John Egbert |
[[File:breath.png |
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John Egbert is the first of the four kids, and the Heir of Breath. He's also known as Poppop in the post-scratch session.
remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER. |
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Card : Giovan |
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Rose Lalonde |
[[File:light.png |
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Rose Lalonde is the second of the four kids, and the Seer of Light. She's also known as Roxy's Mom in the post-scratch session.
Consider this your first lesson in showmanship. |
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Card : Giovan |
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Dave Strider |
[[File:time.png |
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Dave Strider is the third of the four kids, and the Knight of Time. He's also known as Dirk's Bro in the post-scratch session.
its just regular old time travel |
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Card : Giovan |
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Jade Harley |
[[File:space.png |
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Jade Harley is the last of the four kids, and the Witch of Space. She's known as Grandma in the post-scratch session.
there is still something worth fighting for! |
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Card : Giovan |
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Jane Crocker |
[[File:life.png |
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Jane Crocker is the Maid of Life in the post-scratch session. She's Nanna in the pre-scratch session.
I began to wonder why I ever had the audacity to think I know much of anything about the world we live in or the journey we're about to take. |
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Card : Giovan |
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Roxy Lalonde |
[[File:void.png |
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Roxy Lalonde is the Rogue of Void in the post-scratch session. She's also known as Mom in the pre-scratch session.
if you want to go ahead and be a chump jane its ur call im just saying |
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Card : Giovan |
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Dirk Strider |
[[File:heart.png |
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Dirk is the Prince of Heart in the post-scratch session. He's also known as Bro in the pre-scratch session.
If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here. |
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Card : Giovan |
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Jake English |
[[File:hope.png |
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Jake is the Page of Hope in the post-scratch session. He's also known as Grandpa in the pre-scratch session.
Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere. I have an adventure to get on with! |
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Card : Giovan |
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Aradia Megido |
[[File:time.png |
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character |
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Aradia Megido, also known by her Trollian handle, apocalypseArisen, is one of the Trolls. She was on the Blue Team. She is the Maid of Time in Sgrub.
we have t0 be prepared t0 die a th0usand deaths bef0re 0ur quest is c0mplete |
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Card : Giovan |
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Tavros Nitram |
[[File:breath.png |
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Tavros Nitram, also known by his Trollian handle adiosToreador, is one of the Trolls. "Tavros" is Greek for "bull". He is the Page of Breath in Sgrub.
wOW, i'M SURE THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO SAY THAT, |
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Card : Giovan |
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Sollux Captor |
[[File:doom.png |
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Sollux Captor, also known by his Trollian handle, twinArmageddons, is one of the Trolls. He is the Mage of Doom in Sgrub.
you arent iin any po2iitiion two que2tiion my competence. |
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Card : Giovan |
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Karkat Vantas |
[[File:blood.png |
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Karkat Vantas, also known by his Trollian handle carcinoGeneticist, is one of the Trolls and is the Knight of Blood in Sgrub.
MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. |
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Card : Giovan |
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Nepeta Leijon |
[[File:heart.png |
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Nepeta Leijon, also known by her Trollian handle, arsenicCatnip, is one of the Trolls. She is the Rouge of Heart in Sgrub.
:33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill* |
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Card : Giovan |
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Kanaya Maryam |
[[File:space.png |
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Kanaya Maryam, also known by her Trollian handle grimAuxiliatrix, is the Sylph of Space in Sgrub.
Your Idle Moments Seem To Invite Interruption The Least |
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Card : Giovan |
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Terezi Pyrope |
[[File:mind.png |
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Terezi Pyrope, also known by her Trollian handle, gallowsCalibrator, is the Seer of Mind in Sgrub.
NO 1 C4NT S33 YOU |
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Card : Giovan |
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Vriska Serket |
[[File:light.png |
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Vriska Serket, also known by her Trollian handle arachnidsGrip, is the Thief of Light in Sgrub.
PCHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! |
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Card : Giovan |
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Equius Zahhak |
[[File:void.png |
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Equius Zahhak is the Heir of Void in Sgrub.
D --> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses |
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Card : Giovan |
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Gamzee Makara |
[[File:rage.png |
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Gamzee Makara, also known by his Trollian handle terminallyCapricious, is a clown-themed troll who has a very thin line of sanity. He's the Bard of Rage in Sgrub.
A DoUbLe mEtApHoR AlL ThE WaY |
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Card : Giovan |
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Eridan Ampora |
[[File:hope.png |
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Eridan Ampora, also known by his Trollian handle caligulasAquarium, is one of the Sea Dwelling Trolls. He's the Prince of Hope in Sgrub.
all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES |
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Card : Giovan |
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Feferi Peixes |
[[File:life.png |
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Feferi Peixes, also known as cuttlefishCuller, is a sea-dwelling troll and the heir to the throne in alternian scociety. Her title is the Witch of Life.
Glub glub glub glub glub glub glub! I AM -EXCIT-ED! |
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Card : Giovan |
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Lil' Cal is a puppet that belongs to Dirk, and is pretty much the best puppet ever. Can be used as a 8[[File:heart.png
HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO |
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Card : Giovan |
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The God Cat (aka GCat) is the very troublesome First Guardian of Earth in the post-scratch session.
SWEET CATCH |
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Card : Giovan |
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Doc Scratch |
[[File:le.gif |
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character |
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Doc Scratch is the mysterious, powerful first guardian of Alternia.
I am an excellent host. |
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Card : Giovan |
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Becquerel is the pet and Guardian of Jade Harley and First Guardian of Earth.
Good dog. Best friend. |
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Card : Giovan |
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L[[File:le.gif |
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The invincible demon, the destroyer of all universes, and leader of The Felt.
Cannot die.
How can you expect to outrun me when I am already here? |
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Card : Lord English |
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Itchy has the ability to slow down time relative to himself, allowing him to act with blinding speed. You can do one more action each turn |
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Card : Giovan |
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Doze has the ability to slow down time, but only for himself, which may also be related to his name. ??? |
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Card : Giovan |
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Named for "tres", the Spanish word for three, as well as his ability to retrace people's Past Trails. Action: Draw a card and immediately use it.
Trace is skilled at infiltration. |
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Card : Giovan |
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Clover is most likely named for the four-leaf variety of that plant and his Leprechaun-like personality and stature. Action: Retry a coin flip one time
Clover is extremely superstitious |
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Card : Giovan |
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Named after a slang term for US five-dollar bills, although the name also recalls his strangely shaped head. Ability: Know what happened in the past
Fin leaves evidence of his past whereabouts and actions |
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Card : Giovan |
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Die carries a voodoo doll, and a number of pins, corresponding to both The Felt and the Midnight Crew. Action: Do 10 damage to a character
Named for the number of sides on a standard cubic die, and 'die' as in death. |
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Card : Giovan |
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Crowbar (7) |
[[File:le.gif |
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Named after the shape of a crowbar. The word Crowbar also has seven letters. Action: Keep a felt member from using their action again in the game
Unofficially running the show when Snowman isn't around. |
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Card : Giovan |
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Sn[[File:8ball.png |
[[File:le.gif |
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Snowman is a member of The Felt, a rival gang of the Midnight Crew. When killed, destroy everything.
What are you waiting for? Draw, Spades. |
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Card : Giovan |
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The tailor. He keeps the fabric of spacetime from ripping. Ability: Immunity from felt effects for all team members
All good gangs need a doctor, but if you're going to time travel, you better have a good tailor, too. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Sawbuck (10) |
[[File:le.gif |
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Whenever Sawbuck is wounded he and his attacker are sent to a random point in the current timeline. Ability: When attacked, both Sawbuck and the attacker can only hurt each other until one dies.
Named after the slang for a ten dollar bill. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Matchsticks (11) |
[[File:le.gif |
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Named for the shape of the number 11, and for a source of fire, which he uses and fights against. The word "matchsticks" also has eleven letters.
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Eggs is a dangerous moron. He can use his eggtimer to travel back in time by increments up to one hour.
Eggs may branch off into a new timeline each time he goes back, as opposed to staying within the same timeline. |
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Biscuits (13) |
[[File:le.gif |
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Biscuits is another dangerous moron. Named after a Baker's dozen. Ability: Can travel forward in time at the speed of one second per second.
His oven is completely useless. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Quarters (14) |
[[File:le.gif |
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Named for "quatorze", the French word for fourteen. Also a reference to the American 25-cent coin, and the writing of one quarter as 1/4. Action: Flip a coin. If heads, die. If tails, look through the deck and play the first Felt member.
Quarters is the Felt's main muscleman. |
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Named for "quinze," the French word for fifteen. Cans is an enormous man whom even Spades regards as a challenge to kill Action: Punch a character into next week. They cannot be used for two turns.
OH YEAH! |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Sweet Bro |
-[[File:mess.png |
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Hella Jeff |
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The Big Man |
-[[File:mess.png |
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[[File:hasstherock.png
Sometimes mistakingly named "Hass the rock" for unknown reasons. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Shenanigans |
[[File:mspa.gif |
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Action |
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Draw another two cards. If anyone asks you why, shenanigans. Shenanigans is why.
TG: you cant overthink it TG: just roll with it and see what happens TG: and above all try not to do anything retarded |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Passion for justice |
[[File:mind.png |
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Action |
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+1 point for every mind attack. Keep this card in play, as a thing.
You take an interest in justice, holding particular fascination for ORCHESTRATING THE DEMISE OF THE WICKED |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Time on my side |
[[File:time.png |
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Action |
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Look at any opponent's hand of cards.
GG: fastest hours... |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Murder Mode |
[[File:rage.png |
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Action |
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+3 to all RAGE attacks. After 4 turns, destroy this card and the Hero of Rage it was used with.
BlAsPhEmY |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Rarity Boost |
[[File:mspa.gif |
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Action |
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Get +6 of whatever grist you have the least of. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Strategic Boost |
[[File:mspa.gif |
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Action |
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Get +4 of whatever kind of grist you have the most characters for. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Incredible Boost |
[[File:mspa.gif |
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Action |
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x2 whatever kind of grist you have the least of.
mIrAcLeS |
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Unheroic Revival |
[[File:mspa.gif |
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Action |
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If you're losing, play this card to keep a character from dying |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Public Humiliation |
[[File:light.png |
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Action |
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All other players must show two of the cards in their deck to all players
8^y |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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The Windy Thing |
[[File:breath.png |
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Fraymotif |
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The windy thing is John's first Fraymotif, and lets him use wind to damage his enemies.
Cost: 6[[File:breath.png
JOHN, DO THE WINDY THING. |
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Doppleganger Duplication |
[[File:time.png |
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Fraymotif |
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Cost: 10[[File:time.png
TG: shenanigans |
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Cost: 5[[File:life.png
Healing is always useful. |
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Jokerkind Spectibus |
[[File:rage.png |
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Fraymotif |
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Cost: 2[[File:rage.png
honk HONK :o) |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Unreal Air |
[[File:life.png |
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Fraymotif |
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Cost: -5[[File:mess.png
'but it turns out to be CRAZY what kind of dunks this guy has im telling you....air like that is UNREAL it doens't even HAPPEN most of the time' |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Pogo Hammer |
2[[File:breath.png |
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Unknown |
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[[File:pogohammer.png
You get a vicious rhythmic bouncing combo going |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Telescopic Sassacrusher |
4[[File:breath.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:sassacrusher.gif
This thing could probably pound an ogre into crudeburger. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Fear No Anvil |
6[[File:breath.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:FearNoAnvil.png
"TG: really powerful hammer" |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Warhammer of Zillyhoo |
6[[File:breath.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:Zillyhoo.png
You weep in each other's arms at its beauty. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo |
8[[File:breath.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:Vrillyhoo.png
It rolls a one. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Jr. Battermaster Stirring Solution |
3[[File:life.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:JrStir.png
The switch would cause the item to change into its alternate form. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Jr. Battermaster Poking Solution |
3[[File:life.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:JrPoke.png
The switch would cause the item to change into its alternate form. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Deuce Clubs |
3[[File:rage.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:deuce.png
He has many of these clubs, and he attacks by juggling them one after another into the enemy's face. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Flourite Octet |
D8[[File:light.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:Flourite.png
There are a total of 16,777,216 possible rolled values. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Daggerlance |
1[[File:breath.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:Daggerlance.png
You wield an inexpensive daggerlance, which is the closest thing to a jousting lance you can wield |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Fiduspear |
3[[File:breath.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:Plushlance.png
Squeak |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Cigarette Holder |
4[[File:breath.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:SnowmanLance.png
A black and white lance Tavros stores in a chest in the Ectobiology Lab. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Terezi's Cane |
2[[File:mind.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:cane.png
Terezi has probably used this ever since she was blinded by Vriska. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Spearcane |
4[[File:mind.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:Spearcane.png
The top is now candy-apple red, Terezi's favorite color. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Dragoncane |
6[[File:mind.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:Dragoncane.png
Terezi's Ancestor Redglare owned a similar looking staff. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Needlewands |
2[[File:light.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:Wands.png
Rose has not used these in battle since their creation, as she made the considerably more powerful Thorns of Oglogoth |
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Thorns of Oglogoth |
6[[File:light.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:Thorns.png
It was speculated that the Thorns have a negative effect on Rose psychologically, seemingly changing her behaviour. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Quills of Echidna |
8[[File:light.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:Quills.png
It may be related to Jade's denizen, much like Fear No Anvil is related to Dave's denizen. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Homes Smell Ya Later |
2[[File:blood.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:HSYL.png
A line in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme is actually "Yo homes, smell ya' later!" |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Regisickle |
5[[File:blood.png |
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thing, weapon |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Clawsickle |
6[[File:blood.png |
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thing, weapon |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Caledscratch |
6[[File:time.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:Caledscratch.png
This very powerful sword seems to bear some relation to Dave's Timetables |
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Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete |
4[[File:time.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:Snoop.png
The blizzizzle nozzle is to be turned up when foes drop it like it's hot, to make them chizzlax fo' rizzle. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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SORD..... |
-8[[File:mess.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:sord.png
[[File:comeon.gif |
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[[File:regisword.png
Jack Noir has a policy of handing out a Regisword and a hit list to anyone who enters his office |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Hunting Rifle |
2[[File:space.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:HuntingRifle.png
This hunting rifle is used by Jade in Strife with her dead Grandpa and her dog, Bec. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Blunderbuss |
6[[File:space.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:Blunderbuss.png
This gun tends to be dramatically revealed before being shot. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Girl's Best Friend |
4[[File:space.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:girlsbestfriend.png
Everything about this gun is a refrence to Diamonds Droog. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Green Sun Streetsweeper |
4[[File:space.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:GreenSunStreetsweeper.png
It seems to fire miniature Green Suns. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Ahab's Crosshairs |
12[[File:space.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:ahabscrosshairs.png
"About the most powerful weapon the kind abstratus will allow", and possibly ultimate or penultimate rifle. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Twin M9 Berettas |
3[[File:hope.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:TwinM9s.png Jake's weapons of choice, part of an arsenal inherited from his Grandma.
They can be equipped in his Tomb Raider Sexy Thighstrap Double Holster. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Flintlock Pistols |
7[[File:space.png |
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thing, weapon |
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[[File:Flintlock.png
This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Ψdon's Entente |
5[[File:life.png |
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Thing, weapon |
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[[File:Trident.png
Pronounced PSI-dun's ahn-TAHNT. It's a pun. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Brainfork |
7[[File:life.png |
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Thing, weapon |
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[[File:Braintrident.png
The name may reference in Sam and Fuzzy. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Lipstick |
4[[File:space.png |
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Thing, weapon |
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[[File:Lipstick.jpg
While a troll's lips are naturally black, they can always be blacker. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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Demonbane Ragripper |
6[[File:space.png |
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Thing, weapon |
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[[File:Ragripper.png
While it is theorized that the Matriorb was one of the objects used to alchemize this lipstick, this is not the case. |
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www.dvorakgame.co.uk |
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