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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Item cards_1401_1500 thing Thing gill_smoke Mortarboard cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Your maximum hand size is increased by two. How academic! Pongo Panama Hat cards_1401_1500 thing Thing They're actually made in Ecuador. Pongo Pink Elephant cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Place this under another player's control. For as long as this is in play, the player with this card under their control may only play cards that destroy this. Are you sure he didn't mess with my drink? Pongo Groundhog Day cards_1401_1500 action Action Remove the draw pile from the game. Kevan Take your doll clothes and go home cards_1401_1500 revenge revenge May not be played, if forced to discard you may play this instead. Everyone else loses (Take all cards with you). Fine, I don't want to play anymore. gill_smoke I Win! cards_1401_1500 action Action When played you win. gill_smoke I Lose. cards_1401_1500 action Action When played you are eliminated. gill_smoke Panic Room cards_1401_1500 thing Thing You may not play Things. If you would be eliminated from the game, destroy this Thing instead. Action: Destroy this card. Kevan Veganism cards_1401_1500 thing Thing When Veganism comes into play, destroy all Things that represent non-plant organisms. No non-plant organisms can be played while Veganism is in play. Corrigan Decapitated Chicken cards_1401_1500 thing Thing When played, give Decapitated Chicken to any player (including you). After 4 turns, destroy Decapitated Chicken. If Decapitated Chicken is brought back from the discard pile, it has "Action: Flip a coin and destroy a random Thing if it comes up heads." Corrigan Citation Needed cards_1401_1500 action Action Either destroy a Thing or counter the effects of an Action card, if there is no Wikipedia article with the same title as that card. Kevan Forest cards_1401_1500 thing_terrain Thing — Terrain 1 This cards action ability may be only used once per turn
Action: Create a Tree Token. Player may take an additional Action this turn. Gill Smoke Dryad cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Card can only be played if you if you control a forset, tree, or green card in play.
Action: Create a Tree Token. gill_smoke Lesser Curse of Undeath cards_1401_1500 thing Thing While in play Whenever a living thing would be destroyed thier owner may create a Undead token. gill_smoke Mulligan cards_1401_1500 action Action Discard your hand, and draw as many cards as you discarded. Kevan Infuse cards_1401_1500 action Action 2U Draw a card. You may play an extra Action this turn. Choose a player at random and put this card into that player's hand. jtwe Bind cards_1401_1500 reaction Reaction 1G Play when a Thing's Action ability is played. Cancel the effects of that Action ability. jtwe No Smoking Sign cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Play in response to any Thing or Action card being played. Cancel that card and destroy it if it's in play. Cards with that name may not be played. jtwe Safety Goggles cards_1401_1500 thing Thing If a card would force you to discard a card, you may choose not to. Kevan Precognition cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Each opponent may nominate two (and no more than two) cards by name, during their turn. An opponent may only play a card from their hand if they nominated it during their previous turn. Kevan Forty Thieves cards_1401_1500 action Action Destroy five Things you control, to gain control of a Thing. Kevan Mummy Lord cards_1401_1500 thing Thing When this card comes into play all undead Things and tokens come under your control. gill_smoke ADD cards_1401_1500 action Action Player may take any number of actions this turn. All Action abilities may only be played once. Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A: Oh look a butterfly. gill_smoke Theory of Relativity cards_1401_1500 action Action E=MC^2 Player may Discard any number of actions. Destroy equal number of Things. gill_smoke The Elephant of Surprise cards_1401_1500 thing Thing When this card comes into play, draw two cards and play them immediately. Kevan The Cask of Rejected cards_1401_1500 action Action Secretly write the name of a Thing you controlled that was destroyed by target opponent. That player has 10 guesses or 1 minute, whichever comes first, to name it. If he or she can't, he or she is eliminated. For the love of God and all that is holy, Montresor! My anus is bleeding! jtwe Homer Tax cards_1401_1500 action Action $X Target the Thing in play with the highest number in its corner value, or the most words in its title if there are no Things in play with corner values. (You choose if there is a tie.) Destroy it. Its controller discards a card. "Dad, that's the homeowner tax." jtwe Grand Slash cards_1401_1500 action Action Each opponent may discard any number of cards in secret. The opponents with the most cards left in hand after discarding are eliminated. No one likes to be the target Jindra34 Monopoly Breaker cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Action: Eliminate target player with the most things in play form the game. Distribute their things evenly between all players as you see fit. Any excess things are discarded. Jindra34 Token Magnet cards_1401_1500 action Action Gain control of all tokens in play. (If a token is on a Thing, you may move it onto any other Thing.) Kevan Mousetrap cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Whenever a card is played, it has no effect, it is put into your hand, and Mousetrap is destroyed. Kevan Flamethrower cards_1401_1500 action Action Replace every Thing in play with a Fire token. Kevan Temporary Blindness cards_1401_1500 action Action Until the end of his turn the selected player must play blindfolded. HelioMaia Hack cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Play onto a Thing with an Action ability - it loses its Action ability. Put an Action card from your hand under this card when it comes into play. Action: Play a copy of the Action card under this card. Kevan Sugar in the Tank cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Play onto a Thing with an Action ability - its controller must discard a card to use its Action ability (and cannot use it if they have no cards in hand). Kevan Buckyball cards_1401_1500 thing Thing 1B Play onto another Thing; that Thing's text is "This card intentionally left blank." Bucky Buckybot cards_1401_1500 thing Thing 2B Play into another player's control. Whenever you play an Action, an opponent may play an Action (or Action ability) in response. The response happens before the original Action. Bucky Scam-block lotion cards_1401_1500 thing Thing 3B You may destroy this in response to an Action (or the Action ability of a Thing) to nullify it. Bucky Field of Crows cards_1401_1500 thing Thing If you have ten Crop tokens in play, you win the game. Any player who controls a living Thing may taken an Action to destroy two Crop tokens. Action: Put a Crop token into play. Kevan Taxation cards_1401_1500 action Action For each type of token in play, destroy one token of that type. Draw a card. Kevan Bill cards_1401_1500 action Action Pk Draw two cards. gill_smoke Reverse cards_1401_1500 action Action 1 Play now goes in the opposite direction. In a two player game player takes another turn. Corner value in Spanish gill_smoke Sell Out cards_1401_1500 action Action Give one card you control to your opponent in exchange for 5 of their money tokens. If the card you are trading to your opponent is music or movie related, they give you 10 money tokens. Corrigan, added by gill_smoke Surprise Ending cards_1401_1500 action Action Replace the word "win" with "lose", or vice versa, on any card in play. Kevan A Not-Card cards_1401_1500 thing Thing This card is considered to not exist. No cards or rules affect it in any way after it is played (however, it can be affected when it is in your hand or draw pile). Pretend it's not there Corrigan, added by gill_smoke Nail It Down cards_1401_1500 thing_equiptment Thing Equiptment Attach to one card currently in play. The attached card may not be controlled by any other player than the one currently controlling it. The attached card also may not be discarded, returned to the draw pile, or put in any player's hand. "Now it won't move"-Gill Corrigan, added by gill_smoke Rip it out cards_1401_1500 thing_equiptment Thing Equiptment Attach to one card currently in play. Action: Destroy this card and the one attached to it. Any player may play this action ability. "Get it gone"-Gill gill_smoke Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot cards_1401_1500 thing_familiar Thing - Familiar At the start of your turn, roll a four-sided die. On a 1, draw a card; on a 2, target player discards a card; on a 3, destroy target Thing; on a 4, gain a Money token; on a 5, gain a Toast token. "Hi-yaa, yarrr, braaaaains, bleep" jtwe Kick Combo cards_1401_1500 action Action 4B When you play this, you may destroy a Thing you control to return this card to your hand. Target player discards a card. You may take an extra Action this turn. Bucky Insurance Policy cards_1401_1500 thing Thing 5B Whenever one of your non-Token Things is destroyed, you gain two Money tokens. Bucky Incinerate cards_1401_1500 action Action 6B Destroy target Thing. Its former controller gains 5 Energy tokens. Bucky nothing cards_1401_1500 not_a_thing not a thing WTH? Does nothing jftsang Feedback Loop cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Whenever an Action card is played, the player who played the Action can play a number of copies of that Action equal to the number of Feedback tokens in play. Then put a Feedback token on this card. Kevan Building Site cards_1401_1500 thing Thing When playing a Thing, if you choose to destroy a Scaffold token you control, you may play another Thing that turn. Action: Put a Scaffold token into play. Kevan Blue Tigers cards_1401_1500 thing Thing When Blue Tigers comes into play, put three Stone tokens into play. If there are ever no Stone tokens in play, destroy Blue Tigers. Action: Roll a six-sided dice, and put that many Stone tokens into play. Roll another, and destroy that many Stone tokens. Kevan Slow Acting Poison cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Play this on another player When you have 10 poison tokens you are eliminated
Action: Create a Poison token. Any player may play this action ability. gill_smoke Infernal Pact cards_1401_1500 thing_contract Thing Contract When this card is destroyed the owner is eleminated and the card is removed from play. Action: Play one card from the discard pile. Remove actions from play after they are used this way. Sign right here. gill_smoke What's mine is yours cards_1401_1500 action Action Give a non token thing you own to another player gill_smoke Transmogrification Ray cards_1401_1500 thing Thing 7B Action: Target Token loses its current type and becomes a type of your choice. Bucky Freezer cards_1401_1500 thing Thing 8B Action: Put target non-Freezer Thing under this card. It is not considered to be in play until it ceases to be under a Freezer. Thing: Remove a Thing from under Freezer. Bucky Flea Market cards_1401_1500 action Action 9B Look at the top six cards of the deck and put one of them in your hand. Bucky Black Knight cards_1401_1500 thing Thing The Black Knight comes into play with four Limb tokens on it. Whenever Black Knight would be destroyed, you may destroy a Limb token to prevent its destruction. Action: Put the most recently-played Thing into an opponent's hand. Kevan Action: Destruction! cards_1401_1500 action Action Ha! You may play this on an opponent's turn. If an action is being played as this is being played, that action does nothing. Otherwise, destroy half a thing. fanofphilosophy The Cup of Human Kindness cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Action: Gain a Sip token. If you control two or more Sip tokens, whenever you play a Thing's action ability, flip a coin; if it is tails, cancel that Action. If you control four or more Sip tokens, you may draw and play two additional cards on each of your turns. jtwe Draw Combo cards_1401_1500 action Action 1C When you play this, you may destroy a non-Token Thing you control to return this card to your hand. Draw a card. You may take an extra Action this turn. Bucky Token Combo cards_1401_1500 action Action 2C When you play this, you may discard a card to return this card to your hand. Gain two Energy or Money Tokens for each time you've played a Token Combo this turn. You may take an extra Action this turn. Bucky Refresh cards_1401_1500 action Action 3C You may discard any number of cards when you play this. Draw a card. Draw an additional card for each card you discarded. You may take an extra Action this turn. Bucky Hellish Siphon cards_1401_1500 thing Thing 616 Action: Play the top of the draw pile as though it were in your hand. It takes the future and turns it into the present Jindra34 Are you Serious?! cards_1401_1500 action Action Target player discards their hand if you can find a joke published on the internet contaning the exact title of a thing you control. Quick! To Uncyclopedia! fanofphilosophy March of the ... uhh... everything cards_1401_1500 thing Thing All things (and tokens) in play are living, except for this one. Lessee...an abstract concept, an animal, a machine, and...what's THAT thing? fanofphilosophy Go Meat! cards_1401_1500 action_delicious Action - Delicious You may give an opponent control of a Thing you control that is made of meat. (Humans and other animals, living and recently dead, qualify.) If you do, take all cards in that player's hand into your hand. If you don't, draw a card. I say Hillshire, you say Farms! jtwe Kick It Up a Notch cards_1401_1500 thing Thing BAM If a player would draw cards, they must draw an additional card. If a player would discard cards, they must discard an additional card. If a player would destroy a given number of Things, they must destroy an additional Thing. Zaratustra Exception Handler cards_1401_1500 thing Thing -1 You may destroy this at any time during your turn. If this is destroyed, all effects but the destroying are aborted, and the game continues from the beginning of the next player's turn. Zaratustra Wild Draw 4 cards_1401_1500 thing Thing W4 The next player draws 4 cards during their turn, unless they play another card called Wild Draw 4. In that case, the -next- player draws 8 cards during their turn, and so on. Zaratustra Eleven cards_1401_1500 thing Thing That's ridiculous. It's not even funny. Pongo Principia Discordia cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Action: Draw, destroy or play five cards. Hail Eris! Pongo Bottleneck cards_1401_1500 thing Thing No player may draw more than one card per turn. Kevan Headstone cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Cards may not be taken from the discard pile. Kevan Roshambo cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Action: Play rock-paper-scissors with a chosen opponent. The winner may destroy a Thing. Kevan Window to Nothing cards_1401_1500 thing Thing All players' hand sizes are halved, rounded up. This window leads to nothing, not even darkness. Pongo Boot Disk cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Action: If you have no Things in play except for this, take ten cards from the draw pile; play the Things and discard the Actions. Pongo Forked Lightning Blast cards_1401_1500 action Action Destroy three Things under the control of one player. Pongo Treadmill cards_1401_1500 thing Thing You may return a non-token Thing you control to your hand during your turn, to take an extra Action. Kevan Refuelling cards_1401_1500 action Action Starting with you, each player draws until they have five or more cards in their hand. Kevan Cargo Ship cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Any player may take an Action to destroy all tokens of one type, under their control, and draw a card. At the end of a player's turn, they must destroy all but one token they control. Kevan Power of 3 cards_1401_1500 thing_uber Thing-uber Triple the effects of any other cards you play. Additionally you may play and draw three times the number of cards you normally would during a turn. Jindra34 Mining Rights cards_1401_1500 thing Thing When a Thing comes into play, gain control of it. If it was not a token, destroy this card. Kevan Asteroid Field cards_1401_1500 thing Thing When this comes into play, put three Large Asteroid tokens into play. When a Large Asteroid is destroyed, put three Small Asteroid tokens into play. If there are no Asteroid tokens in play, you win the game. Kevan Nest cards_1401_1500 thing Thing When this comes into play, put three Eggshell tokens into play. Action: If you control a living Thing, destroy an Eggshell token. If there are no Eggshell tokens left after this, create a new card which is a copy of the living Thing, and put it into play. Kevan Patience cards_1401_1500 thing Thing 4C Actions cannot eliminate players from the game. Text on Action cards cannot cause players to win the game. Bucky Selfishness cards_1401_1500 thing Thing 5C At the start of your turn, choose an opponent. That player must give you one of their Things. Any other player may give you a Thing to prevent this. Bucky Self-Control cards_1401_1500 thing Thing 6C You cannot at any time be forced to do anything you could normally do during your turn. Bucky Duplicate cards_1401_1500 action Action D8 Imitate the last person's turn. (Play a copy of each card they played, then discard as many cards as they did.) Zaratustra Replicate cards_1401_1500 action Action R8 Replace the Things you have in play with copies of target opponent's Things. Zaratustra Geminate cards_1401_1500 action Action G8 Replace your hand with a copy of target opponent's hand. Zaratustra Paintball cards_1401_1500 thing Thing Whenever a Thing (other than this one) would be destroyed, return it to its controller's hand instead. Kevan Sorting Error cards_1401_1500 action Action Gain control of a Thing. Its previous controller then gains control of a random Thing you control. Kevan Impatience cards_1401_1500 thing Thing When this comes into play, draw ten cards. You do not draw cards at the start of your turn. Kevan Disposable Weapon Forge cards_1401_1500 thing Thing When forge is destroyed destroy all tokens on it
Thing: Create a metal token.
Action: Destroy 3 metal tokens, Create a Weapon token.
Action: If you posses an animate non token thing destroy a weapon token to destroy an animate thing an opponent controls. gill_smoke