Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1801-1900

Fibonacci's rabbits ln(e) Thing Comes into play with two rabbit tokens. Thing: Create rabbit tokens equal to the number of rabbit tokens already in play. Card : gill_smoke	Bad Drug bust DEA Action Destroy all non living things of a target player. Card : gill_smoke	Dawn of War Thing When this comes into play, every player gets 5 morale tokens. When this card leaves play, destroy all morale tokens. As long as this card is in play, whenever a player destroys a non-token thing that player receives a morale token; whenever a player's non-token thing gets destroyed by an opponent, destroy one of that player's morale tokens. If a player has zero morale tokens, he is eliminated. Card : [[User:Gimlear
Commisar Thing Action: Destroy one thing you control and draw three cards. Card : [[User:Gimlear	Marriage Action Gain control of all things controlled by target opponent. What's your's is mine and what's mine is mine. Card : [[User:Gimlear	Contradiction Action Win the game. Lose the game. Card : Zaratustra
Contraction Action Remove up to five words from a card's text. You may not remove the first or the last word of the card text in this manner. Card : Zaratustra	Insertion Action Insert one word between two words of a card's text. You can't insert this word at the start or end of a sentence. Card : Zaratustra	Powertron T200 Thing When this comes into play, destroy 200 non-money tokens you control or destroy this thing. Action and Thing: Eliminate opponent. Card : Zt

Being Lord Voldemort Evil Thing Other players have to refer to you saying "you know who". If they say your real name, they are eliminated. Thing: Generate a zombie token. Card : Zt	Goal: 21! Goal Thing Play this only if you control 10 or less things. If somebody controls 21 or more things, he/she wins. Card : Zt	Coffeeshop with Free Refills C Thing Whenever any player has no cards in hand, he redraws to his maximum hand size. Action: Discard your whole hand. Card : Tweed Cap
Loopholes Galore Thing Destroy a thing, negate an action, and play a card. Any player may take an action to discard one card to change, add, or remove one word in this card's text located before the italicized word "Any". Card : [[User:Gimlear	Eystar, the Soul-Drinking Sword Thing You may play this under an opponent's control. At the beginning of your turn put a doom token into play. If you control 4 doom tokens, you are eliminated. Action: Destroy target thing other than this one. Card : Zt	Earth-Filled Coffin Thing You may skip a turn to draw three cards. Card : Kevan added by gill_smoke
No Reflection Thing Play under another player's control. Any player may spend an action to look at your hand. Card : Tyrethali added by gill_smoke	The Inn Crowd Thing Whispers and rumours - all opponents must reveal any cards they draw. Card : Kevan added by gill_smoke	Reformed Property Laws R Thing Every one plays with his hand face up. Each player may play cards from any other player's hand; no one may play cards from his own hand. Card : Tweed Cap

Lapse L Action Take a non-token Thing from play into your hand, resolve any consequences of its leaving play, then put the card back into play under the same controller. If there are decisions to be made when the card is played (other than its controller), you make them. Card : Tweed Cap	Qwerty Q Thing All special rules, whatever their source, are repealed when Qwerty enters play. No player may propose any new cards or special rules while Qwerty is in play. The natural enemy of Dvorak! Card : Tweed Cap	Suicide Belt Thing equiptment Attach this to a living non token thing. Action:Destroy this card and all cards attached to it, and 10 random things in play. Any player may use this ability. Bomb blast kills 11, more as this story developes. Card : gill_smoke
Momma Thing Person This cards action ability is played during anothewr players turn, it's use counts against your next turn, and may only be played once between your turns Action: prevent last action's effects. my momma says No. Card : gill_smoke	Vampire Thing Destroy a living thing you control to play, and after every time you draw a card, If you cannot, destroy Vampire. Action: Destroy two target living things Card : gill_smoke	Vampire Slayer V Thing If Vampire Slayer is destroyed for any reason, it goes into the hand of a random player instead of the discard pile. Action: Destroy any monster or undead. Back in the day, there was always just one of these, no more no less. Card : Tweed Cap
Zen Fortress Z Thing Your maximum hand size is decreased by one. Whenever you are forced to play a card randomly or a card of an opponent's choice, you can choose to play nothing instead. No card can make you discard against your will. Card : Tweed Cap	Oubliette O Thing Action: Remove a creature (living, undead, robotic, etc.) in play from the game. If the target was not a token, flip a coin; on "tails", destroy Oubliette. (Cards removed from the game by Oubliette are not returned to play when Oubliette is destroyed.) Card : Tweed Cap	Mass Haste Action Each player gains a Haste token with the text "On your turn, you may play one additional card of any type." Card : jtwe

Simplify 1T Action Each player may choose a Thing they control. Destroy all other Things. Card : jtwe	Stab Action Choose one - destroy target living Thing; or, target player discards two cards. Card : jtwe	Sorrow E3 Thing When you play this card, create 70 Sorrow tokens under your control. A player who controls one or more Sorrow tokens cannot win. Action: Put half of your Sorrow tokens under the control of target player. Card : Corrigan
My Old Guitar Thing If you control any other Things, no other player may take control of My Old Guitar. If another player takes control of this card, lose the game. Your hand size is 8. Card : Corrigan	Chinese Factory Thing Whenever a token is created, it is considered to have been created by you, and you can decide to create it or not. When this card has been in play for ten turns, destroy all Things in play. "Yeah, Made in China, whitey." Card : Corrigan	Blank Cards 1000 thing All other cards are considered blank. Card : jmrdex
Frigid Blast F Action Each Thing in play with an Action ability gets a Freeze token. Freeze tokens have the following text: "The Thing to which this is attached can destroy one of its Freeze tokens as an Action ability, but may not use any other Action abilities." Card : Tweed Cap	Exploit Strange Vulnerabilities E Action Each Thing in play whose text includes a special defense from destruction or removal from play loses that part of its text until the end of the turn and is destroyed. It's like a high-frequency kryptonite silver bullet and a stake through the heart, and it's yellow. Card : Tweed Cap	Brainstorm B Action Every player makes a new card, subject to the usual approval process; continue until each player has gotten exactly one new card approved. Instead of shuffling them into the deck, shuffle them separately and deal one (face-down) to each player. Card : Tweed Cap

Sudden Death KO Thing When this comes into play, all players draw cards up to their maximum hand size. Players may not draw cards. If a player does not play any cards during their turn, they must discard a card. Any player with an empty hand loses. Card : Zaratustra	Race To The Finish 1st Thing When this comes into play, all players draw cards up to their maximum hand size. Players may choose not to draw cards at the start of their turn. If a player does not play any cards during their turn, they must draw a card. Any player with an empty hand wins. Card : Zaratustra	Elegy of Emptiness Action If you have no cards in play and no cards in your hand, you win. Card : Zaratustra
Whirling Winds W Action Each player who controls at least one Thing simultaneously gives a random Thing he controls and all attached cards and tokens to the next player in turn order. Do this whole process a number of times equal to the number of players in the game. Card : Tweed Cap	Hailstones like Grapefruits H Action Every tangible Thing (including locations and Universes) in play is destroyed. Card : Tweed Cap	Yesterday's Treasures Y Action Take a number of cards of your choice from the discard pile equal to the number of players; show these cards to all players. Shuffle these cards and deal one (face-down) to each player. Card : Tweed Cap
Loafing Action draw 2 cards skip your next turn. Friedey's Special Card : gill_smoke	Skip 1 Action Target player skips their next turn. Corner value in Spanish Card : gill_smoke	Draw Two 1 Action Target player draws 2 cards. Corner value in Spanish Card : gill_smoke

xkcd Comic Strip Tacked to the Wall X Thing The good morale inspires you to draw an extra card during your draw phase. [http://xkcd.com xkcd] Card : Tweed Cap	Noxious Cloud N Action Each player must discard 1d6 cards (roll separately for each player). Any player who does not have enough cards discards all they have and skips his next turn. Card : Tweed Cap	Jester's Dance J Action Two target creatures (living, undead, robotic, etc.) exchange places and controllers, taking any attached cards and tokens with them. Card : Tweed Cap
Home Base 4I Thing-Building When Home Base comes into play, gain a Worker token. At the start of your turn, you gain one Money token per Worker you control, or 5 per Home Base (whichever is less) Action:Spend 3 Money tokens. Make a copy of a Thing named "Worker Unit" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it into play. Card : Bucky	Worker Unit 5I Thing-Worker Unit Action:Gain a Money token. Action:Destroy two Things you control and discard a card. Make a copy of a Thing named "Barracks" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it into play. Card : Bucky	Barracks 6I Thing-Building At any time during your turn, you may destroy one Barracks, three of your living Things and two other Tokens to make a copy of a Thing named "MechFab" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it into play. Action: gain an Infantry token. Card : Bucky
Netherspite RGB Thing - Dragon When this card enters play, each player (starting with you) chooses a different color, and gains a token whose name and color is that color. At the end of each turn, if no player controls a Thing with a color in its name, each player loses the game. Card : jtwe	Inspiration I Action Draw 1d6 cards. You do not have to discard at the end of this turn. Card : Tweed Cap	Twilight T Thing Action: Discard X cards to draw X random cards from the discard pile. Any player may use this Action ability, but your opponents must take X = 1. Card : Tweed Cap

Unnatural Compulsion U Action You may play as many Actions and Things this turn as you wish, but you make not invoke any further Action or Thing abilities this turn. If you are directed to draw cards this turn, you may choose to ignore the direction. If you still have any cards in your hand at the end of your turn, you are eliminated. Card : Tweed Cap	MechFab 7I Thing-Building Action:Destroy two Things you control. Make a copy of a Thing named "MechaTank" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it into play. Action:Discard a card. Make a copy of a Thing named "Mech Worker" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it into play. Card : Bucky	Mech Worker 8I Thing-Worker Unit At the start of your turn, you may have Mech Worker use the Action ability of any of your Buildings. At any time during your turn, you may destroy two of your Mech Workers to make a copy of a Thing named "Home Base" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it into play. Card : Bucky
MechaTank 9I Thing-Military Unit Action:Destroy target token. Destroy this: Destroy target token Destroy this, two other non-token Things, 3 living Things and 4 other things you control: Make a copy of a Thing named "Ultimate Weapon" from the Infinite Dvorak Deck archive and put it into play. Card : Bucky	Naked Mile Run Thing All players play with their hands revealed. At the start of each player's turn, that player draws an additional card for each player of the opposite gender in the game. Card : jtwe	Ultimate Weapon 1J Thing-Ancient Artifact When you play this, destroy one of your non-token Things. If this would be destroyed, you may destroy three of your other non-token Things instead. Destroy 10 of your Things: Target opponent must destroy 8 of their Things, or all their things if they have less than 8 Action:Target player with no Things loses the game. Card : Bucky
Toll bridge Thing Opponents must give you control of a non living token in order to play a thing. Stop. Pay toll. Card : gill_smoke	Troll bridge Thing Opponents must give you control of a Living thing in order to play an action. "You don't want to eat me. I'm too little, my brother is much bigger." -Billy goat Card : gill_smoke	Troll Thing Destroy this card if it's the only living thing in play. Action: Destroy target thing. Nobody likes trolls Card : gill_smoke

Zener Reading Action Name three cards. All opponents reveal their hands - if any of those cards were there, take them into your hand. Card : Kevan	Wiki Vandal Thing At the end of your turn, put a Vandalism counter on a non-token Thing other than this one which does not have a Vandalism counter on it. Things with Vandalism counters on them lose all rules text. Card : jtwe	Whimsey 3 Thing - Foundation Tap this Thing and another untapped Thing you control: Choose one - untap target Thing; tap target Thing; target player draws a card; or target player discards a card. Card : jtwe
Turnabout Dvorak Action Tap or untap all Things target player controls. Draw two cards. OBJECTION! Card : jtwe	Untap Phase Thing When you play this card, take an additional turn after this one. At the start of each player's turn, that player untaps all Things they control. Card : jtwe	Arise From the Fiery Depths Action Pick a card that has been put out of play by another card and play it. Card : [[User:Gimlear
Box of One Dozen Starving Crazed Weasels Thing Action: Give control of a random Thing you control to target player. Whenever this Thing changes controllers, its new controller must discard two cards or destroy another Thing he or she controls. "Okay, I'll take that." Card : jtwe	Mine/Mime M1 Action or Thing Card may be played as an action or a thing. When played as an action: take control of a target thing When played as a thing: You may play this on another player. If owner speaks they must discard a card, if unable to do so they loose. If playing online, non game required chat counts as speaking. Card : gill_smoke	Cereal killer / Serial killer O0 Action or Thing Card may be played as an action or a thing. When played as an action: destroy all foods an create a cereal token for each item destroyed in this way. When played as a thing: if action ability is not played for three consecutive turns destroy serial killer Action: destroy random animate thing. Card : gill_smoke

Democracy Thing As long as this card is in play, a number of approving votes that equals or exceeds quorum (half the number of players, rounded down, plus one) is needed to add, change, or repeal cards or special rules. Card : [[User:Gimlear	Lion Thing Action: Shout "Jesus Christ!" and draw a card. >:3 Card : Pongo	Jim Morrison Thing-Person-Musician You control all reptile things as long as Jim Morrison is in play. Card : Corrigan added by gill_smoke
Johnny Rotten Thing-Person-Musician For every turn that Johnny Rotten is in play, you may destroy one thing of your choice. This card may not be destroyed unless two destroying effects aimed at this card are played in the same turn. Card : Corrigan added by gill_smoke	Bernie Thing- Corpse You must discard this card 2 turns after it is played. You can attach this card to a person under your control. While this card is attached to a person, the person to which this card is attached may not be destroyed. Card : Corrigan added by gill_smoke	Rubik's Cube Thing This card may be played under another player's control. The player who controls this card must skip every other turn. After each turn skipped in this way, put a counter on this card. If this card ever has 6 counters on it, destroy it. Who is this Rubik and why is his Cube so difficult? Card : [[User:Gimlear
Reese's Pieces Thing When this card comes into play, you gain 10 Reese's tokens. If you ever control no Reese's tokens, destroy this card. Action: Destroy a Reese's token and play 2 more actions this turn. Who is this Reese and why are his Pieces so delicious? Card : [[User:Gimlear	Last Chance for this turn action Roll a die. If it's even you may draw 2 cards and destroy one thing. Card : [[User:tom1344	Too Quiet Thing You have an unlimited hand size. You may play any number of cards per turn (but only one Action ability). If you play a card, destroy Too Quiet at the end of your turn. Card : Kevan

Four / Fore! F4 Thing or Action Card may be played as an action or a thing. When played as an action create 4 tokens of any type. As a thing, Action: Remove target living thing from play until your next turn. Card : gill_smoke	CD Q15 Thing or Action Card may be played as an action or a thing. When played as an action double your money tokens. As a thing, Thing: create a song token. Card : gill_smoke	Fizzle Champion Thing You may not play any more cards on the turn you play this. If any player plays an Action card which has no effect on the game once it has resolved (apart from that card going to the discard pile), then they win the game. Card : Kevan
Hard Bargain Action Choose an opponent. They may choose two Things you control and gain control of them; you may then choose one Thing they control, and gain control of that. Card : Kevan	Plinth Charming Action Put any card from play or from your hand onto the top of the draw pile. You may play another Action this turn. Card : Kevan	Strange Atractor Thing All cards attached to Strange Attractor are considered removed from the game. When Strange Atractor leaves play all attached things are destroyed. Thing:Attach a thing to Strange Attractor. Action:Remove a thing from Strange Attactor to a random player. This is an abstract Idea not a living person Card : gill_smoke
Kilgore wuz here Action Look at target players hand. Instead of going to the discard pile when played this card goes into the hand of the person it was played on. Card : gill_smoke	Scranton Pa. Thing-Terrain No living things can use action abilities. Card : gill_smoke	Last Stand Action Choose a Thing you control. Activate one of its Action abilities three times, then destroy it. Card : Kevan

Catastrophizing Thing - Cognitive distortion Play this card under any player's control. Whenever an opponent would gain a token, they gain three tokens of that type instead. Am I jumping to the worst possible conclusion? Card : Anfo, from Cognitive Behavioral Therapy	Fortune Telling Thing - Cognitive distortion Play this card under any player's control. Whenever any opponent would draw a card, he or she may return a card from the discard pile to his or her hand instead. Am I predicting the future instead of waiting to see what happens? Card : Anfo, from Cognitive Behavioral Therapy	Mental Filtering Thing - Cognitive distortion Play this card under any player's control. Whenever you would draw a card, target opponent draws a card, then gives you a card from his or her hand instead. Am I focusing on the negative and overlooking the positive? Card : Anfo, from Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
house party Action remove all of a players living things from play until your next turn Card : gill_smoke	Pet Octopus O8 Thing your hand size is 8 Card : gill_smoke	I had no choice Action response play in response to an action or action ability that targets you or Things you control. For the rest of that players turn you choose the targets of all actions and action abilities they use. Card : gill_smoke
No Time For That Now Thing Whenever an Action card is played, its final sentence shall be ignored. Card : Kevan	Insurance Policy Action You may play this card whenever a card says you lose the game. Discard your hand. The card that caused you to lose the game is destroyed and you do not lose the game. Card : Nm8r	Oh no you don't! Action You may play this card whenever a card says an opponent wins the game. Discard your hand. The card that caused the opponent to win the game is destroyed and the opponent does not win the game. Card : Nm8r

Curse Thing Play this onto another thing. Whenever the card that this card was played onto is destroyed by a card played by an opponent, this card is destroyed and the opponent that played the card shows you their hand. Pick a card from their hand and destroy it. Card : Nm8r

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