Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 2801-2900

This Is Caketown! Action Return target Thing to its controller's hand. Card : Binarius	Radioactive Bite Action Generate a random number from 1 to 100. Go to the Superpower set of the Infinite Dvorak Deck and create a copy of the card of that number and place it in your hand. On a 100, you are eliminated. Card : ChippyYYZ	Murphy's Lawyer Thing At the beginning of your turn, destroy a random thing. Its controller may discard a random card to prevent its destruction, unless this was the thing destroyed. Card : ChippyYYZ
More Cowbell! Action Create a Cowbell Token for each player. Card : ChippyYYZ	Saboteur Thing You may play this Thing under any player's control. Action: Destroy a Thing belonging to the controller of Saboteur. Any player may play this Action. Card : Kevan	Andrew's Lucky Die Thing Whenever dice are rolled, you decide the outcome. Card : Zt
The Shuffler Thing You may shuffle the draw pile at any time. Even if it isn't your turn. Even if players are trying to search the draw pile for a card. Card : Zt	Nude at the Airport Thing Play with your hand revealed. You may play up to two things per turn. Card : Zt	Antimatter R2 Thing If there is another Thing in play, immediately destroy Antimatter and any other Thing of your choice. When this occurs, gain 10 Energy Tokens. Card : Bucky

Subroutine R2 Action Suspend your turn. A player of your choice takes a turn. Then, your turn resumes where it left off. Card : Bucky	Gotcha R2 Action Play in response to someone winning the game. Nobody besides you can win this turn. Anyone else who would win instead loses a Thing of your choice or discards a card at random from eir hand. Card : Bucky	Old School 4/07 Action Destroy a Thing under every player's control which was not one of the first 500 cards added to the Infinite Dvorak deck. Card : Binarius
Capture the Flag Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed, the player whose turn it is gains control of Capture the Flag. If you control Capture the Flag at the start of your turn, and have five or more cards in your hand, you win the game. Card : Kevan	Doom Token Device Thing At the beginning of your turn, or immediately after playing this card, create 2 Electricity Tokens. Electricity tokens allow you to play an extra machine for every 5 electricity tokens on the field. Card : NARF	Uh-Oh... Action If you draw this card, you must play it at the next available opportunity. All opponents may draw enough cards to fill their hands. Card : NARF
Election Action All players choose someone at the table to vote for (They may not vote for themselves). The player with the most votes may choose if each player can draw a card next turn. In a tie, destroy this card and prevent all effects of this card. Card : NARF	Electino Thing - Partycle At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of Election from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive into your hand. Massive, major component of hot air. Lots of spin. Card : Binarius	The Decline and Fall of the Mighty Culture of NguNbuLe Thing At the beginning of your turn erase the last sentence on this card. Indestructible. Action: Target opponent discards a card. Action: Take a Thing from the discard pile in your hand. Action: Destroy target Thing. Action and Thing: Erase target Thing's first sentence. Card : Zt

Fancy Sentence-Erasing Machine Thing Action: Erase target Thing's last sentence. You may not erase a Thing's first sentence this way. Can you spot the loophole? Card : Zt	Nude at the Train Station Thing Play with your hand revealed. At the beginning of your turn you may draw an extra card. Card : Zt	Avant Garde Action For each word that appears in the title of more than one non-token Thing, destroy all Things with that word in their title. Card : Kevan
CCTV Thing Whenever a player draws a card, they must reveal it to all players. Card : Kevan	Block the Door Thing Thing cards may not be played. Any player may discard a Thing to destroy this card, at any time. Card : Kevan	Player Thing Action: Gain control of target female. Card : Zt
Femme Fatale Thing Action: Gain control of target male. Card : Zt	Pervert Thing Action: Gain control of target undead or animal. Card : Zt	Buy One Get One Free Action If you put a Thing into play earlier this turn, create a copy of it and put that into play. Card : Kevan

Turret Gun Thing Whenever an opponent plays a card, you may discard three cards (if you have them) to send it to the discard pile with no effect. Card : Kevan	Better the Devil Action Draw and reveal five cards. Discard two of them. An opponent picks one of the remaining ones, which you must play immediately; the final two are discarded. Card : Kevan	Hyperdimensional World-Eating Blackhole Thing Whenever a Thing is removed from the game, draw a card and remove target thing from the game. Once it gets started, there's no turning back. Card : Zt
Medium Thing At the beginning of your turn, before drawing a card, you may look at the top three cards of the draw pile and rearrange their order, if you wish so. Action: Gain control of target spirit. Card : Zt	Green Politician Thing Every player may use this Thing's abilities. Action: Draw the top card of the discard pile. Card : Zt	Weapons Dealer Thing Action: Give a player a thing you control and draw a card. Card : ChippyYYZ
Do Not Touch Thing If an action's only target is this card, then the action's player is eliminated. Card : ChippyYYZ	Ha Ha Ha! I Switched Your Bullets With Marshmallows! Action Play in response to a player playing an Action card. Swap that card with another Action card from your hand; they play that Action instead. Still more polite than switching your marshmallows with bullets. Card : ChippyYYZ	Skip Action Play this card after any player's turn. The next player's turn is skipped. Card : Goldenboots

I Share My Goodies :) Thing - Add-on Play this on a Thing in play. The target Thing now belongs to all players, and all may use any abilities of the Thing equally. This add-on is destroyed when the base Thing is destroyed Thanks for sharing :) Card : Goldenboots	Willful Ignorance Thing Whenever you have more cards in your hand than every other player, destroy this Thing. Action: The player (or players) with the most cards in his or her (or their) hand (or hands) discards a card. Card : jtwe	The Spectral Pickle Factory Thing At the start of your turn or when you play this card, flip a coin. Tails: return this card to the hand of the player on your left. Action: Draw three cards. None may know the hour of its coming and going. Card : jtwe
Motorcade of Generosity Action Each player may create any number of tokens of any type of his or her choice under the control of any other player. ...and that's how you can afford your rock and roll lifestyle. Card : jtwe	Inflation Thing Whenever a specific amount of tokens is required, it requires twice as many. Card : ChippyYYZ	Income Tax Thing Whenever a player gains tokens, they gain half as many, rounding up. Card : ChippyYYZ
Advanced Alchemy Thing You may use tokens you control as though they were any type of token. Card : ChippyYYZ	Currency of the Realm Thing Any type of token may be substituted when monetary tokens are required at a rate of 1 token per Money or Universal Currency token or 10 tokens per Gold token. Card : Binarius	Hot In Here Thing Hand size limit 3. Actions must be played as soon as they are drawn. Card : Binarius

All Good Things Thing Action: Destroy target Thing that has been in play for five turns or more. Card : Binarius	It's Morphin' Time! Action You cannot play this card if you control fewer than six Things. Put six Things you control into the draw pile and shuffle it. Take the top six Things from the draw pile and put them under your control. This card's colour can be black, red, blue, yellow, green or pink. You must declare its colour when you play it. Card : Corrigan	Scavenging Thing Once this card has been in play for four turns, the player who controls the most Thing cards that represent tangible objects wins the game. Card : Corrigan
Luddite Attack Action Erase the text of target mechanical or electronic Thing. "Down with the cotton gin!" Card : Corrigan	40 Acres And A Mule '65 Action Every player with less than five cards in their hand may draw until they have five cards. The player who controls the most non-token Things may then look at every opponent's hand and take a card from each. Card : Binarius	Titulodecasyllablism Action Destroy every Thing that is not referenced by its own ruletext. Card : Binarius
Life Is But A Dream Action Discard your hand, destroy all of your Things, and walk away from the game singing "Row Row Row Your Boat". You win. Card : Binarius	Perverse Pleasure G7 Thing (rule) Destroy at the begining of your turn. All Action abilities that destroy, create a token of the type they normally would destroy instead. Card : gill_smoke	Garlic press G6 Thing When this comes into play destroy all undead tokens. Card : gill_smoke

The Unclean One Ew! Thing Instead of owner useing the discard pile place your discards under the Unclean One, when he leaves play cards under unclean one go to your hand. "Dude, that's just gross." Card : gill_smoke	Giant Mirror Thing This card has all texts of all Things currently in play. Card : Zt	Giant Toilet Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. At the beginning of your turn you gain n indigestion tokens, where n is the total number of Things your opponents could have played, but did NOT play during their last turn. If you control six indigestion tokens, your belly explodes and you are eliminated. Action: Flush: Remove target Thing other than this from the game. Card : Zt
Giant Amoeba Thing At the beginning of your turn, you may create a copy of this card. Action: Destroy target ant or small insect. "I'm sorry, it's still only one inch tall." Card : Zt	Mutilate The Bodies Thing Cards that would be destroyed are removed from the game instead. Zombie tokens cannot be generated. Card : ChippyYYZ	Attack Of The Mutant Taste Buds Action Destroy all things with flavortext. Card : ChippyYYZ
The Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch Thing Action: Destroy this card to remove target thing from the game. ...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." Card : ChippyYYZ	Reality TV Tribe Switch [0]< Action Order players by number of Things controlled, high to low, breaking ties by rock-scissors-paper. All Things now in play are redistributed by players in order choosing a Thing and placing it in play under their own control. All effects of the Things coming into play occur again. Pick up your new buffs. Card : Goldenboots	Hallowed Ground Thing Playable on another player. Owner cannot control any undead. Card : gill_smoke

Credit Market Thing if there is a money token on Credit market everybody at the beginning of their turns creates a money token. Otherwise every turn everybody must destroy a money token, and destroy a money token for every card with action abilities if able. Action: Create a money token. Action: Destroy a money token. Card : gill_smoke	Zombie Dance Thing (rule) Destroy this card at the beginning of your turn. When this comes into play, destroy all zombie tokens. When this leaves play create a zombie token for each one destroyed previously. Card : gill_smoke	Vodka is Good, Meat is Rotten Action Choose a Thing with ruletext in (near enough) English. Input the Thing's ruletext into an internet translater, to translate into another language (chosen by this card's player). Take that text and have in translated back into English, and replace the original ruletext with the result. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. Card : Goldenboots
Square Enix Thing Action: Create a Final Fantasy n Token, where n is one higher than the current number of Final Fantasy tokens in play. If you control the most recent Final Fantasy, you win. Card : ChippyYYZ	Temporal Anomaly Action Roll a die and subtract 2. Draw that many cards, play that many extra actions, and play that many things. On a -1, instead skip your next turn. On a 4 (that's a 6), Epoch Fail! You are eliminated. Card : ChippyYYZ	Wrath of Britain Action Destroy all things which have titles that contain a R that would not be pronounced by someone with a British Accent. Card : ChippyYYZ
Button Mashing R2 Action Draw 3 cards and play them in order. Card : Bucky	Matter Synthesizer R2 Thing Thing:Put a Token with a name of your choice into play. Card : Bucky	Tokenize R2 Action Destroy a Thing. For every word in that Thing's name, its former controller gains a token with that word as its name and type. Card : Bucky

Red Ring of Death Thing Play into the control of any player. That player may not use the Action abilities of their Things. Card : Kevan	Pride Action Draw three cards if you control more non-token Things than any other player. Card : Binarius	Towel Thing You may not be eliminated, and no opponent may win the game. Card : Binarius
Cryostasis Thing Play onto a Thing with an Action ability. That Thing is indestructible, but it cannot use its Action ability. Card : Binarius	Downloadable Content Action Pick a random subsection of the Infinite Dvorak Deck and a random number from 1 to 100. Create copies of the card of that number and the four after it (1 is after 100) and shuffle them into the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ	Soul Absorbtion Action Put target living thing in your hand. Card : ChippyYYZ
Is This Your Card? Action Play in response to any chance event. The result of that event is the Three of Clubs. Discard a random card? More like Discard the Three of Clubs. Card : ChippyYYZ	D&D pdf COR1-2 Thing This thing is immaterial and cannot be destroyed. "Dude, you're out geeking the geeks" -JS Card : gill_smoke	So simple a caveman could do it Action Remove all Reptile related cards from play. While your at it destroy all cards with more than 3 lines of rules text. There's a distinction between destroy and remove from game -Zt Card : gill_smoke

Witty Comeback C3 Action Reaction Play in response to any action. Try to convince the player their action doesn't do anything. ".. And that's what I should have said" CRSE Card : gill_smoke	Not Quite Dead Action Put a Thing into play from the discard pile. Use its Action ability once (if it has one), then destroy it. Card : Kevan	Habbo Hotel Thing Action: Place 1 mod token on this card. Action (Global): Place 1 raid token on this card. Action: Copy this card. Recieve 10/n where n = (number of raid tokens on this card - number of mod tokens) money tokens each turn. n cannot go below 1. Pool's closed due to AIDS. Card : Pongo
Natural Selection Thing Action: Draw and discard cards until you draw a living Thing. You may either discard it, or put it into play replacing a living Thing (which is destroyed). Any player may use this Action ability. Card : Kevan	An Orderly Queue Thing A player can only play a card if they reveal their hand first, and that card's title is the alphabetically earliest in their hand. Card : Kevan	We're All Liars On The Internet Action Shuffle as many cards as you wish from your hand into the draw pile and draw an equal number of cards. Card : Binarius
Power Fluctuations Thing Your hand size limit alternates on every turn between 8 cards and 3, and you may play alternately 3 cards or 1. Action: Draw a card and create an Energy token. Action: Destroy three Energy tokens and destroy this card. Card : Binarius	Academy Graduate Thing You may play any mechanical or science-related Thing or activate any such Thing's Action ability at no cost to your per-turn limits. Card : Binarius	Dirty Bomb Thing When this comes into play, destroy up to four Things controlled by an opponent. At the start of each of your turns, destroy a Thing you control (other than this one). Card : Kevan

Just Desserts F8 Action Reaction Must be in control of a food item to play. When played in response to being Eliminated, all other players are eliminated instead. When played in response to one of you things being destroyed, Destroy all of the triggering opponents things instead. Card : gill_smoke	Zombified Assassin Z9 Thing Destroy a money token to use action ability. Action: Flip a coin if heads destroy a living thing. I never said he was any good, just available Card : gill_smoke	Wild Draw 4 1 Action Draw four cards pick whose turn is next Corner value in Spanish Card : gill_smoke
Nuclear Weapons Programme Thing When this comes into play, destroy all other Things you control, and discard your hand. Action: Destroy all Things belonging to a chosen opponent. You may not play this Action the turn that this card comes into play. Card : Kevan	Siren Song Action Disable all aggressive cards for the next turn. Card : Pongo	Static Cling Action Disable all aggressive cards of a player of your choice for the next three turns. Card : Pongo
Shoggoth Thing For every Insanity token in play, your hand size is reduced by one. Action: Destroy a Thing other than this one, and put an Insanity token into play. Card : Kevan	Blipvert Action Look at an opponent's hand, and force them to discard any number of cards for it. For each card discarded in this way, they may draw two cards. Card : Kevan	Everybody is making cards about Crime and Drug Abuse and Sex and who thinks about the children?! Thing Whenever a player swears, she is eliminated. If you control three moral tokens, you win. Action: Remove target black or undead Thing from the game. If you do, gain a moral token. Card : Zt

Mr. Elusive Thing Whenever this card is targeted, you draw a card and a random Thing is targeted instead. Card : Zt

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