Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 3301-3400

Bottled Poison 8X Thing When Bottled Poison is destroyed, each opponent discards a card at random and destroys a Thing they control. Card : Bucky	Huddle Action Return all non-token Things you control to your hand, and draw four cards. Card : Kevan	Tripwire Thing When an opponent plays a Thing, destroy this and play any number of cards from your hand. Card : Kevan
Transcendence Thing When this comes into play, end your turn. Action: Win the game if you control no other Things and if your hand is empty. Card : Kevan	Malaclypse the Younger Y2 Thing If you have a copy of Malaclypse the elder in play you may use Malaclypse the younger's ability to fetch two cards instead of one. Action: Put a card from the top 23 cards in the draw pile put it in your hand, shuffle the draw pile. Card : gill_smoke	Malaclypse the Elder E3 Thing If you have a copy of Malaclypse the younger in play you may take Malaclypse the elder's action at the begining of your turn for free but then you can't use his ability. Action: put a card from the top 23 cards of the discard pile into your hand. Card : gill_smoke
23 skiddoo R5 Action Put cards from the discard pile with a corner value symbol matching any symbol in title of this card into your hand. Card : gill_smoke	Token Leak Thing Action: Destroy a token an opponent controls, to draw a card. Card : Kevan	Charity Tin Rattle Action Target player either gives you a card from their hand, or discards their hand. Card : Kevan

Targettron T? Thing Make a randomly ordered list of players and a randomly ordered list of non-token Things in play. Any event targetting a player or Thing targets the next player or Thing on the appropriate list. After a player or Thing is targetted he/she/it is moved to the bottom of the list. When a new Thing comes into play, you choose a place for it on the list. Action: Randomly re-order both target lists. Card : Goldenboots	Ploughshare Thing You cannot play a card or an Action ability if it would destroy a Thing. Action: Draw a card. Card : Kevan	New Broom Action Destroy every non-token Thing in play. For each Thing destroyed, its controller may draw a card and, if they wish, play it immediately. Card : Kevan
Rags To RIches and Back R2R2R Thing If during your turn you ever have fewer Things in play than any other player, put a Rags token on this card. If during your turn you have a Rags token and more Things in play than any other player, put a Riches token on this card. If during your turn you have a Riches token but fewer Things in play than any other player, you win. Card : Goldenboots	A Day's Work Thing At the end of any turn in which you played more than one card, gain a Money token. Card : Kevan	And Baby Makes Three B3 Thing Action Choose two Tokens you control. Make a new Token with name made up of one word from each parent Token's name. Card : Goldenboots
Six and Out 6W Action Draw 6 cards and play up to six Actions and/or Things, total. If you have not won at the end of this turn, you are eliminated. Backyard cricket: over the fence is 6 runs and out. Card : Goldenboots	Slow Motion Thing Players may only play one Action or one Thing, each turn - not both. Card : Kevan	Mano-a-Mano Thing While this card is in play, all other Things are considered to be out of play. Things cannot be played. Card : Kevan

Public Sucide S12 Action Destroy target living thing, draw a card. "I fully expect to see you like that one day."-Bub Card : gill_smoke	Sucide Pact S11 Thing Attach two Living Things together when one leaves play or is destroyed they both are. Card : gill_smoke	Suicide Cultist S10 Thing Action: Destroy this card. Card : gill_smoke
Robotic Hand Thing When this comes into play, put eight Finger tokens into play. Your hand size is equal to the number of Finger tokens you control. Card : Kevan	Spur of the Moment Action Draw three cards, then play a card at random from your hand. Card : Kevan	Bad Luck Thing All random decisions are instead resolved by the decision of the player to the left of the player whose turn it is. Card : Kevan
Juri, Mister Zombie Corpse Thing Every player may play this from the discard pile instead of playing a Thing. When Juri is destroyed, gain control of target Thing or draw a card. Card : Zt	Lost on a Lonely Island with a Person you Dislike Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. Whenever you play a Thing, each other player creates a copy of that Thing under their control. Card : Zt	This Deck is so Freaking Infinite Action Search the draw pile. If you find a card called "Hammy Spanky Stinky Pinky Rotten Fishy Pasta Salad", you win the game. If you don't, draw three cards. "If the deck is truly infinite, then any card name has to exist." Card : Zt

Hammy Stinky Spanky Pinky Rotten Fishy Pasta Salad $0.99/lb Thing No Thing may use any Action ability in the turn it comes into play, unless the Thing is voluntarily destroyed by its controller at the same time. Keep looking, there are infinitely many cards infinitely close to what you want... Card : Goldenboots	Srinavasa Ramanujan 1729 Thing-Mathematician If you control exactly 1729 tokens of any type(s) you win. Action Create a Cube token. Action If you control a set of n tokens including at least one Cube token, add n*n*n - n Cube tokens Oh, no Hardy! 1729 is a very interesting number! It's the smallest number that can be expressed as a sum of cubes two different ways! Card : Goldenboots	In with a Chance 18L Thing If you control exactly 18 Lucky tokens, you win. If you use an Action ability on this card, toss a coin: on Tails, erase that action ability. Action Create a Lucky token. Action Double your number of Lucky tokens Action Triple your number of Lucky tokens. Action Destroy a Lucky token. Card : Goldenboots
Unexploded Bomb Thing If this Thing is destroyed, destroy all Things. Card : Kevan	Embarrassing Secret Action Discard your hand. If this card is revealed from your hand, you must play it immediately. Card : Kevan	Ossiliscope EE 1 Thing At the beginning of your turn you may trigger as many actions abilities of inanimate things as you posses scope probes.Thing: Create a copy of scope probe from the archive shuffle into draw pile. Action: Search top 20 cards in the draw pile for a scope probe and put it in your hand. Card : gill_smoke
Scope Probe EE 2 Thing If this is destroyed you may make a copy that you put into your hand for 50 money related tokens. "I swear you'd think these things were made of gold." -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Waveform Generator EE 3 Thing At the beginning of your turn you may do one of the following: Draw an extra card. Discard a card. Create a energy token. Card : gill_smoke	Kidnapping Action Gain control of a Thing, unless its controller discards their hand. Card : Kevan

Shell Script Thing Play onto a Thing with an Action ability. That Action ability activates for free at the start of each of its controller's turns. Card : Kevan	A House on Fire Action Every player discards down to one card. Card : Kevan	Economic Stimulus Package $$$ Thing When this comes into play, each player gains 10 * (the number of active players) Money tokens. Destroy this at the beginnng of your turn. Each player may auction off a Thing he/she controls during his/her turn, and chooses to accept bids in Money tokens only or in any tokens. When this is destroyed the player with the most Money tokens may draw four cards. Card : Goldenboots
Economic Downturn Action For each type of token in play, each player must destroy one token they control of that type, if they have any. Card : Kevan	Elbow Room Thing Each player's maximum hand size is reduced by the number of Things they control. Each player may destroy Things they control at the end of their turn. Card : Kevan	Suppressing Fire Thing The first card played each turn is instead discarded with no effect. Card : Kevan
Zombie Revenge R13 Action Destroy all living things Card : gill_smoke	Treant Revenge R12 Action Destroy all non living things Undead ones too. Card : gill_smoke	Fell through R8 Action Reaction You must discard a card to play. Play in response to any action, that action does nothing. "Awww that's too bad" -Bub Card : gill_smoke

Crop Field Thing Action: Put a Seed token into play. Action: Replace all Seed tokens with Crop tokens. Action: Destroy any number of Crop tokens you control to draw twice as many cards. Card : Kevan	Cursed! Thing Play onto a Thing that used its Action ability since your last turn. The controller of that Thing cannot play the Action ability of other Things. Card : Kevan	Rob the Rich Action Choose a player. Swap all of your tokens for all of their tokens. Card : Kevan
Collectible Card Swap Meet Action You may offer n cards created by one card creator and name how many cards, by which creator, you would trade them for. You accept the first correct offer. I'll trade 4 Kevans for one Pombo! Card : Goldenboots	Correcting Fluid Thing Action: Correct a spelling or grammatical mistake on a card in play or in your hand, and draw three cards. Card : Kevan	Market crash M0 Thing When this comes into play destroy all money tokens. At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card. Whenever things would be destroyed put it back into controllers hand instead. "Somebody is making money on this deal." -Bub Card : gill_smoke
Stashed R9 Action Look at an opponents hand take a card. Card : gill_smoke	Hate mail R1 Action All players beside you discard their hands Card : gill_smoke	January Sale Action Draw and reveal three times as many cards as players. Starting with you and going clockwise around the table, each player picks one of the cards and puts it into their hand. Card : Kevan

Unscrupulous Postman Thing Whenever an opponent draws a card, they must reveal it. You may choose to take the card into your hand instead; if you do, destroy Unscrupulous Postman. Card : Kevan	The Wrong Hands Action Each player may discard any number of cards. Toss a coin; if heads, everyone then passes their hand to the left. Card : Kevan	Strawberry Fields Forever Thing Action: Roll 1d6 and put that many strawberry tokens into play. Card : Pongo
I Am The Walrus Thing The owner of this card is the walrus. Card : Pongo	Bad Feeling Action Look at an opponent's hand. If they have a card with the word 'destroy' on it, draw three cards. Card : Kevan	Mortgage, Monopoly Style Thing Face-down cards are blank. If this card is destroyed, turn all face-down cards in play face-up. Action (global) Turn a Thing card (not this) you control face down and create 10 Money tokens. Action (global) Destroy 20 Money tokens to turn a player's face-down card face-up.. . Card : Goldenboots
Giant, Hollow Cake Thing You may destroy this and replace it with a Thing from your hand, at any time. Card : Kevan	Deevolution spray P 128 Action Destroy a token or change a thing into a token of the same type as the replaced cards name. Card : gill_smoke	That's enough R5 Action Target player does not draw a card on thier next turn. Card : gill_smoke

Miserable state M6 Thing (rule) All players must discard a card to play a card from thier hand. Card : gill_smoke	Roulette Rake Thing Action: Give control of any token to any player. Card : Kevan	Half-Time Substitution Action Return any number of non-token Things you control to your hand. You may then play an equal number of Thing cards from your hand. Card : Kevan
All or Nothing Thing You may not play Thing or Action cards normally (although you may still take one Action ability per turn). At any time during your turn, you may play every card from your hand. Card : Kevan	Son of the Zombie Plague Action Create a zombie token for every nontoken thing in play Card : gill_smoke	Zombified Wage Slave z0 Thing Action: destroy a zombie token to create a token of your choise Card : gill_smoke
Wage Slave s0 Thing person Action: destroy a money token to create 2 tokens of your choise Card : gill_smoke	Near Enough Action Swap a card in the discard pile for a card in your hand whose title starts with the same letter. Card : Kevan	Autopilot Thing Players may not play cards or Action abilities normally. A player may play a card at random from their hand, at the end of each of their turns. Card : Kevan

Rubber Bullets Action Pick a Thing at random. Either destroy it, or return this card to your hand. Card : Kevan	Back From The Grave Action Create a zombie token and put a card from the discard pile into your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ	Back With A Vengeance Action Return a thing from the discard pile to play under your control. That thing destroys target thing. Card : ChippyYYZ
Back From The Future Action Look at the top 5 cards of the deck and play one of them. Card : ChippyYYZ	Canadian bacon B22 Thing "It doesn't have to do anything because it's that good" -Spencer Shay Card : gill_smoke	Draft Dodger d0 Thing This card is only playable if you have evidence of something Canadian in you play "What you thought he was going to do something?" -Bub Card : gill_smoke
Red Ensign F01 Thing This is a Canadian icon Card : gill_smoke	Cold Dark Infinite Void Thing If a player has no Existence tokens, they may put one into play on any Thing they control. A player may destroy an Existence token they control at any time. Things without Existence tokens on them (except for this card) are considered to be out of play for the purposes of all other cards. Card : Kevan	Morphic Resonator Thing Play onto a Thing. The body text of every Thing (other than this card) is considered to be the same as the Thing this card is attached to, while this card is in play. Card : Kevan

First Against the Wall Action Destroy the alphabetically earliest Thing. Card : Kevan	Are You Daft? R14 Action Reaction Discard in reaction to a living things action ability, that action does nothing. When played as an action trigger a Thing's action ability twice. Card : gill_smoke	Malcolm in the middle M11 Thing Attach to two living things they cannot use actions. Card : gill_smoke
Working Blue B10 Action Destroy all non blue things. Card : gill_smoke	Brain in a Jar Thing You may play two Actions per turn, but cannot play Action cards, only Action abilities. Card : Kevan	Andrew Jackson Thing You may ignore the effects of any cards with "Judge" or "Justice" in their titles. Action: Remove target Thing you control and target Thing you don't control from the game. Discard a card. Card : ChippyYYZ
Stonewall Jackson Thing Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn. If a thing you control has an action ability that could destroy Stonewall Jackson, flip two coins at the end of each of your turns. If both are tails, activate that ability targeting Stonewall Jackson. Card : ChippyYYZ	Janet Jackson Thing Action: Reveal a random card from your hand and draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Luddite Mob Thing You may not play Action abilities, except for the one on this card. Action: Destroy a Thing which has an Action ability. Card : Kevan

Mental Health Day M2 Thing Attach to a living thing that thing cannot take use its abilities. Action: Destroy this card or the one it's attached to then attach this to a new living thing. "He needs more than a day ..." -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Apex Predator A1 Thing This card cannot be destroyed. Action: Destroy living thing. "Grrr." Card : gill_smoke	Cthulu Sex Magazine Thing "With a title like that you don't need to do anything." Card : gill_smoke
Dvo / Rak Thing A second playing area exists. At the start of each player's turn, they must pick one of the two areas; any Things that come into play this turn come into play in this area, and all cards in the other area are removed from play, until the end of the turn. Card : Kevan	Communal To-Do List 2Do Thing During your turn you may (for free) perform the next To Do on the list below. Then erase that item and put this card under another player's control. To Do Draw 3 cards To Do Destroy a Thing you control To Do Discard your hand, draw 5 cards. To Do Destroy five tokens you control. To Do Destroy this card. To Do Win the game. Card : Goldenboots	Link Bait Me! Thing This card is a living thing, a node, an insect, a quark, Canadian, undead, robotic, made of glass, a philosopher, related to Chess, black, blue, not black, not blue, nonliving, plastic, and features a quotation from Bub. Action If a card in play refers to cards of a particular description, add that description to this card. Always on page 5 of Google's hits. Card : Goldenboots
419 Scam Action Choose a player, and name an amount of tokens they control. They may choose to give you those tokens; if they do, then you may choose to put three times that many tokens into play under their control. Card : Kevan	Surprise Attack Action Play this during an opponent's turn. Destroy target thing and immediately take a turn. Your opponent's turn resumes after your extra turn. Card : ChippyYYZ	Ricochet Laser Action Destroy four random things. Card : ChippyYYZ

Kill Mode Engage Thing All Action Abilities now read "Action: Destroy target thing." Action: Eliminate an opponent. Card : ChippyYYZ

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