Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 2501-2600

Ricochet Action Play in response to a Thing being destroyed. Pick a non-Token thing at random, from all the others in play - that Thing is destroyed instead. Card : Kevan	Rocket Launcher Thing When this comes into play, put three Ammo tokens into play. Action: Destroy an Ammo token you control, to destroy a Thing. Card : Kevan	Cloak of Polymorph Z1 Thing Play this onto target thing. As long as Cloak of Polymorph is in play, the thing it was played onto has all types and colours and belongs to all classes. (That means the thing is living and undead and inanimate and a robot and female and male etc. at the same time!) Card : Zt
Talking Walls Z2 Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. When this comes into play, turn all non-token things you control face down. As long as a thing is face down it's simply not there. At the beginning of your turn you may put one of your things face up again. Card : Zt	Technocracy Z3 Thing As long as this is in play, all instances of "Action:" on the things you control read "Action or Thing:" Card : Zt	Lucky Bastard Thing Person As long as lucky bastard is in play owner decides the fate of all random events Card : gill_smoke
Web Designer Thing Person "They don't really DO anything" -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Toodles Thing Person If Owner controls a tooth they win the game. Action: Make a shiny token. "She thinks she's the freaken tooth fairy" -Bub Card : gill_smoke	Commercialism Thing At the beginning of each player's turn, they must either put a Thing into play from their hand, take a non-token Thing they control back into their hand, or lose the game. Card : Kevan

Fuel Injection Thing You may destroy this card at any time, to play a card immediately from your hand. Card : Kevan	Cupboards raining from the sky Action In this round, play as many things as you wish. Card : Zt	Albert Camus Thing Action: Generate a zombie token. "How do you know he didn't summon zombies? You don't even know who he was!" Card : Zt
Buccaneers Thing Instead of drawing a card, you may play an extra thing. Action: Gain control of a ship (spaceships are fine, too). Card : Zt	Blatant Violation Of Infinite Dvorak Rule #4 2C Action Play in response to any action with effects that wear off or occur at the end of a turn. Those effects instead wear off/occur at the end of that player's next turn, at which point you must discard your hand for violating rule 4. No special rules. Card : ChippyYYZ	Cloak of Nilmorph 3C Thing Play this onto any Thing. This card and the card it's attached to have no types or colors. They are not tangible, intangible, living, undead, etc. Card : ChippyYYZ
E Unum Pluribus 4C Action If you control only one Thing, create four copies of it. Card : ChippyYYZ	Truckosaurus Rex Thing Action: Discard a card and destroy a Thing. Card : Binarius	Mitosis Action Draw a card for every Thing in your hand. Card : Binarius

Blue Sky Catastrophe ∞ Thing At the conclusion of every player's turn, they must reveal the top card of the draw pile and place it in the discard pile. Count the number of lines in that card's ruletext, and count that far through the normal order of play to find out who takes a turn next. Card : Binarius	Ghost in the Machine Thing Action: Pick a random Thing from all those with Action abilities, other than this one. Activate that ability as if you controlled the Thing. Card : Kevan	Conjoined Twin Thing At the end of your turn, take another turn (but don't take another one at the end of that one). If this card is destroyed, you lose the game. Card : Kevan
Always Get Paid In Gold Bars Thing When this comes into play, any player with no Gold tokens gets five Gold tokens. If anyone controls ten Gold tokens, they win the game. Card : Kevan	Venus in furs Thing Person None of a chosen opponent's living things may perform actions. Card : gill_smoke	Golf Pro Thing Person Destroy a money token to play, any one of your living things may take two actions when they would take one. Try that again. Card : gill_smoke
Wirer Thing Person Destroy any number of tokens, for each token destroyed in this way attach two nonliving things together with a wire token, the attached things are considered one thing with all rules text. Yeah, I can do that. Card : gill_smoke	Missile Bank Thing Whenever a Thing comes into play, destroy it. Card : Kevan	Godot Thing You may not play this card from your hand. If this card is in play under your control, you win the game. Card : Kevan

You are a Nerd! Action Choose a player. If he controls any things that are related to computers, internet, hacking or comics, he has to destroy all of them. Card : Zt	Poetry Slam Thing Every player may play as many things as he wants during his turn, as long as the things' titles all rhyme. Card : Zt	You are all going to suffer! Reaction Play this in response to an Action. If the Action would have destroyed things you control, destroy target thing instead. If the Action would have caused you to discard cards, all other players discard their hands instead. If the Action would have eliminated you, eliminate all other players instead. Card : Zt
Out Of Sight Thing If any of your Things is to be destroyed, you may give the opponent who would destroy it a card from your hand to prevent its destruction. Card : Binarius	Friends In High Places 6 Action Destroy a Thing and draw four cards. Card : Binarius	Past Life Melodies Thing Draw a card whenever you play an Action with a cornervalue. Whenever you draw an Action with a cornervalue, draw another card. Card : Binarius
Alpha Male Thing Person Playable on another, If another card owned by controler tries to use an action ability, Alpha Male's triggers instead. Action: destroy random thing. Card : gill_smoke	Beta Female Thing Person Playable on another, If another card owned by controler tries to use an action ability, Beta Female's does too. Action: play a thing from your hand. Card : gill_smoke	Token Exchange Thing Destroy 3 tokens of differing types to play. At the beginning of your turns roll a 6 sided die the number minus 1 is the token exchange rate, all effects that create tokens create the exchange rate number of tokens. All players may use Token Exchange's ability. Action: Destroy the exchange rate number of a one type of token to create one token of a different type. This is unusable if the exchange rate is zero. Card : gill_smoke

Treasure Chest Thing Action: Draw three cards, or put ten Gold tokens into play, then destroy this card. Card : Kevan	Sifting Action Every player draws a card, then discards a card. Card : Kevan	Trap: Acid Spray Action Victim discards their hand. From the Cube deck Card : Kevan, added by Binarius
For the Orders Militant Action If you control a living Thing and at least one other Thing, any opponent who does not control any Things is eliminated. Adapted from the Dawn of War deck Card : Binarius	Apollo Justice 6 Thing - Attorney Draw a card whenever a living Thing comes into play. Adapted from the Phoenix Wright CCG card set Card : Binarius	K Street Lobbyist +1 Thing When a vote is called on rules interpretation, KSL's owner picks an opponent, who must vote as KSL's owner directs. "Action:" propose a vote to change a single word on a card on the table. Card : Goldenboots
Backroom Deal <-> Action You may agree with one other player to trade one word in the text of one of your Things with a word in the text of one of his/her Things. No more than three minutes may be spent negotiating the agreement. Card : Goldenboots	Solor panels Thing At the begining of your turn you may create an energy token Card : gill_smoke	Flobine Thing At the begining of your turn you may create an energy token Card : gill_smoke

Power Outage P0 Action All players destroy 2 energy tokens or on their next turn they cannot take any actions. What are we going to do now, play cards? Card : gill_smoke	Cleanup in Aisle Seven Action Return any number of non-token Things of your choice to their owners' hands. Card : Kevan	Large Hadron Collider Thing Action: Destroy a token you control, and any other token, to reveal the top card of the draw pile and play it immediately. Action: Put a Proton token into play. Card : Kevan
Thing Destruction Action Destroy target Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Waldo Thing You may reveal Waldo from your hand upon drawing him from the deck to draw five cards and shuffle Waldo into the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ	When Octopi Ruled The Earth Unknown All numbers in digit form are interpreted in base-8 (The tens place is now the eights place, hundreds is now sixty-fours, etc.) When the digits 8 or 9 appear in the ruletext of any card in play or being played, shuffle this card into the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ
Cornervirus 7S Action Destroy target Thing with a Cornervalue. Destroy all Things with cornervalues that shared a symbol with the destroyed Thing's cornervalue. Card : Bucky	Game Corner 8S Thing Whenever you play a Thing that shares one of its cornervalue symbols with at least two other Things, draw a card. If you ever control three Things with the same cornervalue, you win the game. "Jackpot!" Card : Bucky	Corner Node 9S Thing-Node Whenever a player plays a card, you may change its cornervalue to the Roman Numeral corresponding to the number of Nodes you control. The change is permanent. Card : Bucky

Quick inspection Dy2 Action Destroy all non token things in play without corner values Card : gill_smoke	Free Parking M2 Action Create 1 money token for every token in play Card : gill_smoke	Beauty contest CC1 Action Collect 1 money token Card : gill_smoke
Old English Mansion Thing Action: Put a ghost token into play. Action: Sell the mansion: Gain ten money tokens or one gold token and destroy this. Card : Zt	Soviet Spy CCCP Thing Action: Take a card from the discard pile and play it for target opponent. The opponent makes any decisions for it. Card : Zt	Back to Nature 1GG Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. At the beginning of your turn, take a thing you control back to your hand. Card : Zt
Bottled Time 1T Thing Take an extra turn immediately after the turn in which Bottled Time is destroyed. If it's somehow destroyed more than once in the same turn, you take only one extra turn. Card : Bucky	Bottled Grime 2T Thing When Bottled Grime is destroyed, gain two Sludge tokens. eww... Card : Bucky	Bottled Fairy 3T Thing When Bottled Fairy is destroyed, draw two cards. If you would be eliminated from the game, destroy Bottled Fairy instead. Yes, you still get to draw the cards. Card : Bucky

Ten Green Bottles Thing When this comes into play, put ten Green Bottle tokens into play. If there are no Green Bottle tokens in play, you win the game. Card : Kevan	The Day an Octopus got Elected President of the United States Thing All numbers on all cards read "four score and eight". Card : Zt	Mutato, the Master Thing Action: Mutato becomes a copy of target thing but keeps this Action Ability in his text. He could be everything. The chair you are sitting on, the water you are drinking, the air you are breathing. He could even be YOU and you wouldn't know it. Card : Zt
I'm Saving that for Later Thing Indestructible. Action: Take a card from your hand and remove it from the game. Action: Take a card that was removed from the game back to your hand. Everybody may look at cards that are removed from the game. Card : Zt	Bottled Antimatter 4T Thing When Bottled Antimatter is destroyed, destroy target Thing and gain three Energy Tokens. Action:Destroy Bottled Antimatter. Now ''that's'' going out with a bang. Card : Bucky	Giant Bottle 5T Thing Action:Remove target Thing from the game an put it under Giant Bottle. When Giant Bottle is destroyed, return it to play. Relax, I'm keeping him perfectly safe. Card : Bucky
Bottlesuit Thing Things you control cannot be destroyed unless a player discards a card for each thing that's going to be destroyed. "It's battlesuit, you idiot, BATTLESUIT!" Card : Zt	Oktoberfest Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. At the beginning of your turn decide if you are drunk or lost during this turn. Lost: You cannot play things. Drunk: Destroy all money tokens you control and discard a card. Card : Zt	The Incredible Phantastatron Plus Plus Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. All players may use this thing's Abilities. If you control more than 2000 tokens, the Phantastatron explodes and eliminates you. Action and Thing: All tokens you control are copied. Card : Zt

Bottle Node 6T Thing-Node Whenever a Node you control is destroyed, draw a card and gain a Node Token. "How hard can it possibly be to clean up a node infestation?" Card : Bucky	Genie in a Bottle Action You have a free wish. I'm not joking! Just create a new card and shuffle it into the deck. Card : Zt	Voodoo Puppet Thing When this comes into play, write target player's name on it. When Voodoo Puppet is destroyed, destroy a thing that player controls. When Voodoo Puppet is in your hand, that player is eliminated. If there is more than one name on Voodoo Puppet, all players are eliminated. Card : Zt
Voodoo Witch Thing Whenever a thing is destroyed, all things with the same name are destroyed as well. Action: Rename target thing. Card : Zt	Bury Alive 7T Action Move target Thing to the bottom of the discard pile. Card : Bucky	Random Teleport 8T Action Shuffle target Thing into the draw pile. "It's a temporary solution." Card : Bucky
Double Play 9T Action Return two Things to their controllers' hands Card : Bucky	Privacy Thing Whenever you are forced to reveal your hand, draw a card. If you are permanently forced to show your hand, draw the whole deck and destroy this. There's still something called hand size limit, don't forget that. Card : Zt	Robo-Arm Thing You have a second hand where you can put up to five cards. If you have to discard your hand, you can choose whether you want to discard your normal hand or your additional hand. When this card leaves play, put the two hands back together (and discard depending on hand size limit). Card : Zt

Criss Angel Thing "Whoa! A wizard that doesn't do anything at all?" "He's not a wizard, he's an illusionist!" Card : Zt	Bottled Fart 7T Thing When Bottled Fart is destroyed, each player discards a random card. Card : ChippyYYZ	Message In A Bottle 8T Thing When Message In A Bottle is destroyed, look at the top five cards of the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ
Bottle Of Barbed Wire And Salt 9T Thing When a player destroys this card, they discard their hand (of cards). Aahh! Why do you keep these things together? Card : ChippyYYZ	Bottle of Rejuvenation Thing Whenever one of your things is destroyed, draw a card. Card : Zt	Homo Neanderthalensis Thing When this comes into play, club target living thing to death. "Homo? So is he some kind of freakin' queer or what?" - Bub Card : Zt
Folding protien P223 Thing Thing and Action: Roll a six sided die and add the number of tokens in play if even create a copy of "Folding Protien" if odd create an energy or money token for every Folding protien in play. They are like little M. C. Echer bots creating self reflection everywhere. Card : gill_smoke	Inspector General p7q Thing Person Players must destroy a token whenever a non token thing whithout a corner value comes into play. Card : gill_smoke	Corner Tax Tx1 Action All players destoy a money token for every thing in play with a corner value, if out of money they destoy the things instead. Card : gill_smoke

Bottled Rage B10 Thing If this card is revealed to be in your hand, discard it and all opponents must discard their hands. If this card is destroyed, discard your hand; if this card is destroyed by a Thing's Action ability, that Thing is destroyed as well. Action: Destroy a Thing. Card : Binarius	The Bottle Is Half Empty B0 Thing When this card comes into play, every player discards a card. No player with more than three cards in their hand may draw at the beginning of their turn. Card : Binarius	Kung Fu Mastery 36 Thing Draw a card whenever an opponent plays an Action, and discard it if it is not also an Action. In any turn in which you do not play a Thing, you may play up to three Actions. Card : Binarius
Exibitionist Gluttony Action Destoy all food related things in play, create a money token for all things destroyed. "It was worth it" Card : gill_smoke	Awkward Social Situation Action All players turn away in horror, You get a money token for all non token things in play but skip your next turn. Card : gill_smoke	Tanka J2 Action All players may compose a Tanka verse (57577 syllables) in a minute, if they do they get a poetry token, otherwise they give control of a thing to each of the players who did. My feelings for you. Increases through all of time. Wether hate or love. I wager you're the same way. That's why we play Dvoak. Card : gill_smoke
Credit Crunch Action Every player discards two cards. Destroy all Money and Gold tokens. Card : Kevan	Knuckle Down Thing Your maximum hand size is reduced by four. Action: Draw a card. Card : Kevan	Jeeves Thing When Jeeves comes into play, put two Motive tokens into play. You may destroy a Motive token you control to negate the effects of any Action, or to destroy a Thing as it comes into play. Card : Kevan

Bank Error CC2 Action Collect 2 money tokens Card : gill_smoke

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