Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3501-3600

Ankh Thing The player who controls this card cannot be eliminated from the game. Card : Corrigan	Poetry Slam Thing All players must speak in rhyme or they get eliminated double-time. The rhymes don't have to make sense, but you can try, and don't even think about asking "why?". Card : Corrigan	Laika the Russian Space Dog Thing Action: Destroy this card and gain 10 Fame tokens. Card : Corrigan
Counterfeiter Thing Action: Create up to three tokens of any type or types. If any are still in play at the end of the turn, destroy them. Card : Kevan	Forged Coalition Thing-Wicked When this comes into play if some other player other than you controls the most tokens all other players may vote on a common enemy. If all but the choosen enemy agree the person whose turn it is may take a counter from the common enemy and put it on a thing they control. Card : Aetherknight	Diplomatic Immunity Thing-Just If you play an action card destroy this card. You cannot be the target of cards. Card : Aetherknight
Troubled Grand Arbitor Thing-Just Destroy this card if you are the player who controls the least tokens. Whenever a player with less tokens than you plays an action card destroy a token you control. If you did choose the target if the card asks for a target. Card : Aetherknight	Mr. Reverso Thing You may use abilities of Things in your hand. You may not use abilities of Things in play. Card : Zt	Mutant Engineering Action Add one of the following Action abilities to target living Thing. Action: Destroy target tangible, inanimate Thing. Action: Draw a card, discard a card. Action: Discard a card to play an Action card from the discard pile. Card : Zt

XTC Action Take up to ten Actions. Destroy all non-token Things you control. Card : Zt	Quidditch Thing All abilites on this card are global. When this card goes out of play, destroy all QGoal tokens. When a player creates a Golden Snitch token using this card, the game ends and the player with the highest score wins, counting QGoal tokens as 10 each and the Golden Snitch as 150. Action Create a QGoal token. Action and Thing Roll a d20; on a 1 create a Golden Snitch token. Card : Goldenboots	Token Rush Action For every Thing in play that can create Tokens, create one Token of each type the Thing can create. Decide who controls each Token created by this Action. Card : Goldenboots
Cease-FIre Thing Destroy this Thing at the beginning of your turn, While this in play, no-one can win. If anyone would have won, except for this card, that player is eliminated unless that would cause another player to have won, except for this card. This card may not be edited, erased, removed from play, blanked, equipped with any add-on card, or destroyed except as described above. Card : Goldenboots	Emergency Supplies Action Each player gains one token of every type that's mentioned on cards in play. Card : Kevan	Final Sprint Action Discard your hand and take two more turns after this one. Card : Kevan
Maintenance Contract Thing Whenever an opponent plays an Action ability, draw a card. Card : Kevan	Wanderlust Thing-Equipment Equip this onto a Thing. Each player tosses a coin each turn. On Heads, player gains control of the equipped Thing and must equip this onto a different Thing he/she controls or destroy this and the formerly equipped Thing. If the equipped Thing is destroyed, so is Wanderlust. I'm, like, totally bored here. Card : Goldenboots	Can't Kill This ABCD_F Thing-Add-on Add this on to a Thing card such that 5th ABC sign is not found on its colour band. No action can kill that card, or put it in discard stack, if acting card has 5th ABC sign in its colour band. Discard this if not on a card. Card : Gold'nboots

General Specific R7 Thing Any card that is specifically refered to by another card may be subsituted by General Specific. Card : ChippyYYZ	Cheat Code Of *Unlock All* R6 Thing You may look at and play the top 10 cards of the deck as though they were in your hand. You may not win the game. Card : ChippyYYZ	Meaningless Switch So? Thing All cards' corner values and flavor texts are switched. R5 Card : ChippyYYZ
Perfect Pentagram 5P Thing You may play this on another. Owner can play no more things "You are into some weird stuff, we should hook you up with my brother Dave" -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Prisoner P129038 Thing "Not 'The Prisoner' that was Secret Agent Man" Card : gill_smoke	Commissar S4 Thing As long as you control another living thing Commissar has the following abilities Action: remove a living thing from the game. Thing: take a removed thing and put it in the discard pile or shuffle it into the draw pile. "Thanks Comrade" Card : gill_smoke
Brownout E11 Action All players destroy up to 3 energy tokens as able. Players skip their next turn if they destroy less than 2 energy tokens. Card : gill_smoke	Impenetrable Bunker U8 Thing If you would be eliminated destroy this instead Card : gill_smoke	Unintended Consequences U6 Action Eliminate a player and remaining players except you split that player's things amongst themselves. In a 2 player game players swap hands and Things instead. Card : gill_smoke

Tickertape Action Put five Paper tokens into play, under the control of player with the most non-token Things. Card : Kevan	White Flag Thing Whenever a Thing would be destroyed, its controller may give it to an opponent of their choice to prevent its destruction. Action: Put this card into the discard pile. Card : Kevan	Explosive Runes Thing Whenever a Thing comes into play, destroy a Thing at random. Card : Kevan
Freed Genie G21 Thing When this comes into play take possession of all things in play. If Freed Genie is ever the only thing in play owner wins. "You don't get no wishes." Card : gill_smoke	Graffiti Bookies M11 Thing Whenever you create a money token you also change or add a cornervalue to a card in play. Action: Create a money token. Yo that sign means you owe us two G you got it? Card : gill_smoke	Blunt and upfront R21 Action Reaction Discard when someone blocks an action ability, your ability resolves normally. When played as an action Skip your next turn. "Well you do know what Bub's like right?" Dan Bub's Brother Card : gill_smoke
Industrial Espionage Action Choose an Action ability of a Thing card currently in play and overwrite the text of this card with it, remembering to return this card to your hand. Card : Goldenboots	Sabotage Action Erase an Action ability of target Thing A wrench? Designed for monkeys???? Card : Goldenboots	Literalism Thing All things are considered to be cards instead of the thing they represent. Card : ChippyYYZ

Countermelody Thing Whenever you play an action, you may discard an action card to add its text to the first action. Card : ChippyYYZ	Thunderbolt and Lightning Action Very, very frightening. Destroy two target things. Card : ChippyYYZ	Skitgubbe Thing All players:If an unbroken series of players have played Things (not this) before your turn, you must either BEAT the last Thing or EAT the first Thing. To BEAT a Thing play a Thing with a higher digit in its cornervalue than a digit in the last Thing's, or any Thing if the last Thing has no digit. To EAT a card, pick it up and put it in your hand. If all players play a Thing in order around the table, destroy this. Beat it or Eat it! Card : Goldenboots
Kowtow Ch 12 Action Reaction Play when opponent uses a destroy effect on you. If it was an action card put it in your hand, if an ability of a thing take control of it. All must bow before his most high excellency the master of all show your respect and you may be recognized. Card : gill_smoke	Contentions Objector C13 Thing person Cannot be destroyed by a living thing. "Those guys should be shot" -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Found hidden Treasure G2 Action Reveal the top n+2 cards of the draw pile where n is the number of players. Starting on your right, players take a card. You get the rest. I've got dibs on the ring Card : gill_smoke
Knowledge Is Power Thing Action: Create an Energy Token for each card in your hand beyond 3. Card : ChippyYYZ	Money Is Power Thing Money Tokens count as Energy Tokens and vice versa. Card : ChippyYYZ	Time Is Money Thing You may skip your turn to create 10 money tokens under your control. Action: Destroy ten money tokens you control to take another turn. You may only use this ability once per round. Card : ChippyYYZ

Duck Call Thing Action: Draw and reveal three cards. Put any living Things into play, and discard the remainder. Card : Kevan	Happy Face Killers Thing Action: destroy a living thing. "Now there's a bunch of sickos." -Bub Card : gill_smoke	You know what we should do? s13 Action Search the top 50 cards of the draw pile for an action card and put it in your hand. Card : gill_smoke
I wish I had a ... s12 Action Search the top 50 cards of the draw pile for a thing and put it in your hand. Card : gill_smoke	Bullet Catch Action Play at any time to prevent a Thing from being destroyed. Card : Kevan	Zombified Manager Z13 Thing You may play this on another player. Whenever your living things uses an ability flip a coin if tails replace that thing with a zombie token. "I wouldn't let him manage peanuts let alone people." -Bub Card : gill_smoke
Trade contract TI2 Thing At the beginning of your turn if you did not destroy any opponents things, gain a gold token Card : gill_smoke	Trade Goods TI4 Action Gain 4 money tokens Card : gill_smoke	Fuel Conversion Unit Thing When this comes into play, choose a token type. Action: Destroy a token of the chosen type, to draw a card. Card : Kevan

Eager Minions Action Each player draw a card for every living Thing he or she controls. Card : Kevan	Quick on the Draw Thing Whenever an Action card is played, any player may play an Action card from their hand; the older card is discarded with no effect. Card : Kevan	Misplaced Node Thing - Node Action: For every node you control, a random opponent shuffles a random card from his hand into the deck. Whoa, where am I? Where'd everybody go? Card : ChippyYYZ
The Unspeakable Wrath Of Qzmrn'pcsjYx-gyh Action Target player discards his hand, destroys all things he controls, and skips his next turn, all in an unspeakable manner. Card : ChippyYYZ	Archetypical Multi-Piece Ultimate Weapon Action Create three things called "Artifact Piece" with text: "Action: If you control three Artifact Pieces, Eliminate target player." Shuffle them into the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ	Step Into My Parlour Action If any Web tokens are in play, you are eliminated. After playing this Action, put a Web token into play, and give this card to an opponent. Card : Kevan
Recycing Drop Off G12 Action Remove any number of your things from play, create a money token for each removed then shuffle the cards into the draw pile. Card : gill_smoke	Coin Trick M14 Thing Whenever you destroy one money token create another. Card : gill_smoke	Public Library B12 Thing Whenever you draw a card one additional card, you hand size is unlimited. Card : gill_smoke

The Secret Chamber Of Helga Hufflepuff Thing Indestructible. When this card comes into play create a Giant Badger token. Badgers count as yellow. Action: Destroy a non-yellow thing for each badger you control. Card : ChippyYYZ	The Sword of Ravenclaw Thing Indestructible. You have no maximum hand size. Action: Destroy target non-blue thing, even if it is indestructible. Card : ChippyYYZ	"Guns. Lots Of Guns" Thing Indestructible. When this comes into play, give each player 8 Gun Tokens. Global Action: If you control a gun, destroy a thing other than this, or eliminate a player with no guns. If there are no guns in play, put this card in the discard pile. Card : ChippyYYZ
Quiet at the Back Action A chosen opponent cannot play any cards during their next turn. Take another Action after this one. Card : Kevan	Bank Job Thing Action: Put a Money token into play. Action: Destroy this card, and all Money tokens you control. Draw two cards for each Money token destroyed in this way. Card : Kevan	Quick Drying Cement Action Target player skips thier next two turns. Card : gill_smoke
Brain Inplant Thing Your hand size is increased by two. Card : gill_smoke	Bailout 9X Action If you have two or fewer cards in your hand, each opponent gives you a random card from their hand. Card : Bucky	Senseless Violence 1Y Action Each of your opponents destroys one of their tokens (if they have any) and one of their non-token Things (if they have any) Card : Bucky

Fake Plates Action Destroy any number of cards with the word "opponent" or "player" on them. Card : Kevan	Metal Detector Action Each player reveals a random card from his or her hand. If the revealed card could destroy a thing, that player discards his or her hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Charizard lv76 Thing Action: If you control four Energy Tokens, destroy two of them and destroy target thing. Card : ChippyYYZ
Won't Get Painkillered Again Song - Impossible This card counts as having been played by each player. If each player destroys four Energy Tokens they control, each player wins. Otherwise, everyone loses. Card : The Whodas Priest	Zombie Attack Action Pick an opponet two random things they control are destroyed. Card : gill_smoke	Anvil Thing When this comes into play destroy a thing. Clang! Card : gill_smoke
Knife Arch Thing Thing cards with the word "destroy" on them cannot be played. Card : Kevan	Harsh Taskmaster Thing Action: Activate the Action ability of a Thing you control five times, then give control of it to an opponent. Card : Kevan	Stirring Device 2Y Thing Action:Discard a card, then draw a card, then gain an Entropy token. Card : Bucky

Mixer Node 3Y Thing-Node Action:Draw a card for each Node you control, then discard a card for each card you drew. Card : Bucky	The Wrong Trousers Thing Whenever a player plays an Action card, they must pick an opponent. That opponent may look at the Action and swap it for a card in their own hand, before it is played. The card is then played. Card : Kevan	The Unwritten Rule Thing Play onto a Thing with no Action ability. Neither this card nor that Thing can be destroyed. Card : Kevan
Elemental Jewel of Fire 4Y Thing-Jewel Action:Gain a Fire token Action:Destroy one of your Fire tokens, discard a card and destroy target physical Thing. Fire, burn my enemies. Card : Bucky	Elemental Jewel of Air 5Y Thing-Jewel Action:Gain an Air token Action:Destroy one of your Air tokens. Return an opponent's Thing to their hand. Air, restrain my foes. Card : Bucky	Elemental Jewel of Water 6Y Thing-Jewel Action:Gain a Water token Action:Destroy one of your Water tokens. Discard a card. Draw a card. Water, cleanse my soul Card : Bucky
Obscure Token Collector Thing When this card comes into play, create a token of each of the following types. Quizmaster, Villainy, Cowbell, Pointless, Cheap Plastic Trophy, Brains, Ultramarine, Pochi, Whammy, and Token. If you ever control five or more of any one of the above token types, you win. Really, a Token token. I swear I'm not making these up. Card : ChippyYYZ	Global Warming Thing At the beginning of each turn, remove the top card of the deck from the game. Card : Al Gore	Fraternal Twin Thing When you play this, choose a thing in play. This card becomes a copy of another card from the Infinite Dvorak Deck with the same name as the chosen card. You may only play this card if there is an eligible thing in play. Card : ChippyYYZ

Siamese Twin 2T Thing Attach to a living thing it gains the following ability Action: Create money token. Card : gill_smoke	Good Twin T1 Thing If you have another twin in play you may Use the action ability for free at the beginning of your turn. Action: Create a token of your choice. Card : gill_smoke	Evil Twin 1T Thing If you have another twin in play you may Use the action ability for free at the beginning of your turn. Action: destroy a thing. Card : gill_smoke
Inauguration Ceremony Reaction Play when a player wins the game. At the start of the next of the next game of Infinite Dvorak you play, if the winner of this game is playing, draw an additional card and the winner of this game draws an additional card. (If you won this game, you draw both cards.) Card : jtwe	Break The Barriers Of Race Thing Any cards that refer to things of a specific color or things not of a specific color (like non-blue) are considered blank. Hmm. I wonder what was going on when these cards were added to the deck... Card : ChippyYYZ	Hail To The Chief Action Each player gives a card to the player with the most things. Card : ChippyYYZ
Never-Ending Crowd Thing Play this under all players' control. At the beginning of your turn, reveal the top card of the deck. If it is a thing, put it into play under your control. Card : ChippyYYZ	Zombified Engineer Z12 Thing Action: discard a card, destroy an inanimate thing. "Don't let him near my tools" -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Joe the Plumber E12 Thing "What are they still paying that jerk for?" -Bub Card : gill_smoke

Ambient Music R17 Thing (rule) As long as Ambient Music is in play no living things may use their action abilities. "How can you listen to that crap?" -Bub Card : gill_smoke

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