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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Dinosaur Neil cards_1201_1300 thing Thing R5 Action: Destroy 3 Things, 1 of which must be under your control, excluding Dinosaur Neil. As soon as a white card is played, erase Dinosaur Neil's text. "The moustache of a titan!" Corrigan Assassin cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Action: Destroy a Thing, unless its controller played a Thing or Action during their most recent turn. Kevan Dodge cards_1201_1300 action Action Play in response to an Action card - it has no effect, and is returned to the hand of the player who played it. Kevan Battery Pack cards_1201_1300 thing Thing You may play one extra Action per turn, but it may only be used to play Action abilities. Kevan Thanksgiving Dinner cards_1201_1300 thing Thing When this card enters play, roll 2 six-sided dice and put that many counters on it. At the end of each player's turn, that player gains 1 food-related Token of his or her choice for each counter on this card, then remove a counter from this card. jtwe Hall of Mirrors cards_1201_1300 thing Thing When this comes into play, put six Mirror tokens into play. Whenever an opponent plays an Action, roll a six-sided die - if the result is less than the number of Mirror tokens in play, destroy a Mirror token and it has no effect. Kevan Level Up cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed, the player responsible for its destruction gains an XP token. When a player gains their fifth XP token, they may draw three cards. When a player gains their tenth XP token, they win the game. Kevan Poisoned Chalice cards_1201_1300 action Action Give a Thing you control to another player. They must discard two cards at random. Kevan zombie! cards_1201_1300 action Action Wear a scary mask to the game and laugh as evilly as possible.If your opponent gives the first sign of flinching,then you can search your deck for any card and put it into your hand Chibigrunt Ploughshares cards_1201_1300 action Action Reveal your hand to an opponent; they may choose a card from it and force you to discard it. You may then look at their hand and force them to discard a card of your choice. Kevan The Library Of Babel cards_1201_1300 thing Thing JLB Action: Put a Token in play. Its name is a string of ten randomly chosen letters. Its rules text is a string of sixty randomly chosen letters. You may add any spacing and punctuation you wish. Zaratustra Slot Machine cards_1201_1300 action Action 3d6 Roll three dice and check the results on the table below: 1st 2nd 3rd 1 Draw One Card 2 Discard Two Thing 3 Destroy Your Action 4 Create Their Token 5 Lose Every Hand 6 Win This Game -- Zaratustra Steam Engine cards_1201_1300 thing Thing During your turn, you may destroy any number of tokens you control to take that many extra Actions. You may not use the same Action ability twice in the same turn. Kevan Avatars cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Players count as Things. All players are initially under their own control. If a player would be destroyed, they discard a card instead if possible. If a player controls another player, they may look at that player's hand. Bucky Clever Trap cards_1201_1300 action Action Swap hands with an opponent of your choice. Bucky Bushfire cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Action: Destroy a Thing and replace it with a Fire token. Any player who controls a Fire token may play this action ability. Kevan Giant Spider cards_1201_1300 thing Thing If a player controls a Web token, they may not play Things, but may take an Action to destroy a Web token. Action: Put a Web token into play under any player's control. Kevan Rubber Human Suit cards_1201_1300 action Action Destroy a Thing. Put six Duck tokens into play under its controller's control. Kevan Invisibility Clothing cards_1201_1300 thing Thing V4 When this Thing comes into play, put an Invisibility marker on each Thing you control. Those Things are 'invisible'. Invisible Things cannot be targeted and are colourless. When an invisible Thing uses its Action ability, remove its Invisibility marker. Corrigan Determinator cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Things cannot use their Action ability if they used it on the previous turn of their owner. "I'll be back. I will be back! I will!" Corrigan Masons cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Action: Create 1 Brick token. 4 Brick tokens are collectively known as a wall, and a wall counts as 1 Thing as a target. None of your Things, except walls, can be destroyed if you control a wall. When a wall is destroyed, +1 to the '1' in the first sentence. Corrigan Spyware Beacon cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Any opponent who controls a non-token Thing must play with their hand revealed. Kevan Catch! cards_1201_1300 action Action A chosen opponent discards their hand, then takes all the cards from your hand into theirs. Kevan Tentacles cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Do not draw a card at the start of your turn. Action: Take a card from play and put it into your hand. Kevan Rootkit cards_1201_1300 action Action Put this in an opponent's hand. They play with their hand revealed as long as it is there. Zaratustra Tetris cards_1201_1300 thing Thing At the start of your turn, each player puts a Tetrad token in play unless they discard a card. If a player has ten Tetrads in play, they lose the game. Action: Give control of a Tetrad in play to another player. Zaratustra Musical Chairs cards_1201_1300 action Action All players stand up and start walking around the game table. Start a timer. When the timer ends, they must sit on a chair: they gain control of all Things in play controlled by the previous chair's occupant. Zaratustra Hand on the Wrist cards_1201_1300 thing Thing A8 When you are eliminated from the game, eliminate another player too. "I'm taking you with me!" Corrigan Granite Fist From the Sky cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Put up to 5 Height markers on this Thing. While this Thing has at least 1 Height marker on it, it is not in play. Every turn, remove a Height marker from this card. When this Thing has 0 Height markers on it, it enters play and destroys a number of random Things equal to the number of Height markers it started with. If this Thing has Height and you have no Things, destroy this. Corrigan Use the Useless cards_1201_1300 action Action AZ26 Recite the alphabet backwards, stopping when you first make a mistake. Draw a number of cards equal to the number of letters you said. "My years of study and practise have finally paid off!" Corrigan The Suspense is Killing Me cards_1201_1300 action Action Look at an opponent's hand and choose any number of cards from it. They must play all of those cards immediately. Kevan Queue Here cards_1201_1300 action Action Put all non-token Things on top of the draw pile, in any order. Kevan Trapdoor Lever cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Action: Destroy Trapdoor Lever and a Thing which came into play during its controller's last turn. You may not use this ability the turn that Trapdoor Lever comes into play. Kevan A Narrow Mind cards_1201_1300 thing Thing On all cards other than this one, replace the word 'all Things' with 'one random Thing belonging to each player'. "If I don't understand it, it doesn't exist." Corrigan The Punk Awards cards_1201_1300 action Action Each player gains a number of Money tokens equal the number of non-blue Things he/she controls. "I am gonna buy so many groceries with this!" Corrigan The Sting of Obscurity cards_1201_1300 action Action Destroy 1 Thing if you don't understand the connection between its name and its effect, or don't know what the title refers to. "Irony? What's that?" Corrigan Echo Chamber cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Whenever any player plays an Action card, it takes effect twice. Kevan Piggy Bank cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Your tokens cannot be destroyed or stolen by an effect controlled by an opponent. Kevan Black Market cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Any player may, during their turn, destroy three Things they control to draw a card. Kevan Santa Claus cards_1201_1300 thing Thing 25X Action: Each player gives control of 1 Thing (2 in December) they control to another player. Players cannot give away Things that they were given. Action: All players draw 1 card; 2 in December. Corrigan The Sleep of Reason cards_1201_1300 action Action Each player may put five tokens of any types into play. They need not all be of the same type. Kevan Electric Fence cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Ignore any effect that would give an opponent control of a Thing you control, or which would give you control of an opponent's Thing. Kevan Sledgehammer Nutcracker cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Action: Destroy a token. Kevan ecco the dolphin cards_1201_1300 thing thing when this card comes into play,put five fish tokens into play.Remove one fish token to destroy one thing in play chibigrunt Rubber Swords cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Whenever a Thing would be destroyed, return it to its controller's hand instead. Kevan Mulligan cards_1201_1300 action Action Reveal your remaining hand. If it contains all Things or all Actions, and contains at least two cards, you may discard it and draw five cards. Kevan Cursed Scroll cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Action: Name a card. An opponent chooses a card at random from your hand and looks at it; if it's the named card, you may destroy a Thing. Kevan The Hammer of Thor cards_1201_1300 thing Thing 6Z Action: Remove this Thing from play and destroy a Thing. On your turn after this, return The Hammer of Thor to your hand and discard a card. Corrigan The Spear of Odin cards_1201_1300 thing Thing 3O Action: Destroy a Thing; this overrides all other card effects in all circumstances. When you do this, discard 3 cards. Corrigan The Sword Excalibur cards_1201_1300 thing Thing X2 When you play this card, it does not count toward your per-turn Thing total. Action: Destroy a Thing and flip a coin; if it comes up tails, destroy The Sword Excalibur. Corrigan Cannon Fodder cards_1201_1300 thing Thing If a Thing you control would be destroyed, you may destroy a token you control instead. Kevan Television Set cards_1201_1300 thing Thing TV Action: Roll a 6-sided die and skip a number of turns equal to the result. "Dvorak is too hard. Let's just watch TV." Corrigan Fair Play cards_1201_1300 action Action Redistribute all the tokens evenly amongst the players. Demented Hacker High Noon cards_1201_1300 action Action Play only if every player has at least one card in their hand. Each player simultaneously reveals a card from their hand - the player with the alphabetically earliest card title wins the game. Kevan Desk Space cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Each player's maximum hand size is equal to the number of Things they control. Kevan Keeping Up With The Joneses cards_1201_1300 action Action Play only if a chosen opponent has more non-token Things than you. Draw and reveal cards, putting Things into play and discarding Actions, until you have as many Things in play as the chosen opponent. Kevan Rainbow Sailormoon cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Action: Moon Power Creation! Discard all your cards, draw twice as many cards that you've discarded. "In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!" NeweCreator Floodwaters cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Action: Each player destroys a Thing they control. Kevan One-Man Band cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Action: Play any number of Action cards. Kevan Carbon Emissions cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Whenever a player plays an Action or Action ability, they must put a Carbon token into play. The player with the most Carbon tokens cannot win the game. Kevan Y'All Want a Single cards_1201_1300 action Action 1B Any opponent may reveal a non-Thing, non-Action card from their hand. If one does, end your turn. Otherwise, take first and advance each runner one base. Y'all want a single say bunt that. Bunt that, bunt that. jtwe One Hit Wonder cards_1201_1300 action Action Play only if you have no other cards in your hand and you have played no other cards this turn. Draw five cards and end your turn. jtwe Bottomless Pit cards_1201_1300 thing Thing ∞ At the start of your turn, discard a card. If you do, put a counter on this card. If you don't, destroy this card and draw one card, plus one card for each counter on it. jtwe Corpse Jelly cards_1201_1300 thing Thing 7D Whenever a Thing is destroyed, its text is added to Corpse Jelly's text. If the Thing ever refers to itself by name, replace its name with 'Corpse Jelly'. Corrigan Sodium Pentothal cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Action: Ask your opponent a yes/no question about the contents of their hand, or the cards or action abilities they intend to use next turn. If they are later revealed to have answered untruthfully, they lose the game. Kevan Stalin's Might cards_1201_1300 action Action Destroy Fascism and take control of Eastern Europe. Pongo Marxism cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Every turn this card is in play, all cards are reshuffled then distributed evenly. Any leftover cards are discarded. Rise up, comrades! Claim what is yours from the bourgeoisie! Pongo Surprise Gift cards_1201_1300 action Action Each player must give another player a Thing card from their hand (or reveal their hand to show that they have no Thing cards). Kevan Idol Switch cards_1201_1300 action Action Give a Thing you control to another player. Gain control of a Thing they control. Kevan Abundance cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Instead of drawing a card at the start of their turn, a player may draw cards until they reach their maximum hand size. Kevan Dream Logic cards_1201_1300 action Action Q? Swap a Thing in play with a Thing in your hand, or, swap a Thing in play with a Thing in the discard pile. "I want to squash that spider, but I can't. The spiders are my only allies in the war against the bees." jtwe Will It Blend? cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Action: Select a Thing which represents a physical object that could fit inside a household blender. Destroy it. Kevan Sign Here cards_1201_1300 action Action Suggest a new card. Your opponent must either make that card and put it into their hand, or discard their hand. Kevan Mr. F. G. Superman cards_1201_1300 thing Thing At the start of your turn, gain a Superman token. Action: Search the deck for "Bicycle Repair Man" and put it into play. jtwe Bicycle Repair Man cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Play on a living Thing. Reaction: Once per turn, when a Thing would be destroyed, discard a card to prevent that destruction. If this card is played on Mr. F. G. Superman, you do not need to discard a card. jtwe The Spanish Inquisition cards_1201_1300 thing Thing You may put this card into play at any time. Kevan Left at Albuquerque cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Whenever a Thing comes into play, it comes into play under the control of a randomly-selected player. Kevan Better the Devil cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Players may not play cards normally, but may, as an Action, reveal their hand to an opponent; that opponent chooses a card from it, which the owner must then play. Kevan Alternate Ending cards_1201_1300 action Action Play this card in response to a player winning the game. Randomly select a player (other than the one who won originally) and declare them the winner. Corrigan Thrakkorzog cards_1201_1300 thing Thing C2 When Thrakkorzog is played, he does not count toward your per-turn Thing limit. Action: Create a copy (use a token) of a living Thing controlled by an opponent and place it under your control. When Thrakkorzog is destroyed, he is removed from play. "Can I clone or can I clone?" Corrigan Defence Mechanism Midgets cards_1201_1300 thing Thing D2 Whenever an opponent looks through the deck or looks at another player's hand, destroy a Thing they control. "I had no idea I was so defencive!" Corrigan Reichenbach Falls cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Action: Choose two non-Token things, one controlled by yourself. Return them both to their controllers' hands. Kevan Radar Antennae cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Action: Choose an opponent. They must either show you a Thing card from their hand, or their entire hand. Kevan My Four-Year-Old Could Do Better cards_1201_1300 action Action Choose a Thing in play. This card has the effect of its Action ability, if it has one. Kevan S.E.P. Field cards_1201_1300 thing Thing - Turn all cards you have in play facedown until this leaves play. Whenever an ability of one of your cards in play is used, reveal it to all opponents. Zaratustra Land Mine cards_1201_1300 bomb Bomb boom May be played from your hand anywhere, any time. When a player reveals this card's rules text to any opponent, they discard their hand and this card is destroyed. Zaratustra Mime cards_1201_1300 thing Thing S5 Whenever an opponent plays a Thing, put a Token copy of that Thing in play. At the end of your turn, destroy all your Tokens. Zaratustra Rock Band Expansion Pack cards_1201_1300 action Action 4P Target player discards his or her hand, then draws 1 card for each player in the game. jtwe Schadenfreude cards_1201_1300 thing Thing If you eliminate another player from the game, you win the game. Action: Destroy this card to draw a card. jtwe Energy Shield cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Whenever a Thing would be destroyed, you may discard a card to prevent its destruction. Kevan Rank and File cards_1201_1300 thing Thing If a card has a single number in its corner, that is its Power Rating. If a card has no number, its Power Rating is the number of words in its name. A card cannot be destroyed by a card with a lower Power Rating. Kevan Polymorphic Goo cards_1201_1300 thing Thing ? You may choose this card's name and corner value when it comes into play. Kevan The Proto-Clown cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Whenever a player laughs, eliminate him/her. Action: Destroy a Thing you control and destroy two Things you don't control. When The Proto-Clown would be destroyed, roll a six-sided die and prevent the destruction of roll of 4 or lower. "Clown smash!" Corrigan Stevo cards_1201_1300 thing Thing When you play this card you lose the game. You must play this card the moment you draw it, even if it is at the start of the game. When this card is played destroy all Buses. If you are later found in possession of this card you lose the game immediately. bus jftsang Summon Monster cards_1201_1300 action Action Draw and reveal seven cards. Put all living Things drawn into play, and discard the other cards. Kevan Trampoline cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Action: Return a Thing you control to your hand. Kevan Do Not Press This Button cards_1201_1300 action Action Draw and reveal cards until you draw an Action card; discard all other cards drawn, and play the Action. Kevan The Darren Syndrome cards_1201_1300 thing Thing At the beginning of each player's turn, he/she must flip a coin. If it comes up heads, the player must destroy a Thing they control and play a Thing from their hand in its place. If the player has no Things, he/she is eliminated. Corrigan "I'm Spartacus!" cards_1201_1300 thing Thing Action: Choose one of your Things; all of your Things have that Thing's title until the beginning of your next turn. Corrigan Attack of the Clones cards_1201_1300 action Action Destroy a number of Things equal to the number of Things you control (including tokens) who share the same name. Corrigan