To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard Damnation/T/Put this card under the control of target player. The player who controls this card cannot win the game.skipcard Salvation/T/Put this card under the control of target player. The player who controls this card cannot lose the game.skipcard Linguistic Necessitation/A/Destroy target Thing whose title contains a letter 'c', 'q' or 'x'. (""We don't need these three letters! 'C' can be replaced with a 'k' or an 's', 'q' is only ever used with 'u' and that sound can just be written 'kw', and 'x' can just be replaced with 'ks'!"")skipcard Pillory (2J)/T/Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may mock them. If you do, they discard a card.skipcard Promulg (3J)/T/At the start of your turn, if there are any other living Things in play, Promulg devours one - remove it from play and put it face-down under Promulg.skipcard Gate Keeper/T/You may play an additional Action every turn.skipcard Dead head/T/Owner may ignore all non destroy effects of opponents cards.skipcard Meth head/T/Counts as a zombie token. %rOwner takes a turn after every other player, for example: AbAcAd in a 4 person game. This has no effect in a two person game.skipcard X-Ray Machine (X)/T/Once during each player's turn, the current player may show you his or her hand. <i>(You may show yourself your own hand.)</i> If that player does, he or she gains a Radiation token.skipcard Sin Nature/A/Create a Damnation token for each player and give one of these tokens to each player. Any player controlling a Damnation token cannot win the game.skipcard Olenellus, the Great Trilobite Warrior/T/Action: Discard any number of cards from your hand and flip an equal number of coins. Destroy 1 Thing for each Thing that comes up heads. (""Not even fossilization can stop the mighty Olenellus!"")skipcard Moment of Peace/T/Your opponents cannot target you, your Things or your hand until the end of your next turn; then destroy Moment of Peace.skipcard Restraining Order (4J)/T/Play onto another Thing. Whenever the turn ends, that Thing's location becomes the discard pile. Restraining Order remains attached. ("When subtle hints fail to do the job...")skipcard Abolish (5J)/A/Target Thing permanently leaves play. If its creator was Corrigan, tear it up to make sure it cannot possibly re-enter play. ("...then use something more explicit.")skipcard Following the Rules (6J)/T/Actions' effects cannot last beyond the end of the turn.skipcard あなたの輝かしい遺産を覚えていてください。/T/日本の人々、各々普通である回るより更に1つカードを引くそのようにかもしれない素晴らしい国でいて、こと忘れないでください。 ("ゲームカードは決して日本語で良く見えません")skipcard Kersploder/T/Every turn, including those of your opponents, flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads, destroy Kersploder and 5 random Things. ("Kersplosion!")skipcard Txtng/T/Only crds w/ splng/pnctn mistakes n there txt or ttl can b n play.skipcard Controlled Burn (7J)/A/Look at up to five cards from the top of the draw pile. You may either replace them in their original order, or put them all in the discard pile and repeat the process.skipcard Phantom Assassin (8J)/T/Phantom Assassin cannot be destroyed by abilities of Things.%r%rAction: Search the draw pile for any card and place it in the discard pile ("He hides in memory, preying on unwary ideas.")skipcard Profane Ritual (9J)/A/Swap a card in your hand for one in the discard pile. ("When dealing with a daemon, take care to name your wish only after it reveals its standard fee.")skipcard Antique Pistol/T/Action: Destroy 1 Thing. This Action can only be used every third turn of yours. ("It looks nice, but it's really inconvenient.")skipcard Cremate/A/Remove all cards in the discard pile from play.skipcard Bad Graphics (8B)/T/Only blue, red, yellow, green, orange, and purple Things may be in play. Only the most "medium" shade of each colour can be in play.skipcard Placeholder (1K)/T/ ("This card intentionally left blank.")skipcard Great Leap Forward/A/Draw and reveal ten cards. Discard any number of them, and give each opponent a copy of each card you decide to keep.skipcard Dice Geek Attack (1D)/A/Roll as many dice (with any number of sides) as can be found within half a minute at most. Roll all of them and destroy a random Thing for each 1 rolled. (""Luckily, I keep a skin of 40-sided dice on me at all times in case such a situation should arise."")skipcard Bog/T/When a Thing uses an Action ability, destroy it. No players may draw more than one card per turn, and Actions that cause drawing of cards cannot be used.skipcard You Are Eaten Alive By Ants/A/Eliminate the player who controls the most tokens. (""I put a magic spell on your tokens and they all turned into ants and ate you! Feel the sting of avarice!"")skipcard Brainfreeze/A/Each player discards their hand and draws a card.skipcard Summon Rock Band/A/Gain a Drums Token, a Bass Token, a Guitar Token, and a Microphone Token.skipcard Mind Explosion/A/Draw two cards,<BR>OR each other player discards a card.skipcard War Machine (2K)/T/At the start of your turn, before drawing any cards, discard a card and destroy target Thing. If you cannot, you lose the game.skipcard Cloning Cylinder (3K)/T/When you play this, choose a Thing you control. All Clone Tokens are copies of that Thing.%r%rAction:Put a Clone Token into play.skipcard Training mode (4K)/T/When this comes into play, draw a card.%r%rIf a player would win the game, they draw a card instead. Players may only draw one card per turn in this way.skipcard The Infinity Vortex/T/At the end of each player's turn, they discard a card and put it face-down underneath The Infinity Vortex.<BR>When this card is destroyed, each player, starting with you, plays a random card from under The Infinity Vortex until there are no playable cards left.skipcard Cornered!/A/Destroy all things that have a cornervalue.skipcard Fatal Circuitry Flaw (ERROR)/T/You may play this onto a thing with an Action ability or similar ability just as that ability would be used.<BR>Add "Destroy this thing and discard a random card." to the end of the attached thing's abilities.skipcard Wikipedal/A/Draw a card for each non-token Thing in play which is the subject of a Wikipedia article (ie. entering its title into Wikipedia's search box and clicking 'go' takes you to an article). Articles created during the course of the game do not count.skipcard King of Hi-Vis/T/You may decide that King of Hi-Vis counts or doesn't count as any particular type of Thing (including "token"), at any time.skipcard Chewing Gum Blob/T/If this Thing is destroyed, place it in the hand of the player responsible for its destruction.skipcard Zombie horde (Z10)/A/Create 10 zombie tokensskipcard Friedy's/T/Gain control of all zombies in play and place all tokens on this card. while this card is in play the zombies on the card are not considered in play because they are working.%rThing: create food token.%rAction: create money token. ("See: http://www.cheapass.com/")skipcard Zombified groomer/T/Destroy all pet related thingsskipcard Sadism/T/Whenever a Thing is destroyed because of one of your Things or an Action you played, draw a card.skipcard Masochism/T/Whenever one of your Things is destroyed or an opponent's card makes you discard cards from your hand, draw a card.skipcard Poisoned Wine/A/Play in response to a player taking a drink. Eliminate him or her.skipcard Booby Trap/T/When this comes into play, secretly note down the name of a card. If an opponent plays a card with that name, or uses the action ability of a card with that name, you may reveal the note to eliminate them from the game.skipcard Silk Bouquet/A/If your hand is empty after playing this card, draw five cards.skipcard Plague/T/Your hand size is reduced by two. Whenever an opponent plays an Action which targets you or your Things, they gain a copy of this card (if they do not already have one).skipcard The Eighties Will Live On! (B52)/A/Take control of a green, purple, pink, white or black Thing. (""Hyyype!"")skipcard All Of Us Soldiers Empty Our Rounds Into Your Side/A/Eliminate the player who controls the most Things with an Action ability with the word "destroy" in it. ("The battles of this fashioned war ain't what we've been fighting for. Tyrant you know your time has come.")skipcard Hypothetical Gun/T/Action: Destroy target immaterial Thing.skipcard Macron/T/Things you control count as four things for any rules or effects that count the number of Things in play or in your control.skipcard Filch/T/Once between your turns, when an opponent plays an action, you may put it in your hand if it would go to the discard pile.skipcard Laser/T/Once between your turns, you may have an opponent play a random card if possible <i>(this counts as one of their plays for the turn)</i>.skipcard Helicopter ride/T/Action: Destroy X money tokens to remove a target thing from play for X turns.skipcard First place/A/Create a blue ribbon token and 10 money tokens.skipcard Treasure chest/T/Comes into play with 100 money tokens on the cardskipcard Credit Card/T/When this comes into play, draw five cards. When it leaves play, discard five cards (or as many cards as you have).skipcard Occupation of Iraq/T/Create 8 Oil tokens when you play this. All Oil tokens' text is as follows: Action: Destroy this and create two money tokens. Action: Destroy this and play two Actions.skipcard Ted Rall/T/Action: Destroy target red Thing.skipcard Thou Shalt Not Steal/T/Whenever a player takes control of a Thing belonging to another player, eliminate the player who took control of the Thing.skipcard Clever Stunt Involving Mirrors/A/Trade players with target player.skipcard Trurl's Robot/T/Action: Create a token of any type that begins with N, or reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal one that begins with N, put that card into your hand, and shuffle the rest into the deck.skipcard Zen Koan (O)/T/If Zen Koan is destroyed and you have no cards in your hand and only one blank card in play, you win and are eliminated. (""It is like swallowing a red-hot iron ball. You try to vomit it out, but you can't."")skipcard RPG Strike/A/Destroy a Thing. If it was a living Thing, put three Gib tokens into play under its owner's control.skipcard Hide and Seek/T/Action: Note down the name of a non-token Thing you control. A chosen opponent chooses a Thing. If they chose the Thing you noted down, they draw a card; otherwise you draw a card. Any player may use this Action ability.skipcard Albatross/T/If this card is destroyed, the player responsible for its destruction must discard their hand.skipcard Mad Doc Grotsnik/T/Your things may not be destroyed. At the start of your turns, place an insanity counter on this card. Action: Destroy Mad Doc Grotsnik and one thing you control for each insanity counter. If the number of insanity counters is greater than the number of things you control at the beginning of this turn, you must take this action.skipcard Ghazghkull Thraka/T/When this thing comes into play, destroy any card and the cards adjacent to it. Every turn, place a Boredom token on this card. Action: Destroy three Boredom tokens to return this card to your hand.skipcard Ork Minepig/T/When this card is destroyed, destroy all cards adjacent to it and discard one card from your hand. Action: Place a mine token on any card. When a card with a mine token uses an action or is involved in an action, destroy that card and the mine token.skipcard Rent/T/Action: A chosen opponent must give you a token they control, if they have one.skipcard Bluff Call/A/For each Thing that has an Action ability, and in an order of your choosing, its owner must either use that Action ability immediately or destroy the Thing.skipcard Lasso Trap/T/When a non-token Thing comes into play, gain control of it and destroy this card.skipcard Blue Screen Of Death/T/No player may win, lose, take a turn, or play any card, and the current state of the game may not be changed in any way.skipcard Winnow/A/Every player discards a card.skipcard No Secrets/T/Players may look at one another's hands at any time.skipcard Gorgon's Head/T/Things with Petrification tokens on them may not use their Action abilities. When Gorgon's Head leaves play, destroy all Petrification tokens. Action: Put a Petrification token onto any Thing.skipcard Falcon Punch (5K)/A/Destroy target Thing so hard that its controller discards a card.skipcard A wizard did it (6K)/T/Play onto another Thing. that Thing becomes a Special Rule with all second person pronouns replaced by the appropriate form of your name.skipcard Handwave (7K)/A/Play in response to an Action to nullify its effects, or play normally to draw a card.skipcard Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich/T/Choose a Thing when this comes into play. All non-token Things (apart from this one) are considered to have the name and card text of that Thing.skipcard Lights Out For Darker Skies/A/Destroy all Things which have an Action ability which has not yet been used this game.skipcard Last Page Of The Midterm/T/This card intentionally left (almost) blank.skipcard One Man's Trash/A/Remove the nth card from the discard pile (counting from the top), put it into your hand, and discard n cards.skipcard How Perfectly Obvious/A/Choose an opponent and name a card. If they have that card in their hand, put it into your hand.skipcard Anagrammaton/T/Action: Rename any card in play, in your hand or in the discard pile to an anagram of its previous name.skipcard Last Minute Bid/A/Gain control of a Thing whose name returns at least one (uncorrected) result when searched for on ebay.com.skipcard Nazgûl/T/Nazgûl may not be destroyed by any Thing that is human and male. Action: Chosen opponent flips a coin until it comes up tails and discards a number of cards equal to the number of heads.skipcard Flung Dung/T/Put Flung Dung into play under any player's control; that player's other Things may not use their Action abilities. Destroy Flung Dung when it acquires three Disinfectant tokens. Action: Put a Disinfectant token onto Flung Dung.skipcard Doomed. Doooomed! (=O)/T/Play this card into play under any player's control. If any player is eliminated, you are also eliminated.skipcard McGuffin (8K)/T/When the game ends, you win. When a player's card eliminates you from the game, that player gains control of McGuffinskipcard Scrying crystal (9K)/T/Action:Look at up to two cards at random from target player's hand.skipcard Bulk Order/T/Skip your draw phase. When this comes into play, put three Delay tokens into play. If there are no Delay tokens in play, destroy this card and draw five cards. Action: Destroy a Delay token.skipcard Plagiarist/T/Action: Choose a random Thing that has an Action ability, other than this card. Plagiarist performs a copy of that Thing's Action ability as if it were its own.skipcard Card Advantage/A/If you have fewer cards in your hand than a chosen opponent, draw cards until you have one more than them.skipcard Infinite Game of Infinite Dvorak/A/Destroy all things with the text "win," "victory," "lose," or "eliminate," and destroy any tokens created by those cards.skipcard Horde of Savage Orks/T/This thing comes into play with twenty Ork tokens. Action:Destroy an Ork token to destroy a thing your opponent controls. Any player may take this action.skipcard Being Very Sleepy/T/Being very sleepy, you miss important happenings. Ignore the effects of actions that effect you. Your things are still vulnerable.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1901-2000 into the Dvorak Engine.