Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 2701-2800

Minimalist Thing Card : Bucky	punch action any thing that's name sounds like a person gets disabled for one turn Low blow! Card : juegoman	Up Quark Thing Quark Action and thing: Draw a card for every Quark in play. Card : gill_smoke
Electrino Thing At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of an Electron from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play. It is really a Electron neutrino. Card : gill_smoke	Electron Thing If there's a quark in play this card has the following ability Action: Create an energy token. Card : gill_smoke	Life Support 1V Thing You cannot be eliminated from the game. You cannot lose the game unless someone else wins the game at the same time. Card : Bucky
Brainwash 2V Action Gain control of target Thing until the end of your next turn. You may take an extra Action this turn. Card : Bucky	Cannibalize 3V Action Destroy target Thing. Its controller draws three cards. Card : Bucky	Ventriloquist Thing Action: Activate target Thing's Action ability. Card : Binarius

Evil Dummy Thing Play into target opponent's control. At the end of your turn, roll a die; on a 3 or 4, discard a random card, and on a 5 or 6, destroy a random Thing you control. Action: This card's controller is eliminated. Card : Binarius	Chopping Block Thing Play into target opponent's control. If anyone would be eliminated, you are eliminated instead. Card : Binarius	A Night in a Graveyard Thing At the beginning of your turn (if you can) destroy n non-token things you control, where n is the number of undeads you control. Action: Destroy target thing and put a zombie token into play. Card : Zt
A Night in a Desecrated Church Action Every living thing in play is replaced with a vampire or with a zombie token, with you deciding each time. Card : Zt	Buried Alive! Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. You cannot play living things. Card : Zt	Charm Quark Thing Quark Action and thing: Take control of a thing for every Quark in play Card : gill_smoke
Gluon Thing Quark At the beginning of your turn you may use Gluon to replicate an Action ability of any Quark in play. Everybody may use the following ability Action and Thing: Create a copy of Gluon. There can only be a total of 8 Gluons in play, with new ones replacing the oldest. Card : gill_smoke	W+/- boson Action Can be discarded to use as an energy token. Either Search the draw or discard piles a Quark thing OR replicate any Action ability of a Quark in play. Card : gill_smoke	Rendezvous with Satan Action Target player is eliminated, unless she discards a card. If she controls any undeads, she is eliminated again, unless she discards two cards. Card : Zt

Mermaid Thing Instead of playing a thing, you may draw a card. Instead of drawing a card, you may play a thing. Card : Zt	Bribery, Laser Guns and Zombies Action You may destroy two money tokens you control to gain control of target thing. You may destroy two energy tokens you control to destroy target thing. You may destroy five undeads you control to eliminate an opponent who doesn't control undeads. Card : Zt	Top Quark Thing Quark Action and Thing: Reveal cards from the draw pile for every Quark in play. Play all actions revealed. Card : gill_smoke
Mutrino Thing At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of a Muon from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play. It is really a Muon neutrino Card : gill_smoke	Muon Thing If there ss a quark in play Action: Destroy a thing. Otherwise Action and Thing: replace this card with a copy of 2 Quarks from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play. Card : gill_smoke	Wisdom of the Elders 99 Thing All Things in play when Wisdom of the Elders comes into play have Age 100. Each Thing played has an Age one less than the last Thing played, minimum Age zero. When rules on two cards are in conflict, the card with greater Age controls. In *my* day... Card : Goldenboots
That's So Last Week 1 Thing All Things in play when That's So Last Week comes into play have Newness 0. Each Thing played has Newness one more than the last Thing played, maximum Newness 100. When rules on two cards are in conflict, the card with greater Newness controls. The olden days? Earlier this morning! Card : Goldenboots	Down Quark Thing Quark Action and thing: Discard a card for every Quark in play Card : gill_smoke	Photon Thing Counts as an energy token Action: create energy token Thing: Create energy token Card : gill_smoke

Positron Thing Destroy this card if a new Quark comes into play. Thing: Create an energy token. Card : gill_smoke	Magic Frame Thing Action: Destroy a non-token Thing and replace it with a Sketch token, or destroy a Sketch token and replace it with a Thing from the discard pile. Card : Kevan	Quark Node Thing All Nodes are also Quarks. All Quarks are also Nodes. Card : ChippyYYZ
Overenthusiasm Thing Whenever a Thing uses an Action Ability, it uses it twice and is then destroyed. Card : ChippyYYZ	Genie in a Jar Action You have a free wish. I'm not joking! Just create a new card, But don't shuffle it into the deck. Not nearly as reliable as the bottled variety. Card : ChippyYYZ	Strange Quark Thing Quark Action and Thing: Reveal your hand. For every quark in play, play that many cards from your hand and then draw to replace played cards. Card : gill_smoke
Tautrino Thing At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of a Tauon from the Infinate Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play. It is really a Tauon neutrino. Card : gill_smoke	Tauon Thing If there are no quarks in play this card has the following ability Thing: create a copy of a quark from the Infinate Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play. otherwise Action: Destroy this card and flip a coin if Heads Take control of a quark in play. else if Tails Destroy one of your own quarks Card : gill_smoke	Doomed Action Pick a Thing and a player. That player may immediately play an Action or Action ability they control; if the chosen Thing is still in play afterwards, the player must discard their hand. Card : Kevan

Gravedigger Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed, draw a card. Card : Kevan	Post Peak Cardboard Thing Whenever a player draws a card, they must destroy a Thing they control, if they have one. Players may choose to skip card draws. Card : Kevan	Bottom Quark Thing Quark Action and Thing: Reveal cards from the draw pile for every Quark in play. play all things revealed. Card : gill_smoke
Z boson Action With a minimum of 1 trigger an action ability of any thing in play for every Quark in play. Card : gill_smoke	Meson Stream Thing Action and Thing: For every Quark in play, destroy a thing Card : gill_smoke	Fimo Thing Action: Change a token into a different type of token. Card : Kevan
Paper Cuts Action Each player puts one Finger token into play, for each card in their hand. Card : Kevan	Storage Node 4V Thing-Node Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 for each Node you control. Card : Bucky	Bottled Action 5V Thing When Bottled Action is destroyed, you may immediately play an extra Action. Even if it isn't your turn. Card : Bucky

Shatter 6V Action Destroy a Thing you control. Card : Bucky	Token Smasher Thing Action: Destroy a token and put three Fragment tokens into play in its place. Card : Kevan	Portcullis Thing Thing cards may not be played. Action: Return this card to your hand. Card : Kevan
Kaon Thing - Particle Action: Destroy Kaon and play three cards. This ability is triggered automatically on Kaon's third turn in play. Card : Binarius	Pion Thing - Particle Action: Search the deck for a Particle, put it into your hand, and shuffle the deck. Card : Binarius	Particle Accelerator Thing Destroy five Money tokens when this card comes into play. At the beginning of your turn, draw ten cards and discard them immediately. If any of them is a Particle, you win. Card : Binarius
Networked Assault 7V Action Destroy one target Thing, plus one more target Thing for each Node you control. Card : Bucky	Greater Necromancy 8V Action Return up to two living Things in the discard pile to play under your control. Card : Bucky	Midget Joke 9V Action The player with the fewest cards in their hand skips their next turn. The Midget's Rights groups around here aren't big enough to do anything about it. Card : Bucky

Proton Thing Particle Action and Thing: Search the top 100 cards of the draw pile for a thing, put it in your hand. (shuffle optional) Card : gill_smoke	Neutron Thing Particle Action and Thing: attach to a particle in play. Rules text on that card now applies to all players. If it has any abilities, any player may use them. Card : gill_smoke	Mote in God's eye Thing Particle May be played on another, Until owner destroys this thing they cannot play cards from their but may use all abilities of every card in play. You would still draw and discard. Card : gill_smoke
The Comfort of Strangers Action Draw a card for every non-player you can persuade to say "draw a card", in the next three minutes. Card : Kevan	Atomize Action Destroy a thing and replace it with three Particle Tokens. Card : ChippyYYZ	Durk Thing Action and Thing: Create a Quark Token Card : ChippyYYZ
The Red Wheelbarrow Thing Action: so much depends upon a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens If you can figure out what this card's ability does, you win. Card : ChippyYYZ	Zombie plague Z1 Action Create a zombie token for every token in play Card : gill_smoke	Roshambo Action Target player discards their hand and skips their next turn. That's not how your supposed to play. It's really Rock, Paper, Scissors Card : gill_smoke

Carnac the Magnificent Thing Action: Play a random card from someone else's hand. Carnac the Magnificent says the answer is Detroit Card : gill_smoke	PIE!!! Action This card does not use up your action turn. Discard a card. If you do, you get an additional turn after this one. A player may only use this once per game. "I liek PIE!" Card : NARF	I can has cheezburger? Action All cards that have something to do with food (Are food, are animals that are commonly eaten, or involve food.) and are in hands of any players must be placed on the draw pile. Draw one card. "I can has cheezburger?" Card : NARF
Dry Ice Thing While this card is in play, tokens in play are treated as if they do not exist. Card : Kevan	Metal Fatigue Action Destroy a Thing whose Action ability has been used three or more times since it came into play. Card : Kevan	Rigelian Hotshot Action A chosen player discards a card at random. If it was an Action, play this card again immediately. Card : Kevan
And the Horse You Rode In On Action Destroy target thing that is an animal or a form of transportation. Card : Goldenboots	This Card has No Title 0 Thing All Things in play when this Thing comes into play, that have ruletext that applies to the Thing itself must add the text "with the exception of this card" after that rule. WIth the exception of this card. To understand recursion, the first step is to understand recursion. Card : Goldenboots	B.F.G. Thing Action: Destroy X energy tokens, destroy X things. If you have to ask what it stands for, you don't wanna know. Card : gill_smoke

Zombie Node Thing Node Action: Destroy one of your living things, create a Zombie token for every node in play. Card : gill_smoke	Probing Node Thing Node Action and Thing: trigger an action ability for every node in play. Card : gill_smoke	Really Big Card Thing Solely for the purpose of any game effect that counts a number of cards (including end-of-turn discard), this counts as three cards while in your hand, and three Things while in play. Card : Kevan
Diverse Portfolio Thing If a player controls more different types of token than any other player, and has at least ten such types, they win the game. Card : Kevan	Iron Fist 1W Thing You may destroy any of your Things at any time. Even if it isn't your turn. Card : Bucky	Catalyst Node 2W Thing-Node You play one extra Action per turn per Node you control. You cannot use the extra Action slots to use Action abilities of Nodes. Card : Bucky
Portal Node 3W Thing-Node You play one extra Thing per turn per Node you control. You cannot use the extra Thing slots to use abilities of Nodes. Card : Bucky	Sixteen Ton Weight Thing As this comes into play, you must destroy a Thing you control, if you have one. Sixteen Ton Weight cannot be destroyed. Card : Kevan	Shoot-out Action List all Things in play that have an Action ability including the word "destroy". Order these Things alphabetically by title, then trigger the Action abilities in order, controlled by the owner of the Thing. Multiple abilities on the same card all trigger. If a Thing's ability cannot operate, the Thing's owner discards a card from hand and destroys the Thing. If unable to do so, the owner is eliminated. Card : Goldenboots

Monte Carlo Method Action List all Things in play that have an Action ability including the word "random". Order these Things randomly, then trigger the Action abilities in order, controlled by the owner of the Thing. Multiple abilities on the same card all trigger in random order. If a Thing's ability cannot operate, the Thing's owner discards a card and destroys the Thing. If unable to do so, the owner is eliminated. Card : Goldenboots	Secured Lockbox Thing If Secured Lockbox is destroyed by a player other than its owner, both the destroyer and the owner win the game. If Secured Lockbox is destroyed by its owner, the owner is eliminated. Secured Lockbox cannot be destroyed. Card : Goldenboots	Advanced Targeting System Thing Actions you play cannot have their targets changed. Card : ChippyYYZ
Interference Thing Play in response to an Action. Its controller chooses a new target, you choose a new target, then choose a random target. The Action randomly targets one of the three. Card : ChippyYYZ	Big Rock Ending Action Draw five cards and play your whole hand. If at the end of the turn there are no things in play and you have no cards in your hand, you win. Card : ChippyYYZ	Oval Office Thing-Location The occupant of Oval Office may veto three events (play of a card, use of an action ability, etc). These events are cancelled and cannot be re-attempted until the player's next turn, UNLESS a 2/3 majority of other players vote to override the veto. After the third veto attempt, destroy Oval Office. Card : Goldenboots
My Bifocals Are Missing! Thing Cards with small text ("longtext=true") do not apply to the controller of My Bifocals Are Missing! Action: Destroy a card with small text. Card : Goldenboots	Vorpal Bandyclef 15 Thing - Weapon Action: Destroy target living Thing or return target non-living Thing to its controller's hand, and return Vorpal Bandyclef to your hand. Adapted from the Progress Quest deck Card : Binarius	Placate the Bacon Elementals Thing - Quest At the beginning of your third turn after playing this card, destroy it and draw five cards. Adapted from the Progress Quest deck Card : Binarius

Hastiness Thing - Spell Action: If target opponent attempts to play any Action or Thing on their next turn, they have a 50% chance of failing. Adapted from the Progress Quest deck Card : Binarius	Bottled Bottle 4W Thing When Bottled Bottle is destroyed, return it to play. Action:Destroy Bottled Bottle. Not that it does anything Card : Bucky	Thanks for the Snacks! Thing If the controller of this card provided snacks for this game session, and they are still uneaten, the controller may choose to play two Actions or two Things in a turn when he/she would have otherwise played an Action and a Thing. Card : Goldenboots
Not right now, I'm on the computer! Action End your turn immediately. Until your turn, none of your cards may be affected by any other player's cards effects. Card : NARF	Near-infinite Regress Action Record the state of the game. Remove the 20 cards in the game that are oldest (in the Infinite Dvorak Game wiki). Shuffle and begin a new game. If/when that ends, restore the condition in the original game EXCEPT all players who won the "subgame" draw a card and all players eliminated from the subgame discard a card. This card is in the new game, at least the first few times. Card : Goldenboots	Grand Theft Auto Thing You may skip your turn to destroy a Cop token. Action: If you control no Cop tokens, then gain control of a Thing and put a Cop token into play. Card : Kevan
Sapper Thing If a Thing (other than this one) has a Sapper token on it, its card text is blank. If it has three Sapper tokens, destroy it. Action: Put a Sapper token onto any Thing. Card : Kevan	Pest Control Thing Action: Destroy any number of Things you control. Card : Kevan	Sundive Action Destroy five Money tokens and a Thing you control. Gain five cards and ten Money tokens. Card : Binarius

The Best Things In Life Are Free $0 Action Put target Thing under your control. Card : Binarius

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