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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator John Egbert homestuck character character [[File:breath.png John Egbert is the first of the four kids, and the Heir of Breath. He's also known as Poppop in the post-scratch session. remember, you are talking to the pranking MASTER. Giovan Rose Lalonde homestuck character character [[File:light.png Rose Lalonde is the second of the four kids, and the Seer of Light. She's also known as Roxy's Mom in the post-scratch session. Consider this your first lesson in showmanship. Giovan Dave Strider homestuck character character [[File:time.png Dave Strider is the third of the four kids, and the Knight of Time. He's also known as Dirk's Bro in the post-scratch session. its just regular old time travel Giovan Jade Harley homestuck character character [[File:space.png Jade Harley is the last of the four kids, and the Witch of Space. She's known as Grandma in the post-scratch session. there is still something worth fighting for! Giovan Jane Crocker homestuck character character [[File:life.png Jane Crocker is the Maid of Life in the post-scratch session. She's Nanna in the pre-scratch session. I began to wonder why I ever had the audacity to think I know much of anything about the world we live in or the journey we're about to take. Giovan Roxy Lalonde homestuck character character [[File:void.png Roxy Lalonde is the Rogue of Void in the post-scratch session. She's also known as Mom in the pre-scratch session. if you want to go ahead and be a chump jane its ur call im just saying Giovan Dirk Strider homestuck character character [[File:heart.png Dirk is the Prince of Heart in the post-scratch session. He's also known as Bro in the pre-scratch session. If it puts your mind at ease, I'll be the one pulling the strings here. Giovan Jake English homestuck character character [[File:hope.png Jake is the Page of Hope in the post-scratch session. He's also known as Grandpa in the pre-scratch session. Leave your bookish malarkey in a dusty old library somewhere. I have an adventure to get on with! Giovan Aradia Megido homestuck character character [[File:time.png Aradia Megido, also known by her Trollian handle, apocalypseArisen, is one of the Trolls. She was on the Blue Team. She is the Maid of Time in Sgrub. we have t0 be prepared t0 die a th0usand deaths bef0re 0ur quest is c0mplete Giovan Tavros Nitram homestuck character character [[File:breath.png Tavros Nitram, also known by his Trollian handle adiosToreador, is one of the Trolls. "Tavros" is Greek for "bull". He is the Page of Breath in Sgrub. wOW, i'M SURE THERE WAS A BETTER WAY TO SAY THAT, Giovan Sollux Captor homestuck character character [[File:doom.png Sollux Captor, also known by his Trollian handle, twinArmageddons, is one of the Trolls. He is the Mage of Doom in Sgrub. you arent iin any po2iitiion two que2tiion my competence. Giovan Karkat Vantas homestuck character character [[File:blood.png Karkat Vantas, also known by his Trollian handle carcinoGeneticist, is one of the Trolls and is the Knight of Blood in Sgrub. MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. Giovan Nepeta Leijon homestuck character character [[File:heart.png Nepeta Leijon, also known by her Trollian handle, arsenicCatnip, is one of the Trolls. She is the Rouge of Heart in Sgrub. :33 < *ac saunters from her dark cave a little bit sl33py from the recent kill* Giovan Kanaya Maryam homestuck character character [[File:space.png Kanaya Maryam, also known by her Trollian handle grimAuxiliatrix, is the Sylph of Space in Sgrub. Your Idle Moments Seem To Invite Interruption The Least Giovan Terezi Pyrope homestuck character character [[File:mind.png Terezi Pyrope, also known by her Trollian handle, gallowsCalibrator, is the Seer of Mind in Sgrub. NO 1 C4NT S33 YOU Giovan Vriska Serket homestuck character character [[File:light.png Vriska Serket, also known by her Trollian handle arachnidsGrip, is the Thief of Light in Sgrub. PCHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Giovan Equius Zahhak homestuck character character [[File:void.png Equius Zahhak is the Heir of Void in Sgrub. D --> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses Giovan Gamzee Makara homestuck character character [[File:rage.png Gamzee Makara, also known by his Trollian handle terminallyCapricious, is a clown-themed troll who has a very thin line of sanity. He's the Bard of Rage in Sgrub. A DoUbLe mEtApHoR AlL ThE WaY Giovan Eridan Ampora homestuck character character [[File:hope.png Eridan Ampora, also known by his Trollian handle caligulasAquarium, is one of the Sea Dwelling Trolls. He's the Prince of Hope in Sgrub. all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES Giovan Feferi Peixes homestuck character character [[File:life.png Feferi Peixes, also known as cuttlefishCuller, is a sea-dwelling troll and the heir to the throne in alternian scociety. Her title is the Witch of Life. Glub glub glub glub glub glub glub! I AM -EXCIT-ED! Giovan Lil' Cal homestuck character character [[File:cal.gif Lil' Cal is a puppet that belongs to Dirk, and is pretty much the best puppet ever. Can be used as a 8[[File:heart.png HAA HAA HEE HEE HOO HOO Giovan G-Cat homestuck character character [[File:bec.png The God Cat (aka GCat) is the very troublesome First Guardian of Earth in the post-scratch session. SWEET CATCH Giovan Doc Scratch homestuck character character [[File:le.gif Doc Scratch is the mysterious, powerful first guardian of Alternia. I am an excellent host. Giovan Becquerel homestuck character character [[File:bec.png Becquerel is the pet and Guardian of Jade Harley and First Guardian of Earth. Good dog. Best friend. Giovan L[[File:le.gif homestuck character Character [[File:le.gif The invincible demon, the destroyer of all universes, and leader of The Felt.
Cannot die. How can you expect to outrun me when I am already here? Lord English Itchy (1) homestuck character character [[File:le.gif Itchy has the ability to slow down time relative to himself, allowing him to act with blinding speed.
You can do one more action each turn Giovan Doze (2) homestuck character character [[File:le.gif Doze has the ability to slow down time, but only for himself, which may also be related to his name.
??? Giovan Trace (3) homestuck character character [[File:le.gif Named for "tres", the Spanish word for three, as well as his ability to retrace people's Past Trails.
Action: Draw a card and immediately use it. Trace is skilled at infiltration. Giovan Clover (4) homestuck character character [[File:le.gif Clover is most likely named for the four-leaf variety of that plant and his Leprechaun-like personality and stature.
Action: Retry a coin flip one time Clover is extremely superstitious Giovan Fin (5) homestuck character character [[File:le.gif Named after a slang term for US five-dollar bills, although the name also recalls his strangely shaped head.
Ability: Know what happened in the past Fin leaves evidence of his past whereabouts and actions Giovan Die (6) homestuck character character [[File:le.gif Die carries a voodoo doll, and a number of pins, corresponding to both The Felt and the Midnight Crew.
Action: Do 10 damage to a character Named for the number of sides on a standard cubic die, and 'die' as in death. Giovan Crowbar (7) homestuck character character [[File:le.gif Named after the shape of a crowbar. The word Crowbar also has seven letters.
Action: Keep a felt member from using their action again in the game Unofficially running the show when Snowman isn't around. Giovan Sn[[File:8ball.png homestuck character character [[File:le.gif Snowman is a member of The Felt, a rival gang of the Midnight Crew.
When killed, destroy everything. What are you waiting for? Draw, Spades. Giovan Stitch (9) homestuck character character [[File:le.gif The tailor. He keeps the fabric of spacetime from ripping.
Ability: Immunity from felt effects for all team members All good gangs need a doctor, but if you're going to time travel, you better have a good tailor, too. Sawbuck (10) homestuck character character [[File:le.gif Whenever Sawbuck is wounded he and his attacker are sent to a random point in the current timeline.
Ability: When attacked, both Sawbuck and the attacker can only hurt each other until one dies. Named after the slang for a ten dollar bill. Matchsticks (11) homestuck character character [[File:le.gif Named for the shape of the number 11, and for a source of fire, which he uses and fights against. The word "matchsticks" also has eleven letters.
Eggs (12) homestuck character character [[File:le.gif Eggs is a dangerous moron. He can use his eggtimer to travel back in time by increments up to one hour. Eggs may branch off into a new timeline each time he goes back, as opposed to staying within the same timeline. Biscuits (13) homestuck character character [[File:le.gif Biscuits is another dangerous moron. Named after a Baker's dozen.
Ability: Can travel forward in time at the speed of one second per second. His oven is completely useless. Quarters (14) homestuck character character [[File:le.gif Named for "quatorze", the French word for fourteen. Also a reference to the American 25-cent coin, and the writing of one quarter as 1/4.
Action: Flip a coin. If heads, die. If tails, look through the deck and play the first Felt member. Quarters is the Felt's main muscleman. Cans (15) homestuck character character [[File:le.gif Named for "quinze," the French word for fifteen. Cans is an enormous man whom even Spades regards as a challenge to kill
Action: Punch a character into next week. They cannot be used for two turns. OH YEAH! Sweet Bro homestuck character character -[[File:mess.png[[File:SweetBro.png Hella Jeff homestuck character character -[[File:mess.png [[File:Hellajeff.png Geromy homestuck character character -[[File:mess.png [[File:Geromy.png The Big Man homestuck character character -[[File:mess.png [[File:hasstherock.png Sometimes mistakingly named "Hass the rock" for unknown reasons. Shenanigans homestuck action Action [[File:mspa.gif Draw another two cards. If anyone asks you why, shenanigans. Shenanigans is why. TG: you cant overthink it
TG: just roll with it and see what happens
TG: and above all try not to do anything retarded Passion for justice homestuck action Action [[File:mind.png +1 point for every mind attack. Keep this card in play, as a thing. You take an interest in justice, holding particular fascination for ORCHESTRATING THE DEMISE OF THE WICKED Time on my side homestuck action Action [[File:time.png Look at any opponent's hand of cards. GG: fastest hours... Murder Mode homestuck action Action [[File:rage.png +3 to all RAGE attacks. After 4 turns, destroy this card and the Hero of Rage it was used with. BlAsPhEmY Rarity Boost homestuck action Action [[File:mspa.gif Get +6 of whatever grist you have the least of. Strategic Boost homestuck action Action [[File:mspa.gif Get +4 of whatever kind of grist you have the most characters for. Incredible Boost homestuck action Action [[File:mspa.gif x2 whatever kind of grist you have the least of. mIrAcLeS Unheroic Revival homestuck action Action [[File:mspa.gif If you're losing, play this card to keep a character from dying Public Humiliation homestuck action Action [[File:light.png All other players must show two of the cards in their deck to all players 8^y The Windy Thing homestuck fraymotif Fraymotif [[File:breath.png The windy thing is John's first Fraymotif, and lets him use wind to damage his enemies.
Cost: 6[[File:breath.png JOHN, DO THE WINDY THING. Doppleganger Duplication homestuck fraymotif Fraymotif [[File:time.png Cost: 10[[File:time.png TG: shenanigans Cure homestuck fraymotif Fraymotif [[File:life.png Cost: 5[[File:life.png Healing is always useful. Jokerkind Spectibus homestuck fraymotif Fraymotif [[File:rage.png Cost: 2[[File:rage.png honk HONK :o) Unreal Air homestuck fraymotif Fraymotif [[File:life.png Cost: -5[[File:mess.png 'but it turns out to be CRAZY what kind of dunks this guy has im telling you....air like that is UNREAL it doens't even HAPPEN most of the time' Pogo Hammer homestuck unknown Unknown 2[[File:breath.png [[File:pogohammer.png You get a vicious rhythmic bouncing combo going Telescopic Sassacrusher homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 4[[File:breath.png [[File:sassacrusher.gif This thing could probably pound an ogre into crudeburger. Fear No Anvil homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 6[[File:breath.png [[File:FearNoAnvil.png "TG: really powerful hammer" Warhammer of Zillyhoo homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 6[[File:breath.png [[File:Zillyhoo.png You weep in each other's arms at its beauty. Pop-a-matic Vrillyhoo homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 8[[File:breath.png [[File:Vrillyhoo.png It rolls a one. Jr. Battermaster Stirring Solution homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 3[[File:life.png [[File:JrStir.png The switch would cause the item to change into its alternate form. Jr. Battermaster Poking Solution homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 3[[File:life.png [[File:JrPoke.png The switch would cause the item to change into its alternate form. Deuce Clubs homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 3[[File:rage.png[[File:deuce.png He has many of these clubs, and he attacks by juggling them one after another into the enemy's face. Flourite Octet homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon D8[[File:light.png [[File:Flourite.png There are a total of 16,777,216 possible rolled values. Daggerlance homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 1[[File:breath.png [[File:Daggerlance.png You wield an inexpensive daggerlance, which is the closest thing to a jousting lance you can wield Fiduspear homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 3[[File:breath.png [[File:Plushlance.png Squeak Cigarette Holder homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 4[[File:breath.png [[File:SnowmanLance.png A black and white lance Tavros stores in a chest in the Ectobiology Lab. Terezi's Cane homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 2[[File:mind.png
[[File:cane.png Terezi has probably used this ever since she was blinded by Vriska. Spearcane homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 4[[File:mind.png [[File:Spearcane.png The top is now candy-apple red, Terezi's favorite color. Dragoncane homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 6[[File:mind.png [[File:Dragoncane.png Terezi's Ancestor Redglare owned a similar looking staff. Needlewands homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 2[[File:light.png [[File:Wands.png Rose has not used these in battle since their creation, as she made the considerably more powerful Thorns of Oglogoth Thorns of Oglogoth homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 6[[File:light.png [[File:Thorns.png It was speculated that the Thorns have a negative effect on Rose psychologically, seemingly changing her behaviour. Quills of Echidna homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 8[[File:light.png[[File:Quills.png It may be related to Jade's denizen, much like Fear No Anvil is related to Dave's denizen. Homes Smell Ya Later homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 2[[File:blood.png [[File:HSYL.png A line in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme is actually "Yo homes, smell ya' later!" Regisickle homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 5[[File:blood.png [[File:Regisickle.png Clawsickle homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 6[[File:blood.png [[File:Clawsickle.png Caledscratch homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 6[[File:time.png [[File:Caledscratch.png This very powerful sword seems to bear some relation to Dave's Timetables Snoop Dogg Snow Cone Machete homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 4[[File:time.png [[File:Snoop.png The blizzizzle nozzle is to be turned up when foes drop it like it's hot, to make them chizzlax fo' rizzle. SORD..... homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon -8[[File:mess.png [[File:sord.png [[File:comeon.gif Regisword homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 7[[File:le.gif [[File:regisword.png Jack Noir has a policy of handing out a Regisword and a hit list to anyone who enters his office Hunting Rifle homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 2[[File:space.png [[File:HuntingRifle.png This hunting rifle is used by Jade in Strife with her dead Grandpa and her dog, Bec. Blunderbuss homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 6[[File:space.png [[File:Blunderbuss.png This gun tends to be dramatically revealed before being shot. Girl's Best Friend homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 4[[File:space.png [[File:girlsbestfriend.png Everything about this gun is a refrence to Diamonds Droog. Green Sun Streetsweeper homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 4[[File:space.png [[File:GreenSunStreetsweeper.png It seems to fire miniature Green Suns. Ahab's Crosshairs homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 12[[File:space.png [[File:ahabscrosshairs.png "About the most powerful weapon the kind abstratus will allow", and possibly ultimate or penultimate rifle. Twin M9 Berettas homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 3[[File:hope.png [[File:TwinM9s.png Jake's weapons of choice, part of an arsenal inherited from his Grandma. They can be equipped in his Tomb Raider Sexy Thighstrap Double Holster. Flintlock Pistols homestuck thing_weapon thing, weapon 7[[File:space.png[[File:Flintlock.png This is exactly why babies should not be allowed to dual-wield flintlock pistols. Ψdon's Entente homestuck thing_weapon Thing, weapon 5[[File:life.png [[File:Trident.png Pronounced PSI-dun's ahn-TAHNT. It's a pun. Brainfork homestuck thing_weapon Thing, weapon 7[[File:life.png [[File:Braintrident.png The name may reference in Sam and Fuzzy. Lipstick homestuck thing_weapon Thing, weapon 4[[File:space.png [[File:Lipstick.jpg While a troll's lips are naturally black, they can always be blacker. Demonbane Ragripper homestuck thing_weapon Thing, weapon 6[[File:space.png [[File:Ragripper.png While it is theorized that the Matriorb was one of the objects used to alchemize this lipstick, this is not the case.