Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 2901-3000

When me and Grandpa used to hunt Dinosaurs Thing Everybody may use this Thing's abilities. Action: Destroy target living Thing controlled by opponent. If you do, gain a tooth token. Action: If you control two or more tooth tokens, eliminate a player with no living Things in play. "Everything was better back then." Card : Zt	The Gloves Are Off Thing If a player is forced to discard a card, but has no cards in their hand, they are eliminated. Card : Kevan	The Necronomicon Thing For every Insanity token in play, your hand size is reduced by one. Action: Draw three cards, and put an Insanity token into play. Card : Kevan
Going Through The Motions Thing When this comes into play, each player (starting with you) draws two cards and plays them both immediately. Repeat this until the game ends, or until this Thing is destroyed. Action abilities cannot be played. Card : Kevan	Friendship Sandwiches Action Draw two cards plus one for every opponent; give every opponent one of those cards, and keep the other two. Card : Binarius	Robot Sentries Thing Return Robot Sentries to your hand when an opponent plays a Thing to return that Thing to your opponent's hand. Destroy Robot Sentries when an opponent plays a Thing to destroy that Thing. Card : Binarius
Noodly Appendage Action Put a living Thing from the discard pile into play under your control. Card : Binarius	Taunting the Spy Thing You have no hand size limit. If you have fewer than ten cards in your hand, you cannot win the game or eliminate any players. Action: Draw a card. Card : Kevan	Secured derivitive -10000$ bad debt if discarded you win Its not a thing nor an action card and is therefore unplayable Card : gill_smoke

Charnel house Z1 Thing Every time one of your living things would be destroyed, you may remove it from the game and create a zombie token instead. Card : gill_smoke	Haunted House G9 Thing may be played on another player, owner must discard a card to take an action. Card : gill_smoke	If I Had A Hammer Thing You cannot play Action cards, or use the Action ability of any other Thing. Action: Destroy a Thing. Card : Kevan
Howling Wind Action Every player takes a random card from the player on their left, then discards a card. Card : Binarius	Staredown Thing When this card comes into play, every player secretly chooses a number of cards to discard and then discards them; whoever discarded the most gains control of this card. On a tie, the tied players may bid additional discards for control. Action: Destroy this card and take another turn. Card : Binarius	Disarm Action Every player must either destroy all Things under their control that can destroy other Things or discard their hand. Card : Binarius
Bubble Ghost Thing Action: Give control of this Thing to a player who controls no Things, and draw five cards. Card : Kevan	Broken Fusebox Thing Action: Activate the Action ability of another Thing you control three times, then destroy that Thing. Card : Kevan	Sins of the Father Thing Whenever any non-token Thing is destroyed, the player who destroyed it gains a Sin token. Any player with a Sin token may not win the game. Any player may destroy a Sin token they control instead of drawing at the beginning of their turn. Card : Binarius

Security Council Resolutions Action Every player creates one card. Put these cards to a vote on whether to be shuffled into the draw pile. If assent is not unanimous for any one of them, none are shuffled in. Card : Binarius	Mersenne Mania Action Any player who controls 2n-1 Things, for prime n, may draw n cards. Card : Binarius	Dropped Brain Thing When a player attempts to draw a card when the deck is empty, eliminate that player and destroy this card. "Are you still serving breakfast?" "Uh, today, or, like, in general?" Card : jtwe
The Eye of a Needle Thing If a player has one or more cards in their hand, they may not win the game. Card : Kevan	Will Work For Food Thing Action: Gain control of a living Thing. Any player may play this ability. Card : Kevan	Unfair polling D22 Action Take a vote for the winner the owner of this card gets 3 votes Card : gill_smoke
Over Full Graveyard Z2 Thing if there are more than 10 living things in the discard pile living things that go to the discard pile are removed from the game and are replaced by a zombie token instead. Card : gill_smoke	Super Computer Cray5 Thing Your max hand size is increased by 27 "I'm sorry Dave I can't do that" -Hal3000 Card : gill_smoke	In This Week's Episode Action Reveal your hand. If you have any Things with Action abilities in your hand, you may play each of those abilities once. Card : Kevan

Boîte Diabolique Thing All sound-related cards are disabled. It houses the 19 forbidden notes. Card : Pongo	Mall Drug Store Nerf Thing For every card created by Kevan played, create a drama token and put it into play. 10/14/08: NEVAR FORGET Card : Pongo	Turban Dead Thing Action: Destroy all things with no flavour text. Oh no, they're not getting me. Card : Pongo
WKRP Thanksgiving Turkey Giveaway Action For each opponent, roll a die. Give that many Dead Turkey Tokens to that player, then roll another die and give half that many Turkey Tokens to that player. Destroy a random non-turkey thing for each living Turkey in play I swear to God I thought they could fly. Card : ChippyYYZ	Prototype Isochron Sceptre Thing When this comes into play, attach an Action card from your hand to it. Action: This ability has an identical effect to the Action card attached to Prototype Isochron Sceptre, but you must discard a card to play it. Card : ChippyYYZ	Wait A Minute... Action Pause the game for 60 seconds. Card : ChippyYYZ
The Gods Made Heavy Metal Thing Draw two cards at the start of your turns. Destroy this card if you do not play both an Action and a Thing during your turn. Action: Destroy target Thing unless its controller agrees to trade it to you for a chosen Thing you control. Card : Binarius	From Hour to Hour We Ripe and Ripe Action Discard a card, then draw three cards and play one of them. Card : Binarius	Castle Action Return a Thing you control to your hand and replace it with a Thing from your hand. Card : Binarius

Permab&hammer Thing Action: Eliminate a player. Card : moot	Finish What's On Your Plate Thing Players may not draw cards if they already have one or more cards in their hand. Card : Kevan	Assimite Vampire V2 Thing When this card has more than 100 tokens on it remove it and its tokens from play. Action: Destroy a living thing add a blood token to card. Action: Take control of another token, put on this card. Card : gill_smoke
political wrangling Action Take a vote to either "A: Owner takes another turn." or "T: game ends the owner of the most non token things wins." In case of a tie the card gets shuffled into the draw pile. Card : gill_smoke	Dimensional Shift D1 Action play a card from the discard pile Card : gill_smoke	Jumping the Shark Thing Players may play any number of Things and Actions on their turn. Nobody may win or be eliminated while this is in play. This card cannot be destroyed by its owner. Card : Kevan
Memory Tray Action Hide an opponent's view of the game, then read out the name of all but one Thing they control. If they cannot identify the unnamed Thing within thirty seconds, it is destroyed. Card : Kevan	Soulhunter Thing If a Soul token leaves play, its controller is eliminated. Action: Give a Soul token to each player who doesn't have one. Card : Kevan	Lucky Penny Thing If an opponent wins the game, you win too. If a card claims to eliminate you, you are not eliminated; all opponents toss a coin, those with Tails are eliminated. Any opponent may, at the beginning of their turn, take control of this card in return for your choice of any two of their Things in play or all the cards in their hand. Card : Goldenboots

Zugzwang Thing The next player to play a Thing, play an Action, create or destroy a Token, or use an Action: or Thing: ability - is eliminated. Action: eliminate yourself. Chess position where neither player can safely move. Card : Goldenboots	Cool Sunglasses 8D Thing Your hand size is increased by one. If one of your Things would be destroyed, flip a coin to prevent its destruction and draw a card instead. Card : Binarius	Upwardly Mobile Dude Thing Draw an extra card at the beginning of your turn for every opponent who controls more Things than you. Card : Binarius
Insane New Dance Move Action Destroy a Thing, activate an Action ability, create five different tokens, and draw two cards. Card : Binarius	Capacious Sleeves Thing Action: Discard a card, then draw a card. Card : Kevan	The Extinction of the Language Taguma-Le Thing Senseless sentences and sentences that are not entirely English are ignored. Any player may use this Thing's abilities. Wakka fogo Wede tat digrlada. Zemesetes nogo putt i. Nogo fogo fu. Action: Replace all instances of a non-English word on this card with an English word of your choice. Card : Zt
Librarian on Speed Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. Whenever you discard cards, draw a card and discard down to your hand size limit. If you draw 20 or more cards in a row, you are eliminated. "I'm the librarian and I'll take any drugs in the world I want!" Card : Zt	Historical Society Thing Players may draw the top card of the discard pile instead of drawing a card. "You are banned from this historical society! You, and your children, and your children's children .... for three months." Card : Zt	Evil Tome Thing At the beginining of your turn destroy a token or evil tome. Action: Discard a card draw and play a card Action: Destroy one of your tokens, destroy a thing Action: Discard a card Create 10 tokens of any type Card : gill_smoke

Rock monster D2 Thing Action: Replace a thing with a rubble token. Card : gill_smoke	Gate D1 Action Discard your hand remove all of another's players things from the game Card : gill_smoke	Inordinate Optimism Thing Action: Destroy a Lovecraft-related card. Card : Pongo
Promoting your Pawn Action Destroy a token you control. If you do, write: "Action: Destroy target tangible inanimate Thing." onto target Thing. And he becomes a queen. Card : Zt	José Raúl Capablanca Thing Action: Destroy target chess player. Action: Win a tournament: Gain 1 money token. The master. The one and only. Card : Zt	Alexander Alexandrovich Alekhine Thing Cannot be destroyed, unless destroying player destroys 10,000 money tokens he controls. Action: Destroy José Raúl Capablanca. Action and Thing: Win a tournament: Gain 1 money token. Card : Zt
Poison Gas Vent Thing At the start of each player's turn, they must put a Gas token into play. If a player controls ten Gas tokens, they are eliminated. Card : Kevan	This Is Not My Beautiful House Action Pick a number from one to three. Each player must destroy that many Things they control. Card : Kevan	I've got Superpowers, but I use them only to make money Thing If you control 30 or more money tokens, you win. Action: Unless an opponent destroys a non-token Thing he controls, gain a money token for every non-token Thing in play, but maximally 10 money tokens per turn. Card : Zt

My God, I'm an Ant! Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. Your hand size is one. Action: Use an Action or a Thing's Action ability from the discard pile. Card : Zt	My God, I'm a Giant! Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. Your hand size is increased by 5. Whenever you play a Thing, flip a coin. If tails, it is destroyed. Action: Destroy target living Thing. Card : Zt	Knight Fork Nc6! Action Choose two Things with the same background colour controlled by the same opponent. Opponent chooses which is destroyed. Card : Goldenboots
Bishop Pin Ba4! Thing Choose two Things with the same background colour controlled by the same opponent. Note their names on this card. If the first one listed is destroyed, removed, or changes controller, the second one listed and Bishop Pin are destroyed. Card : Goldenboots	Nirvana Thing This card cannot be destroyed by any material thing or action pertaining to a material thing. Nobody may win through control of tokens. Material wealth can only offer you so much. Spiritual wealth is a different matter. Card : Pongo	Ninth Circle Thing This card cannot be destroyed by any material thing or action pertaining to a material thing. Nobody may be eliminated through control of tokens. Wealth of every description is your downfall, but fear of the hellfire keeps you from misusing it. Card : Pongo
Marriage Thing Choose an opponent of any gender. You and that opponent are partners. If either wins, both win, if either loses, both lose. At the beginning of each turn place an Anniversary token on this card. Destroy Marriage when it holds 7 Anniversary tokens. HOW many four-slice toasters??? Card : Goldenboots	Positron Uprising Thing All cards except this one have the text "ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH". Action: Destroy this card. Do the impossible, see the invisible. Card : Pongo	Sicilian Dragon G6 Thing When this card comes into play, discard down to one card. Your hand size limit is seven. Draw two cards at the beginning of your turns. Card : Binarius

Moral Victory Action Target Thing's controller must either destroy that Thing or show you their hand. Card : Binarius	No One's Head Shall Be Higher Than King's Thing No player may control more Things than you do. If any player does when this card enters play, they must destroy their Things until they control as many as you. Card : Binarius	B-Movie fest B2 Thing (rule) Destroy this at the begining of your turn. When this comes into play move all living things under this card. When it leaves play shuffle and deal living things back to all players. Card : gill_smoke
Zombie grinder Z2 Thing Action: Destroy a zombie to make a Green food token. "Soylet Green, it's made of people." Card : gill_smoke	Jeff Gruber 2G Thing Action: Daring Fireball destroys one thing. "Oh yeah, well you suck." -JG Card : gill_smoke	Prophet's Work Action Create a new card, of type "thing". Name it [random page on Wiktionary]ism and make its text forbid [random page on Wikipedia](s) from being in play, then put it into play. You may transliterate non-Latin titles. Card : Pongo
Pharmaceutical Giant Thing Action: Remove 10 money tokens you own, and create and put the card "Expensive New Drug" from the archive into play. Card : Pongo	Expensive New Drug Thing When this is played, choose any effects that can directly affect a thing, erase this sentence, note them on this card, and play this onto a thing. The card this card is on is protected from the effects you chose. At the beginning of your turn, remove a money token that you own or destroy this card. Action: Move this card onto another thing. Card : Pongo	Random Peril 1 Thing Whenever a d6 is rolled, any player rolling a 1 is immediately eliminated. Whenever a coin is tossed, any player tossing Heads must roll a d6. Baby needs a new pair of .... *&%*$% Card : Goldenboots

Today is [weekday]! Action Draw n cards. On Monday n is 1, on Tuesday n is 2... on Sunday n is 7. If today is Friday the 13th, draw 13 cards and destroy 13 things. (Consider "[weekday]" in the card's title the weekday it is currently, except on Friday the 13th, in which case it is "Friday the 13th".) All times described in this card are UTC. Card : Pongo	The Card that Changes its Text by the Hour Thing This card has the text of the nth card of the Infinite Dvorak deck. n = ( ([current hour] + [current day of month] + [current month] + [current year]) x [current day of week] (Monday = 1, Sunday = 7) ) (in hh-dd-mm-yy format). All times described in this card are UTC. Add "Action:" in front of the text if the card is an action card. Card : Pongo	Member Bonus Thing All players who have an account on the DvorakMUSH may draw an extra card at the beginning of their turn. Of course it's unfair. That's the whole point. Card : Pongo
Hot Potato 0 Thing Play into control of an opponent. At the end of your (controller's) turn, roll a d6. On a 1 you are eliminated. Hot Potato is a living thing and a food. Action: Give Hot Potato to an opponent. Catch! Card : Goldenboots	If I Had A Penny Thing Whenever a card is played, you may put a Money token into play. Card : Kevan	Fire Sale 123 Thing When an opponent is eliminated, you act as auctioneer to auction off his/her non-token Things (singly) and hand (as one lot). Bids are in tokens: any tokens the bidder controls may be used. Winner of a Thing must put it in play immediately. Winner of the hand adds it to his/her hand. Items not bid for are destroyed. You may not bid. Winning bids are paid off to you, but you may destroy any tokens you receive this way. Card : Goldenboots
Musical Chairs n - 1 Thing Create a Chair token. Give a new Chair token to an opponent. Anyone with a Chair token may use the action ability: Action: Give a new Chair token to an oppenent. If all players but one have a Chair token, eliminate that player and destroy Musical Chairs and all Chair tokens Card : Goldenboots	Zombified Plumber Thing discard a card to play, whenever one of your tokens would be destroyed you may replace it with a sewage token. "Would you really let him work on your pipes?" Card : gill_smoke	Token Catapult Thing Action: destroy two tokens destroy thing. Action: destroy three tokens target player discards a card. Card : gill_smoke

Zombie Catapult Thing Action: Destroy two zombies destroy target thing if living replace with a Zombie token. Card : gill_smoke	Rewrite History H1 Action Reorder the discard pile. Card : ChippyYYZ	You're History H2 Action Put target thing on the bottom of the discard pile. Card : ChippyYYZ
Make History H3 Action Play this card at any time. Draw a card and play up to three actions or action abilities. "History shall speak well of me, for I intend to write it." --Winston Churchill Card : ChippyYYZ	Hostile Takeover Action Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined wins. Card : Binarius	Y3K Action Destroy all electronics-related Things. Card : Binarius
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Thing Any Thing is destroyed if, immediately after it is played, each of its controller's opponents discards a card in ridicule. Card : Binarius	Proletariat Revolution Action Any player who controls more Things than every other player combined is eliminated. Card : ChippyYYZ	Esuna Reaction Play immediately when a card affecting you is played to negate its effect; if it is a Thing, it is destroyed. Card : Binarius

Integral Multiple of a Power of Ten Evil Thing - Math When this card comes into play, destroy all Things whose cornervalues contain prime numbers. Action: Add a 0 to the end of a number expressed in numeral form on any card and return this card to your hand. Affected cards revert if this card goes to the discard pile. Card : Binarius

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