Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1501-1600

Self Destruct Sequence Thing Play into another player's control. Comes into play with 10 counter tokens on it. Whenever this card has no counter tokens on it. Owner is eliminated. Whenever you draw a card, destroy a counter token on this card. Card : gill_smoke	Dr. Lucky Thing This cards action ability is only playable when Win and Loss conditions occur. Action: Negate Win loss or elimination condition. Give control of Dr. Lucky to the the opponent you thwarted. "Lucky bastard" -Gill Card : gill_smoke	Spam Attack Action Each player is given three Thing cards with a title of "Spam" and a body text of "You may not discard this card at the end of your turn." Card : Kevan
Contamination Action Destroy all foods Card : Pongo	Grue Thing Action: If it is dark outside, you may destroy a living thing. It is pitch dark. If you continue, you are likely to be eaten by a grue. Card : Pongo	Klaatu barada nikto! Action Destroy all machines. Card : Pongo
Corrupt Senator Thing - Person You have a corrupt senator in your camp. You may destroy this card at any time to counter the effects of any one Action card or effect. Card : Sandy added by gill_smoke	Bribe Action Select a Person in play. Unless that Person leaves play, you may use its abilities as if you were its controller. Card : Sandy added by gill_smoke	Poisoner Thing - Person Action: Destroy a Person. Card : Sandy added by gill_smoke

Mouse 7C Thing Once per turn, you may take control of a Token belonging to another player. Card : Bucky	Mobilize 8C Action You may take three extra Actions next turn. Card : Bucky	Card Farm 9C Thing When this comes into play, gain three Seed tokens. If you have any Seed tokens at the start of your turn, destroy one of them and draw an extra card. Card : Bucky
Stalker Thing You may view an opponent's hand at any time. If any player ever views your hand, discard it. Card : Kevan	Shot Glasses Thing Whenever a player draws a card, they must reveal it. If a player draws a card and does not play it by the end of their turn, they are eliminated. Card : Kevan	Sliver Thing Sliver is considered to have the card text of every other Thing you control appended to it as a series of separate paragraphs, in an order of your choosing. Card : Kevan
Empty Echo Thing This card has the title and corner value of the last Action played, but not the text. Card : Pongo	Tome of Pastamastery Thing Action: Destroy a Thing for each pasta you control. Action: Create a pasta Token. Card : Pongo	Token-Synthesising Laboratory Thing Action: Create a stem Token. Action: Destroy a stem Token and create a Token of any or no type. Card : Pongo

Pandemic Thing When this comes into play, replace a token with an Infection token. Action: Replace X tokens with Infection tokens, where X is the number of Infection tokens in play. Card : Kevan	Reanimation Action Take a living Thing card from the discard pile and put it into play under your control. Card : Kevan	Megatoken Thing Megatoken can be used as a token of any type. If it is ever destroyed, return it to play immediately. Card : Kevan
Headshot Action Destroy an undead Thing. Card : Pongo	The Land I Lost Thing Action: Destroy three things of your own to destroy one opponent's Thing. Card : Pongo	F5 Thing You may repeat a Thing's action ability for every refresh Token on that Thing when you use that Thing's action ability. Action: Create a refresh Token on a Thing you have in play that has an action ability. Card : Pongo
Blaze of Glory Action You and target player lose the game. Card : fanofphilosophy	Lego Box Thing Action: Put two Brick tokens into play. Action: Search the draw pile for a Thing card. If you have as many Brick tokens as it has letters in its title, destroy that many of your Brick tokens and put it into play. Card : Kevan	Filing Cabinet Thing A Thing's action abilities may not target Things that begin with a different letter to that of the Thing with the ability. Card : Kevan

Economy Drive Action Each player destroys three non-token Things they control. Card : Kevan	Endless Meeting 5h Action Search the deck for a card, reshuffle the deck, then put that card on top of the deck. "So you'd be willing to take that action item, right?" Card : jtwe	V-Chip TV-14 Thing Action: Look at the top card of the deck. You may put it on the bottom of the deck. "No, you can't watch that show. At least, not until it comes out on DVD." Card : jtwe
X-Ray Specs @_@ Thing Whenever you would draw a card, you may draw the bottom card of the deck instead. "I can see through time!" Card : jtwe	Banish 1D Action Shuffle target card into the draw pile. Card : Bucky	Counterspell 2D Action Play in response to an Action to cancel that Action, or play normally to draw a card. Card : Bucky
Revive 3D Action Put a Thing from the discard pile into play under your control. Card : Bucky	Token Production Contract Thing Draw a card whenever a token comes into play. Card : Kevan	Mr. Play-It-Safe Thing - Ironic This card cannot be played if any Things have been destroyed since the beginning of your last turn. When this card is destroyed, ironically, you gain three tokens of any type and draw three cards. Card : jtwe

Om Nom Nom Nom I8 Action Destroy target Thing. If it was food-related, draw a card. I made you an Energy token, but I eated it. Card : jtwe	Burnout Thing Whenever you play an Action, put a Nitro token into play. During your turn, you may destroy three Nitro tokens you control to take another turn after this one. Card : Kevan	Booya! Action The first time each game you play this card, name a Thing. Otherwise, if you have destroyed an opponent's non-Token Thing with that title since the last time you played this card, you win the game. Card : jtwe
Nerd Bureaucracy Nerd! Action Return a thing you control to your hand or a thing an opponent controls to his/her hand. If the thing is a token it is destroyed. No! Card : ZT	Erzsébet Báthory Evil Thing Female vampire. Destroy 32 vampires you control and destroy target thing. You may do this more than once a turn. Action: Put X vampire tokens into play, where X is the number of vampires in play. And a cold blood shower every morning keeps you young... Card : ZT	Matriarchy History Thing All non-female things cannot use their Action Abilities, unless the thing's controller discards a card every time she wants to use a thing's Action Ability. All female things are indestructible. This card is female. Card : ZT
Polybolt 4D Action Target Thing becomes a Frog token with no ruletext. Card : Bucky	Curse 5D Thing Play onto a Thing. That Thing cannot use any of its Action abilities. Card : Bucky	Haste 6D Action You may play up to 5 extra Things this turn. Draw an extra card at the end of the turn. Card : Bucky

Despotism History Thing Your hand size is two. Action: Draw four cards. L'État c'est moi. Card : ZT	Killer Bees B3 Thing When "Killer Bees" is destroyed, it returns immediately back to play, if you control at least another bee card or another yellow card. Action: Search your deck for a yellow card or for a bee card or for a card with a "b" or "B" in its title and put it into play. Shuffle the deck. Card : ZT	Anti-Communism History Thing Only non-red cards may destroy or affect in some other way this card. Action: Put this card onto target thing you control. Only non-red cards may destroy or affect in some other way target thing now. Card : ZT
BitTorrent Thing Play this onto a Thing. Everyone except you gets 1+(number of existing piece Tokens) piece Tokens each turn. When a player has a number of piece Tokens equal to or above the number of letters in the name of the Thing this is played onto, destroy all their piece Tokens and place a copy of that Thing under their control. Card : Pongo	Maobot Initiation Sequence Action Each player may opt to play a game of Mao at http://kevan.org/games/maobot.html on their next turn. If a player wins, they may destroy three cards, if they lose or give up, they discard three cards at random. Card : Pongo	Charm 7D Action Gain control of target Thing. Card : Bucky
Powerstone 8D Thing Gain an Energy token at the start of your turn. If it's still in play at the end of the turn, destroy it. Card : Bucky	Stop 9D Action Target player may not draw or play cards on their next turn. Card : Bucky	Ming Vase Thing Whenever a thing comes into play, destroy Ming Vase. Action: Draw two cards. Card : ZT

Hot Potato Thing Discard a card: target player gains control of this thing. The player controlling this at the end of his/her turn, destroys hot potato and two other things he/she controls. Card : ZT	All Hallows' Eve Evil Action Choose one: Return a blue thing from the discard pile to play under your control. Or: Return three non-blue things from the discard pile to play under your control. Card : ZT	Single Nation Army Thing Replace the "Single" in this card's title with the number of nation Tokens played onto it plus one (in written-out form). If this card has six nation tokens on it, it counts as a guitar track. Action: Create a nation Token and play it onto this card. Card : Pongo
Pi Master πD Action You may destroy as many remotely circular Things as you wish this turn. Card : Pongo	Super Tuesday Action Each player may vote for a Thing in play. Each Thing that does not receive a vote is destroyed. Card : jtwe	Fat Tuesday Action Draw 8 cards. You may take two extra Actions this turn. At the end of the turn, discard your hand. Card : jtwe
Taking Back Sunday Thing - Band Action: Discard a card to play an Action card from the discard pile. Shuffle that card into the deck after it is played. If that Action had a day of the week in its name, you may take an extra Action this turn. Card : jtwe	Clean the Table Action Destroy all tokens. Even if they are indestructible. Card : Zt	Expensive Lifestyle 1000 Thing When this comes into play, sacrifice at least 1000 tokens and discard at least 7 cards. If you can't, put this card into the discard pile and skip three turns. Thing: Eliminate an opponent. Card : Zt

Nuclear Wastelands Thing Land. Play this any time to counter an Action OR a thing's Action ability OR to keep a thing from coming into play and destroying the thing instead. As long as this is in play, you cannot win or eliminate opponents, even if other cards say something else. Card : Zt	Trump Thing Play this onto a Thing. The Thing this is played onto nullifies all cards that are contradictory to it. Card : Pongo	Essence Devourer Thing All Things that were in play when this was played are considered blank until they are removed from play. This card is indestructible until all the Things in play when this was played are no longer in play. Card : Pongo
Irony Cannon Thing Action: Destroy a Thing that claims any sort of indestructability, with total disregard for its text. Card : Pongo	Create Sequence Thing Whenever a card is played, put a token on this card, then change the played card's corner value to the number n, followed by the nth letter of the alphabet, where n is the number of tokens on this card. If there are more tokens on this card than letters in the alphabet, remove all tokens from this card. Card : jtwe	Separate Action discard 1 of your cards and put one more of each token on your field. Then you may draw 1 card. Card : tom1344
Tabletop RPG 1E Thing Whenever you destroy another player's Thing, gain an Experience token. Destroy 3 of your Experience tokens: Level up! Replace all occurrences of 3 on this card with 3 + 2 and draw a card, Card : Bucky	Brain Hack 2E Action Look at target player's hand. Then, that player discards two cards at random and draws two cards. Card : Bucky	Duplication Ray 3E Action Gain a copy of target Thing you control. Card : Bucky

Paris Hilton Thing Counts as female. At the beginning of your turn, sacrifice 100 money tokens or discard your hand. If you don't, destroy this card. Action: Remove target thing from the game. You can't choose things with the word "hot" in their title. That's hot! Card : Zt	Faculty of Applied Philosophy Thing Choose 2 types of things (e.g.: birds and energy or female and male...) All members of the 1. type lose this type and have the 2. type instead. (E.g.: 3 apes and 2 vampires on the table. You choose first undeads, then apes. Both vampires are not undeads anymore, but apes. All apes remain apes though.) Card : Zt	Railgun Thing Every player may use this thing's Action ability. Action: Put a power token on this card. Then destroy X target objects, where X is the number of power tokens on this card. I pwnz u!!!!oneoneone! Card : Zt
Fnord Thing Play this at any point during the game. Card : Pongo	First Law of Thermodynamics Thing All cards that can create Energy Tokens have that function disabled. Energy tokens may not be destroyed. In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! Card : Pongo	Empire of Fear Thing When this comes into play from your hand for the third time, eliminate an opponent. Card : Zt
Empire of Blood Thing Play this only if there are at least 24 cards in the draw pile. Action: Target opponent draws 10 cards. If the draw pile is empty, eliminate an opponent, then fill the draw pile again. Card : Zt	Empire of Doom Thing Whenever an action is played by sb., you may reveal this card from your hand, say: "The end is near!" and put a Doom token into play. If there are 10 Doom tokens in play, eliminate an opponent and discard this card. Whenever you have to discard a card (random or not), discard this card instead. Card : Zt	Rock and a Hard Place Action Pick an opponent. They must either discard a card at random, or destroy a random Thing they control. Card : Kevan

Replace Manager Action Choose a card. Replace all occurrences of "Action:" with "Thing:" and viceversa on this card. Card : Zt	Plant Manager Action An opponent gets reeeeeally high next turn and cannot play any things. (She may play actions though, but only slowly.) Card : Zt	The Tide is coming 8 Thing When your turn starts, put a tide token on this card. Then destroy all things except tide tokens whose tide value is lower than the number of tide tokens. The number in a thing's corner value IS the thing's tide value. If a thing has no number there or no corner value, its tide value is 4, for tokens: 2. Card : Zt
Useful Byproduct 4E Thing You may play this into the control of any player. Whenever you play a thing, gain a Money token. Card : Bucky	Detrimental Side-Effects 5E Thing You may play this into the control of any player. Whenever you play a Thing, you must destroy one of your tokens, if possible. ...dizziness, nausea, headaches, nasal bleeding, skin discoloration, temporary or permanent hearing loss, suicidal depression, poverty and spontaneous combustion. Card : Bucky	Day and Night DN Action If the sun is shining outside, destroy all black, all undead and all evil things. If it's dark outside, destroy all white things and put 5 black Zombie tokens into play (under your control). Card : Zt
Necrobees B5 Thing If there are 2 or more honey tokens on this card, destroy it. Action and Thing: Return target thing from the discard pile to play under your control. Put a honey token on this card. Card : Zt	The multi-use token T1 Action Generate a token of any name and any type with blank text and put it onto target thing or under target player's control. Card : Zt	Meditation Thing Whenever you would draw a card, you may put a Peace token into play instead. If you control eight Peace tokens, you win the game. Card : Kevan

Tit for Tat Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed (including this card) by an opponent, you may destroy a Thing that opponent controls. Card : Kevan	Bloody Mary Thing When this comes into play, decide if it is a ghost or a drink. Drink: Counts as Food. Ghost: Action: Look at target opponent's hand. Card : Zt	Mindcreep Action Choose a thing from target opponent's hand and put it into play under his/her control. What's a Mindcreep? - Dunno. Sounds cool though. Card : Zt
Picnic Swat Team Thing Action: Random player discards a card. Action: Destroy an insect. (Spiders aren't insects.) I shall defend this sandwich with my own life! Card : Zt	Martyr Thing Action: Destroy this card to draw three cards. Card : Pongo	The Messed-Up Card Thing F*** I'm tired. Card : Pongo
Thagomizer Thing You must play this onto a living Thing. That Thing gains "Action: Destroy a living Thing." Card : Kevan	Doppelgaenger Action Create a black Thing card named 'Doppelgaenger of [your name]' with text: "Action: Eliminate [your name]". Create a black Thing card named 'Doppelgaenger of [target opponent's name]' with text: "Action: Eliminate [target opponent's name]". Target opponent shuffles both cards into the deck. Card : Zt	Wiedergaenger Thing Play this when a player other than you is eliminated. You keep playing for the player now. (With his cards, the things he controlled and so on.) You play two distinct players though and you may not swap cards between the two players. Card : Zt

Stuhlgaenger Thing Action: Put a toilet token into play. If you control 172.349 toilet tokens or more, you win the game. Card : Zt

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