Dvorak Export: Hackers on Steroids deck

Hack MySpace Goal If you control Seven Passwords, MySpace Account and Hackers, you win the game. "Sacking websites, invading MySpace accounts..." Card : Pongo	"Defend" Against the Domestic Terrorists Goal If you control Curtains, Security System and Dog, you win the game. Card : Pongo	Troll teh Internets Goal If you control Secret Website, Internet Hate Machine and Lulz, you win the game. "Treating the web like a real-life video game." Card : Pongo
Bomb Sports Stadiums Goal If you control Domestic Terrorists, Exploding Van and Bomb Threat, you win the game. Card : Pongo	Hackers Thing Action: If you control Steroids in play, and Seven Passwords is in play, take control of Seven Passwords. Discard Steroids. "They call themselves Anonymous..." Card : Pongo	Steroids Thing "...they are hackers on steroids" Card : Pongo
Destroy; Die; Attack Action Destroy a Thing. Card : Pongo	MySpace Account Thing Action: Draw a card. "MySpace users are among their favorite targets." Card : Pongo	Seven Passwords Thing Action: Destroy Seven Passwords to take control of MySpace account, if it's in play. "I've had seven different passwords and they've got them all so far." Card : Pongo

Internet Hate Machine Thing Action: Draw two cards. If one is Lulz, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Lulz, discard both. "They attack innocent people, like an internet hate machine." Card : Pongo	Bomb Threat Thing Action: Force an opponent to reveal to you a card of their choice from their hand. "Anonymous has even threatened to bomb sports stadiums." Card : Pongo	Domestic Terrorists Thing Action: Draw two cards. If one is Bomb Threat, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Bomb Threat, discard both. "I believe they're domestic terrorists." Card : Pongo
Exploding Van Thing Action: If you have Domestic Terrorists in play, destroy a thing along with Exploding Van. "Boom!" Card : Pongo	Secret Website Thing Action: Draw two cards. If one is Seven Passwords, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Seven Passwords, discard both. "Their name comes from their secret websites; it requires anyone posting on the site to remain anonymous." Card : Pongo	Harry Potter Spoiler Attack Action Take control of Lulz, if it's in play. "Attention shoppers! Voldemort kills ****!" Card : Pongo
Lulz Thing Play onto a thing belonging to any player to disable that thing until Lulz is destroyed. Lulz counts as a card under your control, even if it is played onto someone else. If a card changes owner or is destroyed while Lulzified, Lulz goes to the hand of its owner. Action: Move Lulz to another thing, or to the table. "A corruption of L-O-L, which stands for laugh out loud." Card : Pongo	Close the Curtains Action Take control of Curtains, if it's in play. "This mother's also fighting Anonymous" Card : Pongo	Curtains Thing Card : Pongo

Security System Thing If someone steals a card you control, you must destroy Security System instead. "She installed electronic security, a phone tracing system..." Card : Pongo

Buy a Dog Action Take control of Dog, if it's in play. "...and bought a dog." Card : Pongo

Dog Thing If a card you control is targeted for destruction, you may choose to destroy Dog instead. "Arf!" Card : Pongo

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