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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator "Things just happen, dammit!!!" cards_1101_1200 thing Thing While this card is in play, no cards with the words "cosmos" or "universe" in them have any effect, and no-one can look through the deck for any reason. Depressi "Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a ____!" cards_1101_1200 action Action Select any number of tokens under your control. Destroy them, and replace them with that many doctor tokens. Sickbay on the NCC-1701. A place to avoid, if you have a red shirt. Kyevan 1-up cards_1101_1200 action Action Play this card when you would be eliminated. Destroy one hundred tokens or Things to stay in the game Mario not-a die that easy! Kyevan Mana Fount cards_1101_1200 thing Thing For all non-victory purposes, all players are assumed to have an infinite amount of Mana Tokens. Depressi Nixie cards_1101_1200 thing_uninteresting_person Thing-Uninteresting Person Nixie may not be destroyed unless you have no other Things in play. Action: Have any two of your opponents switch hands. If you only have one opponent, draw a card instead. Depressi [The Democracy Card] cards_1101_1200 thing Thing This card's title, colour and text are decided by majority vote once it comes into play. Once this card has had its title, colour and text decided, it comes under the control of a random player. Corrigan Under-Secretary's Second Assistant cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Action: Look at the bottom card in the draw pile. If it is an Action, has a name that is fewer than 6 syllables and it is red, put it into your hand. Otherwise, shuffle the draw pile. You can only use this ability once every third turn of yours. I don't even know what I do. Corrigan Hypnosis cards_1101_1200 action Action A chosen opponent discards a card at random. Kevan Furnace cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Action: Remove all cards in the discard pile from the game. Kevan Destroy Everything cards_1101_1200 action Action Remove all cards in play, in the discard pile, in the draw pile, in players hands, or in any other location from play. This card may only be played for this effect when it is February 29th, it is the last card in the players hand, and it is raining in Tokyo. In all other situations, this card reads: "Draw a card." Kyevan Codpiece cards_1101_1200 thing_supervillain Thing - Supervillain Action: Fire crotch-based laser - Destroy a Thing. Why, God, why did you let this exist!? Kyevan The Orb cards_1101_1200 thing Thing When The Orb would be destroyed by a Thing, destroy the Thing instead. When The Orb would be destroyed by an Action, ignore the Action. Your hand size is 3. Action: Erase target Thing's Action ability. Action: Draw 2 cards. It is The Orb. Corrigan Monastic Lessons cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Draw a card at the end of each turn of yours where you did not speak. "I'm glad to see we've moved on past the duct tape." Corrigan Might Makes Right cards_1101_1200 action Action Arm-wrestle target player. The winner draws 3 cards. Corrigan TFG: Transformation Gun cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Action: Target living thing becomes male if female, and female if male or unknown. "Quite disturbing, seeing one's son like that." -- Mr. Verres, El Goonish Shive, 2003-01-27 Kyevan Dewitchery Diamond cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Action: Target living thing which has become altered in form is cloned, one clone having the altered form and the other reverting to normal. "Put down the newspaper, dear." -- Mrs. Dunkle, El Goonish Shive, 2003-02-06 Kyevan Brick cards_1101_1200 thing Thing This card represents a brick. Corrigan Target Thing cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Whenever the words 'target Thing' appear, it automatically applies to Target Thing. Corrigan A Random Thing cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Whenever a card's text includes the words 'a random Thing', it automatically applies to A Random Thing. Corrigan The Element of Surprise cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Action: Starting with you, each player draws a card and either plays it immediately or discards it. Kevan Clearing the Air cards_1101_1200 action Action Starting with you, each player plays a card from their hand, if they have one, or discards a card. Repeat until every player's hand is empty. Kevan Spiked Ceiling cards_1101_1200 thing Thing As this comes into play, each player may discard any number of cards. If a player ever has five cards in their hand, they are immediately eliminated. Kevan Counterproductivity cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Whenever a player plays a card, they must also discard a card from their hand. Whenever a player would draw a card, they discard that many cards instead. Corrigan What They Mean cards_1101_1200 thing Thing All Money tokens have 'Action: Destroy X Money tokens and gain control of X÷2 Things'. Corrigan Razorblade Candy cards_1101_1200 action Action Draw any number of cards and destroy twice that many Things you control. Corrigan Full Steam Ahead cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Action: Destroy five Things you control, to take another turn after this one. Kevan Shadow Detachment cards_1101_1200 action Action Each player puts one Shadow token into play for every non-Token Thing they control. Kevan Hell cards_1101_1200 thing Thing When a card would go to the discard pile, you may instead remove it from the game. Kevan Heaven cards_1101_1200 thing Thing When a card would be removed from the game, you may instead send it to the discard pile. This can not negate the effects of Hell, nor can Hell negate these effects. With apology to Kevan.... Kyevan Poison cards_1101_1200 thing Thing You may give Poison to any Player when you play it. At the start of your turn, put a counter on Poison. If Poison ever has 6 or more counters on it, you lose. Bucky The Mute Button cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Action: Target player cannot speak until the beginning of your next turn. You're really getting annoying. Corrigan Guilt cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Whenever a player destroys a Thing belonging to another player or causes another player to discard cards from their hand, they gain a Guilt token. Whenever a player has 4 Guilt tokens, they are eliminated from the game. Action: Give control of a Thing you control to another player and destroy a Guilt token you control. Corrigan Put All of Your Eggs in One Basket cards_1101_1200 action Action Draw X cards and skip your next X turns. Corrigan Fake Ending cards_1101_1200 thing Thing If a player would win the game, instead destroy this card and continue playing. Kevan Facebook Viral cards_1101_1200 action Action Target opponent with a Facebook account must update their status to "is losing at Dvorak" and discard a card, or otherwise discard their hand. Kevan Bonfire of the Vanities cards_1101_1200 action Action Each player secretly chooses a number of cards to discard. All players then discard that number of cards - if one player discarded more cards than all other players, they may draw three cards. Kevan Zebra cards_1101_1200 thing Thing If you control copies of this card, none of them can be destroyed. This card is white in addition to being black. Corrigan Reality and Whatever cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Things can only destroy Things that they would be capable of physically destroying in real life. Abstract Things cannot destroy tangible Things and vice-versa. All abstract Things are considered capable of destroying one another. Corrigan AAAAAGH! cards_1101_1200 action Action Panic panic panic stress stress stress! Play all the cards in your hand! No time to draw for the next five turns! Aaagh! You have to screeeeam to do this! Corrigan A Nice Cup of Tea cards_1101_1200 action Action Draw until you have five cards in your hand, and skip your next turn. Kevan Dude of Coral cards_1101_1200 thing Thing S5 Action: Change target Thing's text, colour and title to that of this card. Corrigan Pity Party cards_1101_1200 action Action Each player draws a number of cards equal to the number of their relatives who died during the player's lifetime. Corrigan Colourblind Society cards_1101_1200 thing Thing No cards have any colour. Corrigan Hyperload cards_1101_1200 thing Thing At the start of each player's turn, that player must use every one of their Things' Action abilities. They all take effect simultaneously and do not count against any action frequency limits. (Ignore any Action abilities that cannot be legally used.) Bucky Arbitrary renumbering cards_1101_1200 thing Thing 5 On all cards other than this one, replace all instances of "five" with "two" and all instances of '5' with '2'. Bucky Assassin's Dart cards_1101_1200 action Action 1L Destroy target Thing which does not have another Thing played onto it, and has not been played onto another Thing. Bucky Magic Mirror cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Whenever an opponent plays an Action card, you may destroy Magic Mirror to play a copy of that Action. Kevan Bean Machine cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Whenever a card is added to any player's hand, it is added to the leftmost position. Only the rightmost card in a player's hand may be played. The order of cards in a hand may not be changed. Kevan Glass Ceiling (Not Zaratustra's) cards_1101_1200 thing Thing No player, under any circumstances, can control more than 20 Things, including this one. If a player controls 25 Things, they win. It is impossible to win otherwise. Figure this one out! Corrigan Patriotism cards_1101_1200 thing Thing When this card comes into play, destroy all Things whose colour is not one of the colours of the flag of the country in which the game is taking place. No card may be played if its colour is not one of the colours on the flag of said country. This card's colour is the colour of your choice, given that the colour appears on the country's flag. Corrigan Wall of Wooden Fists cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Each token counts as half a Thing. Why is this card called Wall of Wooden Fists? Corrigan Work of Art cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Play only if you control three Things. You may not play further Things. If a Thing you control leaves play, destroy this Thing. At the start of each of your turns, put an Artistic Value token into play. If you control five Artistic Value tokens, you win the game. Kevan Packing Plant cards_1101_1200 thing Thing If you control ten Crate tokens, you win the game. Action: Destroy a non-Token Thing you control and put a Crate token into play. Kevan Zombie Attack cards_1101_1200 action Action Pick an opponent. Two random Things they control are destroyed. Kevan Pretend We're Dead cards_1101_1200 reaction Reaction L7 Play at the end of any turn. Return each non-Token Thing that was destroyed this turn to play under your control. jtwe T3h R4p7ur3 cards_1101_1200 action Action Each player chooses a letter or number. Destroy each Thing whose title does not begin with one of the chosen letters or numbers. jtwe Fake Out In Buenos Aires cards_1101_1200 thing Thing At the start of your turn, choose a Thing with two or more words in its title and that does not have the word "Fake" in its title. Change one of the words in that card's title to "Fake". If there are ten things in play with the word "Fake" in their titles, you win the game. jtwe Archival Duty cards_1101_1200 action Action Play only if there are more than twenty Things in play. Destroy five Things. Kevan Klansman cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Action: Destroy target non-white Thing. "Why do people hate '''me? I'm''' supposed to hate!" Corrigan Attack of the Graveyard from Beyond the Grave! cards_1101_1200 action Action Destroy a number of Things equal to the number of cards in the discard pile. Corrigan Moon Prism Crystal Cosmic Crisis Eternal Power Make Up! cards_1101_1200 action Action In the turn this is played you are not affected by any cards with MOON, CRYSTAL, COSMIC, CRISIS, ETERNAL and PRISM ithe their names. Newecreator Do cards_1101_1200 action Action When this card is played, each player writes down a text for an Action (which cannot be related to victory) on a piece of paper without showing it to any other player. Then, randomly select a player. This card's text is considered to be the text that the random player wrote down, with the same player making any decisions it calls for. Corrigan Change the Course of History cards_1101_1200 action Action Shuffle the draw pile. You can play this card during another player's turn, but if you do, you can't play an Action on your next turn. Corrigan Killer Glare cards_1101_1200 thing Thing 3G The effects of your cards always override the effects of all other players' cards. "Don't make me glare at you." Corrigan Berdina's Power cards_1101_1200 action Action In the turn this is played you will look to all your opponents hand and take all cards that are color green(of any shade) or cards with green in their names. Newecreator Moon Kaleidoscopic Mirror Scepter cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Action: Moon Healing Princess Spiral Rainbow Gorgeous Starlight Kiss!,Select an opponent and destroy all his/her controled things or destroy all your opponent's things with the card RAINBOW SAILORMOON . Newecreator Boost cards_1101_1200 action Action 4B Draw two cards. You may take two extra Actions this turn. Bucky Booming Echo cards_1101_1200 action Action Discard an Action card - you get to play two copies of it, and an opponent of your choice gets to play one copy of it. Kevan Twist or Stick cards_1101_1200 action Action Draw and reveal a card. You may choose to repeat this any number of times, but if the revealed cards have a total of ten or more words in their titles, they must all be discarded and this card effect ends. Kevan Strange Weather cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Attach an Action card from your hand to this card. At the start of each player's turn, they must play a copy of that Action - it doesn't count toward their Action-per-turn limit. Kevan Stop cards_1101_1200 action Action All of you opponents may not play any cards the next turn. Their Things in play still have effect. jtsang Manga Attack! cards_1101_1200 action Action Discard a card when you play this. Destroy one target Thing, plus one more for every 2 words in the discarded card's title. Bucky Shapeshifter cards_1101_1200 thing Thing At the start of each of your turns, choose a living Thing in play. Until the start of your next turn, this is an exact copy of that Thing. Bucky Eternal Cosmic Moon Power Bubble Rainbow Blast cards_1101_1200 action Action Destroy target Token. Bucky Grave Robbing cards_1101_1200 action Action Choose a Thing from the discard pile and put it into play under your control. Kevan The Big Push cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Whenever an Action is played, the player playing it must destroy a Thing they control, otherwise the Action has no effect. Kevan Dvorak is Not For the Faint of Heart cards_1101_1200 action Action I1 Shout 'BOO!' in target player's face. If they show surprise, they discard 2 cards. Corrigan Meteorology Groove cards_1101_1200 action Action If it is sunny, play a card. If it is raining, draw a card. If it is windy, return a Thing to its owner's hand. If it is snowing, erase a Thing's text. If there is a thunderstorm, destroy a Thing. If it is hailing, destroy 2 Things. If it is cloudy, skip a player's next turn. If there is a rainbow, win the game. Corrigan Spork cards_1101_1200 thing Thing 4P When this card is played, pick 2 Things you control. This card's text is that of one of those Things plus the following sentence: Action: Replace this card's text, except for this sentence, with the text of the other selected Thing. Corrigan Memory Metal cards_1101_1200 thing Thing If the top card of the discard pile is a Thing, this card counts as a copy of it. Kevan Automatic Warfare cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Players skip their draw phases, and cannot play cards (but can play Action abilities). If a player has no cards with Action abilities, or if both players agree that the warfare is over, this card is destroyed. Kevan Pickpocket cards_1101_1200 action Action Gain control of a token. If there are no tokens in play, gain control of a Thing. Kevan Pac-Man Physics cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Whenever a Thing is destroyed, control of it is given to the player on its controller's right; it is not put in the discard pile. Waka waka waka waka waka. Corrigan _________ Chaos! cards_1101_1200 action Action Give 3 copies (excluding the original) of target Thing to each player. Corrigan Chance cards_1101_1200 action Action You have won second prize in a beauty contest. Put ten Money tokens into play. Kevan Renewable Energy cards_1101_1200 thing Thing When this comes into play, shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile. Action: Draw a card for every card in the discard pile, then shuffle the discard pile into the draw pile. Kevan Pile 'Em High cards_1101_1200 action Action If a player has more tokens than any other player, they may draw three cards. Kevan Mr. Xcitement cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Whenever you play a card, except for the first card you play each turn, put a counter on Mr. Xcitement. Remove a counter from Mr. Xcitement: Draw a card. Awwwwwww yes! jtwe Balance cards_1101_1200 action Action 1W Except the player who controls the fewest tokens, each player destroys tokens they control until all players control the same number of tokens as the player who controls the fewest. Players discard cards the same way, then destroy non-token Things they control the same way. jtwe Card Tax cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Whenever any player would draw a card, they must destroy a Token they control in order to draw it. (If they have no tokens, they cannot draw.) When there are no tokens in play, destroy this card. Kevan Radiation Epicentre cards_1101_1200 thing Thing When you play this, put five Biohazard tokens into play. While there are Biohazard tokens in play, Thing cards may not be played. Kevan Time Stop cards_1101_1200 action Action 0T Discard a card, take another turn after this one, and return this card to your hand. You may not use the Action abilities of Things on that turn, or play any Actions other than this one. Bucky The End of 'Carded' cards_1101_1200 thing Thing 10S As soon as this card has been in play for 10 seconds, destroy all Things in play. If you get the reference, good for you. Corrigan The Human Bullet cards_1101_1200 thing Thing 1S Action: Crumple The Human Bullet into a ball, throw it onto the table from at least 4 feet away, and destroy the first Thing it touches. You may only do this once. "Fire me, boy!" Corrigan Darkroom cards_1101_1200 thing Thing While this card is in play, replace each card's colour its opposite colour. This card's effect makes it red, so the darkroom reference works out in the end. Corrigan Headcrab cards_1101_1200 thing Thing Play onto any living Thing. You have control of it while Headcrab is in play. Kevan Spelling Bee cards_1101_1200 thing Thing If the first letter of each card in a player's hand can be rearranged to spell a five-letter word, they may reveal their hand to win the game. Kevan Fear and Surprise cards_1101_1200 action Action Put a Thing from play on top of the draw pile. Kevan Barry cards_1101_1200 thing Thing O1 Change Barry's name to the name of another Thing in play when Barry is played. That Thing's text is considered blank until Barry is destroyed. "Shut up about the Happy Box!" Corrigan The Evil Midnight Bomber (What Bombs at Midnight!) cards_1101_1200 thing Thing 12B Action Put a Bomb token into play. Bomb tokens cannot be destroyed by Thing effects or Things' Action abilities. Once every 12 minutes, destroy all Bomb tokens in play and an equal number of Things. "Tell me I'm wrong, baby! I can't, 'cause you're not, baby!" Corrigan