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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Large Rock hour_of_randomness defender_thing Defender Thing 1 um. It's a rock. And it's big. eskimoboy Ant-Sized Harpoon hour_of_randomness action Action Deal 1 damage to a Defender thing or unprotected player. eskimoboy only i can see the moon's master plan hour_of_randomness thing Thing You may play the top card of the deck as though it was in your hand. Action: look at the top card of the deck. eskimoboy Nuclear Apocalypse hour_of_randomness action Action Deal 3 damage to a Defender thing or unprotected player. it could be wor- DONT SAY IT! eskimoboy Large Rock hour_of_randomness defender_thing Defender Thing 1 um. It's a rock. And it's big. eskimoboy Ant-Sized Harpoon hour_of_randomness action Action Deal 1 damage to a Defender Thing or unprotected player How do I hold it? Like an ant! ...What? eskimoboy only i can see the moon's master plan hour_of_randomness thing Thing You may play the top card of the deck as though it was in your hand. Action: look at the top card of the deck. eskimoboy Nuclear Apocalypse hour_of_randomness action Action Deal 5 damage to a Defender thing or unprotected player. it could be wor- DONT SAY IT! eskimoboy Strength in Numbers hour_of_randomness action Action Draw a card for each person that you are. we don't have multiple personalities. *twitch* eskimoboy The Pie Is Not All Mine hour_of_randomness action Action Draw four cards. Give one to an opponent, and keep the rest. eskimoboy Wall of Paper hour_of_randomness defender_thing Defender Thing 6 Action+Thing: destroy Wall of Paper. Any player may use this ability. So I said to myself, self, it looks like that thing could survive a Nuclear Apocalypse. Then I looked closer. eskimoboy Electric Barbed Wire Pit Trap With Poison Spikes hour_of_randomness defender_thing Defender Thing 2 Whenever this card takes any amount of damage, you may have this card deal 1 damage to a Defender thing or unprotected player. EBWPTWPS has a nice ring to it. eskimoboy Cannon hour_of_randomness defender_thing Defender Thing 1 Action: deal 1 damage to a Defender thing or unprotected player. A pirate's card for me. eskimoboy Piece of Glass hour_of_randomness defender_thing Defender Thing 1 eskimoboy Behold The God Who Is Not hour_of_randomness action Action Deal 1 damage to all Defender Things and unprotected players. If he's a "god" who isn't, then why do we fear his wra- *struck by falling objects* eskimoboy Corpse Recycler hour_of_randomness action Action Take a Defender Thing with HP 3 or less out of the discard pile and into play under your control. We recycle! eskimoboy The Watchtower Is Watching hour_of_randomness thing Thing When anyone (even you! D:) plays a Defender Thing, flip a coin. On heads, the Defender Thing takes 1 damage. eskimoboy Meme hour_of_randomness defender_thing Defender Thing 1 While Meme is in play, all Defender Things are counted as having 1 HP. imma firin' mah NINE THOUSAANND! eskimoboy Asylum hour_of_randomness defender_thing Defender Thing 1 Play on a Thing or Defender Thing. Treat that Thing's text as blank. eskimoboy Mystery Bob's Mystery Lair hour_of_randomness thing Thing Action: regenerate 1 point of health on a Defender Thing you control, up to its original maximum. That Defender Thing cannot protect you this turn. ...of mystery. eskimoboy Water Is Splashy hour_of_randomness action Action Choose one: Deal 2 damage to a Defender Thing or unprotected player. OR Deal 1 damage to two separate Defender Things or unprotected players. eskimoboy Suddenly Mercenaries hour_of_randomness action Action Note the number of Things each player controls. Shuffle all Things in play together, and return a number of Things to each player equal to the number of Things that they started with. ...sounds better that Quickly Traitors. eskimoboy Unreliable Bodyguard hour_of_randomness defender_thing Defender Thing 2 Whenever Unreliable Bodyguard would be dealt damage, flip a coin. On heads, you take 1 damage and Unreliable Bodyguard remains unharmed. On tails, Unreliable Bodyguard takes damage as normal. For the last time, BAGELS ARE NO REASON TO ABANDON THE PRESIDENT! eskimoboy Pack of Zombies hour_of_randomness defender_thing Defender Thing X This card comes into play with 3 zombie tokens on it. This card's HP is the number of zombie tokens on it. Action: move a zombie token onto a Thing. You control Things with zombie tokens on them. When this card leaves play, destroy all zombie tokens and return all taken Things to their owners. eskimoboy Shoot It hour_of_randomness action Action Deal 2 damage to a Defender Thing or unprotected player. eskimoboy 5-Foot Thick Depleted Uranium Walls hour_of_randomness defender_thing Defender Thing 3 Well, it looks very sturdy, but how do you breathe in there? Are there air holes or something? Wouldn't that defeat the purpose if you had to keep opening the door to get air? And what do you do about the radiation? Shut up. eskimoboy We Need More Bombs hour_of_randomness action Action Do 1 damage to a Defender Thing or unprotected player, then flip a coin. On heads, do 1 more damage to a Defender thing or unprotected player. Repeat this process until tails comes up. eskimoboy The Carpet Has Betrayed Us hour_of_randomness action Action Do 1 damage to a Defender Thing or unprotected player. eskimoboy Low Self Esteem hour_of_randomness action Action Reduce the HP of target Defender Thing to 1. It won't kill 'em, but it helps. eskimoboy Invis-o-Bill hour_of_randomness action Action Deal 1 damage to a player, even if they control a Defender Thing. eskimoboy Super Sniper Rifle hour_of_randomness action Action Deal 1 damage to a player, even if they control a Defender Thing. It shoots super bullets at super long range with super accuracy for super effectiveness against infantry, unless the rifle is fulfilling a super anti-materiel role, in which case it disables the target with super efficiency. eskimoboy Untrained Defensive Troops hour_of_randomness defender_thing Defender Thing 2 If Untrained Defensive Troops is dealt damage but not destroyed, return it to your hand. They're shootin' at us! RUN! eskimoboy Swiss Bank hour_of_randomness defender_thing Defender Thing 4 You may place one card face down under Swiss Bank. Action+Discard a card: Put the face down card under Swiss Bank into play under your control. If Swiss Bank is destroyed, the opponent may put the face down card under it into their hand. eskimoboy ...With Necromancy Action! hour_of_randomness action Action Return a Thing from the discard pile to play under your control. If it is a Defender Thing, it has 1 HP eskimoboy The Only Duplicates hour_of_randomness defender_thing Defender Thing 1 If this card is in play when The Only Duplicates comes into play, put a health counter on each one. I'm feeling uncreative. eskimoboy The Only Duplicates hour_of_randomness defender_thing Defender Thing 1 If this card is in play when The Only Duplicates comes into play, put a health counter on each one. I'm feeling uncreative. eskimoboy Nobody Has To Die Today hour_of_randomness action Action If no one controls any Defender Things, you win the game. eskimoboy The Antithesis To Coherent Thought hour_of_randomness defender_thing Defender Thing 1 If The Antithesis To Coherent Thought is destroyed, you must discard a card at random, take 1 damage, and destroy a Thing you control. Action: put an insane counter on this card. if there are 3 insane counters on this card, you win. So insane it just might work. eskimoboy Really Great Medic hour_of_randomness action Action Your HP becomes 3. Play only if you have 1 HP or control no Defender Things. Next time, you might not be so lucky. (well, for sure you won't, because there's only one Really Great Medic and no way to retrieve Action cards. So you won't be so lucky next time.) eskimoboy Slow-Acting Poison hour_of_randomness thing Thing Play Slow-Acting Poison onto a Defender Thing. At the end of each of that Defender Thing's controller's turns, the Defender Thing takes 1 damage. The slow but sure version of Fast-Acting Poison. eskimoboy Fast-Acting Poison hour_of_randomness thing Thing Play Fast-Acting Poison onto a Defender Thing. At the end of the Defender Thing's controller's turn, the Defender Thing takes 3 damage and Fast-Acting poison is destroyed. The fast version of Slow-Acting Poison. eskimoboy A Messy Death hour_of_randomness action Action Destroy a Thing, but not a Defender Thing. ew. eskimoboy Hand Grenade Tennis hour_of_randomness action Action Deal 1 damage to a player, even if they control a Defender Thing. The target may discard a card to take control of Hand Grenade Tennis and choose a new target to take damage. (Who also gets a chance to discard a card, continuing the sequence.) eskimoboy Minefield hour_of_randomness action Action Deal 3 damage to a Defender Thing. eskimoboy Underestimate The Opposition hour_of_randomness action Action Play only if you have less Things in play than your opponent(s). Target player destroys a Defender Thing they control or takes 1 damage. Oh. So there are ten THOUSAND of them. eskimoboy look how existing i am hour_of_randomness action Action Regain any health lost in the previous turn. you sure are. eskimoboy