Dvorak Export: Infinite Dvorak deck/Cards 1-100

The First Card Thing All other Things are considered to have blank titles and card texts, while this card is in play. Card : Kevan	Katamari Thing Action: Of the Things other than Katamari, choose the physically smallest and destroy it. (You cannot choose abstract concepts.) Card : Kevan	Time Walk 1U Action Take an extra turn after this one. Card : Kevan
Can't Make Change Action Each player simultaneously chooses a card at random from the hand of the player on their left, and puts that card in the hand of the player on their right. Card : jtwe	Playing With a Full Deck Thing If you control a Heart, a Diamond, a Spade, and a Club, you win the game. Card : jtwe	I Am One With The Universe Action Until the end of your turn, cards in any player's hand are considered to be in your hand, and all Things in play are under your control. Card : Zaratustra
Artificial Heart 2R Thing Destroy one Energy-related Thing or ten Energy-related Tokens you control to create one Thing called Blood under your control. Card : Zaratustra	Robofrog 0G Thing Action: Destroy an Insect in play. Card : Zaratustra	Card Mine Thing Counts as a Machine. Action:Draw a card Card : Bucky

Cutting Corners Thing While this card is in play, treat all cards as if they had no cornervalue. If any Player plays a card with the string "dust" in its title, destroy this card. Card : Bucky	The Useless Card Action Draw a card. You may take one extra Action this turn. Card : Bucky	X-Buster Thing Action: Target player must give you an Action card from his hand. If he has no Action cards, he discards his hand instead. Card : Kazz
Throne Thing Players must ask your permission when playing Actions. If you say no to an Action, it has no effect. Card : Kazz	Customs Board Thing Each time any player draws a card, he must show it to you. Card : Kazz	Core Ruleset Loophole Action You win unless all other players agree to negate this effect within 10 seconds, or 30 seconds if you are playing online. Card : Bucky
Leverage Scam Action You win unless any player discards eir hand within 10 seconds, or 30 seconds if you are playing online. Card : Bucky	Pet Thing This Thing counts as a Player, complete with its own turn and hand. It is under the control of whoever played it. It can be placed between any two players in the turn order. Card : Kazz	Shaft of Red Light Thing Play onto an opponent. Shaft of Red Light can be blocked by any Canopy. If it isn't then Your Way Is Blocked. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Antimatter Thing If there is another Thing in play, immediately destroy Antimatter and any other Thing of your choice. When this occurs, gain 10 Energy Tokens. Card : Bucky	Ninja Steal Action Steal as many Things in play as you can in one second. If online, steal two Things instead. Card : Kazz	Generic Elves 1G Thing Action:Gain a Green Energy Token, and rotate this card 90 degrees. Card : Bucky
Cameo Action Make a copy of a card from an existing Dvorak deck and shuffle it into the draw pile. Card : Tyrethali	Waiting Room Thing Nobody may win or lose while this card is in play. Card : Kevan	Vacuum Pump Action Starting with you and going clockwise, each player chooses a Thing in play and puts it into their hand. Card : Kevan
Token Eater Thing At any time during your turn you may destroy any Token you control and put a Food counter on Token Eater. If this causes Token Eater to have more than 100 Food Counters on it, destroy it. Action:Remove all counters and tokens from this card. For every 5 counters or tokens removed in this way, draw a card, or discard a card and play an extra Thing this turn, or discard a card and play an extra Action this turn. Card : Bucky	Shovel Thing This card counts as a spade. Action: Place one card from your hand in the middle of the deck in order to draw the bottom card of the deck. Card : The T	Magnitude Error 1Z Thing All numbers described in digit form on all cards are multiplied by ten. Card : Zaratustra

Bad Machine @# Action Gain control of all Machines and Robots in play. Card : Zaratustra	Asteroids 4B Action Draw a imaginary line from each Thing you control, perpendicular to the top of the card and aiming outwards from it. Destroy the first Thing this line touches. If the line first reaches a Player instead, that player discards a card. If online, draw three cards instead. Card : Zaratustra	Voodoo Zombie Corpse Thing Draw a card when you play Voodoo Zombie Corpse. If you have less than two cards in your hand at any time, destroy Voodoo Zombie Corpse. Card : Tyrethali (Exquisite Corpse)
My New Filing Technique Is Unstoppable Thing Action: Move the alphabetically-earliest Thing (other than this) to the bottom of the draw pile. Card : Kevan	tldr Action Destroy a Thing with more than two sentences on it, or play in response to an Action that has more than two sentences on it to negate its effects. Card : Kevan	Bucket of Whitewash Thing Whenever a Thing comes into play, destroy both it and this card. Card : Kevan
Hash Sorting Thing Whenever you play a card with a corner value, you may search the deck for another card with a corner value that shares a digit or letter with the first card, and put it in play. Card : Zaratustra	Trefoil 3F Action Draw 3 cards. Card : Zaratustra	Win-Win Situation 2W Thing If another player wins the game, win the game. Card : Zaratustra

Hoard Thing None of your Things, except this one, can be destroyed. If you ever control ten Things, and nobody else controls more Things than you, you win. Card : Kazz	Bomb Action If another player's Action forces you to discard this card, all other players discard their hands. Destroy a Thing. Card : Kazz	Omni- Thing Attach to a Thing. That Thing counts as belonging in every category and being every type of object. If that Thing is destroyed, so is this card. Card : Kazz
Subroutine Action Suspend your turn. A player of your choice takes a turn. Then, your turn resumes where it left off. Card : Bucky	Werehouse Thing Initially counts as a Person. If this card is a Building, your maximum hand size is increased by 2. If this card is a Person, you may play an extra Action every third turn. Action: If this card is a Person, it ceases being a Person and becomes a Building. If this card is a Building, it ceases being a Building and becomes a Person. Card : Bucky	Death Action Destroy a living Thing. Card : Bucky
The ergonomics of the situation Thing Whenever a Player plays an Action, they must draw a card and reveal their hand to all players. Card : Depressi	Demolition Squid Thing Action: discard your hand and destroy a Building. Card : Depressi	Harmony of the cosmos Action Draw as many cards as you control Things. Draw an extra card for any Thing whose title starts with "I" "The" or "My". Card : Depressi

Rag and Bone Cart Thing Whenever you draw a card, draw it from the top of the discard pile. (If there are no cards in the discard pile, destroy this card.) Card : Kevan	Hard Reboot Action Shuffle your hand into the draw pile, and draw five cards. Card : Kevan	Trebuchet Thing Action: Destroy a Thing you control, to force a player to discard a card at random. Card : Kevan
Gotcha Action Play in response to someone winning the game. Nobody besides you can win this turn. Anyone else who would win instead loses a Thing of your choice or discards a card at random from eir hand. Card : Bucky	Pocket Universe Thing When you play this, choose another Player and another Dvorak deck. You and that player play a game using that deck; Whenever either of you takes a turn in this game, take a turn in the parallel game. When one of you wins the other game, the winner plays all eir Things from that game into this one, and this Thing is destroyed. (This Thing may not be destroyed by any other means) Card : Bucky	Action splitter 3x Action You may take three extra Actions this turn. Card : Bucky
It's A Kind Of Magic Thing When this comes into play, every player gets 20 Life tokens; when it leaves play, all Life tokens are destroyed. If a player runs out of Life tokens while this card is in play, they are eliminated. Any player who controls a Thing may, as an Action, choose an opponent - that opponent must either lose 3 Life tokens or destroy a Thing they control. Card : Kevan	Kill, Smash, Smash Thing Play only if each player has at least three Things in play. If a player has no Things in play at the end of their turn (not counting this card), they are eliminated from the game. Card : Kevan	Hungry, Hungry Hippo Thing When this card comes into play, put three Marble tokens into play. Action: Remove up to three tokens from the game. Card : Kevan

Photocopy Machine 2V Thing Action:Spend 2 Energy-related tokens. Make a copy of a Thing you control and put it into play. Card : Bucky	Chinese Factory 3B Thing Counts as a Machine. Action:Spend 3 Energy or Money-related tokens. Make a copy of a Thing another player controls and put it into your hand. Card : Bucky	Buried Gold 5k Action Gain 5 Gold Tokens. If you discard a yellow card from your hand when you play this, gain 15 Gold Tokens instead. Card : Bucky
Top Trumps Thing Action: Every player chooses and reveals a card from their hand, if they have one. Of the cards that have numbers on them, the highest number wins - all the other revealed cards are discarded. (If it's a tie, nothing happens.) Card : Kevan	Hope Diamond 1W Thing Hope Diamond can't be destroyed by cards who employ blunt damage as their flavor. Card : Zaratustra	Special Guest Star 2C Action Make a copy of a card from an existing non-Dvorak deck and shuffle it into the draw pile. Rephrase as needed. Card : Zaratustra
Mortar and Pestle 1S Thing Destroy a Thing you control with digit-and-letter corner values: Put in play a number of Tokens equal to the digit, with a name that starts with the letter. Card : Zaratustra	Torn Dictionary Thing Choose seven consecutive letters of the alphabet, when you play this. Cards that start with any of those letters are discarded with no effect, when played. Card : Kevan	Caiger Mall Thing If another player controls more Things than you do, destroy this card. Action: Draw three cards and discard two of them. Card : Kevan

Politeness 10Q Thing You may ask an opponent for permission before playing a card. If he or she refuses permission, that card is discarded, its effects are negated, and you draw three cards. Card : jtwe	Impending Amnesia Action Shuffle three blank cards from outside the game into the deck. Card : jtwe	Dvorak In-joke Thing Every turn put a Cheap Plastic Trophy Token into play. It counts as a token. Card : Bucky
Tokenize Action Destroy a Thing. For every word in that Thing's name, its former controller gains a token with that word as its name and type. Card : Bucky	Hex x3C Thing Play onto a Thing. Interpret all numeral-form numbers in that Thing's text as if they were in hexadecimal. Card : Bucky	That Other Card Game Thing Cards with number/letter corner values can't be played unless you destroy a number of tokens equal to the card number, with the same initial as the letter. Card : Zaratustra
Vampire 3B Thing Destroy one blood-containing Thing or five Blood Tokens you control to destroy target Thing. Card : Zaratustra	Endless Wealth ?T Thing If you control this card and a countably infinite number of tokens, you win. Card : Bucky	Hyperactive minion 5A Thing Gain an Energy token each turn. If you ever take a turn in which you do not use your Action, destroy Hyperactive Minion. Action: gain two Energy tokens. Card : Depressi

Numbers are reality Action Choose any Thing in play that has a number in its corner which is less than 11. Draw that number of cards. Card : Depressi	Alchemy Action Turn all Tokens in play into Gold tokens, unless someone chooses to discard their hand in order to keep their (and no-one else's) tokens unaltered. Card : Depressi	Branch Statement Action Reveal the top card of the deck. If it is an Action, discard it and play the card below it on the deck. If it is a Thing, cut the deck and draw a card. Card : Bucky
Interest Thing For every 10 tokens of each type that you have in play at the beginning of each of your turns, gain an additional token of that type. Card : Bucky	Button Mashing Action Draw 3 cards and play them in order. Card : Bucky	I Hate This Card Action Grab a card from someone's hand, or any Thing in play, and tear it into pieces. It is permanently removed from the game. Card : Kazz
I Win Action Discard your hand and all of your Things in play. You win. If all other players discard their hands and destroy all of their Things in play, you don't win. Card : Kazz	Flush Thing If a player discards a hand featuring five Actions or five Things, he wins. Card : Kazz	Censorship Thing Pick a creator besides Bucky. Cards with that creator cannot be played. Card : Bucky

Stop Time Action Until the end of your next turn, all Actions have no immediate effect, players do not draw cards, and things played go into a Pile outside of the play area. At the end of your next turn, all Actions performed in the meantime take effect simultaneously, then all the Things in the Pile enter play. Card : Bucky	The Obliteration of All Other Life Forms Thing Put a counter on this Goal whenever you are responsible for destroying a living non-Token Thing belonging to an Opponent. You win if you collect ten of these counters. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Token Ring Thing Action: Gain a Packet token. Action: Swap the controllers of two tokens in play. Card : jtwe
Housewarming Gift Action Return a non-token Thing in play to your hand. Card : jtwe	Pocket Mulching Action Choose a card in your hand or the discard pile and a word on that card. Remove the card from the game, and gain a token whose name is the chosen word. Card : jtwe	Red Herring derp Cannot be played. Cannot be discarded. Card : Zaratustra
The Last Card Thing If playing with this card, put it on the bottom of the deck at the start of the game. All Actions are considered to have blank titles and card texts. Card : Zaratustra	Assembly Line 9A Thing Action: Destroy any number of Tokens you own. Create a copy of a pre-existing Dvorak card with a name that could be formed by the names of the Tokens and put it in play. Card : Zaratustra	4C Printing Error Thing Play on another Thing. Swap that Thing's title with its cornervalue Card : Bucky

Entropy Thing Players cannot draw cards while this is in play. If no players have any cards in their hands, destroy this card. Card : Bucky	Speling erorr Action Change one letter in the text of a card. The new version must make sense. This change affects all copies of that card and lasts until the end of the game. Card : Bucky	Zeeky H. Bomb 8B Thing This card may be physically placed anywhere you wish when played. If this card is moved or covered by a player after it has been played, anyone may say 'Zeeky Boogy Doog!' If they do so, all Things controlled by the disturber are destroyed, as well as this card. Card : Zaratustra
Matter Synthesizer 5F Thing Thing:Put a Token with a name of your choice into play. Card : Bucky	Leela 1i Thing You know, that cyclops girl from Futurama. Action: all Opponents discard a card at random. Card : Depressi	De-antidisestablismentarianism Thing When you play this Thing, draw cards until you are the player with the most cards in their hand. No cards which are in any way linked to royalty have any effect while this card is in play. Card : Depressi
Vwls r ovrrtd Action Destroy all Things in play that have a vowel either at the start of their card name or in their corner. Card : Depressi	Wrath of Bucky Action Destroy a Thing. Nothing can prevent this card from being played, or its target from being destroyed; this overrules all other cards. Card : Kevan	Fog Bank Thing Actions may not target Things. At the end of each of your turns, discard a card or destroy Fog Bank. Card : Kevan

Monkey Butler Thing At the end of each of your turns, draw a card and play it. If it requires any decisions to be made, make them randomly. Card : Kevan

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