Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1301-1400

Engineered Plague Action Pick a letter. Destroy all Things with that letter in their title. Card : Kevan	Dumpster Dive Action Take a random Thing card from the discard pile and put it into your hand. Shuffle the discard pile afterwards. Card : Kevan	iBot i2 Thing Action: Get an iPod (or other mp3 player) and pick a random song. Destroy a number of Things equal to the song's length in minutes. At the beginning of each turn of yours, you must discard a card or destroy iBot. Card : Corrigan
Jump the Shark Action Destroy a Thing which has either been in play for 5 or more turns or has used its Action ability 3 or more times. Card : Corrigan	Fire at the Library Action Put the top 30 cards on the draw pile into the discard pile. Card : Corrigan	Clockpunk Thing Whenever a Thing uses its Action ability, put a Rundown token on it. Things with Rundown tokens cannot use their Action abilities. Any player may take an Action to remove a Rundown token from a Thing. Card : Kevan
Evil Ventriloquist Thing Action: A chosen opponent gives you a card, if they have one, which you must play immediately. Card : Kevan	Greener Grass Action Swap hands with an opponent of your choice. Card : Kevan	TORNADO! Action Take all the cards on the field and in everyone's hands, turn all of them facedown, mix them up and place cards equal to the number of cards on the field, on the field, with each player recieving cards equal to the number of cards originally on his/her side of the field. Do the same thing, replacing "on the field" or " on his/her side of the field" with "in the players' hands", or "in his/her hand", respectfully. Then destroy every third card that was redistributed in this manner. "HOLY COW!!!". Card : Nm8r

All or Nothing Thing Players may not play cards normally, but may still activate Action abilities. As an Action, any player may play the entire contents of their hand, in an order of their choosing. Card : Kevan	Side Effects Thing Whenever an opponent plays an Action card, you may draw and reveal a card - if it's an Action, you may play it immediately. Otherwise discard it. Card : Kevan	HTTP 404 Not Found 404 Action Shuffle the draw pile and put the top card from the deck into the discard pile. Then remove one card from each opponent's hand and put them into the discard pile. Card : jftsang
Master Plan Thing When this card comes into play, draw twenty cards. You may not draw cards while this is in play. If your hand becomes empty, you lose the game. Card : Kevan	Favour Generation Device Thing If you have seven Favour tokens, you win the game. Action: Give a non-Token Thing you control to an opponent, and gain a Favour token. Card : Kevan	Market Forces Action Randomly redistribute all tokens in play: if a Token is on a Thing, it is moved onto a random Thing; each other Token is given to a random player. Card : Kevan
Bowman thing Action: You may destroy 1 thing. This card ignores any card that says you may not destroy things Card : Eric F.	Saruman's Icy storm 5 Action Everyone else loses their turn and no-one can destroy opponents' things. "There is a fell voice in the air" says Legolas Card : Eric F.	Shower of Arrows 2 Action Roll a dice. Destroy the number of things as on the dice. If they don't have enough things they lose their turn. Card : Eric F.

Minefield Thing Whenever a Thing comes into play, its controller must discard their hand. Card : Kevan	Peasant's Revolt Action Destroy a number of non-token Things equal to the number of tokens in play. Card : Kevan	Plan B Action Draw the top three cards of the discard pile. Card : Kevan
Snowball Thing At the beginning of your turn, destroy one Thing in play (other than Snow tokens) for each Snow token you control. When Snowball leaves play, discard your hand. Action: Gain a Snow token. Card : jtwe	Magic Hat Thing Action: Discard a card to have target player gain a token of any type you choose. "Again? That trick never works!" Card : jtwe	Pie in the Face πd Thing You may destroy another Thing you control to give control of this card to any player. If you destroy a food-related Thing in this way, draw a card. Your maximum hand size is reduced by 4. Card : jtwe
Repossession Action Take a thing belonging to any player except yourself from play to your hand. Card : Pongo	Entanglement Thing Choose any two things in play. Until one of the Things is (therefore both of the Things are) destroyed, any action that effects one Thing effects the other, if it can be applied. Destroy this card when the Things are destroyed. Card : Pongo	Minor mana potion thing Action: Play an action card. If you do not have one the draw cards from the deck until you do and play it. Card : Eric F.

Sonic wave action The opponant must remove all cards from play until the end of your turn. Card : eric F.	Panic Attack Action Starting with you, each player immediately plays a random card from their hand, if they have one. Card : Kevan	Birds of a Feather Thing Whenever a non-token Thing enters play which shares a first letter with a Thing already in play, the controller of the new Thing may draw a card. Card : Kevan
Wrong Place at the Wrong Time Action Shuffle a Thing card into the draw pile. Card : Kevan	Curse of Despair Thing Beneficial effects of all cards are cancelled. This card & its tokens are immune to effects of other cards. Anyone may play living things onto this card. Things played onto this card lose all effects. If 3 living things are played onto this card, both this card & the things are destroyed. If 10 curse tokens are in play, you win. Action: Create a curse token. Card : Pongo	Bunch of Flowers Action Choose an opponent. They may draw between one and ten cards - you may then draw one less than that number of cards. Card : Kevan
Coughing Fit Action Throw in your hand face up, all cards displayed, then shuffle the draw pile and the discard pile into a new draw pile. Draw five cards from the top of that to make a new hand. Anyone (including yourself) may now draw a card from your discarded hand instead of drawing from the draw pile. Card : Pongo	Strong Box Action Place five Vault Tokens on one of your Things. When that Thing is targeted for destruction, destroy a Vault token instead. Card : Pongo	Processing Fee Action Play onto anyone who has played a card onto or affecting you last turn. You may take five money-related tokens from them and put them into play on your side or look at their hand and take one card of your choice; then put that card in your hand. Card : Pongo

Shrink Ray Thing All Things count as tokens. Card : Kevan	The Amazing Card Token Generator Thing Action: Discard a card, and put a Card token into play. Card : Kevan	Haphazard Wiring Thing Whenever a player uses an Action ability, each other Action ability of a Thing controlled by that player is also triggered. Card : Kevan
Priceless Ming Vase Thing When a player other than you destroys this, they must give you all their money-related tokens. If they have none they must throw in their hand and draw five further cards. In this case on your next turn you may draw from the discarded hand any cards you see fit. Discard the rest. Card : Pongo	Pawn Shop Thing Action (Global): Any player may destroy two money-related tokens and add a card played onto Pawn Shop to their hand. Action: Place a Thing you have in play face up on the shop and create a Money token. Card : Pongo	Circling Vulture Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed, the controller of that Thing gains control of Circling Vulture. If the controller of Circling Vulture has no cards in their hand, they lose the game. Card : Kevan
Missile Battery Thing Whenever an opponent plays an Action or Action ability, you may play one in response. Card : Kevan	Jam Tomorrow Action Show your hand to an opponent. Gain control of a Thing they control. Card : Kevan	Impractically Dangerous Hand-Size Increaser Thing Your hand size is increased by three. When this comes into play, discard your hand. Every turn roll a d6. If you get a 1, discard a card in your hand at random. Card : Pongo

College Thing For every five Learning tokens you have, your hand size is increased by one. Action: Create a Learning token. Card : Pongo	Energy Devourer Thing When this comes into play, destroy all energy-related tokens. While this is in play, all effects of Things and Actions that would normally require electricity to work are nullified, and no energy-related tokens may be created. Card : Pongo	Cloaking Device Thing You may not draw cards. You, your hand and your Things are unaffected by opponents' Actions. Action: Destroy Cloaking Device. Card : Kevan
Token Explosion Thing Any player may, as an Action, destroy a token they control to destroy a Thing. Card : Kevan	Bazooka Thing Action: If you control a living Thing, you may destroy a Thing. Card : Kevan	Chocolate Box Thing Place 13 chocolate tokens on this. Each turn, anyone may take a chocolate token and draw an extra card in place of their action. When the chocolate tokens are exhausted, the player with the most chocolate tokens misses their next turn. Card : Pongo
Moar! Action This card duplicates the last action played. Card : Pongo	Bombing Raid Action Choose an opponent. Destroy all the buildings they control. Card : Pongo	Bog Cauldron BBB Thing Terrain Thing: Destroy one of your living non token things to create a zombie token. Action: Destroy 20 Zombie tokens to win. Action: Destroy 5 Zombie tokens to destory a Thing Larry Larry? Where are ya? Card : Gill Smoke

Sacrificial Table BB Thing Terrain Thing:Destroy one of your living non-token things to create a zombie token. Card : Gill Smoke	Zombie General Thing Action: Destroy any number of zombie tokens. Destroy half that many Things to regain a zombie token for each living thing so destroyed. Card : Gill Smoke	Truck Farm 5B Thing Thing: Gain a Fruit token. Action:Destroy 2 Fruit tokens you control to draw a card. Card : Bucky
Claw from the Grave Action Play the action ability of a Thing card in the discard pile. Card : Kevan	Lap Action If this is the fifth time you've played this card this turn, you win. Otherwise, either return it to your hand or draw a card. Card : Bucky	Autoresurrection Action Play this immediately after you are eliminated. You come back into play. Out of the ashes rose new life, life determined for revenge. Card : Pongo
Time Lord Thing When this comes into play, play 13 Time Lord Regeneration Tokens onto it. Every time this would be destroyed, destroy a Time Lord Regeneration Token instead. If there are no Time Lord Regeneration Tokens left on this card, destroy this card immediately. Doctor! What's happening to you? Card : Pongo	Zombification Thing While this is in play, you are immune to elimination. Your hand size is reduced by two. This card may only be destroyed with medicine or magic. Action: Destroy a Thing. Graaaagh! Braaaaains... Card : Pongo	The Meaning of Life Action Draw and reveal cards until you reveal a card with the word "win" or "lose" in its text, or until you have drawn and revealed thirty cards. Keep the card with "win" or "lose" in its text, if there was one, and discard the rest. Card : Kevan

Snipe Hunt 2R Action Move target non-token Thing to the top of the discard pile. Card : Bucky	We're Going Down in Smoke and Flames U1 Thing When a Thing is destroyed, destroy all Things in play and all players discard their hands. Card : Corrigan	CD Player Thing When you play this card, put all Actions in your hand facedown in a stack on the table. Whenever you draw an Action card, put it on the pile. When you play Actions, play them from the pile and return them to the pile after; they are not destroyed. The same Action can't be used 2 turns in a row. Card : Corrigan
Buffet Restaurant Thing When this card is played, take the top 6 cards of the draw pile and lay them out face-up on the table. Instead of drawing from the pile at the beginning of their turn, players choose one of the 6 cards. Whenever a card is 'drawn', replenish it with a card from the draw pile. Card : Corrigan	Muscle Memory 16T Thing Your hand size is increased by one for each 5 kilograms you can lift with your hands such that they're level with your shoulders. Card : Zaratustra	Low Clearance 5ft Action The lowest player (the one whose tallest point is the lowest) draws three cards. Card : Zaratustra
The Floor Is Lava 4F Thing When a player touches the ground with a body part, they destroy a Thing they control. Card : Zaratustra	Merging Tesseract Thing Play onto any card to make it four-dimensional. Card : Pongo	Frosting of Sugar Thing All Things count as foods. Card : Pongo

Cassava Root Thing Counts as a food when there are no other Things that count as foods in play. Card : Pongo	Choking Hazard Action If a token is in play, destroy a token and destroy a living Thing. Card : Kevan	Lone Gunman Thing Action: Destroy a Thing, if Lone Gunman is the only Thing you control. Card : Kevan
The Koh-i-Noor Thing Draw five cards when this comes into play. If an opponent gains control of the Koh-i-Noor, they win the game. Card : Kevan	Jester Thing Action: Juggle 3 tennis balls. If you succeed, increase your hand size by the number of seconds for which you juggled without dropping a ball. If you drop a ball on your first juggle, discard 2 cards. Card : Corrigan	Hand From the Sky Thing This card considered to be in play only when one of its Actions is used. Action: Play a Thing from your hand. Action: Move a Thing in play to your hand. Action: Take a card from an opponent's hand (without looking at it) and put it in your hand. Card : Corrigan
Split the Atom Action Destroy a Thing you control and destroy a number of randomly-selected Things equal to the number of letters in its text. In your face, Japan! Card : Corrigan	The Hole In the Sky L10 Thing At the start of your turn, gain a Star token and a Line token. Once per turn, you may play a Thing from your hand by sacrificing a number of Stars equal to four plus the number of words in its title and a number of Lines equal to four plus the number of sentences in its text. Card : jtwe	Catch Up Action Draw a card. If you then have fewer cards in your hand than an opponent, return this card to your hand. Card : Kevan

Mountain 1 Thing — Terrain This card's Action Ability can be used once per turn. Action: Create a Red Energy Token. Player may take an additional Action this turn. Card : Gill Smoke	Leaf 1 Thing — Energy Counts as a Green Energy Token. Card : Gill Smoke	Apathy Meh Thing Disobey any cards you please. Including this one. I don't even care enough to finish this ca Card : Pongo
Resurrection Scroll Thing Action: Create a Resurrection token. Action: Destroy a Resurrection token and summon a previously eliminated player back to the table (with their consent). Card : Pongo	Welcoming Gifts Action This may only be played if there is someone available who is willing to join the game. Everyone must lay their hands on the table, face down. The new player chooses a card from each hand without looking. These cards become the new player's hand. If there are more than the current maximum hand size in existing players, the new player must immediately selectively discard down to five. Card : Pongo	Skeletal Remains Action All players discard down to one card. Card : gill_smoke
Sanitation Service Action Destroy all inanimate tokens. Time to take out the trash. Card : gill_smoke	Obsolete Computer Thing Your max hand size is now 4 cards. Takes precedence over all previous hand size modifiers. Hand size returns to 5 when this thing is destroyed. Action: Create a program Token. When I bought it it was worth $3000, now it's just a plugged in paperweight. Card : gill_smoke	Tofuburger Thing A vegan food. Card : Pongo

Dry Noodles Thing Counts as a food if two Ingredient tokens are in play. If an Ingredient token is destroyed, destroy all Ingredient tokens along with Dry Noodles. If Dry Noodles is destroyed, destroy all Ingredient tokens. Action: Create an Ingredient token. Card : Pongo	Fedora Thing Your maximum hand size is increased by 1. Card : Pongo	Zombie Thing Counts as a Zombie token "More Braaiinnnss". Card : gill_smoke
Extra Hand Thing Owner may take an additional action every turn. All Action abilities may only be played once per turn. Card : gill_smoke	Church Mouse Thing Owner may not take actions except the following. Action: Give Church Mouse to another player. Card : gill_smoke	Coonskin Cap Thing Card : Pongo
Beanie Thing Whee! Propeller! Card : Pongo	Top Hat Thing Those went out of fashion in the early 20th century! Card : Pongo	Bridge S: 4C Thing Card can only be played if you if you control a body of water, or a blue card in play. Your Max hand size is now 13. Card : gill_smoke

Advertising Thing Your message here. Card : gill_smoke

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