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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Self Destruct Sequence cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Play into another player's control. Comes into play with 10 counter tokens on it. Whenever this card has no counter tokens on it. Owner is eliminated.
Whenever you draw a card, destroy a counter token on this card. gill_smoke Dr. Lucky cards_1501_1600 thing Thing This cards action ability is only playable when Win and Loss conditions occur.
Action: Negate Win loss or elimination condition. Give control of Dr. Lucky to the the opponent you thwarted.
"Lucky bastard" -Gill gill_smoke Spam Attack cards_1501_1600 action Action Each player is given three Thing cards with a title of "Spam" and a body text of "You may not discard this card at the end of your turn." Kevan Contamination cards_1501_1600 action Action Destroy all foods Pongo Grue cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Action: If it is dark outside, you may destroy a living thing. It is pitch dark. If you continue, you are likely to be eaten by a grue. Pongo Klaatu barada nikto! cards_1501_1600 action Action Destroy all machines. Pongo Corrupt Senator cards_1501_1600 thing_person Thing - Person You have a corrupt senator in your camp. You may destroy this card at any time to counter the effects of any one Action card or effect. Sandy added by gill_smoke Bribe cards_1501_1600 action Action Select a Person in play. Unless that Person leaves play, you may use its abilities as if you were its controller. Sandy added by gill_smoke Poisoner cards_1501_1600 thing_person Thing - Person Action: Destroy a Person. Sandy added by gill_smoke Mouse cards_1501_1600 thing Thing 7C Once per turn, you may take control of a Token belonging to another player. Bucky Mobilize cards_1501_1600 action Action 8C You may take three extra Actions next turn. Bucky Card Farm cards_1501_1600 thing Thing 9C When this comes into play, gain three Seed tokens. If you have any Seed tokens at the start of your turn, destroy one of them and draw an extra card. Bucky Stalker cards_1501_1600 thing Thing You may view an opponent's hand at any time. If any player ever views your hand, discard it. Kevan Shot Glasses cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Whenever a player draws a card, they must reveal it. If a player draws a card and does not play it by the end of their turn, they are eliminated. Kevan Sliver cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Sliver is considered to have the card text of every other Thing you control appended to it as a series of separate paragraphs, in an order of your choosing. Kevan Empty Echo cards_1501_1600 thing Thing This card has the title and corner value of the last Action played, but not the text. Pongo Tome of Pastamastery cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Action: Destroy a Thing for each pasta you control.
Action: Create a pasta Token. Pongo Token-Synthesising Laboratory cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Action: Create a stem Token.
Action: Destroy a stem Token and create a Token of any or no type. Pongo Pandemic cards_1501_1600 thing Thing When this comes into play, replace a token with an Infection token. Action: Replace X tokens with Infection tokens, where X is the number of Infection tokens in play. Kevan Reanimation cards_1501_1600 action Action Take a living Thing card from the discard pile and put it into play under your control. Kevan Megatoken cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Megatoken can be used as a token of any type. If it is ever destroyed, return it to play immediately. Kevan Headshot cards_1501_1600 action Action Destroy an undead Thing. Pongo The Land I Lost cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Action: Destroy three things of your own to destroy one opponent's Thing. Pongo F5 cards_1501_1600 thing Thing You may repeat a Thing's action ability for every refresh Token on that Thing when you use that Thing's action ability.
Action: Create a refresh Token on a Thing you have in play that has an action ability. Pongo Blaze of Glory cards_1501_1600 action Action You and target player lose the game. fanofphilosophy Lego Box cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Action: Put two Brick tokens into play. Action: Search the draw pile for a Thing card. If you have as many Brick tokens as it has letters in its title, destroy that many of your Brick tokens and put it into play. Kevan Filing Cabinet cards_1501_1600 thing Thing A Thing's action abilities may not target Things that begin with a different letter to that of the Thing with the ability. Kevan Economy Drive cards_1501_1600 action Action Each player destroys three non-token Things they control. Kevan Endless Meeting cards_1501_1600 action Action 5h Search the deck for a card, reshuffle the deck, then put that card on top of the deck. "So you'd be willing to take that action item, right?" jtwe V-Chip cards_1501_1600 thing Thing TV-14 Action: Look at the top card of the deck. You may put it on the bottom of the deck. "No, you can't watch that show. At least, not until it comes out on DVD." jtwe X-Ray Specs cards_1501_1600 thing Thing @_@ Whenever you would draw a card, you may draw the bottom card of the deck instead. "I can see through time!" jtwe Banish cards_1501_1600 action Action 1D Shuffle target card into the draw pile. Bucky Counterspell cards_1501_1600 action Action 2D Play in response to an Action to cancel that Action, or play normally to draw a card. Bucky Revive cards_1501_1600 action Action 3D Put a Thing from the discard pile into play under your control. Bucky Token Production Contract cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Draw a card whenever a token comes into play. Kevan Mr. Play-It-Safe cards_1501_1600 thing_ironic Thing - Ironic This card cannot be played if any Things have been destroyed since the beginning of your last turn. When this card is destroyed, ironically, you gain three tokens of any type and draw three cards. jtwe Om Nom Nom Nom cards_1501_1600 action Action I8 Destroy target Thing. If it was food-related, draw a card. I made you an Energy token, but I eated it. jtwe Burnout cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Whenever you play an Action, put a Nitro token into play. During your turn, you may destroy three Nitro tokens you control to take another turn after this one. Kevan Booya! cards_1501_1600 action Action The first time each game you play this card, name a Thing. Otherwise, if you have destroyed an opponent's non-Token Thing with that title since the last time you played this card, you win the game. jtwe Nerd Bureaucracy cards_1501_1600 action Action Nerd! Return a thing you control to your hand or a thing an opponent controls to his/her hand. If the thing is a token it is destroyed. No! ZT Erzsébet Báthory cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Evil Female vampire. Destroy 32 vampires you control and destroy target thing. You may do this more than once a turn. Action: Put X vampire tokens into play, where X is the number of vampires in play. And a cold blood shower every morning keeps you young... ZT Matriarchy cards_1501_1600 thing Thing History All non-female things cannot use their Action Abilities, unless the thing's controller discards a card every time she wants to use a thing's Action Ability. All female things are indestructible. This card is female. ZT Polybolt cards_1501_1600 action Action 4D Target Thing becomes a Frog token with no ruletext. Bucky Curse cards_1501_1600 thing Thing 5D Play onto a Thing. That Thing cannot use any of its Action abilities. Bucky Haste cards_1501_1600 action Action 6D You may play up to 5 extra Things this turn. Draw an extra card at the end of the turn. Bucky Despotism cards_1501_1600 thing Thing History Your hand size is two. Action: Draw four cards. L'État c'est moi. ZT Killer Bees cards_1501_1600 thing Thing B3 When "Killer Bees" is destroyed, it returns immediately back to play, if you control at least another bee card or another yellow card. Action: Search your deck for a yellow card or for a bee card or for a card with a "b" or "B" in its title and put it into play. Shuffle the deck. ZT Anti-Communism cards_1501_1600 thing Thing History Only non-red cards may destroy or affect in some other way this card. Action: Put this card onto target thing you control. Only non-red cards may destroy or affect in some other way target thing now. ZT BitTorrent cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Play this onto a Thing. Everyone except you gets 1+(number of existing piece Tokens) piece Tokens each turn. When a player has a number of piece Tokens equal to or above the number of letters in the name of the Thing this is played onto, destroy all their piece Tokens and place a copy of that Thing under their control. Pongo Maobot Initiation Sequence cards_1501_1600 action Action Each player may opt to play a game of Mao at http://kevan.org/games/maobot.html on their next turn. If a player wins, they may destroy three cards, if they lose or give up, they discard three cards at random. Pongo Charm cards_1501_1600 action Action 7D Gain control of target Thing. Bucky Powerstone cards_1501_1600 thing Thing 8D Gain an Energy token at the start of your turn. If it's still in play at the end of the turn, destroy it. Bucky Stop cards_1501_1600 action Action 9D Target player may not draw or play cards on their next turn. Bucky Ming Vase cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Whenever a thing comes into play, destroy Ming Vase. Action: Draw two cards. ZT Hot Potato cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Discard a card: target player gains control of this thing. The player controlling this at the end of his/her turn, destroys hot potato and two other things he/she controls. ZT All Hallows' Eve cards_1501_1600 action Action Evil Choose one: Return a blue thing from the discard pile to play under your control. Or: Return three non-blue things from the discard pile to play under your control. ZT Single Nation Army cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Replace the "Single" in this card's title with the number of nation Tokens played onto it plus one (in written-out form). If this card has six nation tokens on it, it counts as a guitar track.
Action: Create a nation Token and play it onto this card. Pongo Pi Master cards_1501_1600 action Action πD You may destroy as many remotely circular Things as you wish this turn. Pongo Super Tuesday cards_1501_1600 action Action Each player may vote for a Thing in play. Each Thing that does not receive a vote is destroyed. jtwe Fat Tuesday cards_1501_1600 action Action Draw 8 cards. You may take two extra Actions this turn. At the end of the turn, discard your hand. jtwe Taking Back Sunday cards_1501_1600 thing_band Thing - Band Action: Discard a card to play an Action card from the discard pile. Shuffle that card into the deck after it is played. If that Action had a day of the week in its name, you may take an extra Action this turn. jtwe Clean the Table cards_1501_1600 action Action Destroy all tokens. Even if they are indestructible. Zt Expensive Lifestyle cards_1501_1600 thing Thing 1000 When this comes into play, sacrifice at least 1000 tokens and discard at least 7 cards. If you can't, put this card into the discard pile and skip three turns. Thing: Eliminate an opponent. Zt Nuclear Wastelands cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Land. Play this any time to counter an Action OR a thing's Action ability OR to keep a thing from coming into play and destroying the thing instead. As long as this is in play, you cannot win or eliminate opponents, even if other cards say something else. Zt Trump cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Play this onto a Thing. The Thing this is played onto nullifies all cards that are contradictory to it. Pongo Essence Devourer cards_1501_1600 thing Thing All Things that were in play when this was played are considered blank until they are removed from play. This card is indestructible until all the Things in play when this was played are no longer in play. Pongo Irony Cannon cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Action: Destroy a Thing that claims any sort of indestructability, with total disregard for its text. Pongo Create Sequence cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Whenever a card is played, put a token on this card, then change the played card's corner value to the number n, followed by the nth letter of the alphabet, where n is the number of tokens on this card. If there are more tokens on this card than letters in the alphabet, remove all tokens from this card. jtwe Separate cards_1501_1600 action Action discard 1 of your cards and put one more of each token on your field. Then you may draw 1 card. tom1344 Tabletop RPG cards_1501_1600 thing Thing 1E Whenever you destroy another player's Thing, gain an Experience token. Destroy 3 of your Experience tokens: Level up! Replace all occurrences of 3 on this card with 3 + 2 and draw a card, Bucky Brain Hack cards_1501_1600 action Action 2E Look at target player's hand. Then, that player discards two cards at random and draws two cards. Bucky Duplication Ray cards_1501_1600 action Action 3E Gain a copy of target Thing you control. Bucky Paris Hilton cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Counts as female. At the beginning of your turn, sacrifice 100 money tokens or discard your hand. If you don't, destroy this card. Action: Remove target thing from the game. You can't choose things with the word "hot" in their title. That's hot! Zt Faculty of Applied Philosophy cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Choose 2 types of things (e.g.: birds and energy or female and male...) All members of the 1. type lose this type and have the 2. type instead. (E.g.: 3 apes and 2 vampires on the table. You choose first undeads, then apes. Both vampires are not undeads anymore, but apes. All apes remain apes though.) Zt Railgun cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Every player may use this thing's Action ability. Action: Put a power token on this card. Then destroy X target objects, where X is the number of power tokens on this card. I pwnz u!!!!oneoneone! Zt Fnord cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Play this at any point during the game. Pongo First Law of Thermodynamics cards_1501_1600 thing Thing All cards that can create Energy Tokens have that function disabled. Energy tokens may not be destroyed. In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics! Pongo Empire of Fear cards_1501_1600 thing Thing When this comes into play from your hand for the third time, eliminate an opponent. Zt Empire of Blood cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Play this only if there are at least 24 cards in the draw pile. Action: Target opponent draws 10 cards. If the draw pile is empty, eliminate an opponent, then fill the draw pile again. Zt Empire of Doom cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Whenever an action is played by sb., you may reveal this card from your hand, say: "The end is near!" and put a Doom token into play. If there are 10 Doom tokens in play, eliminate an opponent and discard this card. Whenever you have to discard a card (random or not), discard this card instead. Zt Rock and a Hard Place cards_1501_1600 action Action Pick an opponent. They must either discard a card at random, or destroy a random Thing they control. Kevan Replace Manager cards_1501_1600 action Action Choose a card. Replace all occurrences of "Action:" with "Thing:" and viceversa on this card. Zt Plant Manager cards_1501_1600 action Action An opponent gets reeeeeally high next turn and cannot play any things. (She may play actions though, but only slowly.) Zt The Tide is coming cards_1501_1600 thing Thing 8 When your turn starts, put a tide token on this card. Then destroy all things except tide tokens whose tide value is lower than the number of tide tokens. The number in a thing's corner value IS the thing's tide value. If a thing has no number there or no corner value, its tide value is 4, for tokens: 2. Zt Useful Byproduct cards_1501_1600 thing Thing 4E You may play this into the control of any player. Whenever you play a thing, gain a Money token. Bucky Detrimental Side-Effects cards_1501_1600 thing Thing 5E You may play this into the control of any player. Whenever you play a Thing, you must destroy one of your tokens, if possible. ...dizziness, nausea, headaches, nasal bleeding, skin discoloration, temporary or permanent hearing loss, suicidal depression, poverty and spontaneous combustion. Bucky Day and Night cards_1501_1600 action Action DN If the sun is shining outside, destroy all black, all undead and all evil things. If it's dark outside, destroy all white things and put 5 black Zombie tokens into play (under your control). Zt Necrobees cards_1501_1600 thing Thing B5 If there are 2 or more honey tokens on this card, destroy it. Action and Thing: Return target thing from the discard pile to play under your control. Put a honey token on this card. Zt The multi-use token cards_1501_1600 action Action T1 Generate a token of any name and any type with blank text and put it onto target thing or under target player's control. Zt Meditation cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Whenever you would draw a card, you may put a Peace token into play instead. If you control eight Peace tokens, you win the game. Kevan Tit for Tat cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed (including this card) by an opponent, you may destroy a Thing that opponent controls. Kevan Bloody Mary cards_1501_1600 thing Thing When this comes into play, decide if it is a ghost or a drink. Drink: Counts as Food. Ghost: Action: Look at target opponent's hand. Zt Mindcreep cards_1501_1600 action Action Choose a thing from target opponent's hand and put it into play under his/her control. What's a Mindcreep? - Dunno. Sounds cool though. Zt Picnic Swat Team cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Action: Random player discards a card. Action: Destroy an insect. (Spiders aren't insects.) I shall defend this sandwich with my own life! Zt Martyr cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Action: Destroy this card to draw three cards. Pongo The Messed-Up Card cards_1501_1600 thing Thing F*** I'm tired. Pongo Thagomizer cards_1501_1600 thing Thing You must play this onto a living Thing. That Thing gains "Action: Destroy a living Thing." Kevan Doppelgaenger cards_1501_1600 action Action Create a black Thing card named 'Doppelgaenger of [your name]' with text: "Action: Eliminate [your name]". Create a black Thing card named 'Doppelgaenger of [target opponent's name]' with text: "Action: Eliminate [target opponent's name]". Target opponent shuffles both cards into the deck. Zt Wiedergaenger cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Play this when a player other than you is eliminated. You keep playing for the player now. (With his cards, the things he controlled and so on.) You play two distinct players though and you may not swap cards between the two players. Zt Stuhlgaenger cards_1501_1600 thing Thing Action: Put a toilet token into play. If you control 172.349 toilet tokens or more, you win the game. Zt