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Minimalist cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Bucky
punch cards_2701_2800 action action any thing that's name sounds like a person gets disabled for one turn Low blow! juegoman
Up Quark cards_2701_2800 thing_quark Thing Quark Action and thing: Draw a card for every Quark in play. gill_smoke
Electrino cards_2701_2800 thing Thing At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of an Electron from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play. It is really a Electron neutrino. gill_smoke
Electron cards_2701_2800 thing Thing If there's a quark in play this card has the following ability Action: Create an energy token. gill_smoke
Life Support cards_2701_2800 thing Thing 1V You cannot be eliminated from the game. You cannot lose the game unless someone else wins the game at the same time. Bucky
Brainwash cards_2701_2800 action Action 2V Gain control of target Thing until the end of your next turn. You may take an extra Action this turn. Bucky
Cannibalize cards_2701_2800 action Action 3V Destroy target Thing. Its controller draws three cards. Bucky
Ventriloquist cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Action: Activate target Thing's Action ability. Binarius
Evil Dummy cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Play into target opponent's control. At the end of your turn, roll a die; on a 3 or 4, discard a random card, and on a 5 or 6, destroy a random Thing you control. Action: This card's controller is eliminated. Binarius
Chopping Block cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Play into target opponent's control. If anyone would be eliminated, you are eliminated instead. Binarius
A Night in a Graveyard cards_2701_2800 thing Thing At the beginning of your turn (if you can) destroy n non-token things you control, where n is the number of undeads you control. Action: Destroy target thing and put a zombie token into play. Zt
A Night in a Desecrated Church cards_2701_2800 action Action Every living thing in play is replaced with a vampire or with a zombie token, with you deciding each time. Zt
Buried Alive! cards_2701_2800 thing Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. You cannot play living things. Zt
Charm Quark cards_2701_2800 thing_quark Thing Quark Action and thing: Take control of a thing for every Quark in play gill_smoke
Gluon cards_2701_2800 thing_quark Thing Quark At the beginning of your turn you may use Gluon to replicate an Action ability of any Quark in play. Everybody may use the following ability Action and Thing: Create a copy of Gluon. There can only be a total of 8 Gluons in play, with new ones replacing the oldest. gill_smoke
W+/- boson cards_2701_2800 action Action Can be discarded to use as an energy token. Either Search the draw or discard piles a Quark thing OR replicate any Action ability of a Quark in play. gill_smoke
Rendezvous with Satan cards_2701_2800 action Action Target player is eliminated, unless she discards a card. If she controls any undeads, she is eliminated again, unless she discards two cards. Zt
Mermaid cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Instead of playing a thing, you may draw a card. Instead of drawing a card, you may play a thing. Zt
Bribery, Laser Guns and Zombies cards_2701_2800 action Action You may destroy two money tokens you control to gain control of target thing. You may destroy two energy tokens you control to destroy target thing. You may destroy five undeads you control to eliminate an opponent who doesn't control undeads. Zt
Top Quark cards_2701_2800 thing_quark Thing Quark Action and Thing: Reveal cards from the draw pile for every Quark in play. Play all actions revealed. gill_smoke
Mutrino cards_2701_2800 thing Thing At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of a Muon from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play. It is really a Muon neutrino gill_smoke
Muon cards_2701_2800 thing Thing If there ss a quark in play Action: Destroy a thing. Otherwise Action and Thing: replace this card with a copy of 2 Quarks from the Infinite Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play. gill_smoke
Wisdom of the Elders cards_2701_2800 thing Thing 99 All Things in play when Wisdom of the Elders comes into play have Age 100. Each Thing played has an Age one less than the last Thing played, minimum Age zero. When rules on two cards are in conflict, the card with greater Age controls. In *my* day... Goldenboots
That's So Last Week cards_2701_2800 thing Thing 1 All Things in play when That's So Last Week comes into play have Newness 0. Each Thing played has Newness one more than the last Thing played, maximum Newness 100. When rules on two cards are in conflict, the card with greater Newness controls. The olden days? Earlier this morning! Goldenboots
Down Quark cards_2701_2800 thing_quark Thing Quark Action and thing: Discard a card for every Quark in play gill_smoke
Photon cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Counts as an energy token Action: create energy token Thing: Create energy token gill_smoke
Positron cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Destroy this card if a new Quark comes into play. Thing: Create an energy token. gill_smoke
Magic Frame cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Action: Destroy a non-token Thing and replace it with a Sketch token, or destroy a Sketch token and replace it with a Thing from the discard pile. Kevan
Quark Node cards_2701_2800 thing Thing All Nodes are also Quarks. All Quarks are also Nodes. ChippyYYZ
Overenthusiasm cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Whenever a Thing uses an Action Ability, it uses it twice and is then destroyed. ChippyYYZ
Genie in a Jar cards_2701_2800 action Action You have a free wish. I'm not joking! Just create a new card, But don't shuffle it into the deck. Not nearly as reliable as the bottled variety. ChippyYYZ
Strange Quark cards_2701_2800 thing_quark Thing Quark Action and Thing: Reveal your hand. For every quark in play, play that many cards from your hand and then draw to replace played cards. gill_smoke
Tautrino cards_2701_2800 thing Thing At the beginning of your turn you may destroy this card and put a copy of a Tauon from the Infinate Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play. It is really a Tauon neutrino. gill_smoke
Tauon cards_2701_2800 thing Thing If there are no quarks in play this card has the following ability Thing: create a copy of a quark from the Infinate Dvorak Deck Archive and put it into play. otherwise Action: Destroy this card and flip a coin if Heads Take control of a quark in play. else if Tails Destroy one of your own quarks gill_smoke
Doomed cards_2701_2800 action Action Pick a Thing and a player. That player may immediately play an Action or Action ability they control; if the chosen Thing is still in play afterwards, the player must discard their hand. Kevan
Gravedigger cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed, draw a card. Kevan
Post Peak Cardboard cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Whenever a player draws a card, they must destroy a Thing they control, if they have one. Players may choose to skip card draws. Kevan
Bottom Quark cards_2701_2800 thing_quark Thing Quark Action and Thing: Reveal cards from the draw pile for every Quark in play. play all things revealed. gill_smoke
Z boson cards_2701_2800 action Action With a minimum of 1 trigger an action ability of any thing in play for every Quark in play. gill_smoke
Meson Stream cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Action and Thing: For every Quark in play, destroy a thing gill_smoke
Fimo cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Action: Change a token into a different type of token. Kevan
Paper Cuts cards_2701_2800 action Action Each player puts one Finger token into play, for each card in their hand. Kevan
Storage Node cards_2701_2800 thing_node Thing-Node 4V Your maximum hand size is increased by 1 for each Node you control. Bucky
Bottled Action cards_2701_2800 thing Thing 5V When Bottled Action is destroyed, you may immediately play an extra Action. Even if it isn't your turn. Bucky
Shatter cards_2701_2800 action Action 6V Destroy a Thing you control. Bucky
Token Smasher cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Action: Destroy a token and put three Fragment tokens into play in its place. Kevan
Portcullis cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Thing cards may not be played. Action: Return this card to your hand. Kevan
Kaon cards_2701_2800 thing_particle Thing - Particle Action: Destroy Kaon and play three cards. This ability is triggered automatically on Kaon's third turn in play. Binarius
Pion cards_2701_2800 thing_particle Thing - Particle Action: Search the deck for a Particle, put it into your hand, and shuffle the deck. Binarius
Particle Accelerator cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Destroy five Money tokens when this card comes into play. At the beginning of your turn, draw ten cards and discard them immediately. If any of them is a Particle, you win. Binarius
Networked Assault cards_2701_2800 action Action 7V Destroy one target Thing, plus one more target Thing for each Node you control. Bucky
Greater Necromancy cards_2701_2800 action Action 8V Return up to two living Things in the discard pile to play under your control. Bucky
Midget Joke cards_2701_2800 action Action 9V The player with the fewest cards in their hand skips their next turn. The Midget's Rights groups around here aren't big enough to do anything about it. Bucky
Proton cards_2701_2800 thing_particle Thing Particle Action and Thing: Search the top 100 cards of the draw pile for a thing, put it in your hand. (shuffle optional) gill_smoke
Neutron cards_2701_2800 thing_particle Thing Particle Action and Thing: attach to a particle in play. Rules text on that card now applies to all players. If it has any abilities, any player may use them. gill_smoke
Mote in God's eye cards_2701_2800 thing_particle Thing Particle May be played on another, Until owner destroys this thing they cannot play cards from their but may use all abilities of every card in play. You would still draw and discard. gill_smoke
The Comfort of Strangers cards_2701_2800 action Action Draw a card for every non-player you can persuade to say "draw a card", in the next three minutes. Kevan
Atomize cards_2701_2800 action Action Destroy a thing and replace it with three Particle Tokens. ChippyYYZ
Durk cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Action and Thing: Create a Quark Token ChippyYYZ
The Red Wheelbarrow cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Action: so much depends upon a red wheel barrow glazed with rain water beside the white chickens If you can figure out what this card's ability does, you win. ChippyYYZ
Zombie plague cards_2701_2800 action Action Z1 Create a zombie token for every token in play gill_smoke
Roshambo cards_2701_2800 action Action Target player discards their hand and skips their next turn. That's not how your supposed to play. It's really Rock, Paper, Scissors gill_smoke
Carnac the Magnificent cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Action: Play a random card from someone else's hand. Carnac the Magnificent says the answer is Detroit gill_smoke
PIE!!! cards_2701_2800 action Action This card does not use up your action turn. Discard a card. If you do, you get an additional turn after this one. A player may only use this once per game. "I liek PIE!" NARF
I can has cheezburger? cards_2701_2800 action Action All cards that have something to do with food (Are food, are animals that are commonly eaten, or involve food.) and are in hands of any players must be placed on the draw pile. Draw one card. "I can has cheezburger?" NARF
Dry Ice cards_2701_2800 thing Thing While this card is in play, tokens in play are treated as if they do not exist. Kevan
Metal Fatigue cards_2701_2800 action Action Destroy a Thing whose Action ability has been used three or more times since it came into play. Kevan
Rigelian Hotshot cards_2701_2800 action Action A chosen player discards a card at random. If it was an Action, play this card again immediately. Kevan
And the Horse You Rode In On cards_2701_2800 action Action Destroy target thing that is an animal or a form of transportation. Goldenboots
This Card has No Title cards_2701_2800 thing Thing 0 All Things in play when this Thing comes into play, that have ruletext that applies to the Thing itself must add the text "with the exception of this card" after that rule. WIth the exception of this card. To understand recursion, the first step is to understand recursion. Goldenboots
B.F.G. cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Action: Destroy X energy tokens, destroy X things. If you have to ask what it stands for, you don't wanna know. gill_smoke
Zombie Node cards_2701_2800 thing_node Thing Node Action: Destroy one of your living things, create a Zombie token for every node in play. gill_smoke
Probing Node cards_2701_2800 thing_node Thing Node Action and Thing: trigger an action ability for every node in play. gill_smoke
Really Big Card cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Solely for the purpose of any game effect that counts a number of cards (including end-of-turn discard), this counts as three cards while in your hand, and three Things while in play. Kevan
Diverse Portfolio cards_2701_2800 thing Thing If a player controls more different types of token than any other player, and has at least ten such types, they win the game. Kevan
Iron Fist cards_2701_2800 thing Thing 1W You may destroy any of your Things at any time. Even if it isn't your turn. Bucky
Catalyst Node cards_2701_2800 thing_node Thing-Node 2W You play one extra Action per turn per Node you control. You cannot use the extra Action slots to use Action abilities of Nodes. Bucky
Portal Node cards_2701_2800 thing_node Thing-Node 3W You play one extra Thing per turn per Node you control. You cannot use the extra Thing slots to use abilities of Nodes. Bucky
Sixteen Ton Weight cards_2701_2800 thing Thing As this comes into play, you must destroy a Thing you control, if you have one. Sixteen Ton Weight cannot be destroyed. Kevan
Shoot-out cards_2701_2800 action Action List all Things in play that have an Action ability including the word "destroy". Order these Things alphabetically by title, then trigger the Action abilities in order, controlled by the owner of the Thing. Multiple abilities on the same card all trigger. If a Thing's ability cannot operate, the Thing's owner discards a card from hand and destroys the Thing. If unable to do so, the owner is eliminated. Goldenboots
Monte Carlo Method cards_2701_2800 action Action List all Things in play that have an Action ability including the word "random". Order these Things randomly, then trigger the Action abilities in order, controlled by the owner of the Thing. Multiple abilities on the same card all trigger in random order. If a Thing's ability cannot operate, the Thing's owner discards a card and destroys the Thing. If unable to do so, the owner is eliminated. Goldenboots
Secured Lockbox cards_2701_2800 thing Thing If Secured Lockbox is destroyed by a player other than its owner, both the destroyer and the owner win the game. If Secured Lockbox is destroyed by its owner, the owner is eliminated. Secured Lockbox cannot be destroyed. Goldenboots
Advanced Targeting System cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Actions you play cannot have their targets changed. ChippyYYZ
Interference cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Play in response to an Action. Its controller chooses a new target, you choose a new target, then choose a random target. The Action randomly targets one of the three. ChippyYYZ
Big Rock Ending cards_2701_2800 action Action Draw five cards and play your whole hand. If at the end of the turn there are no things in play and you have no cards in your hand, you win. ChippyYYZ
Oval Office cards_2701_2800 thing_location Thing-Location The occupant of Oval Office may veto three events (play of a card, use of an action ability, etc). These events are cancelled and cannot be re-attempted until the player's next turn, UNLESS a 2/3 majority of other players vote to override the veto. After the third veto attempt, destroy Oval Office. Goldenboots
My Bifocals Are Missing! cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Cards with small text ("longtext=true") do not apply to the controller of My Bifocals Are Missing! Action: Destroy a card with small text. Goldenboots
Vorpal Bandyclef cards_2701_2800 thing_weapon Thing - Weapon 15 Action: Destroy target living Thing or return target non-living Thing to its controller's hand, and return Vorpal Bandyclef to your hand. Adapted from the Progress Quest deck Binarius
Placate the Bacon Elementals cards_2701_2800 thing_quest Thing - Quest At the beginning of your third turn after playing this card, destroy it and draw five cards. Adapted from the Progress Quest deck Binarius
Hastiness cards_2701_2800 thing_spell Thing - Spell Action: If target opponent attempts to play any Action or Thing on their next turn, they have a 50% chance of failing. Adapted from the Progress Quest deck Binarius
Bottled Bottle cards_2701_2800 thing Thing 4W When Bottled Bottle is destroyed, return it to play. Action:Destroy Bottled Bottle. Not that it does anything Bucky
Thanks for the Snacks! cards_2701_2800 thing Thing If the controller of this card provided snacks for this game session, and they are still uneaten, the controller may choose to play two Actions or two Things in a turn when he/she would have otherwise played an Action and a Thing. Goldenboots
Not right now, I'm on the computer! cards_2701_2800 action Action End your turn immediately. Until your turn, none of your cards may be affected by any other player's cards effects. NARF
Near-infinite Regress cards_2701_2800 action Action Record the state of the game. Remove the 20 cards in the game that are oldest (in the Infinite Dvorak Game wiki). Shuffle and begin a new game. If/when that ends, restore the condition in the original game EXCEPT all players who won the "subgame" draw a card and all players eliminated from the subgame discard a card. This card is in the new game, at least the first few times. Goldenboots
Grand Theft Auto cards_2701_2800 thing Thing You may skip your turn to destroy a Cop token. Action: If you control no Cop tokens, then gain control of a Thing and put a Cop token into play. Kevan
Sapper cards_2701_2800 thing Thing If a Thing (other than this one) has a Sapper token on it, its card text is blank. If it has three Sapper tokens, destroy it. Action: Put a Sapper token onto any Thing. Kevan
Pest Control cards_2701_2800 thing Thing Action: Destroy any number of Things you control. Kevan
Sundive cards_2701_2800 action Action Destroy five Money tokens and a Thing you control. Gain five cards and ten Money tokens. Binarius
The Best Things In Life Are Free cards_2701_2800 action Action $0 Put target Thing under your control. Binarius