Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 2401-2500

mentalist Thing Thing: trigger another living thing's action ability under your control. "You are under my control" Card : gill_smoke	Svengali Thing Attach to another living thing. If Svengali would leave play the other card is destroyed. Card : gill_smoke	Relegation Action Return target Thing to its owner's hand. Card : Binarius
Hunger Strike Thing You may not draw cards. If you have no cards in your hand at the beginning of your turn, you win. Thing and Action: Discard a card. Card : Binarius	Pringles Cantenna Thing Name an opponent when this card enters play. Their Things also apply to you as if you controlled them, but you may not use those Things' Action abilities. Card : Binarius	Miss Me? Action Move one card from the discard pile into your hand. Card : Corrigan
Library Card Thing Action: Put one Thing from the draw pile into play under your control. After having it in play for 3 of your turns, you may return it to the draw pile and then shuffle it, or discard one card at the beginning of each of your turns as long as you have it. If the Thing is destroyed, discard your hand. If an opponent takes control of it, they must discard a card each of their turns. Card : Corrigan	I Hate You All! Thing Action: Create a Spite token and give it to another player. If a player has 3 or more Spite tokens, their maximum hand size is 3. Card : Corrigan	Breeder Node 7R Thing-Node Thing:Gain a copy of target Node. Card : Bucky

Parasite Node 8R Thing-Node Action:Draw a card for each Node you control, then destroy one of your Nodes. Card : Bucky	Fabricator Node 9R Thing-Node Action:Gain one copy of target Token for each Node in play. Card : Bucky	Forgot About Corr Action If there are no Things by Corrigan in play, any opponent who cannot produce a card by Corrigan from their hand must discard their hand in shame. Card : Binarius
Formulaic Insult Contest Action Choose a noun, verb, adjective or adverb. Each player reveals all the cards in his/her hand with that word in their titles. The player who reveals the most cards gets to take control of up to 3 Things. "Yo mamma's so fat she got diabetes!" Card : Corrigan	Giant Happy Spider Friend Thing Your hand size is eight. Action: Remove target living Thing's Action ability. After five turns, it is destroyed. Card : Corrigan	Where is the Internet? Thing No players may draw cards. "Where is that thing? I've heard that it's in my computer, but it's so small. Card : Corrigan
Ten Million Years Later Action Destroy all Things and replace each of them with a Dust token. Card : Kevan	Freedom of Information Act request Action - Reaction Play as an opponets card would go to the discard pile, place in your hand instead. Card : gill_smoke	L33t sp34k Y4 Action Change the Title of any card in play. PWNd Card : gill_smoke

New world order Action Return all living things to thier owner's hands Card : gill_smoke	ALL YOUR BASE Action Put the three top cards from the discard pile into your hand. Card : NARF	Void Node 0R Thing-Node Action:Put a node from play into your hand. Card : gill_smoke
Horror of the Infinite Thing Cards that refer to specific types of Thing cannot be played. If any Things (except this one) refer to specific types of Thing, destroy them. Card : Kevan	Modest Abundance Thing Whenever a player would draw a card, they instead draw cards until they have three in their hand. (If they already have three or more cards in their hand, they skip that draw.) Card : Kevan	Mixed Bag Action Put ten tokens into play under your control, each of a different type. Card : Kevan
Clean Slate Action All players discard their hands. Shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile. Then all players redraw their hands. Card : NARF	Deadly Switch Action Switch the discard pile with the deck. Card : NARF	Big Red Button Action Every player chooses a number from 1 to 6. Roll a six sided die. If anyone chose the number rolled, make them discard their hand. Numbers can be shared by multiple people. Card : NARF

Just Visiting Reaction Play immediately when one of your Things is to be destroyed. Put it back under your control at the beginning of your next turn. Card : Binarius	Afterburners Thing You may play two Actions per turn. Card : Binarius	Deep Thought Thing When you draw this card, you must play it immediately. At the end of your turn, put this card on the bottom of the draw pile. The second time this card is played, you and the player who played it first both win. Card : Binarius
Soul Thing Soul The soul of a homicidal maniac. Card : Depressi added by gill_smoke	Soul Thing Soul The soul of an innocent child. Card : Depressi added by gill_smoke	New Strategy Action Discard your hand, and draw three new cards. Card : Depressi added by gill_smoke
No Corner For YOU! Thing This thing cannot be destroyed. All cards with corner values must be discarded immediately unless expressly stated against by the card. Card : NARF	Action Lock Thing If you draw this card, you must play it at the next available chance. You are not be able to play actions if there is someway not to play actions while this card lives. If you have a full hand of actions, you must either skip your turn or discard. Card : NARF	Thing Lock Thing If you draw this card, you must play it at the next available chance. You are not be able to play things if there is someway not to play things while this card lives. If you have a full hand of things, you must either skip your turn or discard. Card : NARF

Limited Ammunition N8 Thing Whenever a Thing uses an Action ability, the player who controls it must destroy a Thing (including tokens) they control. Card : Corrigan	Mongol Go-Go! Action Each player destroys 3 Things and gives control of 1 Thing they control to a different player. Card : Corrigan	The Best Breakfast Ever Action Discard 2 cards, then draw 5 cards and discard 1 card. "I had to discard a card for it, so it must be really really great, right?" Card : Corrigan
Destiny Action Both you and a target player must write down a number between one and ten. You both show your numbers at once. If your number is higher, that player is eliminated. If their number is higher, you are eliminated. If the numbers are the same, shuffle Destiny back into the draw deck. Card : redtoast	All In Action Whoever has the most hard cash on them wins the game. Card : redtoast	Magistrate of Prepostery Thing Action: Everyone secretly picks a number from one to ten. The highest number draws a card; the lowest number discards a card. If two players match numbers, they exchange that many cards, either in play or in their hand. Everyone gets as many Confetti Tokens as the number they chose. Card : redtoast
Condorcet Paradox 3 Action All players vote "Yes" or "No" (or abstain) on the proposition: "All players without a card stating a winning or losing condition in their hand or under their control now win the game". If "Yes" wins, the proposition decides the game. If "No" wins, all players who voted "No" must discard a card. Tie: nothing happens. Card : Goldenboots	Queen of Spades Q Thing Good thing we're not playing Hearts. Card : Goldenboots	Headhunter Thing - Party Member Whenever you destroy a Thing, create a Head token. If you control ten Head tokens, this card gains the text "Action - Cane of Skulls: Eliminate an opponent." Card : Binarius

Brick Thing Play into target opponent's control. Your hand size is decreased by one. Card : Binarius	Custer's Last Stand Reaction Play immediately in response to one of your Things being destroyed by an opponent. Destroy one more, along with two of that opponent's. Card : Binarius	Rain Dance Action Before revealing this card say: "Hallawullawalla!", dance around the table and show your tongue to all other players. If somebody asks you, if you are crazy, they are eliminated. Card : Zt
The Necronomicon Thing Play this face down into target player's control and tell the player: "This is so scary, I cannot even show you." If this card is looked at or destroyed by his owner, the owner is eliminated. You may spice up your every day conversation using fancy words like: "eldritch", "hideous" and "blasphemous". Card : Zt	Nepth Charge Thing Action: Take control of another player's Thing, placing a Brain Rot token on it as t comes into your possession. Every subequent turn, place another Brain Rot token on that controlled card. When a controlled Thing has five Brain Rot tokens on it, discard that Thing. Card : redtoast	Clairvoyance Action Look at the top four cards of the draw pile and rearrange them as you see fit. Card : Binarius
Crotchety Old Geezer Thing Action: Return a Thing that an opponent played during their last turn to their hand, and return Crochety Old Geezer to your hand. You may not use this ability on the same turn in which you play this card. Card : Binarius	Rend Asunder ÷ Action Identify two of target opponent's Things. They must either allow you to choose one and take control of it, or destroy them both. Card : Binarius	Kentsib B3 Thing Brick Discard your hand when you play this card. At the start of each of your turns, destroy the Opponent-controlled Thing that's comes first alphabetically. Card : Depressi added by gill_smoke

Haiku 3B Thing Brick Action: Draw until you have a full hand. Card : Depressi added by gill_smoke	Cypher B4 Thing Brick At the end of their turn, every Opponent must give you a card from their hand. Card : Depressi added by gill_smoke	Evil Hand Evil! Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. During your turn you have to slap yourself in the face once. If you forget it, you are eliminated. Action: Look at the top two cards of the draw pile and rearrange them, if you wish so. Card : Zt
Stephen King stole my ideas! Reaction Play this in response to an action. The action is considered to be played by you now, with you making any decisions for it. Card : Zt	Rune of Haste >> Action Discard n cards. Then choose an Action or Thing ability and use it 2ⁿ times, with you making any decisions for it. Card : Zt	Aardvark town B2 Thing Brick Draw an extra card each turn. Card : Depressi added by gill_smoke
Quigglisp B1 Thing Brick Action: Destroy any of your active Things, and draw three cards. Card : Depressi added by gill_smoke	Biggley 2B Thing Brick Your maximum hand size is now seven. Card : Depressi added by gill_smoke	Out of Body Experience OBE Action All opponents reveal their hands. Then choose a card from a target opponent and take it. That's not an OBE, that's just robbery! Card : Zt

I'm on the Astral Plane Now and All You Suckers Down There Can Bite Me Thing Human things cannot target you or the things you control. He's truly reached enlightenment. Card : Zt	The Combo Card CCC Action Choose one: + Gain a token of any type and name. OR + Use any Action ability two times with you making any decisions for it. OR + Change all instances of 2 to 4 on target card. Card : Zt	Turbodrive 1S Thing At any time during your turn, you may discard an Action to draw a card. Card : Bucky
Combodrive 2S Thing At any time during your turn, you may discard a card with a Cornervalue and draw a card. If the discarded card's cornervalue shares a symbol with the cornervalue of a Thing you control, draw an additional card. Card : Bucky	Food Drive 3S Thing At any time during your turn, you may discard an edible Thing from your hand to draw a card. Action: gain a Food token. Card : Bucky	Going Rogue Action Choose a Thing, and a player. That player must either immediately play an Action card or Action ability to destroy the Thing, or give control of the Thing to you. Card : Kevan
Penalty Shootout Thing When this comes into play, put a Football token into play and have every player draw a card. Action: Give a Football token you control to an opponent. They must either play a Thing from their hand immediately, or lose the game. Any player who controls a Football token may use this ability. Card : Kevan	Solar Flare Action Destroy all electronically-based Things. Card : Binarius	Mr. Universe Thing Mr. Universe counts as both living and electronic. Your hand size limit is increased by three. You may not control living Things other than this one. If you play any card dealing with zombies, you win. Card : Binarius

High Noon Action You and target opponent each roll a die, and the higher number wins. The winner may destroy a number of the loser's Things equal to the difference between the rolls; if the difference is six or more, the loser is eliminated. Before you roll, you may discard cards from your hand; your die roll is increased by 1 for each. Card : Binarius	Reality Glitch Action Each player chooses a Thing in play, and creates a copy of it under their control. Card : Kevan	High-Energy Field Thing Whenever a Thing uses its Action ability, destroy it. Card : Kevan
Imperial Walker Thing Whenver a thing uses an ability that would affect walker, the enemy card is destroyed after it uses the ability, even if Imperial Walker is dead. Card : NARF	Inflation Thing Action: Pick a token type. Each player destroys half the tokens they control of that type (rounding down). Card : Kevan	Hall of Mirrors Thing Whenever a player plays an Action card, each of their opponents may then play a copy of that card. Card : Kevan
You never know... ? Action Ask target player, if she wants all her things destroyed. If she answers "yes", destroy them. If she answers "no", nothing happens. Card : Zt	You never know... Part 2 ? Action Ask target player, if she wants all her things destroyed. If she answers "no", destroy them. If she answers "yes", nothing happens. Card : Zt	You never know... Part 3 ? Action Ask target player, if she wants to discard her hand. If she answers "yes", she has to discard it. If she answers "no", nothing happens. Card : Zt

Cyclops Thing Monster May play on another player, Owner may only play an action or a thing each of thier turns but not both. Card : gill_smoke	Vermlix Thing Dragon Comes into play with 10 money tokens on it. if one of his money tokens are destroyed, destroy 2 random things you control. Thing: Create a new money token on this card. Action: Destroy target thing. "There's a dragon up there" Card : gill_smoke	Margin writer Thing Person Action: add Flavor text to any card in play Card : gill_smoke
Hmm? Action Cause the Action of another player to be repeated exactly as it just happened (i.e., targeting the same player with the exact same effect). Can be played whenever another player uses an Action. Card : redtoast	Ah! Action Draw as many cards as another player just drew. Can be played whenever another player draws one or more cards. Card : redtoast	Aha. Action Repeat the action of another player as though you had played the Action (i.e., not exactly as it occurred; you may choose a different player and any actions required of you by the Action must be done again). Can be played whenever another player uses an Action. Card : redtoast
EMP Blast 4S Action All other players discard a card at random. If a player discards a card with a cornervalue containing a '4' or an 'S', they discard an additional card at random. Card : Bucky	Corner the Market 5S Action Choose a symbol. Gain control of all Things with a cornervalue containing that symbol. Card : Bucky	Junkyard Raider 6S Thing Action: Move the top card of the draw pile to the discard pile. If it has a cornervalue containing a '5' or an 'S', move it to your hand instead. Card : Bucky

Pre-World War Parents Thing During any opponent's turn you may destroy a curfew token you control to prevent a thing from being played. The thing is put in the discard pile. After you used this ability don't use it till the beginning of the next player's turn. Action: Gain a curfew token. "Can I go study latin, please?" "No! Eat your spinach first!" Card : Zt	Graveyard Thing Action and Thing: Take a card from the discard pile and put it under Graveyard. Action and Thing: Play a card from under Graveyard as if it were in your hand. If it was an action, it goes back to the discard pile after being played. Card : Zt	Hive Queen Bzzz Thing If you control ten or more honey tokens and no player other than you controls living things, you win. Action and Thing: Create a Bee card with text: "At the beginning of your turn you may destroy a living thing." Action and Thing: Put a honey token into play. Stop them before it's too late! Card : Zt
The Prisoner Thing Person All attempts to destroy or change ownership fail. Action: Take control of any card with a cornervalue "You are number six"-Number One Card : gill_smoke	Soothsayer Thing Person Action: Add or remove a hex token on a thing in play. things with hex tokens may not use Action or Thing abilities "Beware the Ides of March" Card : gill_smoke	Captain Collosal Thing Person Comes into play with 10 hit tokens on it. If Captain Collosal would be destroyed remove a hit token instead. All destroy effects of opponets must target Captain Collosal first. Card : gill_smoke
King Midas Myth Thing Action: Replace target living thing with a money or a gold token. Card : Zt	Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds LSD Action Play this at the very beginning of your turn. In this turn, you draw the top card of the discard pile, discard cards to the top of the draw pile, play things and actions for another player you choose and you lose, if you win. Card : Zt	Pyrrhic victory Myth Action Destroy target thing. Then destroy all things you control. Card : Zt

Archivist Action If you were the last person to archive the Infinite Dvorak cards on the wiki, prove this to other players and draw five cards. Otherwise, this card has no effect. Card : Kevan

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