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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Headline Probe Shock cards_3401_3500 action Action Pick a number. Destroy all non-token Things with that number of words in their name. Kevan Sticks Nix Hick Pix cards_3401_3500 action Action Destroy any card with an 'x' on it. Kevan Thin Ice cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed (except by this card), destroy another Thing at random. Kevan The card whose text wasn't translated into Ucrainian and back to English cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Action: Draw a card, discard a card. Thing: Everybody puts a card from his hand on the table. Shuffle these cards and deal each player one randomly. "Automatic translation is rather funny than useful." Zt Maps, text was translated into Ucrainian and back into English cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Action: Draw a map, to abandon the card. The point: everyone puts a card with his hand on the table. Mix these cards and consider every player a chance. "Automatic translation of a very fun than useful." Zt Card text translated into Arabic and English cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Action: a card, and to reject the card. Thing: All of the paper and put his hand on the table. This prevarication cards And treated each player one at random. "Machine Translation is a funny sort of way." Zt Glitter Coating cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Every Action ability has "Draw a card." added to the end of it. Kevan Ice Lord cards_3401_3500 thing Thing When this enters play, gain two frost tokens. Things with frost tokens on them cannot use abilities and cannot be destroyed. Action: Put a frost token you control onto target Thing. Zt Queen of Eternal Winter cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Action: Generate a Thing named "Ice Lord" with text: "When this enters play, gain two frost tokens. Things with frost tokens on them cannot use abilities and cannot be destroyed. Action: Put a frost token you control onto target Thing." Zt Rudolf, the Red-Eyed Monster Reindeer cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Every time a Thing is destroyed, you gain a flesh token. If you control seven flesh tokens, you win the game. Zt Buggered Latin cards_3401_3500 action Action B0 Play in response to a beginning of turn effect, effect doesn't happen. The pope called and told me to tell you "Vos es bardus." gill_smoke Riposte Strike cards_3401_3500 thing Thing R17 Attach to a living thing if it destroyed a thing last turn and is destroyed, destroy a thing and this card. gill_smoke Famine cards_3401_3500 action Action R16 Everybody destroys a food token for every living thing they control, if you can't Destroy that living thing. gill_smoke Perchten cards_3401_3500 thing Thing When this comes into play, gain four snow tokens if you are playing in December or January, one snow token during June, July or August and two snow tokens otherwise. Action: Destroy a snow token you control and discard a card to destroy target Thing. These guys teach you Alpine traditions the hard way. Zt Christmas Presents cards_3401_3500 action Action Each player gives a card to the player to her left. "Merry Christmas!" Zt The Pair of Socks you get every year for Christmas cards_3401_3500 thing Thing You may play this under target opponent's control. When this comes into play, discard a card. When this is destroyed, it comes back into play immediately, unless you destroy ten Things you control. "I NEVER get something else!" Zt Peace and Goodwill cards_3401_3500 action Action Every player who does not control a Thing with the word 'destroy' on it may draw four cards. Kevan Scapegoat cards_3401_3500 action Action A chosen opponent either destroys a non-token Thing they control, or discards their hand. Kevan Merry Christmas! cards_3401_3500 action Action Players hug each other. Everybody wins. Zt Leftovers cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Whenever a Thing with an Action ability is destroyed, every player may immediately play that Action ability once. Kevan Talk to Chuck cards_3401_3500 thing_rule_ Thing (rule) M19 When this comes into play destroy 3 money tokens if able. At the beginig of your turn get 5 money tokens destroy this card. This has a higher RoI than a CD gill_smoke There are no problems only opprutunities cards_3401_3500 action_reaction Action Reaction R6 Discard in response to being eliminated, eliminate the player who eliminated you. When played as an action create 5 money tokens. "For every problem there is a tool, we're still not sure what you are for." -Bub gill_smoke Seasonal Distress cards_3401_3500 action Action Everybody discards thier hands and draws one card. gill_smoke Lava Lord cards_3401_3500 thing Thing When this enters play, gain two magma tokens. Each player's hand size is decreased by the number of magma tokens he controls. Action: Give a magma token you control to target player. Zt Magma Overlord from Hell cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Action and Thing: Generate a Thing named "Lava Lord" with text: "When this enters play, gain two magma tokens. Each player's hand size is decreased by the number of magma tokens he controls. Action: Give a magma token you control to target player." Zt Blaník Knights cards_3401_3500 thing_slavic_mythology Thing - Slavic Mythology Play this ONLY in response to a card containing the word "eliminate", "eliminates" or "eliminated". Action: Destroy target Thing. Action: Target opponent discards his hand. "Swaty Waclawe / wewodo Czeske zemye / kneze nasschie / pross za ny Boha / swateho Ducha Kyrieleyson" Zt Blank Knights cards_3401_3500 thing Thing ChippyYYZ King Of Fire And Ice cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Action: Destroy a thing you control. If was a Fire Token, target opponent discards a card. If it was an Ice Token, draw a card. Otherwise, create a Fire Token and an Ice Token. ChippyYYZ Mind Implosion cards_3401_3500 action Action Return all things you control to your hand, then draw as many cards as you have in your hand. ChippyYYZ Baba Jaga cards_3401_3500 thing_slavic_mythology Thing - Slavic Mythology When this card comes into play, create two copies of it. Action: Take a living Thing from the discard pile and a living Thing in play. The two Things swap places. "The three sisters aren't distict persons. They are only different manifestations of the same supernatural being. And don't you try to fool this >>Thing<<." - Juri Zt Face-Eating Alien Bees cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Bzzz Action: All insects you control are copied. Action: Destroy three bees you control, destroy target living Thing. "There was a buzzing and humming in the darkness..." Zt Time-Bending Sword of Sudden Death cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Action: Reveal the top card from the draw pile. If you don't like it, put it in the discard pile. "This sword is so fast, it kills your enemy before he is even born." Zt Liveblogging cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Cards can only be played if the person playing them posts to the Internet (in a medium other than that in which the game is being played) to say that they have done so. Kevan Masked Ball cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Whenever a Thing you control is destroyed, you may discard a Thing card from your hand to return the destroyed Thing to your hand. Kevan Happy Holidays cards_3401_3500 action Action All players exchange a token with every other player if able. Preferance given to token types not already posessed. gill_smoke Marly cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Marly is a ghost and can not be destroyed until Christmas Eve. gill_smoke Christmas Bonus cards_3401_3500 action Action Create 10 money tokens gill_smoke Turkey Sandwiches cards_3401_3500 thing Thing If the top card of the discard pile has an Action ability, this card has a copy of that Action ability. Kevan Wrapping Paper cards_3401_3500 thing Thing If a Thing has a Wrapping token on it, its card text is blank. When this comes into play, put a Wrapping token on all other non-token Things. When a non-token Thing comes into play, put a Wrapping token on it. Any player may take an Action to destroy a Wrapping token. Kevan Baubles cards_3401_3500 thing Thing If a Thing has five Bauble tokens on it, its controller wins the game. Action: Put a Bauble token on any non-token Thing. Any player may play this ability. Kevan Franchising cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Action Pay an opponent 10 Money tokens and copy an Action ability of one of his/her Things onto this card. Action Create a Money Token. Goldenboots Automat cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Action: Draw and reveal a card. You may destroy a token you control, to put the card into your hand - if you don't, you must discard it. Kevan Memory Test cards_3401_3500 action Action Take all the cards from an opponent's hand into yours. Give them back any of the cards that they can name exactly in the next thirty seconds. Kevan Zomified preacher cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Z11 Destroy all hope and all of your living things when you play this card. "Its a shame really" -Bub gill_smoke Decayed Moral Values cards_3401_3500 thing_rule_ Thing (rule) R18 Anytime you create a token you may also play a thing from your hand. "... and we won't even go into the whole aunt Carl or uncle Carla thing"-Bub gill_smoke Investment Banker cards_3401_3500 thing Thing M12 Anytime you create a money token you may also draw a card. "You know what they should do to those guys?" -Bub gill_smoke Marshland cards_3401_3500 thing Thing A player may only play an Action if they didn't play an Action during their previous turn. Kevan Landing Craft cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Action: Play any number of Things from your hand, then return this Thing to your hand. Kevan Chamaleon from Beyond cards_3401_3500 thing Thing If the top card of the discard pile is a Thing, this card is a copy of it with this text added to its end. Zt Always One Step Ahead cards_3401_3500 thing Thing The top card of the draw pile is constantly revealed. If the top card of the draw pile is a Thing, this card is a copy of it with this text added to its end. Zt Numagbar controls you cards_3401_3500 action Action During target player's next turn, you play for him. Zt Simon Says cards_3401_3500 thing_person_ Thing (person) Hi, I'm Simon. When rules conflict on two Things, and one of them is a living Thing, the living Thing's rule overrules the other. Goldenboots Numagbar cards_3401_3500 thing_fallen_god Thing - Fallen God When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it. Action: Destroy target living Thing. Action: Destroy target non-living Thing. Thing: Target opponent discards a card. Action and Thing: Target opponent discards two cards. Zt Jdragsa cards_3401_3500 thing_fallen_god Thing - Fallen God When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it. Action: Create a lightning token. Action: Destroy three lightning tokens you control to eliminate target player. Action: Draw two cards. Zt Xuburge cards_3401_3500 thing_fallen_god Thing - Fallen God When this card comes into play from your hand, erase all but one ability from it. Action: Things you control cannot be destroyed until the beginning of your next turn. Thing: Take an extra Action. Action: Play an Action card from the discard pile. Zt Diving bell cards_3401_3500 thing Thing R19 Place up to 3 cards under this card. If you would be eliminated instead, discard your hand, destroy all of you things, and put the cards under this card into your hand. Did I miss anything? -Bucky gill_smoke Cashe cards_3401_3500 action Action C10 Reveal the top three cards of the draw pile, discard one put the rest in you hand. "Lucky bastard" -Bub gill_smoke Zombified Security Guard cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Z12 If a living thing would use a destroy effect against you replace them with a Zombie token after effect. "What good did that do?" -Bub gill_smoke Sword of Action cards_3401_3500 thing Thing A1 Action: Discard an Action card to destroy target Thing. Action: Discard four Action cards to eliminate target opponent. Zt Time-Bender cards_3401_3500 thing Thing T1 During your turn you may take up to two extra Actions and skip your next turn. Zt Lord of Technocracy cards_3401_3500 thing Thing T2 At any time you may discard your hand to play an extra Action. Zt Pre-Emptive Sniper cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Action: Look at a random card from a chosen opponent's hand. If it's a Thing, they must discard it. Kevan Viking Funeral cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Whenever one of your non-Token Things is destroyed by an opponent, you may choose one of these reactions: Reaction Destroy up to half of your own Tokens Reaction Discard up to half of your hand Reaction Destroy another of your non-Token Things Goldenboots Testing Chamber cards_3401_3500 action Action Every player reveals their hand. For each Thing card with an Action ability revealed in this way, you may play a copy of each Action ability once. Kevan Card War cards_3401_3500 thing_goal Thing - Goal Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated. Action: Discard five cards, target player gains one damage token. Zt Thing War cards_3401_3500 thing_goal Thing - Goal Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated. Action: Destroy five non-token, blue Things you control, target player gains one damage token. Zt Action War cards_3401_3500 thing_goal Thing - Goal Indestructible. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. If a player controls three damage tokens or more, she is eliminated. Action: Discard two Action cards, target player gains one damage token. Zt Beta Version cards_3401_3500 thing Thing At the start of your turn, you may reveal a Thing from your hand. This card counts as a copy of that Thing, until the start of your next turn. Kevan Factory Worker cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Thing: Create a blank token "If he can't do it screw him, I'll do it" -Bub gill_smoke Confusing Jargon cards_3401_3500 action_reaction Action Reaction R19 Discard in response to a living thing's action ability, the action does nothing. If played as an action take control of a living thing until the beginnig of your next turn. "Oh, it's just Jay Omega Ell" -Favored customer gill_smoke Thugee cards_3401_3500 thing Thing When this card destroys a living thing put a sacrifice token on this card. Action: Destroy a living thing. Action and Thing: Destroy 10 sacrifice tokes make a copy of "Kali" from the Archive and put it on the bottom of the draw pile, then shuffle it. gill_smoke Reflector Dish cards_3401_3500 thing Thing The next time an opponent plays an Action ability, this card plays a copy of that Action ability under your control, and is then destroyed. Kevan Personal Shopper cards_3401_3500 action Action Draw five cards. Reveal your hand to an opponent, who may take any card from it. Kevan Golden Vampire cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Counts as a money token and as an undead non-token Thing. Action: Roll two dice. If the result is eleven, eliminate target player. "Remember Grailquest?" Zt Get Rich or Die Trying cards_3401_3500 thing_goal Thing - Goal Indestructible. When this comes into play, if you control 17 Things or more (including this one), destroy all Things you control. If a player controls 20 Things or more, she wins the game. Zt Get Poor or Die Trying cards_3401_3500 thing_goal Thing - Goal Indestructible. When this comes into play, if you control three Things or less (including this one), create 20 dirt tokens under your control. If a player controls one Thing or less, she wins the game. Zt Monomania cards_3401_3500 thing Thing 1 No player may win while controlling more than one Thing which specifies a winning condition. Action Destroy a Thing you control with a winning condition. Action (global). Offer a Thing you control with a winning condition to Monomania's owner. If refused, destroy it. Goldenboots Restraining Order cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Write the name of a player below. That player may not individually target you or your Thing(s). You and your Things can still be targetted generally, even by the Restrainee. Restrainee: _______________ Action Change the Restrainee. Goldenboots Brainwashed cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Write your name below then give this to an opponent. All targetting decisions you make are made by the Swami named below. Indestructible except by the Action ability or by the Swami. If the Swami is eliminated, you become the Swami and give this to an opponent. Action Pay the Swami all your Money tokens (at least 10) to destroy this. Swami: ______________ Goldenboots Vampire Hedgefond Manager cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Everytime a Thing you control is destroyed, you may immediately take an extra Action. (Even during another player's turn.) Zt Clockpunk cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Whenever an Action ability is used, the Thing with that ability is returned to its controller's hand. Kevan The Fool cards_3401_3500 thing Thing If you are eliminated or lose with a card other than this, you win instead. If you win with a card other than this, you lose instead. Action: Create a pointless token. Zt The guy who thought he was a glass of orange juice cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Play onto target Thing. As long as this is in play, equipped Thing has the text: "What a tasty glass of orange juice!" instead of its actual text. "Do you realize what drugs will do to you, kids? Do you REALIZE?!" - Mrs. Wiggstone Zt Snow-Blocked Path cards_3401_3500 thing Thing All Instances of "Action:" read: "Action and Thing:" Action: Destroy this. Zt Keg Lift cards_3401_3500 thing Thing You may play two things every turn. "No home is complete without one" -Bub gill_smoke Spite house cards_3401_3500 thing Thing If sombody would win eliminate yourself. "The only way that makes sense is if I were you" -Bub gill_smoke Astronaut cards_3401_3500 thing Thing "yeah like those Jagoffs ever do anything" -Bub gill_smoke Old, New, Borrowed, Blue cards_3401_3500 action Action Play a Thing card from the discard pile, and another from your hand. Gain control of a Thing. Play a blue-coloured card from your hand. Kevan Rumours of War cards_3401_3500 action Action Look at an opponent's hand, and choose a card from it. They must play that card immediately. Kevan Happy New Year! cards_3401_3500 action Action Remove the deck and discard pile from the game and add the next hundred cards from the Infinite Dvorak Archive to the deck. If this is not possible, then all players discard their hand and draw 5 cards. ChippyYYZ Bittersweet Memories cards_3401_3500 action Action M1 Choose one. Either: Play an Action card from the discard pile. Or: Play a Thing from the discard pile and discard your hand. Zt Deep Memories cards_3401_3500 action Action M2 Put 30 cards from the top of the draw pile into the discard pile. Zt False Memories cards_3401_3500 action Action M3 Play an Action card from the discard pile. You may change one word in the Action card's text while you play it. (The Action card's text is NOT changed permanently.) Zt Critical Mass cards_3401_3500 thing Thing Action: Destroy ten tokens belonging to the same player, if they have ten or more tokens. Kevan Cliche Elephant cards_3401_3500 thing Thing 100 Can only be destroyed by a mouse Aetherknight Flamethrower cards_3401_3500 action Action 5 Discard a card at random. If it was a thing you may repeat the effect of this card. If you discard a Gas Thing +3 damage Aetherknight ...And the Oscar goes to...! cards_3401_3500 action Action If you have a nomination and 3 judge's favor you win! Aetherknight The Spectral Realm of Spooky Ghost-Spirits cards_3401_3500 thing Thing All players may play cards from the discard pile. "There is no limit to how many redundant adjectives you can have." - Corrigan Zt Lost in Dark Realms cards_3401_3500 thing Thing You may play this under target opponent's control. You may play Action cards from the discard pile. You may not play Action cards from your hand. Zt Half-Curse of Nemhotep cards_3401_3500 action Action Gain a doom token. If you control two or more doom tokens, eliminate target player. "What do you mean by >>it's not finished yet<