Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1401-1500

Item Thing Card : gill_smoke	Mortarboard Thing Your maximum hand size is increased by two. How academic! Card : Pongo	Panama Hat Thing They're actually made in Ecuador. Card : Pongo
Pink Elephant Thing Place this under another player's control. For as long as this is in play, the player with this card under their control may only play cards that destroy this. Are you sure he didn't mess with my drink? Card : Pongo	Groundhog Day Action Remove the draw pile from the game. Card : Kevan	Take your doll clothes and go home revenge May not be played, if forced to discard you may play this instead. Everyone else loses (Take all cards with you). Fine, I don't want to play anymore. Card : gill_smoke
I Win! Action When played you win. Card : gill_smoke	I Lose. Action When played you are eliminated. Card : gill_smoke	Panic Room Thing You may not play Things. If you would be eliminated from the game, destroy this Thing instead. Action: Destroy this card. Card : Kevan

Veganism Thing When Veganism comes into play, destroy all Things that represent non-plant organisms. No non-plant organisms can be played while Veganism is in play. Card : Corrigan	Decapitated Chicken Thing When played, give Decapitated Chicken to any player (including you). After 4 turns, destroy Decapitated Chicken. If Decapitated Chicken is brought back from the discard pile, it has "Action: Flip a coin and destroy a random Thing if it comes up heads." Card : Corrigan	Citation Needed Action Either destroy a Thing or counter the effects of an Action card, if there is no Wikipedia article with the same title as that card. Card : Kevan
Forest 1 Thing — Terrain This cards action ability may be only used once per turn Action: Create a Tree Token. Player may take an additional Action this turn. Card : Gill Smoke	Dryad Thing Card can only be played if you if you control a forset, tree, or green card in play. Action: Create a Tree Token. Card : gill_smoke	Lesser Curse of Undeath Thing While in play Whenever a living thing would be destroyed thier owner may create a Undead token. Card : gill_smoke
Mulligan Action Discard your hand, and draw as many cards as you discarded. Card : Kevan	Infuse 2U Action Draw a card. You may play an extra Action this turn. Choose a player at random and put this card into that player's hand. Card : jtwe	Bind 1G Reaction Play when a Thing's Action ability is played. Cancel the effects of that Action ability. Card : jtwe

No Smoking Sign Thing Play in response to any Thing or Action card being played. Cancel that card and destroy it if it's in play. Cards with that name may not be played. Card : jtwe	Safety Goggles Thing If a card would force you to discard a card, you may choose not to. Card : Kevan	Precognition Thing Each opponent may nominate two (and no more than two) cards by name, during their turn. An opponent may only play a card from their hand if they nominated it during their previous turn. Card : Kevan
Forty Thieves Action Destroy five Things you control, to gain control of a Thing. Card : Kevan	Mummy Lord Thing When this card comes into play all undead Things and tokens come under your control. Card : gill_smoke	ADD Action Player may take any number of actions this turn. All Action abilities may only be played once. Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb. A: Oh look a butterfly. Card : gill_smoke
Theory of Relativity E=MC^2 Action Player may Discard any number of actions. Destroy equal number of Things. Card : gill_smoke	The Elephant of Surprise Thing When this card comes into play, draw two cards and play them immediately. Card : Kevan	The Cask of Rejected Action Secretly write the name of a Thing you controlled that was destroyed by target opponent. That player has 10 guesses or 1 minute, whichever comes first, to name it. If he or she can't, he or she is eliminated. For the love of God and all that is holy, Montresor! My anus is bleeding! Card : jtwe

Homer Tax $X Action Target the Thing in play with the highest number in its corner value, or the most words in its title if there are no Things in play with corner values. (You choose if there is a tie.) Destroy it. Its controller discards a card. "Dad, that's the homeowner tax." Card : jtwe	Grand Slash Action Each opponent may discard any number of cards in secret. The opponents with the most cards left in hand after discarding are eliminated. No one likes to be the target Card : Jindra34	Monopoly Breaker Thing Action: Eliminate target player with the most things in play form the game. Distribute their things evenly between all players as you see fit. Any excess things are discarded. Card : Jindra34
Token Magnet Action Gain control of all tokens in play. (If a token is on a Thing, you may move it onto any other Thing.) Card : Kevan	Mousetrap Thing Whenever a card is played, it has no effect, it is put into your hand, and Mousetrap is destroyed. Card : Kevan	Flamethrower Action Replace every Thing in play with a Fire token. Card : Kevan
Temporary Blindness Action Until the end of his turn the selected player must play blindfolded. Card : HelioMaia	Hack Thing Play onto a Thing with an Action ability - it loses its Action ability. Put an Action card from your hand under this card when it comes into play. Action: Play a copy of the Action card under this card. Card : Kevan	Sugar in the Tank Thing Play onto a Thing with an Action ability - its controller must discard a card to use its Action ability (and cannot use it if they have no cards in hand). Card : Kevan

Buckyball 1B Thing Play onto another Thing; that Thing's text is "This card intentionally left blank." Card : Bucky	Buckybot 2B Thing Play into another player's control. Whenever you play an Action, an opponent may play an Action (or Action ability) in response. The response happens before the original Action. Card : Bucky	Scam-block lotion 3B Thing You may destroy this in response to an Action (or the Action ability of a Thing) to nullify it. Card : Bucky
Field of Crows Thing If you have ten Crop tokens in play, you win the game. Any player who controls a living Thing may taken an Action to destroy two Crop tokens. Action: Put a Crop token into play. Card : Kevan	Taxation Action For each type of token in play, destroy one token of that type. Draw a card. Card : Kevan	Bill Pk Action Draw two cards. Card : gill_smoke
Reverse 1 Action Play now goes in the opposite direction. In a two player game player takes another turn. Corner value in Spanish Card : gill_smoke	Sell Out Action Give one card you control to your opponent in exchange for 5 of their money tokens. If the card you are trading to your opponent is music or movie related, they give you 10 money tokens. Card : Corrigan, added by gill_smoke	Surprise Ending Action Replace the word "win" with "lose", or vice versa, on any card in play. Card : Kevan

A Not-Card Thing This card is considered to not exist. No cards or rules affect it in any way after it is played (however, it can be affected when it is in your hand or draw pile). Pretend it's not there Card : Corrigan, added by gill_smoke	Nail It Down Thing Equiptment Attach to one card currently in play. The attached card may not be controlled by any other player than the one currently controlling it. The attached card also may not be discarded, returned to the draw pile, or put in any player's hand. "Now it won't move"-Gill Card : Corrigan, added by gill_smoke	Rip it out Thing Equiptment Attach to one card currently in play. Action: Destroy this card and the one attached to it. Any player may play this action ability. "Get it gone"-Gill Card : gill_smoke
Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot Thing - Familiar At the start of your turn, roll a four-sided die. On a 1, draw a card; on a 2, target player discards a card; on a 3, destroy target Thing; on a 4, gain a Money token; on a 5, gain a Toast token. "Hi-yaa, yarrr, braaaaains, bleep" Card : jtwe	Kick Combo 4B Action When you play this, you may destroy a Thing you control to return this card to your hand. Target player discards a card. You may take an extra Action this turn. Card : Bucky	Insurance Policy 5B Thing Whenever one of your non-Token Things is destroyed, you gain two Money tokens. Card : Bucky
Incinerate 6B Action Destroy target Thing. Its former controller gains 5 Energy tokens. Card : Bucky	nothing WTH? not a thing Does nothing Card : jftsang	Feedback Loop Thing Whenever an Action card is played, the player who played the Action can play a number of copies of that Action equal to the number of Feedback tokens in play. Then put a Feedback token on this card. Card : Kevan

Building Site Thing When playing a Thing, if you choose to destroy a Scaffold token you control, you may play another Thing that turn. Action: Put a Scaffold token into play. Card : Kevan	Blue Tigers Thing When Blue Tigers comes into play, put three Stone tokens into play. If there are ever no Stone tokens in play, destroy Blue Tigers. Action: Roll a six-sided dice, and put that many Stone tokens into play. Roll another, and destroy that many Stone tokens. Card : Kevan	Slow Acting Poison Thing Play this on another player When you have 10 poison tokens you are eliminated Action: Create a Poison token. Any player may play this action ability. Card : gill_smoke
Infernal Pact Thing Contract When this card is destroyed the owner is eleminated and the card is removed from play. Action: Play one card from the discard pile. Remove actions from play after they are used this way. Sign right here. Card : gill_smoke	What's mine is yours Action Give a non token thing you own to another player Card : gill_smoke	Transmogrification Ray 7B Thing Action: Target Token loses its current type and becomes a type of your choice. Card : Bucky
Freezer 8B Thing Action: Put target non-Freezer Thing under this card. It is not considered to be in play until it ceases to be under a Freezer. Thing: Remove a Thing from under Freezer. Card : Bucky	Flea Market 9B Action Look at the top six cards of the deck and put one of them in your hand. Card : Bucky	Black Knight Thing The Black Knight comes into play with four Limb tokens on it. Whenever Black Knight would be destroyed, you may destroy a Limb token to prevent its destruction. Action: Put the most recently-played Thing into an opponent's hand. Card : Kevan

Action: Destruction! Ha! Action You may play this on an opponent's turn. If an action is being played as this is being played, that action does nothing. Otherwise, destroy half a thing. Card : fanofphilosophy	The Cup of Human Kindness Thing Action: Gain a Sip token. If you control two or more Sip tokens, whenever you play a Thing's action ability, flip a coin; if it is tails, cancel that Action. If you control four or more Sip tokens, you may draw and play two additional cards on each of your turns. Card : jtwe	Draw Combo 1C Action When you play this, you may destroy a non-Token Thing you control to return this card to your hand. Draw a card. You may take an extra Action this turn. Card : Bucky
Token Combo 2C Action When you play this, you may discard a card to return this card to your hand. Gain two Energy or Money Tokens for each time you've played a Token Combo this turn. You may take an extra Action this turn. Card : Bucky	Refresh 3C Action You may discard any number of cards when you play this. Draw a card. Draw an additional card for each card you discarded. You may take an extra Action this turn. Card : Bucky	Hellish Siphon 616 Thing Action: Play the top of the draw pile as though it were in your hand. It takes the future and turns it into the present Card : Jindra34
Are you Serious?! Action Target player discards their hand if you can find a joke published on the internet contaning the exact title of a thing you control. Quick! To Uncyclopedia! Card : fanofphilosophy	March of the ... uhh... everything Thing All things (and tokens) in play are living, except for this one. Lessee...an abstract concept, an animal, a machine, and...what's THAT thing? Card : fanofphilosophy	Go Meat! Action - Delicious You may give an opponent control of a Thing you control that is made of meat. (Humans and other animals, living and recently dead, qualify.) If you do, take all cards in that player's hand into your hand. If you don't, draw a card. I say Hillshire, you say Farms! Card : jtwe

Kick It Up a Notch BAM Thing If a player would draw cards, they must draw an additional card. If a player would discard cards, they must discard an additional card. If a player would destroy a given number of Things, they must destroy an additional Thing. Card : Zaratustra	Exception Handler -1 Thing You may destroy this at any time during your turn. If this is destroyed, all effects but the destroying are aborted, and the game continues from the beginning of the next player's turn. Card : Zaratustra	Wild Draw 4 W4 Thing The next player draws 4 cards during their turn, unless they play another card called Wild Draw 4. In that case, the -next- player draws 8 cards during their turn, and so on. Card : Zaratustra
Eleven Thing That's ridiculous. It's not even funny. Card : Pongo	Principia Discordia Thing Action: Draw, destroy or play five cards. Hail Eris! Card : Pongo	Bottleneck Thing No player may draw more than one card per turn. Card : Kevan
Headstone Thing Cards may not be taken from the discard pile. Card : Kevan	Roshambo Thing Action: Play rock-paper-scissors with a chosen opponent. The winner may destroy a Thing. Card : Kevan	Window to Nothing Thing All players' hand sizes are halved, rounded up. This window leads to nothing, not even darkness. Card : Pongo

Boot Disk Thing Action: If you have no Things in play except for this, take ten cards from the draw pile; play the Things and discard the Actions. Card : Pongo	Forked Lightning Blast Action Destroy three Things under the control of one player. Card : Pongo	Treadmill Thing You may return a non-token Thing you control to your hand during your turn, to take an extra Action. Card : Kevan
Refuelling Action Starting with you, each player draws until they have five or more cards in their hand. Card : Kevan	Cargo Ship Thing Any player may take an Action to destroy all tokens of one type, under their control, and draw a card. At the end of a player's turn, they must destroy all but one token they control. Card : Kevan	Power of 3 Thing-uber Triple the effects of any other cards you play. Additionally you may play and draw three times the number of cards you normally would during a turn. Card : Jindra34
Mining Rights Thing When a Thing comes into play, gain control of it. If it was not a token, destroy this card. Card : Kevan	Asteroid Field Thing When this comes into play, put three Large Asteroid tokens into play. When a Large Asteroid is destroyed, put three Small Asteroid tokens into play. If there are no Asteroid tokens in play, you win the game. Card : Kevan	Nest Thing When this comes into play, put three Eggshell tokens into play. Action: If you control a living Thing, destroy an Eggshell token. If there are no Eggshell tokens left after this, create a new card which is a copy of the living Thing, and put it into play. Card : Kevan

Patience 4C Thing Actions cannot eliminate players from the game. Text on Action cards cannot cause players to win the game. Card : Bucky	Selfishness 5C Thing At the start of your turn, choose an opponent. That player must give you one of their Things. Any other player may give you a Thing to prevent this. Card : Bucky	Self-Control 6C Thing You cannot at any time be forced to do anything you could normally do during your turn. Card : Bucky
Duplicate D8 Action Imitate the last person's turn. (Play a copy of each card they played, then discard as many cards as they did.) Card : Zaratustra	Replicate R8 Action Replace the Things you have in play with copies of target opponent's Things. Card : Zaratustra	Geminate G8 Action Replace your hand with a copy of target opponent's hand. Card : Zaratustra
Paintball Thing Whenever a Thing (other than this one) would be destroyed, return it to its controller's hand instead. Card : Kevan	Sorting Error Action Gain control of a Thing. Its previous controller then gains control of a random Thing you control. Card : Kevan	Impatience Thing When this comes into play, draw ten cards. You do not draw cards at the start of your turn. Card : Kevan

Disposable Weapon Forge Thing When forge is destroyed destroy all tokens on it Thing: Create a metal token. Action: Destroy 3 metal tokens, Create a Weapon token. Action: If you posses an animate non token thing destroy a weapon token to destroy an animate thing an opponent controls. Card : gill_smoke

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