Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1901-2000

Damnation Thing Put this card under the control of target player. The player who controls this card cannot win the game. Card : Corrigan	Salvation Thing Put this card under the control of target player. The player who controls this card cannot lose the game. Card : Corrigan	Linguistic Necessitation Action Destroy target Thing whose title contains a letter 'c', 'q' or 'x'. "We don't need these three letters! 'C' can be replaced with a 'k' or an 's', 'q' is only ever used with 'u' and that sound can just be written 'kw', and 'x' can just be replaced with 'ks'!" Card : Corrigan
Pillory 2J Thing Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may mock them. If you do, they discard a card. Card : Bucky	Promulg 3J Thing-Beast At the start of your turn, if there are any other living Things in play, Promulg devours one - remove it from play and put it face-down under Promulg. Card : Bucky	Gate Keeper Thing-person You may play an additional Action every turn. Card : gill_smoke
Dead head Thing-person Owner may ignore all non destroy effects of opponents cards. Card : gill_smoke	Meth head Thing-person Counts as a zombie token. Owner takes a turn after every other player, for example: AbAcAd in a 4 person game. This has no effect in a two person game. Card : gill_smoke	X-Ray Machine X Thing Once during each player's turn, the current player may show you his or her hand. (You may show yourself your own hand.) If that player does, he or she gains a Radiation token. Card : jtwe

Sin Nature Action Create a Damnation token for each player and give one of these tokens to each player. Any player controlling a Damnation token cannot win the game. Card : Corrigan	Olenellus, the Great Trilobite Warrior Thing-Undead Action: Discard any number of cards from your hand and flip an equal number of coins. Destroy 1 Thing for each Thing that comes up heads. "Not even fossilization can stop the mighty Olenellus!" Card : Corrigan	Moment of Peace Thing Your opponents cannot target you, your Things or your hand until the end of your next turn; then destroy Moment of Peace. Card : Corrigan
Restraining Order 4J Thing Play onto another Thing. Whenever the turn ends, that Thing's location becomes the discard pile. Restraining Order remains attached. When subtle hints fail to do the job... Card : Bucky	Abolish 5J Action Target Thing permanently leaves play. If its creator was Corrigan, tear it up to make sure it cannot possibly re-enter play. ...then use something more explicit. Card : Bucky	Following the Rules 6J Thing Actions' effects cannot last beyond the end of the turn. Card : Bucky
あなたの輝かしい遺産を覚えていてください。 事 日本の人々、各々普通である回るより更に1つカードを引くそのようにかもしれない素晴らしい国でいて、こと忘れないでください。 ゲームカードは決して日本語で良く見えません Card : Corrigan	Kersploder Thing Every turn, including those of your opponents, flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads, destroy Kersploder and 5 random Things. Kersplosion! Card : Corrigan	Txtng Thng Only crds w/ splng/pnctn mistakes n there txt or ttl can b n play. Card : Corrigan

Controlled Burn 7J Action Look at up to five cards from the top of the draw pile. You may either replace them in their original order, or put them all in the discard pile and repeat the process. Card : Bucky	Phantom Assassin 8J Thing Phantom Assassin cannot be destroyed by abilities of Things. Action: Search the draw pile for any card and place it in the discard pile He hides in memory, preying on unwary ideas. Card : Bucky	Profane Ritual 9J Action Swap a card in your hand for one in the discard pile. When dealing with a daemon, take care to name your wish only after it reveals its standard fee. Card : Bucky
Antique Pistol Thing Action: Destroy 1 Thing. This Action can only be used every third turn of yours. It looks nice, but it's really inconvenient. Card : Corrigan	Cremate Action Remove all cards in the discard pile from play. Card : Corrigan	Bad Graphics 8B Thing Only blue, red, yellow, green, orange, and purple Things may be in play. Only the most "medium" shade of each colour can be in play. Card : Corrigan
Placeholder 1K Thing This card intentionally left blank. Card : Bucky	Great Leap Forward Action Draw and reveal ten cards. Discard any number of them, and give each opponent a copy of each card you decide to keep. Card : Kevan	Dice Geek Attack 1D Action Roll as many dice (with any number of sides) as can be found within half a minute at most. Roll all of them and destroy a random Thing for each 1 rolled. "Luckily, I keep a skin of 40-sided dice on me at all times in case such a situation should arise." Card : Corrigan

Bog Thing When a Thing uses an Action ability, destroy it. No players may draw more than one card per turn, and Actions that cause drawing of cards cannot be used. Card : Corrigan	You Are Eaten Alive By Ants Action Eliminate the player who controls the most tokens. "I put a magic spell on your tokens and they all turned into ants and ate you! Feel the sting of avarice!" Card : Corrigan	Brainfreeze Action Each player discards their hand and draws a card. Card : ChippyYYZ
Summon Rock Band Action Gain a Drums Token, a Bass Token, a Guitar Token, and a Microphone Token. Card : ChippyYYZ	Mind Explosion Action Draw two cards, OR each other player discards a card. Card : ChippyYYZ	War Machine 2K Thing At the start of your turn, before drawing any cards, discard a card and destroy target Thing. If you cannot, you lose the game. Card : Bucky
Cloning Cylinder 3K Thing-Device When you play this, choose a Thing you control. All Clone Tokens are copies of that Thing. Action:Put a Clone Token into play. Card : Bucky	Training mode 4K Thing-Universe When this comes into play, draw a card. If a player would win the game, they draw a card instead. Players may only draw one card per turn in this way. Card : Bucky	The Infinity Vortex Thing At the end of each player's turn, they discard a card and put it face-down underneath The Infinity Vortex. When this card is destroyed, each player, starting with you, plays a random card from under The Infinity Vortex until there are no playable cards left. Card : ChippyYYZ

Cornered! Action Destroy all things that have a cornervalue. Card : ChippyYYZ	Fatal Circuitry Flaw ERROR Thing - Equipment You may play this onto a thing with an Action ability or similar ability just as that ability would be used. Add "Destroy this thing and discard a random card." to the end of the attached thing's abilities. Card : ChippyYYZ	Wikipedal Action Draw a card for each non-token Thing in play which is the subject of a Wikipedia article (ie. entering its title into Wikipedia's search box and clicking 'go' takes you to an article). Articles created during the course of the game do not count. Card : Kevan
King of Hi-Vis Thing You may decide that King of Hi-Vis counts or doesn't count as any particular type of Thing (including "token"), at any time. Card : Kevan	Chewing Gum Blob Thing If this Thing is destroyed, place it in the hand of the player responsible for its destruction. Card : Kevan	Zombie horde Z10 Action Create 10 zombie tokens Card : gill_smoke
Friedy's Thing Gain control of all zombies in play and place all tokens on this card. while this card is in play the zombies on the card are not considered in play because they are working. Thing: create food token. Action: create money token. See: http://www.cheapass.com/ Card : gill_smoke	Zombified groomer Thing Destroy all pet related things Card : gill_smoke	Sadism Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed because of one of your Things or an Action you played, draw a card. Card : Corrigan

Masochism Thing Whenever one of your Things is destroyed or an opponent's card makes you discard cards from your hand, draw a card. Card : Corrigan	Poisoned Wine Action Play in response to a player taking a drink. Eliminate him or her. Card : Corrigan	Booby Trap Thing When this comes into play, secretly note down the name of a card. If an opponent plays a card with that name, or uses the action ability of a card with that name, you may reveal the note to eliminate them from the game. Card : Kevan
Silk Bouquet Action If your hand is empty after playing this card, draw five cards. Card : Kevan	Plague Thing Your hand size is reduced by two. Whenever an opponent plays an Action which targets you or your Things, they gain a copy of this card (if they do not already have one). Card : Kevan	The Eighties Will Live On! B52 Action Take control of a green, purple, pink, white or black Thing. "Hyyype!" Card : Corrigan
All Of Us Soldiers Empty Our Rounds Into Your Side Action Eliminate the player who controls the most Things with an Action ability with the word "destroy" in it. The battles of this fashioned war ain't what we've been fighting for. Tyrant you know your time has come. Card : Corrigan	Hypothetical Gun Thing Action: Destroy target immaterial Thing. Card : Corrigan	Macron Thing Things you control count as four things for any rules or effects that count the number of Things in play or in your control. Card : ChippyYYZ

Filch Thing Once between your turns, when an opponent plays an action, you may put it in your hand if it would go to the discard pile. Card : ChippyYYZ	Laser Thing Once between your turns, you may have an opponent play a random card if possible (this counts as one of their plays for the turn). Card : ChippyYYZ	Helicopter ride Thing Action: Destroy X money tokens to remove a target thing from play for X turns. Card : gill_smoke
First place Action Create a blue ribbon token and 10 money tokens. Card : gill_smoke	Treasure chest Thing Comes into play with 100 money tokens on the card Card : gill_smoke	Credit Card Thing When this comes into play, draw five cards. When it leaves play, discard five cards (or as many cards as you have). Card : Kevan
Occupation of Iraq Thing Create 8 Oil tokens when you play this. All Oil tokens' text is as follows: Action: Destroy this and create two money tokens. Action: Destroy this and play two Actions. Card : Corrigan	Ted Rall Thing Action: Destroy target red Thing. Card : Corrigan	Thou Shalt Not Steal Thing Whenever a player takes control of a Thing belonging to another player, eliminate the player who took control of the Thing. Card : Corrigan

Clever Stunt Involving Mirrors Action Trade players with target player. Card : ChippyYYZ	Trurl's Robot Thing Action: Create a token of any type that begins with N, or reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal one that begins with N, put that card into your hand, and shuffle the rest into the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ	Zen Koan O Thing If Zen Koan is destroyed and you have no cards in your hand and only one blank card in play, you win and are eliminated. "It is like swallowing a red-hot iron ball. You try to vomit it out, but you can't." Card : Binarius
RPG Strike Action Destroy a Thing. If it was a living Thing, put three Gib tokens into play under its owner's control. Card : Kevan	Hide and Seek Thing Action: Note down the name of a non-token Thing you control. A chosen opponent chooses a Thing. If they chose the Thing you noted down, they draw a card; otherwise you draw a card. Any player may use this Action ability. Card : Kevan	Albatross Thing If this card is destroyed, the player responsible for its destruction must discard their hand. Card : Kevan
Mad Doc Grotsnik Thing - Ork Your things may not be destroyed. At the start of your turns, place an insanity counter on this card. Action: Destroy Mad Doc Grotsnik and one thing you control for each insanity counter. If the number of insanity counters is greater than the number of things you control at the beginning of this turn, you must take this action. Card : Atticus	Ghazghkull Thraka Thing - Ork When this thing comes into play, destroy any card and the cards adjacent to it. Every turn, place a Boredom token on this card. Action: Destroy three Boredom tokens to return this card to your hand. Card : Atticus	Ork Minepig Thing - Ork vehicle When this card is destroyed, destroy all cards adjacent to it and discard one card from your hand. Action: Place a mine token on any card. When a card with a mine token uses an action or is involved in an action, destroy that card and the mine token. Card : Atticus

Rent Thing Action: A chosen opponent must give you a token they control, if they have one. Card : Kevan	Bluff Call Action For each Thing that has an Action ability, and in an order of your choosing, its owner must either use that Action ability immediately or destroy the Thing. Card : Kevan	Lasso Trap Thing When a non-token Thing comes into play, gain control of it and destroy this card. Card : Kevan
Blue Screen Of Death Thing No player may win, lose, take a turn, or play any card, and the current state of the game may not be changed in any way. Card : Binarius	Winnow Action Every player discards a card. Card : Kevan	No Secrets Thing Players may look at one another's hands at any time. Card : Kevan
Gorgon's Head Thing Things with Petrification tokens on them may not use their Action abilities. When Gorgon's Head leaves play, destroy all Petrification tokens. Action: Put a Petrification token onto any Thing. Card : Kevan	Falcon Punch 5K Action Destroy target Thing so hard that its controller discards a card. Card : Bucky	A wizard did it 6K Thing Play onto another Thing. that Thing becomes a Special Rule with all second person pronouns replaced by the appropriate form of your name. Card : Bucky

Handwave 7K Action Play in response to an Action to nullify its effects, or play normally to draw a card. Card : Bucky	Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich Thing Choose a Thing when this comes into play. All non-token Things (apart from this one) are considered to have the name and card text of that Thing. Card : Kevan	Lights Out For Darker Skies Action Destroy all Things which have an Action ability which has not yet been used this game. Card : Kevan
Last Page Of The Midterm Thing This card intentionally left (almost) blank. Card : Binarius	One Man's Trash Action Remove the nth card from the discard pile (counting from the top), put it into your hand, and discard n cards. Card : Binarius	How Perfectly Obvious Action Choose an opponent and name a card. If they have that card in their hand, put it into your hand. Card : Binarius
Anagrammaton Thing Action: Rename any card in play, in your hand or in the discard pile to an anagram of its previous name. Card : Kevan	Last Minute Bid Action Gain control of a Thing whose name returns at least one (uncorrected) result when searched for on ebay.com. Card : Kevan	Nazgûl Thing Nazgûl may not be destroyed by any Thing that is human and male. Action: Chosen opponent flips a coin until it comes up tails and discards a number of cards equal to the number of heads. Card : Binarius

Flung Dung Thing Put Flung Dung into play under any player's control; that player's other Things may not use their Action abilities. Destroy Flung Dung when it acquires three Disinfectant tokens. Action: Put a Disinfectant token onto Flung Dung. Card : Binarius	Doomed. Doooomed! =O Thing Play this card into play under any player's control. If any player is eliminated, you are also eliminated. Card : Binarius	McGuffin 8K Thing When the game ends, you win. When a player's card eliminates you from the game, that player gains control of McGuffin Card : Bucky
Scrying crystal 9K Thing Action:Look at up to two cards at random from target player's hand. Card : Bucky	Bulk Order Thing Skip your draw phase. When this comes into play, put three Delay tokens into play. If there are no Delay tokens in play, destroy this card and draw five cards. Action: Destroy a Delay token. Card : Kevan	Plagiarist Thing Action: Choose a random Thing that has an Action ability, other than this card. Plagiarist performs a copy of that Thing's Action ability as if it were its own. Card : Kevan
Card Advantage Action If you have fewer cards in your hand than a chosen opponent, draw cards until you have one more than them. Card : Kevan	Infinite Game of Infinite Dvorak Action Destroy all things with the text "win," "victory," "lose," or "eliminate," and destroy any tokens created by those cards. Card : Atticus	Horde of Savage Orks Thing - Ork This thing comes into play with twenty Ork tokens. Action:Destroy an Ork token to destroy a thing your opponent controls. Any player may take this action. Card : Atticus

Being Very Sleepy Thing Being very sleepy, you miss important happenings. Ignore the effects of actions that effect you. Your things are still vulnerable. Card : Atticus

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