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John Egbert [[File:breath.png character John Egbert is the first of the four kids, and the Heir of Breath. He's also known as Poppop in the post-scratch session. remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER. Card : Giovan	Rose Lalonde [[File:light.png character Rose Lalonde is the second of the four kids, and the Seer of Light. She's also known as Roxy's Mom in the post-scratch session. Consider this your first lesson in showmanship. Card : Giovan	Dave Strider [[File:time.png character Dave Strider is the third of the four kids, and the Knight of Time. He's also known as Dirk's Bro in the post-scratch session. its just regular old time travel Card : Giovan
Jade Harley [[File:space.png character Jade Harley is the last of the four kids, and the Witch of Space. She's known as Grandma in the post-scratch session. there is still something worth fighting for! Card : Giovan	Jane Crocker [[File:life.png character Jane Crocker is the Maid of Life in the post-scratch session. She's Nanna in the pre-scratch session. I began to wonder why I ever had the audacity to think I know much of anything about the world we live in or the journey we're about to take. Card : Giovan	Roxy Lalonde [[File:void.png character Roxy Lalonde is the Rogue of Void in the post-scratch session. She's also known as Mom in the pre-scratch session. if you want to go ahead and be a chump jane its ur call im just saying Card : Giovan
Dirk Strider [[File:heart.png character Dirk is the Prince of Heart in the post-scratch session. He's also known as Bro in the pre-scratch session. If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here. Card : Giovan	Jake English [[File:hope.png character Jake is the Page of Hope in the post-scratch session. He's also known as Grandpa in the pre-scratch session. Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere. I have an adventure to get on with! Card : Giovan	Aradia Megido [[File:time.png character Aradia Megido, also known by her Trollian handle, apocalypseArisen, is one of the Trolls. She was on the Blue Team. She is the Maid of Time in Sgrub. we have t0 be prepared t0 die a th0usand deaths bef0re 0ur quest is c0mplete Card : Giovan

Tavros Nitram [[File:breath.png character Tavros Nitram, also known by his Trollian handle adiosToreador, is one of the Trolls. "Tavros" is Greek for "bull". He is the Page of Breath in Sgrub. wOW, i'M SURE THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO SAY THAT, Card : Giovan	Sollux Captor [[File:doom.png character Sollux Captor, also known by his Trollian handle, twinArmageddons, is one of the Trolls. He is the Mage of Doom in Sgrub. you arent iin any po2iitiion two que2tiion my competence. Card : Giovan	Karkat Vantas [[File:blood.png character Karkat Vantas, also known by his Trollian handle carcinoGeneticist, is one of the Trolls and is the Knight of Blood in Sgrub. MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. Card : Giovan
Nepeta Leijon [[File:heart.png character Nepeta Leijon, also known by her Trollian handle, arsenicCatnip, is one of the Trolls. She is the Rouge of Heart in Sgrub. :33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill* Card : Giovan	Kanaya Maryam [[File:space.png character Kanaya Maryam, also known by her Trollian handle grimAuxiliatrix, is the Sylph of Space in Sgrub. Your Idle Moments Seem To Invite Interruption The Least Card : Giovan	Terezi Pyrope [[File:mind.png character Terezi Pyrope, also known by her Trollian handle, gallowsCalibrator, is the Seer of Mind in Sgrub. NO 1 C4NT S33 YOU Card : Giovan
Vriska Serket [[File:light.png character Vriska Serket, also known by her Trollian handle arachnidsGrip, is the Thief of Light in Sgrub. PCHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Card : Giovan	Equius Zahhak [[File:void.png character Equius Zahhak is the Heir of Void in Sgrub. D --> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses Card : Giovan	Gamzee Makara [[File:rage.png character Gamzee Makara, also known by his Trollian handle terminallyCapricious, is a clown-themed troll who has a very thin line of sanity. He's the Bard of Rage in Sgrub. A DoUbLe mEtApHoR AlL ThE WaY Card : Giovan

Eridan Ampora [[File:hope.png character Eridan Ampora, also known by his Trollian handle caligulasAquarium, is one of the Sea Dwelling Trolls. He's the Prince of Hope in Sgrub. all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES Card : Giovan	Feferi Peixes [[File:life.png character Feferi Peixes, also known as cuttlefishCuller, is a sea-dwelling troll and the heir to the throne in alternian scociety. Her title is the Witch of Life. Glub glub glub glub glub glub glub! I AM -EXCIT-ED! Card : Giovan	Lil' Cal [[File:cal.gif character Lil' Cal is a puppet that belongs to Dirk, and is pretty much the best puppet ever. Can be used as a 8[[File:heart.png HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO Card : Giovan
G-Cat [[File:bec.png character The God Cat (aka GCat) is the very troublesome First Guardian of Earth in the post-scratch session. SWEET CATCH Card : Giovan	Doc Scratch [[File:le.gif character Doc Scratch is the mysterious, powerful first guardian of Alternia. I am an excellent host. Card : Giovan	Becquerel [[File:bec.png character Becquerel is the pet and Guardian of Jade Harley and First Guardian of Earth. Good dog. Best friend. Card : Giovan
L[[File:le.gif [[File:le.gif Character The invincible demon, the destroyer of all universes, and leader of The Felt. Cannot die. How can you expect to outrun me when I am already here? Card : Lord English	Itchy (1) [[File:le.gif character Itchy has the ability to slow down time relative to himself, allowing him to act with blinding speed. You can do one more action each turn Card : Giovan	Doze (2) [[File:le.gif character Doze has the ability to slow down time, but only for himself, which may also be related to his name. ??? Card : Giovan

Trace (3) [[File:le.gif character Named for "tres", the Spanish word for three, as well as his ability to retrace people's Past Trails. Action: Draw a card and immediately use it. Trace is skilled at infiltration. Card : Giovan	Clover (4) [[File:le.gif character Clover is most likely named for the four-leaf variety of that plant and his Leprechaun-like personality and stature. Action: Retry a coin flip one time Clover is extremely superstitious Card : Giovan	Fin (5) [[File:le.gif character Named after a slang term for US five-dollar bills, although the name also recalls his strangely shaped head. Ability: Know what happened in the past Fin leaves evidence of his past whereabouts and actions Card : Giovan
Die (6) [[File:le.gif character Die carries a voodoo doll, and a number of pins, corresponding to both The Felt and the Midnight Crew. Action: Do 10 damage to a character Named for the number of sides on a standard cubic die, and 'die' as in death. Card : Giovan	Crowbar (7) [[File:le.gif character Named after the shape of a crowbar. The word Crowbar also has seven letters. Action: Keep a felt member from using their action again in the game Unofficially running the show when Snowman isn't around. Card : Giovan	Sn[[File:8ball.png [[File:le.gif character Snowman is a member of The Felt, a rival gang of the Midnight Crew. When killed, destroy everything. What are you waiting for? Draw, Spades. Card : Giovan
Stitch (9) [[File:le.gif character The tailor. He keeps the fabric of spacetime from ripping. Ability: Immunity from felt effects for all team members All good gangs need a doctor, but if you're going to time travel, you better have a good tailor, too. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Sawbuck (10) [[File:le.gif character Whenever Sawbuck is wounded he and his attacker are sent to a random point in the current timeline. Ability: When attacked, both Sawbuck and the attacker can only hurt each other until one dies. Named after the slang for a ten dollar bill. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Matchsticks (11) [[File:le.gif character Named for the shape of the number 11, and for a source of fire, which he uses and fights against. The word "matchsticks" also has eleven letters. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Eggs (12) [[File:le.gif character Eggs is a dangerous moron. He can use his eggtimer to travel back in time by increments up to one hour. Eggs may branch off into a new timeline each time he goes back, as opposed to staying within the same timeline. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Biscuits (13) [[File:le.gif character Biscuits is another dangerous moron. Named after a Baker's dozen. Ability: Can travel forward in time at the speed of one second per second. His oven is completely useless. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Quarters (14) [[File:le.gif character Named for "quatorze", the French word for fourteen. Also a reference to the American 25-cent coin, and the writing of one quarter as 1/4. Action: Flip a coin. If heads, die. If tails, look through the deck and play the first Felt member. Quarters is the Felt's main muscleman. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Cans (15) [[File:le.gif character Named for "quinze," the French word for fifteen. Cans is an enormous man whom even Spades regards as a challenge to kill Action: Punch a character into next week. They cannot be used for two turns. OH YEAH! www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Sweet Bro -[[File:mess.png character [[File:SweetBro.png www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Hella Jeff -[[File:mess.png character [[File:Hellajeff.png www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Geromy -[[File:mess.png character [[File:Geromy.png www.dvorakgame.co.uk	The Big Man -[[File:mess.png character [[File:hasstherock.png Sometimes mistakingly named "Hass the rock" for unknown reasons. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Shenanigans [[File:mspa.gif Action Draw another two cards. If anyone asks you why, shenanigans. Shenanigans is why. TG: you cant overthink it TG: just roll with it and see what happens TG: and above all try not to do anything retarded www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Passion for justice [[File:mind.png Action +1 point for every mind attack. Keep this card in play, as a thing. You take an interest in justice, holding particular fascination for ORCHESTRATING THE DEMISE OF THE WICKED www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Time on my side [[File:time.png Action Look at any opponent's hand of cards. GG: fastest hours... www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Murder Mode [[File:rage.png Action +3 to all RAGE attacks. After 4 turns, destroy this card and the Hero of Rage it was used with. BlAsPhEmY www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Rarity Boost [[File:mspa.gif Action Get +6 of whatever grist you have the least of. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Strategic Boost [[File:mspa.gif Action Get +4 of whatever kind of grist you have the most characters for. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Incredible Boost [[File:mspa.gif Action x2 whatever kind of grist you have the least of. mIrAcLeS www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Unheroic Revival [[File:mspa.gif Action If you're losing, play this card to keep a character from dying www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Public Humiliation [[File:light.png Action All other players must show two of the cards in their deck to all players 8^y www.dvorakgame.co.uk	The Windy Thing [[File:breath.png Fraymotif The windy thing is John's first Fraymotif, and lets him use wind to damage his enemies. Cost: 6[[File:breath.png JOHN, DO THE WINDY THING. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Doppleganger Duplication [[File:time.png Fraymotif Cost: 10[[File:time.png TG: shenanigans www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Cure [[File:life.png Fraymotif Cost: 5[[File:life.png Healing is always useful. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Jokerkind Spectibus [[File:rage.png Fraymotif Cost: 2[[File:rage.png honk HONK :o) www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Unreal Air [[File:life.png Fraymotif Cost: -5[[File:mess.png 'but it turns out to be CRAZY what kind of dunks this guy has im telling you....air like that is UNREAL it doens't even HAPPEN most of the time' www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Pogo Hammer 2[[File:breath.png Unknown [[File:pogohammer.png You get a vicious rhythmic bouncing combo going www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Telescopic Sassacrusher 4[[File:breath.png thing, weapon [[File:sassacrusher.gif This thing could probably pound an ogre into crudeburger. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Fear No Anvil 6[[File:breath.png thing, weapon [[File:FearNoAnvil.png "TG: really powerful hammer" www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Warhammer of Zillyhoo 6[[File:breath.png thing, weapon [[File:Zillyhoo.png You weep in each other's arms at its beauty. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo 8[[File:breath.png thing, weapon [[File:Vrillyhoo.png It rolls a one. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Jr. Battermaster Stirring Solution 3[[File:life.png thing, weapon [[File:JrStir.png The switch would cause the item to change into its alternate form. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Jr. Battermaster Poking Solution 3[[File:life.png thing, weapon [[File:JrPoke.png The switch would cause the item to change into its alternate form. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Deuce Clubs 3[[File:rage.png thing, weapon [[File:deuce.png He has many of these clubs, and he attacks by juggling them one after another into the enemy's face. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Flourite Octet D8[[File:light.png thing, weapon [[File:Flourite.png There are a total of 16,777,216 possible rolled values. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Daggerlance 1[[File:breath.png thing, weapon [[File:Daggerlance.png You wield an inexpensive daggerlance, which is the closest thing to a jousting lance you can wield www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Fiduspear 3[[File:breath.png thing, weapon [[File:Plushlance.png Squeak www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Cigarette Holder 4[[File:breath.png thing, weapon [[File:SnowmanLance.png A black and white lance Tavros stores in a chest in the Ectobiology Lab. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Terezi's Cane 2[[File:mind.png thing, weapon [[File:cane.png Terezi has probably used this ever since she was blinded by Vriska. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Spearcane 4[[File:mind.png thing, weapon [[File:Spearcane.png The top is now candy-apple red, Terezi's favorite color. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Dragoncane 6[[File:mind.png thing, weapon [[File:Dragoncane.png Terezi's Ancestor Redglare owned a similar looking staff. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Needlewands 2[[File:light.png thing, weapon [[File:Wands.png Rose has not used these in battle since their creation, as she made the considerably more powerful Thorns of Oglogoth www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Thorns of Oglogoth 6[[File:light.png thing, weapon [[File:Thorns.png It was speculated that the Thorns have a negative effect on Rose psychologically, seemingly changing her behaviour. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Quills of Echidna 8[[File:light.png thing, weapon [[File:Quills.png It may be related to Jade's denizen, much like Fear No Anvil is related to Dave's denizen. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Homes Smell Ya Later 2[[File:blood.png thing, weapon [[File:HSYL.png A line in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme is actually "Yo homes, smell ya' later!" www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Regisickle 5[[File:blood.png thing, weapon [[File:Regisickle.png www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Clawsickle 6[[File:blood.png thing, weapon [[File:Clawsickle.png www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Caledscratch 6[[File:time.png thing, weapon [[File:Caledscratch.png This very powerful sword seems to bear some relation to Dave's Timetables www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete 4[[File:time.png thing, weapon [[File:Snoop.png The blizzizzle nozzle is to be turned up when foes drop it like it's hot, to make them chizzlax fo' rizzle. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

SORD..... -8[[File:mess.png thing, weapon [[File:sord.png [[File:comeon.gif www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Regisword 7[[File:le.gif thing, weapon [[File:regisword.png Jack Noir has a policy of handing out a Regisword and a hit list to anyone who enters his office www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Hunting Rifle 2[[File:space.png thing, weapon [[File:HuntingRifle.png This hunting rifle is used by Jade in Strife with her dead Grandpa and her dog, Bec. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Blunderbuss 6[[File:space.png thing, weapon [[File:Blunderbuss.png This gun tends to be dramatically revealed before being shot. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Girl's Best Friend 4[[File:space.png thing, weapon [[File:girlsbestfriend.png Everything about this gun is a refrence to Diamonds Droog. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Green Sun Streetsweeper 4[[File:space.png thing, weapon [[File:GreenSunStreetsweeper.png It seems to fire miniature Green Suns. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Ahab's Crosshairs 12[[File:space.png thing, weapon [[File:ahabscrosshairs.png "About the most powerful weapon the kind abstratus will allow", and possibly ultimate or penultimate rifle. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Twin M9 Berettas 3[[File:hope.png thing, weapon [[File:TwinM9s.png Jake's weapons of choice, part of an arsenal inherited from his Grandma. They can be equipped in his Tomb Raider Sexy Thighstrap Double Holster. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Flintlock Pistols 7[[File:space.png thing, weapon [[File:Flintlock.png This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

Ψdon's Entente 5[[File:life.png Thing, weapon [[File:Trident.png Pronounced PSI-dun's ahn-TAHNT. It's a pun. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Brainfork 7[[File:life.png Thing, weapon [[File:Braintrident.png The name may reference in Sam and Fuzzy. www.dvorakgame.co.uk	Lipstick 4[[File:space.png Thing, weapon [[File:Lipstick.jpg While a troll's lips are naturally black, they can always be blacker. www.dvorakgame.co.uk
Demonbane Ragripper 6[[File:space.png Thing, weapon [[File:Ragripper.png While it is theorized that the Matriorb was one of the objects used to alchemize this lipstick, this is not the case. www.dvorakgame.co.uk

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