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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Damnation cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Put this card under the control of target player. The player who controls this card cannot win the game. Corrigan Salvation cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Put this card under the control of target player. The player who controls this card cannot lose the game. Corrigan Linguistic Necessitation cards_1901_2000 action Action Destroy target Thing whose title contains a letter 'c', 'q' or 'x'. "We don't need these three letters! 'C' can be replaced with a 'k' or an 's', 'q' is only ever used with 'u' and that sound can just be written 'kw', and 'x' can just be replaced with 'ks'!" Corrigan Pillory cards_1901_2000 thing Thing 2J Whenever an opponent plays an Action, you may mock them. If you do, they discard a card. Bucky Promulg cards_1901_2000 thing_beast Thing-Beast 3J At the start of your turn, if there are any other living Things in play, Promulg devours one - remove it from play and put it face-down under Promulg. Bucky Gate Keeper cards_1901_2000 thing_person Thing-person You may play an additional Action every turn. gill_smoke Dead head cards_1901_2000 thing_person Thing-person Owner may ignore all non destroy effects of opponents cards. gill_smoke Meth head cards_1901_2000 thing_person Thing-person Counts as a zombie token. Owner takes a turn after every other player, for example: AbAcAd in a 4 person game. This has no effect in a two person game. gill_smoke X-Ray Machine cards_1901_2000 thing Thing X Once during each player's turn, the current player may show you his or her hand. (You may show yourself your own hand.) If that player does, he or she gains a Radiation token. jtwe Sin Nature cards_1901_2000 action Action Create a Damnation token for each player and give one of these tokens to each player. Any player controlling a Damnation token cannot win the game. Corrigan Olenellus, the Great Trilobite Warrior cards_1901_2000 thing_undead Thing-Undead Action: Discard any number of cards from your hand and flip an equal number of coins. Destroy 1 Thing for each Thing that comes up heads. "Not even fossilization can stop the mighty Olenellus!" Corrigan Moment of Peace cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Your opponents cannot target you, your Things or your hand until the end of your next turn; then destroy Moment of Peace. Corrigan Restraining Order cards_1901_2000 thing Thing 4J Play onto another Thing. Whenever the turn ends, that Thing's location becomes the discard pile. Restraining Order remains attached. When subtle hints fail to do the job... Bucky Abolish cards_1901_2000 action Action 5J Target Thing permanently leaves play. If its creator was Corrigan, tear it up to make sure it cannot possibly re-enter play. ...then use something more explicit. Bucky Following the Rules cards_1901_2000 thing Thing 6J Actions' effects cannot last beyond the end of the turn. Bucky あなたの輝かしい遺産を覚えていてください。 cards_1901_2000 _ 事 日本の人々、各々普通である回るより更に1つカードを引くそのようにかもしれない素晴らしい国でいて、こと忘れないでください。 ゲームカードは決して日本語で良く見えません Corrigan Kersploder cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Every turn, including those of your opponents, flip a coin. If the coin comes up heads, destroy Kersploder and 5 random Things. Kersplosion! Corrigan Txtng cards_1901_2000 thng Thng Only crds w/ splng/pnctn mistakes n there txt or ttl can b n play. Corrigan Controlled Burn cards_1901_2000 action Action 7J Look at up to five cards from the top of the draw pile. You may either replace them in their original order, or put them all in the discard pile and repeat the process. Bucky Phantom Assassin cards_1901_2000 thing Thing 8J Phantom Assassin cannot be destroyed by abilities of Things. Action: Search the draw pile for any card and place it in the discard pile He hides in memory, preying on unwary ideas. Bucky Profane Ritual cards_1901_2000 action Action 9J Swap a card in your hand for one in the discard pile. When dealing with a daemon, take care to name your wish only after it reveals its standard fee. Bucky Antique Pistol cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Action: Destroy 1 Thing. This Action can only be used every third turn of yours. It looks nice, but it's really inconvenient. Corrigan Cremate cards_1901_2000 action Action Remove all cards in the discard pile from play. Corrigan Bad Graphics cards_1901_2000 thing Thing 8B Only blue, red, yellow, green, orange, and purple Things may be in play. Only the most "medium" shade of each colour can be in play. Corrigan Placeholder cards_1901_2000 thing Thing 1K This card intentionally left blank. Bucky Great Leap Forward cards_1901_2000 action Action Draw and reveal ten cards. Discard any number of them, and give each opponent a copy of each card you decide to keep. Kevan Dice Geek Attack cards_1901_2000 action Action 1D Roll as many dice (with any number of sides) as can be found within half a minute at most. Roll all of them and destroy a random Thing for each 1 rolled. "Luckily, I keep a skin of 40-sided dice on me at all times in case such a situation should arise." Corrigan Bog cards_1901_2000 thing Thing When a Thing uses an Action ability, destroy it. No players may draw more than one card per turn, and Actions that cause drawing of cards cannot be used. Corrigan You Are Eaten Alive By Ants cards_1901_2000 action Action Eliminate the player who controls the most tokens. "I put a magic spell on your tokens and they all turned into ants and ate you! Feel the sting of avarice!" Corrigan Brainfreeze cards_1901_2000 action Action Each player discards their hand and draws a card. ChippyYYZ Summon Rock Band cards_1901_2000 action Action Gain a Drums Token, a Bass Token, a Guitar Token, and a Microphone Token. ChippyYYZ Mind Explosion cards_1901_2000 action Action Draw two cards, OR each other player discards a card. ChippyYYZ War Machine cards_1901_2000 thing Thing 2K At the start of your turn, before drawing any cards, discard a card and destroy target Thing. If you cannot, you lose the game. Bucky Cloning Cylinder cards_1901_2000 thing_device Thing-Device 3K When you play this, choose a Thing you control. All Clone Tokens are copies of that Thing. Action:Put a Clone Token into play. Bucky Training mode cards_1901_2000 thing_universe Thing-Universe 4K When this comes into play, draw a card. If a player would win the game, they draw a card instead. Players may only draw one card per turn in this way. Bucky The Infinity Vortex cards_1901_2000 thing Thing At the end of each player's turn, they discard a card and put it face-down underneath The Infinity Vortex. When this card is destroyed, each player, starting with you, plays a random card from under The Infinity Vortex until there are no playable cards left. ChippyYYZ Cornered! cards_1901_2000 action Action Destroy all things that have a cornervalue. ChippyYYZ Fatal Circuitry Flaw cards_1901_2000 thing_equipment Thing - Equipment ERROR You may play this onto a thing with an Action ability or similar ability just as that ability would be used. Add "Destroy this thing and discard a random card." to the end of the attached thing's abilities. ChippyYYZ Wikipedal cards_1901_2000 action Action Draw a card for each non-token Thing in play which is the subject of a Wikipedia article (ie. entering its title into Wikipedia's search box and clicking 'go' takes you to an article). Articles created during the course of the game do not count. Kevan King of Hi-Vis cards_1901_2000 thing Thing You may decide that King of Hi-Vis counts or doesn't count as any particular type of Thing (including "token"), at any time. Kevan Chewing Gum Blob cards_1901_2000 thing Thing If this Thing is destroyed, place it in the hand of the player responsible for its destruction. Kevan Zombie horde cards_1901_2000 action Action Z10 Create 10 zombie tokens gill_smoke Friedy's cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Gain control of all zombies in play and place all tokens on this card. while this card is in play the zombies on the card are not considered in play because they are working. Thing: create food token. Action: create money token. See: http://www.cheapass.com/ gill_smoke Zombified groomer cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Destroy all pet related things gill_smoke Sadism cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed because of one of your Things or an Action you played, draw a card. Corrigan Masochism cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Whenever one of your Things is destroyed or an opponent's card makes you discard cards from your hand, draw a card. Corrigan Poisoned Wine cards_1901_2000 action Action Play in response to a player taking a drink. Eliminate him or her. Corrigan Booby Trap cards_1901_2000 thing Thing When this comes into play, secretly note down the name of a card. If an opponent plays a card with that name, or uses the action ability of a card with that name, you may reveal the note to eliminate them from the game. Kevan Silk Bouquet cards_1901_2000 action Action If your hand is empty after playing this card, draw five cards. Kevan Plague cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Your hand size is reduced by two. Whenever an opponent plays an Action which targets you or your Things, they gain a copy of this card (if they do not already have one). Kevan The Eighties Will Live On! cards_1901_2000 action Action B52 Take control of a green, purple, pink, white or black Thing. "Hyyype!" Corrigan All Of Us Soldiers Empty Our Rounds Into Your Side cards_1901_2000 action Action Eliminate the player who controls the most Things with an Action ability with the word "destroy" in it. The battles of this fashioned war ain't what we've been fighting for. Tyrant you know your time has come. Corrigan Hypothetical Gun cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Action: Destroy target immaterial Thing. Corrigan Macron cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Things you control count as four things for any rules or effects that count the number of Things in play or in your control. ChippyYYZ Filch cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Once between your turns, when an opponent plays an action, you may put it in your hand if it would go to the discard pile. ChippyYYZ Laser cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Once between your turns, you may have an opponent play a random card if possible (this counts as one of their plays for the turn). ChippyYYZ Helicopter ride cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Action: Destroy X money tokens to remove a target thing from play for X turns. gill_smoke First place cards_1901_2000 action Action Create a blue ribbon token and 10 money tokens. gill_smoke Treasure chest cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Comes into play with 100 money tokens on the card gill_smoke Credit Card cards_1901_2000 thing Thing When this comes into play, draw five cards. When it leaves play, discard five cards (or as many cards as you have). Kevan Occupation of Iraq cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Create 8 Oil tokens when you play this. All Oil tokens' text is as follows: Action: Destroy this and create two money tokens. Action: Destroy this and play two Actions. Corrigan Ted Rall cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Action: Destroy target red Thing. Corrigan Thou Shalt Not Steal cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Whenever a player takes control of a Thing belonging to another player, eliminate the player who took control of the Thing. Corrigan Clever Stunt Involving Mirrors cards_1901_2000 action Action Trade players with target player. ChippyYYZ Trurl's Robot cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Action: Create a token of any type that begins with N, or reveal cards from the top of the deck until you reveal one that begins with N, put that card into your hand, and shuffle the rest into the deck. ChippyYYZ Zen Koan cards_1901_2000 thing Thing O If Zen Koan is destroyed and you have no cards in your hand and only one blank card in play, you win and are eliminated. "It is like swallowing a red-hot iron ball. You try to vomit it out, but you can't." Binarius RPG Strike cards_1901_2000 action Action Destroy a Thing. If it was a living Thing, put three Gib tokens into play under its owner's control. Kevan Hide and Seek cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Action: Note down the name of a non-token Thing you control. A chosen opponent chooses a Thing. If they chose the Thing you noted down, they draw a card; otherwise you draw a card. Any player may use this Action ability. Kevan Albatross cards_1901_2000 thing Thing If this card is destroyed, the player responsible for its destruction must discard their hand. Kevan Mad Doc Grotsnik cards_1901_2000 thing_ork Thing - Ork Your things may not be destroyed. At the start of your turns, place an insanity counter on this card. Action: Destroy Mad Doc Grotsnik and one thing you control for each insanity counter. If the number of insanity counters is greater than the number of things you control at the beginning of this turn, you must take this action. Atticus Ghazghkull Thraka cards_1901_2000 thing_ork Thing - Ork When this thing comes into play, destroy any card and the cards adjacent to it. Every turn, place a Boredom token on this card. Action: Destroy three Boredom tokens to return this card to your hand. Atticus Ork Minepig cards_1901_2000 thing_ork_vehicle Thing - Ork vehicle When this card is destroyed, destroy all cards adjacent to it and discard one card from your hand. Action: Place a mine token on any card. When a card with a mine token uses an action or is involved in an action, destroy that card and the mine token. Atticus Rent cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Action: A chosen opponent must give you a token they control, if they have one. Kevan Bluff Call cards_1901_2000 action Action For each Thing that has an Action ability, and in an order of your choosing, its owner must either use that Action ability immediately or destroy the Thing. Kevan Lasso Trap cards_1901_2000 thing Thing When a non-token Thing comes into play, gain control of it and destroy this card. Kevan Blue Screen Of Death cards_1901_2000 thing Thing No player may win, lose, take a turn, or play any card, and the current state of the game may not be changed in any way. Binarius Winnow cards_1901_2000 action Action Every player discards a card. Kevan No Secrets cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Players may look at one another's hands at any time. Kevan Gorgon's Head cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Things with Petrification tokens on them may not use their Action abilities. When Gorgon's Head leaves play, destroy all Petrification tokens. Action: Put a Petrification token onto any Thing. Kevan Falcon Punch cards_1901_2000 action Action 5K Destroy target Thing so hard that its controller discards a card. Bucky A wizard did it cards_1901_2000 thing Thing 6K Play onto another Thing. that Thing becomes a Special Rule with all second person pronouns replaced by the appropriate form of your name. Bucky Handwave cards_1901_2000 action Action 7K Play in response to an Action to nullify its effects, or play normally to draw a card. Bucky Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Choose a Thing when this comes into play. All non-token Things (apart from this one) are considered to have the name and card text of that Thing. Kevan Lights Out For Darker Skies cards_1901_2000 action Action Destroy all Things which have an Action ability which has not yet been used this game. Kevan Last Page Of The Midterm cards_1901_2000 thing Thing This card intentionally left (almost) blank. Binarius One Man's Trash cards_1901_2000 action Action Remove the nth card from the discard pile (counting from the top), put it into your hand, and discard n cards. Binarius How Perfectly Obvious cards_1901_2000 action Action Choose an opponent and name a card. If they have that card in their hand, put it into your hand. Binarius Anagrammaton cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Action: Rename any card in play, in your hand or in the discard pile to an anagram of its previous name. Kevan Last Minute Bid cards_1901_2000 action Action Gain control of a Thing whose name returns at least one (uncorrected) result when searched for on ebay.com. Kevan Nazgûl cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Nazgûl may not be destroyed by any Thing that is human and male. Action: Chosen opponent flips a coin until it comes up tails and discards a number of cards equal to the number of heads. Binarius Flung Dung cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Put Flung Dung into play under any player's control; that player's other Things may not use their Action abilities. Destroy Flung Dung when it acquires three Disinfectant tokens. Action: Put a Disinfectant token onto Flung Dung. Binarius Doomed. Doooomed! cards_1901_2000 thing Thing =O Play this card into play under any player's control. If any player is eliminated, you are also eliminated. Binarius McGuffin cards_1901_2000 thing Thing 8K When the game ends, you win. When a player's card eliminates you from the game, that player gains control of McGuffin Bucky Scrying crystal cards_1901_2000 thing Thing 9K Action:Look at up to two cards at random from target player's hand. Bucky Bulk Order cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Skip your draw phase. When this comes into play, put three Delay tokens into play. If there are no Delay tokens in play, destroy this card and draw five cards. Action: Destroy a Delay token. Kevan Plagiarist cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Action: Choose a random Thing that has an Action ability, other than this card. Plagiarist performs a copy of that Thing's Action ability as if it were its own. Kevan Card Advantage cards_1901_2000 action Action If you have fewer cards in your hand than a chosen opponent, draw cards until you have one more than them. Kevan Infinite Game of Infinite Dvorak cards_1901_2000 action Action Destroy all things with the text "win," "victory," "lose," or "eliminate," and destroy any tokens created by those cards. Atticus Horde of Savage Orks cards_1901_2000 thing_ork Thing - Ork This thing comes into play with twenty Ork tokens. Action:Destroy an Ork token to destroy a thing your opponent controls. Any player may take this action. Atticus Being Very Sleepy cards_1901_2000 thing Thing Being very sleepy, you miss important happenings. Ignore the effects of actions that effect you. Your things are still vulnerable. Atticus