Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3601-3700

I'll Come In Again Action Choose a player. Return all of their non-token Things to their hand. Card : Kevan	Sudoku X6 Thing If any player, during his/her turn, has exactly 9 non-token Things that each have a different digit from 1 to 9 in the cornervalue, and no other non-token Things, that player wins. Action Change a digit in a cornervalue you control to a random digit. Card : Goldenboots	Scrabble S1 Thing If any player, during his/her turn, has exactly 7 non-token Things that each have a single letter in the cornervalue, and no other non-token Things, that player wins if he/she can demonstrate an English word (no proper nouns or abbreviations) made of those 7 letters. Action Replace up to 3 cornervalue letters you control with random Scrabble tiles from Kevan.org Card : Goldenboots
Technical Difficulties R15 Action Reaction Discard to prevent an action of inanimate thing. When played as an action destroy an inanimate thing. Card : gill_smoke	Wardrobe Malfunction J1/2 Thing Remove this card from the game to prevent an action. Card : gill_smoke	Fluffy cat Thing "It's my eating, sleeping, pooping fuzzy footrest" -Bub Card : gill_smoke
Item Duplication Glitch Thing Action: Discard a card to replace the text of target thing with the text of another target thing. It's easy. Just put the item in the bank, save the game, then take it out of the bank and equip it, and... Card : ChippyYYZ	Cheat Code Of *Omniscience* Thing You may not win the game. You may look through the deck or at any player's hand at any time. Card : ChippyYYZ	Infinite Money Glitch Thing You are considered to control a countably infinite amount of Money Tokens. ...and go to the Dwarf Weaponsmith and sell him something, and when you're bartering choose option C each time, until... Card : ChippyYYZ

Player Killfile *plonk* Thing No effect unless there are at least three active players. Write an opponent's name below. That player's Things, Actions, and plays in the game never affect you in any way. If only that player remains in the game with you, destroy this. Killfiled player: ________________. Card : Goldenboots	Designer Killfile *plonk* Thing Select a card designer. You may no longer play or control cards designed by that designer (destroy/discard all such). If you draw a card by that designer, discard it and draw again. No card by that designer may be used by another player to affect you or your Things or counter your Actions. Killfiled designer: ________________. Goldenboots won't STAY killfiled long. Card : Goldenboots	Deadly Disease Thing Put a new disease token under your control at the end of every turn. Any player who controls ten or more disease tokens loses the game. Action: For every disease token you control, put half that many(rounded up) new ones under target opponent's control. Card : CashCrazed
AIG Thing At the start of every turn, take a money token from every opponent who has one. If nobody else has any money tokens, destroy this Thing, then gain 100 money tokens in executive compensation. Robbing the taxpayers blind since 2008. Card : CashCrazed	Action Figure Thing You may perform an extra action every turn, but only if it is used for a Thing's action ability. Card : CashCrazed	Hungry Guest h21 Thing At the beginning of your turn destroy a food item if able or destroy Hungry guest. Action: Destroy a food item remove one of your things from play. Card : gill_smoke
Cocktail Peanuts F11 Thing Food When this is destroyed shuffle it into the draw pile. Card : gill_smoke	Mixed Nuts F10 Thing Food When this is destroyed shuffle it into the discard pile. Card : gill_smoke	Cry Witch Thing Any player may use this card's Action Abilities. Action: Create a Witchery Token under target player's control. Action: Eliminate target player with at least 4 Witchery Tokens. Card : ChippyYYZ

Cheat Code of *Create Item* Thing You may not win the game. Thing: Create a copy of a publicly visible Thing card and put it into your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Infinite Exp. Glitch Thing Action: Create a Monster Token and destroy it. Draw a card. ...then enter the West room, kill one of them, then leave, then when you go in again... Card : ChippyYYZ	Jealousy Thing You may skip your entire turn and discard your hand to take control of target Thing controlled by an opponent. Action and Thing Discard a card to use an Action or Thing ability of target opponent-controlled Thing. The opponent may not use this ability on his/her next turn. Card : Goldenboots
Spite Thing Any Thing with a Spite token on it may not use any Action abilities, and anyone claiming to win the game using ruletext from a Thing with a Spite token on it must toss a coin: heads they win, tails they are eliminated. Any player may move a Spite token off a Thing they control to any other Thing as the last act of their turn. Action Play a Spite token on a Thing you control. Card : Goldenboots	Malice Thing On any turn, you may choose to do any or all of the following: lose a turn, discard your hand, or destroy all of your non-token Things. Target opponent does the same. nyah nyah nyah NYAH nyah! Card : Goldenboots	Simple Living Action If you control no Things and every opponent controls at least one, you win the game. Card : CashCrazed
Mortality Thing When this card is played, each player puts one Player token named after himself under his control. If a player's named token is destroyed, that player loses the game. If another player gains control of it, that player now plays out the other player's turn as if it were his own. (after all, he controls him) Card : CashCrazed	Communication Problems Thing As long as this card is in play, any player who says the word "card", "draw", "discard", "action", or "thing" must immediately discard a card. Card : CashCrazed	Punish the Arrogant 7Y Action Destroy all non-Token Things. Card : Bucky

Purge the Weak 8Y Action Destroy all Tokens. Card : Bucky	Humble the Proud 9Y Action All players discard their hands. Card : Bucky	Low-Budget Game Show Thing If a player would win the game, they draw ten cards instead. Card : Kevan
Sad Violin Thing Action: If your hand is empty, draw a card. Card : Kevan	The Nostradamus Gambit Action Name a card. Reveal the top card of the draw pile - if it's the card you named, you win the game. Card : Kevan	Filibuster Thing When this comes into play, each player receives a Filibuster token. Any player may destroy a Filibuster token they control as a reaction to prevent the play of an Action card. Prevented player may take another action but may not play the prevented card this turn. Card : Goldenboots
Doomsday Clock 2355 Thing Comes into play with 5 Minute Tokens. Destroy a Minute Token at the beginning of each of your turns, and whenever a non-Token Thing is destroyed. When there are no Minute Tokens on this, the game ends and the player controlling the most living Things wins. If there is no such single player, the player with the most Money tokens wins, otherwise the game is drawn. Card : Goldenboots	Panic Action Return all living Things to their controllers' hands. Card : Kevan	Rutabegga F15 Thing Vegetable If this is ever sacrificed for food get two money tokens. "Why would you eat that?"-Bub Card : gill_smoke

Hungry Ghost h12 Thing You may play this on another. At the beginning of your turn destroy a food item if able or be eliminated. Action: Destroy a food item remove a thing from play. Card : gill_smoke	Star Fruit F14 Thing Food If sacrificed for an action ability return it to your hand. "Does anybody ever eat that?"-Bub Card : gill_smoke	Power Nap Action Draw three cards and skip your next turn. Card : Kevan
Heroes' Feast Action Give each player 5 Food Tokens. Card : ChippyYYZ	Reocurring Nightmare Action If this card would be discarded, you may play it instead. Destroy a thing, return this card to your hand, and discard a random card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Brainwave Overload Action Discard a card. Each player with more than four cards in their hand discards half of their hand, rounded up. Card : ChippyYYZ
Tidy Up! 10X Thing When this comes into play, each player must arrange all his/her tokens so that each token is on a Thing card (not this one). Tokens already on cards may not be moved. Any Thing with 10 or more tokens on it is considered to be blank. When a Thing is destroyed, all tokens on it are also destroyed. Global Action: rearrange your Tokens, except those created on a particular Thing. Card : Goldenboots	Can of Olives exp2003 Thing This is a food item. However, for any purpose calling for a food item, this one may not be chosen ahead of anything else. I thought we gave that away to the last food drive! Card : Goldenboots	Pursuit Q1 Thing If available, place a stack of cards from any trivia question game next to the draw pile. Players may draw from either pile; if they choose a trivia card, another player will ask them all the questions on it. If a majority are answered correctly, player may choose a prize below: Prize 1 Draw three cards from the regular draw pile. Prize 2 Destroy a Thing you control. Card : Goldenboots

Remove the Head or Destroy the Brain Thing Whenever a living Thing would be destroyed, any player may discard a card. If no player chooses to, the Thing is not destroyed. Card : Kevan	T Bone Steak F13 Thing Food When this is destroyed create a bone token and remove this card from the game. Card : gill_smoke	Artificial Reef R88 Thing At the end of your turn you may create a fish token. "I'm having fish for dinner tonight" -Bruce Card : gill_smoke
Orange F12 Thing Food May be discarded to satisfy an action ability Card : gill_smoke	Free Upgrade Action Destroy a non-token Thing you control. Look at an opponent's hand and take a Thing card from it, if they have one. Put it into play under your control. Card : Kevan	Soup Kitchen Thing Action: Create a Soup Token and give control of Soup Kitchen to the player with the least food. If multiple players tie for least food, you choose which one of them gets Soup Kitchen. Card : ChippyYYZ
Fire And Flames Action Target player discards two cards. Card : ChippyYYZ	Dual Wielding Thing You may not play things. You may play twice as many actions per turn. Action: Return this card to your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bugles F18 Thing Food When this comes into play, draw a card. Card : gill_smoke

Nervous Eater h17 Thing Action: destroy a food item, play a thing. Card : gill_smoke	Carrots F16 Thing Vegetable If this is ever sacrificed for food draw a card. "Shouldn't this card be orange?" -Dan, Bub's Brother Card : gill_smoke	Sentry Thing If an opponent's Thing would use an Action ability to destroy a Thing you control, the ability has no effect, and the opponent's Thing is destroyed instead. Card : Kevan
Dispenser Thing Action: Put a token of any type into play. If you have no cards in your hand, draw a card. Card : Kevan	Teleporter Thing At the end of any player's turn, you may put a non-token Thing you control on top of the draw pile. Card : Kevan	Mindshatter Action Put this card in target player's hand. They discard random cards until this card is discarded. Card : ChippyYYZ
Mindweave Thing All player's hands are pooled into one community hand. Maximum hand size is the sum of each player's max hand size. When this card leaves play or if the above ability stops for some reason, discard the hand and each player draws a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Corrupted Hypermode Thing At the end of your turn, draw an extra card. If your hand is ever empty, destroy Corrupted Hypermode. You have no maximum hand size. If you have five or more cards in your hand, you are eliminated. Action: Destroy a thing other than this one. Card : ChippyYYZ	Bummer! Action Play this card as soon as you draw it. Your turn ends immediately. Card : CashCrazed

Slot Machine Thing Action: Pick a token you control, then flip this card in the air. If it lands face up, put 2 more tokens of that type into play. If it lands face down, destroy the token. Card : CashCrazed	Brand Loyalty Thing When you put this card into play, name an author. Every time you would draw a card, draw through the deck until you get a card by that author, (discard everything else). If there are no cards by that author left in the deck, destroy this Thing. Card : CashCrazed	Bok Choy F20 Thing Vegetable If this is ever sacrificed for food play a thing. Card : gill_smoke
Overeater h14 Thing Action: Destroy a food item. draw a card. You gonna finish that? Card : gill_smoke	Peas F19 Thing Vegetable when you play this from you hand you may create a copy and shuffle it into the draw pile. Card : gill_smoke	Back to Nature Action Destroy all non-living Things. Card : Kevan
Twenty Questions Action Pick an opponent with at least one card in their hand, and indicate a random card from their hand. Play twenty questions to guess the title of that card - if you guess it (with synonyms being acceptable), you win the game. If you don't, discard your hand. Card : Kevan	Macrobiotic Sandwich F22 Thing Food If this is ever sacrificed for food create a money token. What is in that? -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Bulimic Teen h15 Thing Action: Destroy a food item, put a card from the discard pile into your hand. "Like gag me with a spoon" Card : gill_smoke

Leeks F21 Thing Vegetable If this is ever sacrificed for food you may play a food item from your hand. Card : gill_smoke	Kryptonite Thing When this comes into play, choose a thing. That thing's text is blank while this is in play. Card : ChippyYYZ	Red Shift Thing All cards are considered to be red in addition to their actual color. Card : ChippyYYZ
Tangled Up In Blue Thing Play this under any player's control. Your maximum hand size is reduced by the number of blue things you control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Fishing pole h12 Thing at the end of your turn you may put a card from the discard pile into your hand, if you do skip your next draw. Card : gill_smoke	Hungry Ghost Realm H13 Thing Plane May be played on another, when this comes into play owner destroys all food items they control. At the beginning of your turn destroy a food item or you cannot use action abilities. Card : gill_smoke
Green Beans F23 Thing Vegetable If this is ever sacrificed for food you may play an action card. Card : gill_smoke	Fad Diet Action Pick a noun. Destroy all Things which have that word written on them. Destroy any tokens with the noun as their type. Card : Kevan	Ritual Sacrifice Action Destroy a living Thing you control. Draw ten cards, pick one of them and discard the remainder. Card : Kevan

Panic Attack Thing Whenever a Thing you control would be destroyed, discard a card (if you have any) then return that Thing to your hand. Card : Kevan	Brother, Can You Spare a Dime? Action You may ask, and the owner of target Thing may agree, to transfer target Thing to your control. If owner does not agree, draw three cards Or a yacht? Card : Goldenboots	Two for the Price of One Action If you control at least two non-token Things, select an opponent's Thing and take control of it. That opponent may choose two (other) of your Things as compensation, or may draw two cards instead. Card : Goldenboots
Ninja Stars Thing Action: Pick a card in your hand and throw it shuriken-style at any player. If you hit him, pick one of his Things and destroy it. The card you threw is considered discarded. Card : CashCrazed	Booby Trap Thing Play this card face down and put one bomb counter on it. At the beginning of every turn, add another bomb counter. Whenever somebody asks (or wonders out loud) what it is, you may choose to reveal and destroy it. That player discards as many cards as there were bomb counters. Card : CashCrazed	Dirty Cheater Action You have 30 seconds to look at and stack the draw pile any way you see fit. Card : CashCrazed
Fruit tree f8 Thing Thing: Create a fruit token Card : gill_smoke	Elliptical Trainer F-1 Thing Attach to a living thing that thing cannot take actions Action: destroy 10 food tokens and destroy this card. "Listen here lardass ..." -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Alphabet Soup F26 Thing Whoever controls cards with titles that include every letter of the English alphabet wins. What are you eating that for, are you sick? -Bub Card : gill_smoke

Vortex Gun Action Return target thing to its controller's hand. Its controller discards a random card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Master Explosion Action Destroy all things you don't control. A decent exploder can blow up everything. A Master Exploder can blow up everything else. Card : ChippyYYZ	Thrasher Thing At the beginning of your turn, destroy a random thing other than Thrasher. Action: Destroy Thrasher, draw two cards and play them, then each player discards their hand. Bow down to the Thrasher! Card : ChippyYYZ
Polished Mirror Thing Action: Copy the last Action card played. Treat it as though you played the card yourself. Card : CashCrazed	Chinese Media Thing Action: Choose a Thing in play, then place a black bar counter over one word in the text. The text must still make logical sense with the word blanked out. Big Brother is watching you... Card : CashCrazed	Sledgehammer Action Choose up to three Things in play and place a wreckage counter on an Action ability for each of them. As long as the counter remains, that Action ability cannot be used. Card : CashCrazed
Pandora's Box Action Draw ten cards and play them in any order. At the end of your turn, destroy all Things you control. Card : Kevan	Trade-In Action Pick up to three non-token Things that you control and destroy them. For each one you destroy, replace it with the next Thing in the draw pile. Card : CashCrazed	Junkyard Thing Players now draw from the top of the discard pile rather than the draw pile. If the discard pile ever becomes empty destroy this Thing. Card : CashCrazed

Memory Game Action If you can recite the name of every card in the discard pile without looking, you win the game. Card : CashCrazed

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