Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1101-1200

"Things just happen, dammit!!!" Thing While this card is in play, no cards with the words "cosmos" or "universe" in them have any effect, and no-one can look through the deck for any reason. Card : Depressi	"Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a ____!" Action Select any number of tokens under your control. Destroy them, and replace them with that many doctor tokens. Sickbay on the NCC-1701. A place to avoid, if you have a red shirt. Card : Kyevan	1-up Action Play this card when you would be eliminated. Destroy one hundred tokens or Things to stay in the game Mario not-a die that easy! Card : Kyevan
Mana Fount Thing For all non-victory purposes, all players are assumed to have an infinite amount of Mana Tokens. Card : Depressi	Nixie Thing-Uninteresting Person Nixie may not be destroyed unless you have no other Things in play. Action: Have any two of your opponents switch hands. If you only have one opponent, draw a card instead. Card : Depressi	[The Democracy Card] Thing This card's title, colour and text are decided by majority vote once it comes into play. Once this card has had its title, colour and text decided, it comes under the control of a random player. Card : Corrigan
Under-Secretary's Second Assistant Thing Action: Look at the bottom card in the draw pile. If it is an Action, has a name that is fewer than 6 syllables and it is red, put it into your hand. Otherwise, shuffle the draw pile. You can only use this ability once every third turn of yours. I don't even know what I do. Card : Corrigan	Hypnosis Action A chosen opponent discards a card at random. Card : Kevan	Furnace Thing Action: Remove all cards in the discard pile from the game. Card : Kevan

Destroy Everything Action Remove all cards in play, in the discard pile, in the draw pile, in players hands, or in any other location from play. This card may only be played for this effect when it is February 29th, it is the last card in the players hand, and it is raining in Tokyo. In all other situations, this card reads: "Draw a card." Card : Kyevan	Codpiece Thing - Supervillain Action: Fire crotch-based laser - Destroy a Thing. Why, God, why did you let this exist!? Card : Kyevan	The Orb Thing When The Orb would be destroyed by a Thing, destroy the Thing instead. When The Orb would be destroyed by an Action, ignore the Action. Your hand size is 3. Action: Erase target Thing's Action ability. Action: Draw 2 cards. It is The Orb. Card : Corrigan
Monastic Lessons Thing Draw a card at the end of each turn of yours where you did not speak. "I'm glad to see we've moved on past the duct tape." Card : Corrigan	Might Makes Right Action Arm-wrestle target player. The winner draws 3 cards. Card : Corrigan	TFG: Transformation Gun Thing Action: Target living thing becomes male if female, and female if male or unknown. "Quite disturbing, seeing one's son like that." -- Mr. Verres, El Goonish Shive, 2003-01-27 Card : Kyevan
Dewitchery Diamond Thing Action: Target living thing which has become altered in form is cloned, one clone having the altered form and the other reverting to normal. "Put down the newspaper, dear." -- Mrs. Dunkle, El Goonish Shive, 2003-02-06 Card : Kyevan	Brick Thing This card represents a brick. Card : Corrigan	Target Thing Thing Whenever the words 'target Thing' appear, it automatically applies to Target Thing. Card : Corrigan

A Random Thing Thing Whenever a card's text includes the words 'a random Thing', it automatically applies to A Random Thing. Card : Corrigan	The Element of Surprise Thing Action: Starting with you, each player draws a card and either plays it immediately or discards it. Card : Kevan	Clearing the Air Action Starting with you, each player plays a card from their hand, if they have one, or discards a card. Repeat until every player's hand is empty. Card : Kevan
Spiked Ceiling Thing As this comes into play, each player may discard any number of cards. If a player ever has five cards in their hand, they are immediately eliminated. Card : Kevan	Counterproductivity Thing Whenever a player plays a card, they must also discard a card from their hand. Whenever a player would draw a card, they discard that many cards instead. Card : Corrigan	What They Mean Thing All Money tokens have 'Action: Destroy X Money tokens and gain control of X÷2 Things'. Card : Corrigan
Razorblade Candy Action Draw any number of cards and destroy twice that many Things you control. Card : Corrigan	Full Steam Ahead Thing Action: Destroy five Things you control, to take another turn after this one. Card : Kevan	Shadow Detachment Action Each player puts one Shadow token into play for every non-Token Thing they control. Card : Kevan

Hell Thing When a card would go to the discard pile, you may instead remove it from the game. Card : Kevan	Heaven Thing When a card would be removed from the game, you may instead send it to the discard pile. This can not negate the effects of Hell, nor can Hell negate these effects. With apology to Kevan.... Card : Kyevan	Poison Thing You may give Poison to any Player when you play it. At the start of your turn, put a counter on Poison. If Poison ever has 6 or more counters on it, you lose. Card : Bucky
The Mute Button Thing Action: Target player cannot speak until the beginning of your next turn. You're really getting annoying. Card : Corrigan	Guilt Thing Whenever a player destroys a Thing belonging to another player or causes another player to discard cards from their hand, they gain a Guilt token. Whenever a player has 4 Guilt tokens, they are eliminated from the game. Action: Give control of a Thing you control to another player and destroy a Guilt token you control. Card : Corrigan	Put All of Your Eggs in One Basket Action Draw X cards and skip your next X turns. Card : Corrigan
Fake Ending Thing If a player would win the game, instead destroy this card and continue playing. Card : Kevan	Facebook Viral Action Target opponent with a Facebook account must update their status to "is losing at Dvorak" and discard a card, or otherwise discard their hand. Card : Kevan	Bonfire of the Vanities Action Each player secretly chooses a number of cards to discard. All players then discard that number of cards - if one player discarded more cards than all other players, they may draw three cards. Card : Kevan

Zebra Thing If you control copies of this card, none of them can be destroyed. This card is white in addition to being black. Card : Corrigan	Reality and Whatever Thing Things can only destroy Things that they would be capable of physically destroying in real life. Abstract Things cannot destroy tangible Things and vice-versa. All abstract Things are considered capable of destroying one another. Card : Corrigan	AAAAAGH! Action Panic panic panic stress stress stress! Play all the cards in your hand! No time to draw for the next five turns! Aaagh! You have to screeeeam to do this! Card : Corrigan
A Nice Cup of Tea Action Draw until you have five cards in your hand, and skip your next turn. Card : Kevan	Dude of Coral S5 Thing Action: Change target Thing's text, colour and title to that of this card. Card : Corrigan	Pity Party Action Each player draws a number of cards equal to the number of their relatives who died during the player's lifetime. Card : Corrigan
Colourblind Society Thing No cards have any colour. Card : Corrigan	Hyperload Thing At the start of each player's turn, that player must use every one of their Things' Action abilities. They all take effect simultaneously and do not count against any action frequency limits. (Ignore any Action abilities that cannot be legally used.) Card : Bucky	Arbitrary renumbering 5 Thing On all cards other than this one, replace all instances of "five" with "two" and all instances of '5' with '2'. Card : Bucky

Assassin's Dart 1L Action Destroy target Thing which does not have another Thing played onto it, and has not been played onto another Thing. Card : Bucky	Magic Mirror Thing Whenever an opponent plays an Action card, you may destroy Magic Mirror to play a copy of that Action. Card : Kevan	Bean Machine Thing Whenever a card is added to any player's hand, it is added to the leftmost position. Only the rightmost card in a player's hand may be played. The order of cards in a hand may not be changed. Card : Kevan
Glass Ceiling (Not Zaratustra's) Thing No player, under any circumstances, can control more than 20 Things, including this one. If a player controls 25 Things, they win. It is impossible to win otherwise. Figure this one out! Card : Corrigan	Patriotism Thing When this card comes into play, destroy all Things whose colour is not one of the colours of the flag of the country in which the game is taking place. No card may be played if its colour is not one of the colours on the flag of said country. This card's colour is the colour of your choice, given that the colour appears on the country's flag. Card : Corrigan	Wall of Wooden Fists Thing Each token counts as half a Thing. Why is this card called Wall of Wooden Fists? Card : Corrigan
Work of Art Thing Play only if you control three Things. You may not play further Things. If a Thing you control leaves play, destroy this Thing. At the start of each of your turns, put an Artistic Value token into play. If you control five Artistic Value tokens, you win the game. Card : Kevan	Packing Plant Thing If you control ten Crate tokens, you win the game. Action: Destroy a non-Token Thing you control and put a Crate token into play. Card : Kevan	Zombie Attack Action Pick an opponent. Two random Things they control are destroyed. Card : Kevan

Pretend We're Dead L7 Reaction Play at the end of any turn. Return each non-Token Thing that was destroyed this turn to play under your control. Card : jtwe	T3h R4p7ur3 Action Each player chooses a letter or number. Destroy each Thing whose title does not begin with one of the chosen letters or numbers. Card : jtwe	Fake Out In Buenos Aires Thing At the start of your turn, choose a Thing with two or more words in its title and that does not have the word "Fake" in its title. Change one of the words in that card's title to "Fake". If there are ten things in play with the word "Fake" in their titles, you win the game. Card : jtwe
Archival Duty Action Play only if there are more than twenty Things in play. Destroy five Things. Card : Kevan	Klansman Thing Action: Destroy target non-white Thing. "Why do people hate '''me? I'm''' supposed to hate!" Card : Corrigan	Attack of the Graveyard from Beyond the Grave! Action Destroy a number of Things equal to the number of cards in the discard pile. Card : Corrigan
Moon Prism Crystal Cosmic Crisis Eternal Power Make Up! Action In the turn this is played you are not affected by any cards with MOON, CRYSTAL, COSMIC, CRISIS, ETERNAL and PRISM ithe their names. Card : Newecreator	Do Action When this card is played, each player writes down a text for an Action (which cannot be related to victory) on a piece of paper without showing it to any other player. Then, randomly select a player. This card's text is considered to be the text that the random player wrote down, with the same player making any decisions it calls for. Card : Corrigan	Change the Course of History Action Shuffle the draw pile. You can play this card during another player's turn, but if you do, you can't play an Action on your next turn. Card : Corrigan

Killer Glare 3G Thing The effects of your cards always override the effects of all other players' cards. "Don't make me glare at you." Card : Corrigan	Berdina's Power Action In the turn this is played you will look to all your opponents hand and take all cards that are color green(of any shade) or cards with green in their names. Card : Newecreator	Moon Kaleidoscopic Mirror Scepter Thing Action: Moon Healing Princess Spiral Rainbow Gorgeous Starlight Kiss!,Select an opponent and destroy all his/her controled things or destroy all your opponent's things with the card RAINBOW SAILORMOON . Card : Newecreator
Boost 4B Action Draw two cards. You may take two extra Actions this turn. Card : Bucky	Booming Echo Action Discard an Action card - you get to play two copies of it, and an opponent of your choice gets to play one copy of it. Card : Kevan	Twist or Stick Action Draw and reveal a card. You may choose to repeat this any number of times, but if the revealed cards have a total of ten or more words in their titles, they must all be discarded and this card effect ends. Card : Kevan
Strange Weather Thing Attach an Action card from your hand to this card. At the start of each player's turn, they must play a copy of that Action - it doesn't count toward their Action-per-turn limit. Card : Kevan	Stop Action All of you opponents may not play any cards the next turn. Their Things in play still have effect. Card : jtsang	Manga Attack! Action Discard a card when you play this. Destroy one target Thing, plus one more for every 2 words in the discarded card's title. Card : Bucky

Shapeshifter Thing At the start of each of your turns, choose a living Thing in play. Until the start of your next turn, this is an exact copy of that Thing. Card : Bucky	Eternal Cosmic Moon Power Bubble Rainbow Blast Action Destroy target Token. Card : Bucky	Grave Robbing Action Choose a Thing from the discard pile and put it into play under your control. Card : Kevan
The Big Push Thing Whenever an Action is played, the player playing it must destroy a Thing they control, otherwise the Action has no effect. Card : Kevan	Dvorak is Not For the Faint of Heart I1 Action Shout 'BOO!' in target player's face. If they show surprise, they discard 2 cards. Card : Corrigan	Meteorology Groove Action If it is sunny, play a card. If it is raining, draw a card. If it is windy, return a Thing to its owner's hand. If it is snowing, erase a Thing's text. If there is a thunderstorm, destroy a Thing. If it is hailing, destroy 2 Things. If it is cloudy, skip a player's next turn. If there is a rainbow, win the game. Card : Corrigan
Spork 4P Thing When this card is played, pick 2 Things you control. This card's text is that of one of those Things plus the following sentence: Action: Replace this card's text, except for this sentence, with the text of the other selected Thing. Card : Corrigan	Memory Metal Thing If the top card of the discard pile is a Thing, this card counts as a copy of it. Card : Kevan	Automatic Warfare Thing Players skip their draw phases, and cannot play cards (but can play Action abilities). If a player has no cards with Action abilities, or if both players agree that the warfare is over, this card is destroyed. Card : Kevan

Pickpocket Action Gain control of a token. If there are no tokens in play, gain control of a Thing. Card : Kevan	Pac-Man Physics Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed, control of it is given to the player on its controller's right; it is not put in the discard pile. Waka waka waka waka waka. Card : Corrigan	_________ Chaos! Action Give 3 copies (excluding the original) of target Thing to each player. Card : Corrigan
Chance Action You have won second prize in a beauty contest. Put ten Money tokens into play. Card : Kevan	Renewable Energy Thing When this comes into play, shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile. Action: Draw a card for every card in the discard pile, then shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile. Card : Kevan	Pile 'Em High Action If a player has more tokens than any other player, they may draw three cards. Card : Kevan
Mr. Xcitement Thing Whenever you play a card, except for the first card you play each turn, put a counter on Mr. Xcitement. Remove a counter from Mr. Xcitement: Draw a card. Awwwwwww yes! Card : jtwe	Balance 1W Action Except the player who controls the fewest tokens, each player destroys tokens they control until all players control the same number of tokens as the player who controls the fewest. Players discard cards the same way, then destroy non-token Things they control the same way. Card : jtwe	Card Tax Thing Whenever any player would draw a card, they must destroy a Token they control in order to draw it. (If they have no tokens, they cannot draw.) When there are no tokens in play, destroy this card. Card : Kevan

Radiation Epicentre Thing When you play this, put five Biohazard tokens into play. While there are Biohazard tokens in play, Thing cards may not be played. Card : Kevan	Time Stop 0T Action Discard a card, take another turn after this one, and return this card to your hand. You may not use the Action abilities of Things on that turn, or play any Actions other than this one. Card : Bucky	The End of 'Carded' 10S Thing As soon as this card has been in play for 10 seconds, destroy all Things in play. If you get the reference, good for you. Card : Corrigan
The Human Bullet 1S Thing Action: Crumple The Human Bullet into a ball, throw it onto the table from at least 4 feet away, and destroy the first Thing it touches. You may only do this once. "Fire me, boy!" Card : Corrigan	Darkroom Thing While this card is in play, replace each card's colour its opposite colour. This card's effect makes it red, so the darkroom reference works out in the end. Card : Corrigan	Headcrab Thing Play onto any living Thing. You have control of it while Headcrab is in play. Card : Kevan
Spelling Bee Thing If the first letter of each card in a player's hand can be rearranged to spell a five-letter word, they may reveal their hand to win the game. Card : Kevan	Fear and Surprise Action Put a Thing from play on top of the draw pile. Card : Kevan	Barry O1 Thing Change Barry's name to the name of another Thing in play when Barry is played. That Thing's text is considered blank until Barry is destroyed. "Shut up about the Happy Box!" Card : Corrigan

The Evil Midnight Bomber (What Bombs at Midnight!) 12B Thing Action Put a Bomb token into play. Bomb tokens cannot be destroyed by Thing effects or Things' Action abilities. Once every 12 minutes, destroy all Bomb tokens in play and an equal number of Things. "Tell me I'm wrong, baby! I can't, 'cause you're not, baby!" Card : Corrigan

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