion	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		Action cards may only be played if they were revealed during their player's previous turn. Players may reveal Action cards at any time.		Kevan
Crop Failure	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	F34	Destroy all food related things.		gill_smoke
On the Dole	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		Attach to a living thing. At the beginning of your turn destroy a money token or this card and the one attached. Action: Create a copy of this card and put it in your hand.		gill_smoke
Goverment Cheese	cards_3701_3800	thing_food	Thing food	F33			gill_smoke
Deadly Card Flick	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		Whenever you play an Action card, it reads "Destroy a Thing." instead of its usual text.		Kevan
Denial of Service	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	3Z	When you play this card, gain four Bandwidth Tokens  If there are any Bandwidth Tokens in play, all Action abilities read "Action:Destroy a Bandwidth Token".		Bucky
Unstable Lightning Blast	cards_3701_3800	action	Action		If you discard this card, you are eliminated. Put this card into target player's hand.  They discard a random card.	You'd think Ganondorf would eventually learn.	ChippyYYZ
Philanthropism	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		You may give control of anything you control to another player at any time.		ChippyYYZ
All Hands On Deck!	cards_3701_3800	action	Action		Each player may play any number of Things from their hand.		ChippyYYZ
Incoming!	cards_3701_3800	action	Action		A chosen opponent may return any number of Things they control to their hand. After they've done so, you must destroy a Thing.		Kevan
Bait and Switch	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		Whenever a non-token Thing you control would be destroyed, you may return it to your hand and discard a Thing card from your hand instead.		Kevan
Jenga	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		Thing cards may not be played. Action: Return a Thing other than this one to its controller's hand. Any player may play this ability.		Kevan
Vegetable Garden	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	F36	Thing: create a Vegetable token. Action: Destroy a Vegetable token and create a copy of a Vegetable from the archive and put into play.		gill_smoke
Organic Recycler	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	h14	Action: destroy a food related thing, create an energy token.		gill_smoke
Anorexic Model	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	h13	Owner may not control a food item. Action: create a money token.		gill_smoke
Secret Satan	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		Action: Choose two players. The first player puts a token into play, of a type chosen by the second player.		Kevan
The Eye of a Needle	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		If a player controls any tokens, they cannot win the game.		Kevan
Echo Chamber	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	4Z	When you play an Action card from your hand, put it onto Echo Chamber instead of into the discard pile.  At the start of your turn, play all Action cards on Echo Chamber.		Bucky
Empty Bottle	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	5Z	When Empty Bottle is destroyed, put it in the discard pile	"Aww, I thought there was something cool inside."	Bucky
Necromancy Node	cards_3701_3800	thing_node	Thing-Node	6Z	Action:Take control of one Undead Thing for each Node in play. Action:Gain a Zombie Token for each Node in play.		Bucky
Farm Node	cards_3701_3800	thing_node	Thing-Node	7Z	Action:  Gain a Food Token for each Node in play.		ChippyYYZ
Suicide Node	cards_3701_3800	thing_node	Thing-Node	8Z	Action:  Destroy a Node for each Node in play.		ChippyYYZ
Defibrillator	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		Action:   Destroy an Energy Token you control to put the top thing in the discard pile into play under your control.		ChippyYYZ
The Nick of Time	cards_3701_3800	action	Action		Draw five cards; play one of them and discard the other four.		Kevan
Hermes	cards_3701_3800	thing_god	Thing god		Possesor determines the outcome of all random events.  Action (global):Flip a coin if heads create a money token.		gill_smoke
Time Node	cards_3701_3800	thing_node	Thing Node	N-1	Action: put a copy of a node from the archive into your hand		gill_smoke
Virus Node	cards_3701_3800	thing_node	Thing Node	N 5	Action and Thing: Change the Type of up to n non token things in play to Thing Node where n is the number of nodes in play.		gill_smoke
Card Recycling Plant	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		Action: Discard any number of cards and put as many Pulp tokens into play. Action: Destroy a Pulp token you control and draw a card.		Kevan
Victory Node	cards_3701_3800	thing_node	Thing-Node	7Z	Thing:Win the game once for every ten Nodes in play (round down).		Bucky
Assassin Node	cards_3701_3800	thing_node	Thing-Node	8Z	Thing:Eliminate one opponent for every five Nodes in play.  If there aren't enough available opponents, eliminate all of them.	Round down on this one, too.	Bucky
Decoy	cards_3701_3800	thing_player_opponent	Thing-Player Opponent	9Z	Decoy does not have turns or a hand and may not make any decisions.  You may use Decoy's Things as if you controlled them.  If Decoy would win the game, you win instead.  If Decoy would be eliminated, destroy it instead.		Bucky
Mitosis	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	1Y	At the beginning of your turn, choose a token.  Its controller gains another token of that type.		ChippyYYZ
Eraser Node	cards_3701_3800	thing_node	Thing-Node	2Y	Action:  Erase the last n words of target thing, where n is the number of Nodes in play. Nonsensical sentences are disregarded.		ChippyYYZ
Mega Insult	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	3Z	Target player gains a This Token Is Symbolic Of Your Mom Token.  Destroy all Tokens with 7-word names and draw a card for each.	Oh, It's ON Now.	ChippyYYZ
Card Factory	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	1A	Thing:Gain a Wood token Action:Target Wood Token becomes a Paper Token  Once per turn, you may destroy one of your Paper Tokens to draw a card.		Bucky
Eightfold Strike	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	2A	Destroy a Thing unless its controller discards eight cards.		Bucky
Peacekeeper	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its controller gains control of this Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing.		Kevan
Crap Node	cards_3701_3800	thing_node	Thing Node	N19	Action: Create a Cheap plastic trophy token for every Node in play.		gill_smoke
Replicating Node	cards_3701_3800	thing_node	Thing Node	N18	Action and Thing: create n copies of a thing in play where n is the number of Nodes in play.		gill_smoke
Patent pending	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	29M	When this is destroyed create 10 money tokens.		gill_smoke
Everything Is A Piñata!	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	Olé	Whenever a thing is destroyed, Its controller gains three Candy Tokens and each other player gains one. Whenever an attempt to destroy a thing is unsuccesful, the thing's controller gains one Candy Token.		ChippyYYZ
Shoulder To The Plow	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		All "Action:'" abilities now read "'Action and Thing:"		ChippyYYZ
Silver Trophy	cards_3701_3800	action	Action		Leave the game as though you have won, but keep this card.  When the game ends, You are considered to be one place behind any players who won, and one place above any players who lost.	Its okay, Germany got 2nd in the war.  They did alright.	ChippyYYZ
Messenger Pidgeon	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	3A	Action+Thing:Return Messenger Pidgeon to your hand and draw a card.		Bucky
sudo rm -r /*	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	4A	Put all cards in the discard pile.	Do not try this at home.  Do not try it anywhere else, either.	Bucky
Rotating Stop Sign	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		The boldface text below is a rule. When a player attempts to play something banned by the rule, they fail for this turn, but the phrase after "No" is changed, in cyclic order, Actions -> Things -> Card Action Abilities -> Reactions  -> Actions.   No Actions may be played. 		Goldenboots
Token Node	cards_3701_3800	thing_node	Thing Node	N22	Action: Create a Node token for every non token Node in play.		gill_smoke
Tree Node	cards_3701_3800	thing_node	Thing Node	N21	Thing: Create a tree token for every Node in play.		gill_smoke
Bank Node	cards_3701_3800	thing_node	Thing Node	N20	Action: Create a money token for every Node in play.		gill_smoke
Transformer Rush	cards_3701_3800	action	Action		Destroy all non-token Things you control. For each one destroyed, draw a card and play it immediately.		Kevan
Snowbank	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		If there are six Snow tokens in play, destroy all Things. Action: Put a Snow token into play. Any player may play this ability.		Kevan
Rob	cards_3701_3800	action	Action		Gain control of all of target player's tokens.		ChippyYYZ
"Would you kindly..."	cards_3701_3800	action	Action		Give target player a card from your hand or choose an Action ability of a thing they control.  They must play that card/ability.		ChippyYYZ
Evaporate	cards_3701_3800	action	Action		Put target thing on top of the deck.		ChippyYYZ
Relativity	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		You may play either an  Action  or a Thing any time you may play either an Action or a Thing. You may skip the Action or Thing part of your turn and gain an Energy token.	Energy, shmenergy!.	Goldenboots
Antonín Dvořák	cards_3701_3800	action	Action		Any players who wish may attempt to pronounce the composer's name. Any judged to have succeeded may draw a card. Hints: There is no DUH, the 'Dv' sound like in English "advance". The letter ř is pronounced by rolling an r and saying "zh" like 'su' in 'pleasure', at the same time. All first syllables are stressed but short, all accented syllables are about twice as long.		Goldenboots
All-Star Pitcher	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	5A	Action:Put a Strike Token on a non-token Thing Thing:Destroy a Thing with three Strike tokens on it.		Bucky
Bertrand Russel	cards_3701_3800	thing_philosopher	Thing Philosopher	P14	Math is the truth of logic, things without a corner value may not use action abilities.		gill_smoke
Søren Kierkegaard	cards_3701_3800	thing_philosopher	Thing Philosopher	P13	All of this is too absurd. When this comes into play from your hand Destroy all things in play except this. All players' things must have a unique action ability with new things destroying the old thing with the same ability. Things without action abilities are considered to have the rules text "Action: this does nothing."  Action: destroy an absurd token.		gill_smoke
Zeno	cards_3701_3800	thing_philosopher	Thing Philosopher	P3	While you control a token no other player may use action abilities on cards they control. '''Action (global): Destroy a token.	"I'll prove there is no motion."-Zeno	gill_smoke
Minefield	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		Whenever a Thing comes into play, if there is a Mine token in play, destroy the Thing and a Mine token. Action: Put a Mine token into play.		Kevan
You're too emo for me	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	e2	Target living thing, has no card text.		gill_smoke
Zombified Salesman	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	Z11	Action: Discard a card, create a money token	"What was he sellin?" -Bub	gill_smoke
Junk bonds	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	M12	at the beginning of your turn flip a coin if Heads get money token if Tails destroy money token if able.		gill_smoke
Take Two	cards_3701_3800	action	Action		Gain control of two target things.		ChippyYYZ
Take Five	cards_3701_3800	action	Action		Skip your next turn.		ChippyYYZ
Rising Thunder Dragon Blade SuperCombo	cards_3701_3800	action	Action		Play two extra actions.  Eliminate target player who has had at least three things destroyed this turn.	FATALITY!!!	ChippyYYZ
Zombal Infection	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing	z8	discard a card at the end of your turn and create a Zombie token. When you have no more cards at the beginning of your turn pass Zombal Infection to another player.		gill_smoke
Z pak	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	Z10	Create 10 zombie tokens.		gill_smoke
Daily Devotional	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	G1	Remove a zombie from play for every living thing you control.		gill_smoke
Evil Beam	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	6A	Destroy a Thing.  If it was a Living thing, gain a Zombie token.		Bucky
Power of Teamwork	cards_3701_3800	action	Action	7A	Choose up to five of your Things and use an Action ability belonging to each.		Bucky
Hard Bargain	cards_3701_3800	thing	Thing		Thing: Take control of target nonliving Thing, not listed below.  Write any Thing's name below, and give this card to the former owner of the Thing you took.   Things that are immune to Hard Bargain:		Goldenboots

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