Dvorak Export: Hackers on Steroids deck


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Hack MySpace
Goal
If you control Seven Passwords, MySpace Account and Hackers, you win the game.

"Sacking websites, invading MySpace accounts..."
Card : Pongo
"Defend" Against the Domestic Terrorists
Goal
If you control Curtains, Security System and Dog, you win the game.
Card : Pongo
Troll teh Internets
Goal
If you control Secret Website, Internet Hate Machine and Lulz, you win the game.

"Treating the web like a real-life video game."
Card : Pongo
Bomb Sports Stadiums
Goal
If you control Domestic Terrorists, Exploding Van and Bomb Threat, you win the game.
Card : Pongo
Hackers
Thing
Action: If you control Steroids in play, and Seven Passwords is in play, take control of Seven Passwords. Discard Steroids.

"They call themselves Anonymous..."
Card : Pongo
Steroids
Thing


"...they are hackers on steroids"
Card : Pongo
Destroy; Die; Attack
Action
Destroy a Thing.
Card : Pongo
MySpace Account
Thing
Action: Draw a card.

"MySpace users are among their favorite targets."
Card : Pongo
Seven Passwords
Thing
Action: Destroy Seven Passwords to take control of MySpace account, if it's in play.

"I've had seven different passwords and they've got them all so far."
Card : Pongo
Internet Hate Machine
Thing
Action: Draw two cards. If one is Lulz, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Lulz, discard both.

"They attack innocent people, like an internet hate machine."
Card : Pongo
Bomb Threat
Thing
Action: Force an opponent to reveal to you a card of their choice from their hand.

"Anonymous has even threatened to bomb sports stadiums."
Card : Pongo
Domestic Terrorists
Thing
Action: Draw two cards. If one is Bomb Threat, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Bomb Threat, discard both.

"I believe they're domestic terrorists."
Card : Pongo
Exploding Van
Thing
Action: If you have Domestic Terrorists in play, destroy a thing along with Exploding Van.

"Boom!"
Card : Pongo
Secret Website
Thing
Action: Draw two cards. If one is Seven Passwords, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Seven Passwords, discard both.

"Their name comes from their secret websites; it requires anyone posting on the site to remain anonymous."
Card : Pongo
Harry Potter Spoiler Attack
Action
Take control of Lulz, if it's in play.

"Attention shoppers! Voldemort kills ****!"
Card : Pongo
Lulz
Thing
Play onto a thing belonging to any player to disable that thing until Lulz is destroyed. Lulz counts as a card under your control, even if it is played onto someone else. If a card changes owner or is destroyed while Lulzified, Lulz goes to the hand of its owner.
Action: Move Lulz to another thing, or to the table.

"A corruption of L-O-L, which stands for laugh out loud."
Card : Pongo
Close the Curtains
Action
Take control of Curtains, if it's in play.

"This mother's also fighting Anonymous"
Card : Pongo
Curtains
Thing
Card : Pongo
Security System
Thing
If someone steals a card you control, you must destroy Security System instead.

"She installed electronic security, a phone tracing system..."
Card : Pongo
Buy a Dog
Action
Take control of Dog, if it's in play.

"...and bought a dog."
Card : Pongo
Dog
Thing
If a card you control is targeted for destruction, you may choose to destroy Dog instead.

"Arf!"
Card : Pongo

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