Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 10701-10800

Extra Punctuation 6E Action Take two extra turns after this one. Draw no cards at the beginnings of those turns. Card : ChippyYYZ	Gratuitous Apostrophization Action Target Thing gains a punctua­tion mark in it's ruletext. Destroy all incorrectly punctuated Thing's. "You imbeciles! May Lucifer brand your foreheads with an apostrophe in Hades!" Card : Binarius	Bottled Booster Pack Thing When Bottled Booster Pack is destroyed, draw two cards, choose two of the draw pile's top ten cards and put one of them into your hand at random, then shuffle the draw pile. Card : Binarius
Speak Truth to Power Action Look at the hand of target opponent who has the most non-token Things in play or who destroyed an opponent's Thing during their last turn. You may have them discard a card of your choice. Card : Binarius	Sushi Belt Thing At the end of each turn, each player passes a thing they control to the next player in turn order. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Conceptualize Action Target thing becomes intangible and loses all other types. Sometimes we have thoughts that work in theory. We keep them to ourselves. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Monument Deconstruction Action Destroy target location. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Falter Action May not be discarded. Destroy target non-token Thing you control. Card : Binarius	Stumble Action May not be discarded. Discard an Action or discard your hand. Card : Binarius

Dither Thing May not be discarded. When an Action you play would allow you to make a choice, that Action instead has no effect, and Dither moves to the discard pile. Card : Binarius	Seer of Heart [[File:heart.png Thing When Seer of Heart enters play or a card with Heart in its title is played, look at target player's hand. Whenever a player's hand is empty after playing a card, you may return Seer of Heart to your hand. Through you, the core of a person is revealed. Card : ChippyYYZ	Prince of Blood [[File:blood.png Thing When Prince of Blood enters play, each player returns a Thing they control to their hand. Action: Discard a card. Until your next turn, target player's max hand size is increased by 3, and they can't play or gain control of Things. You commit yourself to preventing other commitments. Card : ChippyYYZ
Heart/Time: Heartbreakdown [[File:heart.png Action - Fraymotif Destroy target creator (remove from the game all publicly visible cards by that creator). Dissolution of personal impact. Card : ChippyYYZ	Straggle Action May not be discarded. Each opponent draws a card and may play a Thing. Card : Binarius	Fumble Action May not be discarded. Return two Things you control to your hand, then discard a random card. Card : Binarius
Hesitation Thing May not be discarded. When an Action you play would allow you to draw one or more cards, that Action instead has no effect, and Hesitation moves to the discard pile. Card : Binarius	Paradox Thing - Incarnation If you would draw cards, discard that many cards instead. If you would discard cards, draw that many cards instead. Only apply one of these abilities per event. It isn't what it is. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Hand-Cranked Generator Thing Action: Create an electricity token Card : JakeTheWolfie

Electric Gantry Thing Sacrifice an electric token: You may play an additional thing this turn. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Regifting Exchange Thing When a player would draw the first card of their turn, they instead draw a random card under this if possible. Action: You, and your opponents unless you declare in advance that you will play no Things this turn, take a Thing from the top of the draw pile. Then each player puts a Thing under this, face down and out of play. Shuffle the draw pile. Card : Binarius	In Medias Res Action Move cards from the top of the draw pile to the discard pile or vice versa until they are roughly the same size. Each player may gain five tokens of any combination of three types not currently in play. Each of the draw pile's top five Things enters a random player's control. Shuffle the draw pile. Card : Binarius
Practice Round Thing When a player would win the game, okay, that was just a warm-up. Now that we all know how to play, shuffle all cards into the draw pile and begin the game. For real this time. Card : Binarius	Solar Panel Thing At the beginning of every other of your turns, create an electricity token. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Steam Turbine Generator Thing Sacrifice a fuel you control: Create an electricity token and you get a pollution counter. Toxic Gas - For each 3 pollution counters you have, your handsize is reduced by one. If you gain no pollution counters on your turn, you lose a pollution counter. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Backup Harddrive Thing At the beginning of your turn, you may sacrifice an electric token. If you don't, Backup Harddrive has no effect until your next turn. Your maximum handsize is increased by 5 Card : JakeTheWolfie	Heir of Time [[File:time.png Thing When Heir of Time enters play, destroy target nontoken Thing you don't control chosen at random. Whenever a player takes an extra turn, return Heir of Time to your hand. Through you, ends and beginnings come about abruptly. Card : ChippyYYZ	Maid of Void [[File:void.png Thing When Maid of Void enters play, put target Thing face-down under it. Thing: Put a card from underneath Maid of Void into play under your control face-down. It counts as a blank Thing. You bring nothing into being. Card : ChippyYYZ

Hope/Breath: Allegro Windfall [[File:hope.png Action - Fraymotif Return this card to your hand, draw 7 cards, then discard 5 cards at random. Freedom to chase wildest dreams. Card : ChippyYYZ	Short Circuit Action Destroy target Thing containing circuitry. Its controller gains 10 Electricity tokens, then discards a card for every four of their Electricity tokens, rounded down. Then their Electricity tokens disperse and their other Things containing circuitry are blank until the end of their next turn. Card : Binarius	Snare Thing - Trap Play this face down. When a living Thing enters play, you may flip a coin, turning this face up first if it is face down. On heads, put that Thing into your hand and destroy this. Card : Binarius
Target Demographic Thing During your turn, second-person references on Things in play refer to you. Card : Binarius	My Long Awaited Return 7L Action Play the bottom Thing in the discard pile OR Play the bottom living Thing in the discard pile. Card : Bucky	Flawless Facade 8L Thing Opponents' cards that would affect your hand affect the cards Up Your Sleeve instead. e.g. if they make you draw a card it goes Up Your Sleeve. Card : Bucky
Pack Power 9L Thing At the start of your turn, choose a symbol. You may play up to six different extra Actions or Things this turn where that symbol is in their cornervalue, but one fewer other Action or Thing. If you play all six, you win the game. Card : Bucky	Page of Breath [[File:breath.png Thing When another card would be put in your hand, you may put it under Page of Breath instead. At the start of your turn, if there are at least 7 cards under Page of Breath, you gain "Actions can't target you. When an Action targets a Thing you control, you may return it to your hand." Through you, many are lifted free of their cares. Card : ChippyYYZ	Mage of Doom [[File:doom.png Thing When Mage of Doom is destroyed, if it's not a token, create a token that's a copy of it. When another nontoken Thing you control is destroyed, you may destroy Mage of Doom to create a token that's a copy of that Thing. You know exactly how much to exert something before it breaks completely. Card : ChippyYYZ

Light/Blood: Limelight Sonata [[File:light.png Action - Fraymotif Gain control of target Thing if you have more Things in play and cards in hand than its controller. Preeminence and alliance. Card : ChippyYYZ	Stuff Thing All effects that only affect certain types of things also affect Stuff. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Power Surge Action Create 3 Electricity tokens. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Eco-Unfriendly Generator Thing Sacrifice a living thing you control: Create an electricity token and you get 2 pollution counters. Toxic Gas - For each 3 pollution counters you have, your handsize is reduced by one. If you gain no pollution counters on your turn, you lose a pollution counter. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Forked Lightning 1M Action Destroy two solid, physical Things belonging to the same player. That player gains four electricity tokens. Card : Bucky	Downsize 1.5M Action Halve all numbers on target publicly visible card, rounding up where a non-integer doesn't make sense. Card : Bucky
Grid Interconnector 2M Thing After every turn, destroy all Electricity. At the start of your turn, gain two Electricity tokens. When you have 8 or more Electricity, win the game. Card : Bucky	Dam Thing - Building When this enters play, destroy target terrain if possible. At the beginning of your turn, gain a Water token if you have fewer than five. Action: Convert a Water token into two Electricity tokens. Card : Binarius	Reposition Action Move target Thing into target player's control. Card : Binarius

Asphodel Meadows Thing - Location Living Things may not enter play from the discard pile. When a living Thing is destroyed, remove it from the game. Card : Binarius	Knight of Light [[File:light.png Thing A player's Score is equal to: number of their Tokens + digits in cornervalues of their Things + 2x cards in hand. If you have the single highest Score at the start of your turn, draw an extra card. You earn all the points. Card : ChippyYYZ	Rogue of Mind [[File:mind.png Thing Whenever you play an Action targeting a player, choose one: That player plays a random card at the start of their next turn (after drawing) OR that player draws a card. Through you, planning and impulse give way to one another. Card : ChippyYYZ
Space/Void: Perfectly Generic Chord [[File:space.png Action - Fraymotif Put the top 4 cards of the deck into play face-down as blank Things under your control. OR Flip over all face-down Things. If any are no longer Things, put them in the discard pile. Fullness and emptiness. Card : ChippyYYZ	Angered Beast Thing Action: Destroy target thing. If it's controller has any pollution counters, remove one of them and you may activate this ability again. It stinks, and they don't like it. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Surveillance Drone Thing Spend X Electric tokens: Look at the top X cards of the deck, or at X random cards in a player's hand. Once each turn, you may look at a hidden card. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Faraday Lattice Thing - Lattice At the beggining of your turn, create an Electricity token for each lattice you control. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Upsize Action Double all numbers on target publicly visible card. Card : Binarius	Decamate Action Multiply all numbers on target publicly visible card by 10. Card : Binarius

Rubber–Glue Automaton Thing - Robot When an opponent's Action would target you or Rubber–Glue Automaton, you may redirect its effects to that opponent or target Thing that opponent controls, respectively. If you do, return Rubber–Glue Automaton to your hand. Card : Binarius	Disregard Regulation Action You can't win the game until your next turn. Activate an ability you control 10 times without paying its' cost. Then, skip your next 3 turns. Card : JakeTheWolfie	Controlled Freeze Thing At the beginning of each turn, choose a thing with rulestext. It loses its' rulestext until Controlled Freeze leaves play. If Controlled Freeze would lose any of its' rulestext, sacrifice it instead. Card : JakeTheWolfie
Communize Action Uniformally redistribute all Non-Unique Cards, Counters, and Tokens amongst all players. Card : JakeTheWolfie	I Am The Greatest 4M Action Create and play Thing cards named "Trophy" with no rule text until you have the most non-token Things. Create Action cards in your hand named "Boast" with no rule text until you have the largest hand. Card : Bucky	Mass Replicate 5M Action Choose a Thing belonging to each player. Create a copy of each of those Things (belonging to the same player as the original), and turn the copies into tokens if they weren't already. Card : Bucky
Treasure to Trash 6M Action Each opponent discards a card at random. Give each opponent a Rubble token with the rule text "-1 to your Maximum Hand Size" and a Trash token with the rule text "Action:Destroy this.". Card : Bucky	Sylph of Rage [[File:rage.png Thing Whenever a card moves from your hand or control to the discard pile, you may return it to your hand by discarding two other cards from your hand or control. Through you, possibilities are forsaken to preserve one chosen path. Card : ChippyYYZ	Thief of Life [[File:life.png Thing Thief of Life has all Action Abilities of other Things in play. Whenever Thief of Life uses an Action Ability, other Things with that ability can't use it until your next turn. You seize the powers of others and use them as your own. Card : ChippyYYZ

Doom/Mind: Discordant Division [[File:doom.png Action - Fraymotif Each other player in turn order draws until they have five cards in hand, reveals half the cards in their hand rounded up, and discards either the revealed or unrevealed cards, your choice. Choice of loss and loss of choice. Card : ChippyYYZ	A Very Long Day Action Shuffle this into the draw pile, draw a card, and you may play an Action and/or a Thing. You may play this without cost if you have already played an Action this turn. Card : Binarius	Members Only Thing When this enters play, return target animate Thing that entered play during its controller's last turn to their hand. Things with that name may not enter play. Card : Binarius
Waiting to Board Thing Animate Things that enter play are considered to have no ruletext. Card : Binarius	Bard of Hope [[File:hope.png Thing Each player draws an additional card at the start of their turn. Whenever a player discards down to their max hand size, for each card they discard they destroy a Thing they control and discard a card. Through you, hopes for the future defeat themselves. Card : ChippyYYZ	Witch of Space [[File:space.png Thing Action: Move target Thing into your hand, then move a Thing you control into that Thing's controller's hand. If Witch of Space is moved this way, you may play two additional Things this turn. You scoot reality around to your liking. Card : ChippyYYZ
Rage/Life: Blazing Fermata [[File:rage.png Action - Fraymotif Things you control can't be destroyed until your next turn. You may play an additional Action this turn. Survival no matter what. Card : ChippyYYZ	Awesome Alliterative Attack 7M Action Discard any number of cards whose names start with the same letter and destroy that many Things. Card : Bucky	Awesome Alliterative Activation 8M Action Choose any number of your non-token Things whose names start with the same letter. Draw that many cards plus one. Activate all the chosen Things' Action abilities. Card : Bucky

Awesome Alliterative Alligator 9M Thing Track how many tokens this eats; you win when it has eaten 20 or more. Action: This eats any number target tokens whose names are different but start with the same letter. Card : Bucky	Alphabet Sweep Action Discard any number of cards whose titles begin with consecutive letters, possibly including Alphabet Sweep. Destroy up to one target Thing beginning with each of those letters. If you destroy at least two Things this way, draw a card for each. Card : Binarius	Pop Over to the Neighbor's Action View the hand of the next or previous player. Card : Binarius
Pile of Correspondence Thing When you have sent a letter to each opponent, draw three cards and Pile of Correspond­ence disappears into the discard pile. Action: Target opponent gains control of a Thing named Letter with your choice of flavortext. Card : Binarius	Muse of Blood [[File:blood.png Thing When Muse of Blood enters play, each player secretly chooses any number of their opponents, then those choices are revealed. Each player draws a card for each player they chose and for each player who chose them. At the start of your turn, eliminate each player with no cards in hand. Through you, all are bound together. Card : ChippyYYZ	Lord of Breath [[File:breath.png Thing At the end of your turn, return any number of Things you control to your hand, then discard your hand and draw that many cards (then discard down to your hand size). If in one turn you have played Lord of Breath AND discarded it and nine other cards, you win the game. You propel all things to freedom. Card : ChippyYYZ
Personality Quiz 5P Action Reveal the top six cards of the deck. An opponent sorts them into pairs. Put one card from each pair into your hand and the rest into the discard pile. Gain a token whose name is the first letters of each card you took, ordered alphabetically. "Let's see, I got Yawning Maw, Your Journey Begins, and Zombie Breach, so I'm... oh, right." Card : ChippyYYZ	Hand-Me-Downs Action Draw as many cards as it would take every player to draw up to their hand size limit, then give cards to your opponents so that every player is at their hand size limit. Card : Binarius	Trail of Construction Thing Draw a card whenever you play a Building. At the end of your turn, you may play an inanimate tangible Thing. If you do, draw a card. Card : Binarius

Literally Unplayable Thing You must activate the following ability if you play no other Actions during your turn. Action: Each player randomly selects a card from the Unplayable Dvorak deck and draws a copy of it. You may play yours immediately without cost. Card : Binarius	Sneak Attack 1N Action You may play this face-down as a Thing so that it's played as an Action when revealed. Destroy a Thing. Card : Bucky	Smuggle 2N Action You may play this face-down as a Thing so that it's played as an Action when revealed. Draw two cards. Card : Bucky
Racketeer 3N Thing You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant. When an opponent draws two or more cards, they draw one fewer and you gain a Money token. Card : Bucky	Hilbert's Broom Closet Action Choose 0, 1, 6, 7, or 8. Remove all cards not containing that digit from the game. Card : Binarius	Finite Dvorak Action Randomly select a 1,000-card subset of the deck. Remove all cards not in that subset from the game. Card : Binarius
The Axiom of Choice Action Choose any number of finished decks in the Dvorak deck archive and randomly select a card from each. Put one of them into your hand and shuffle the rest into the same number of cards on top of the draw pile. Card : Binarius	Speakeasy 9S Thing - Building You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant. When an opponent's Action targets a face-down Thing you control, negate that Action unless they can access Secret Passages or Security Doors. Action: Turn a Thing you control face-down. It is turned face-up when its text becomes relevant. Card : ChippyYYZ	A Monument More Lasting Than Bronze Thing This card can't be destroyed, and its text cannot be altered or ignored. If this card is in play at the end of the game and your playgroup plays another game of Dvorak after this one, it stays in play under your control instead of being returned to the deck. Card : ChippyYYZ

Listicle Generator 7L Action Choose Action or Thing, then roll a die and add 1. On a 3-7, reveal cards from the top of the deck until that many cards of the chosen type are revealed. Put either a random card of that type from among them or Listicle Generator into your hand, then discard the rest. The four most game-breaking Actions! 7 cleverest MtG references! Three best riffs on Take Notes! Card : ChippyYYZ	The Alphabet Game Thing When you play a card or reveal a card you draw, search its ruletext for letters of the alphabet in sequence. When you find Z, destroy this and draw five cards. Opponents have "Action: Take control of this", and if an opponent would destroy this, they instead take control of it. Card : Binarius	Rest and Recuperate Action Skip your next turn. The next time you draw at the beginning of your turn, draw until you have five cards. Card : Binarius
Highway Robbery Action The next time each opponent draws a card, they view it and then give it to you. Card : Binarius	Trapdoor Spider 4T Thing You may play this face-down. It's turned face-up when its other text becomes relevant. Action: Destroy target Thing if you discard a card from your hand that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with that Thing. Card : ChippyYYZ	Portcullis Trap 4TRAP Action When an opponent plays an Action that shares a symbol in its cornervalue with Portcullis Trap, you may play it targeting them. If you do, negate that Action unless they discard a card. For each Thing target opponent controls, return it to their hand unless they discard a card. Card : ChippyYYZ
Justice Elemental 6J Action Target player with more Things than each other player gives one of them to a player with the fewest. Target player with more cards in hand than each other player gives one of them to a player with the fewest. Put this card in one of those player's hands. Justice is not a state of being, but an action we must continue to take. Card : ChippyYYZ	Wander Around Thing When you play this, gain control of target building, location, or terrain if possible. Action: Activate an ability of an opponent's Thing as if you controlled it (limit once per ability). Action: View a random card in target opponent's hand. Card : Binarius	Try New Things Action Each player draws and reveals the topmost Thing in the draw pile, shuffling afterward. You may play yours immediately without cost. Card : Binarius

Present in the Moment Thing Whenever you play an Action that does not target opponents, their hands, or their Things, you may return Present in the Moment to your hand. If you do, flip a coin: on heads, return that Action to your hand as well. Card : Binarius

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