To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard Hack MySpace/T/If you control Seven Passwords, MySpace Account and Hackers, you win the game. (""Sacking websites, invading MySpace accounts..."")skipcard "Defend" Against the Domestic Terrorists/T/If you control Curtains, Security System and Dog, you win the game.skipcard Troll teh Internets/T/If you control Secret Website, Internet Hate Machine and Lulz, you win the game. (""Treating the web like a real-life video game."")skipcard Bomb Sports Stadiums/T/If you control Domestic Terrorists, Exploding Van and Bomb Threat, you win the game.skipcard Hackers/T/Action: If you control Steroids in play, and Seven Passwords is in play, take control of Seven Passwords. Discard Steroids. (""They call themselves Anonymous..."")skipcard Steroids/T/ (""...they are hackers on steroids"")skipcard Destroy; Die; Attack/A/Destroy a Thing.skipcard MySpace Account/T/Action: Draw a card. (""MySpace users are among their favorite targets."")skipcard Seven Passwords/T/Action: Destroy Seven Passwords to take control of MySpace account, if it's in play. (""I've had seven different passwords and they've got them all so far."")skipcard Internet Hate Machine/T/Action: Draw two cards. If one is Lulz, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Lulz, discard both. (""They attack innocent people, like an internet hate machine."")skipcard Bomb Threat/T/Action: Force an opponent to reveal to you a card of their choice from their hand. (""Anonymous has even threatened to bomb sports stadiums."")skipcard Domestic Terrorists/T/Action: Draw two cards. If one is Bomb Threat, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Bomb Threat, discard both. (""I believe they're domestic terrorists."")skipcard Exploding Van/T/Action: If you have Domestic Terrorists in play, destroy a thing along with Exploding Van. (""Boom!"")skipcard Secret Website/T/Action: Draw two cards. If one is Seven Passwords, place it in your hand and discard the other. If neither are Seven Passwords, discard both. (""Their name comes from their secret websites; it requires anyone posting on the site to remain anonymous."")skipcard Harry Potter Spoiler Attack/A/Take control of Lulz, if it's in play. (""Attention shoppers! Voldemort kills ****!"")skipcard Lulz/T/Play onto a thing belonging to any player to disable that thing until Lulz is destroyed. Lulz counts as a card under your control, even if it is played onto someone else. If a card changes owner or is destroyed while Lulzified, Lulz goes to the hand of its owner.<br />Action: Move Lulz to another thing, or to the table. (""A corruption of L-O-L, which stands for laugh out loud."")skipcard Close the Curtains/A/Take control of Curtains, if it's in play. (""This mother's also fighting Anonymous"")skipcard Curtains/T/skipcard Security System/T/If someone steals a card you control, you must destroy Security System instead. (""She installed electronic security, a phone tracing system..."")skipcard Buy a Dog/A/Take control of Dog, if it's in play. (""...and bought a dog."")skipcard Dog/T/If a card you control is targeted for destruction, you may choose to destroy Dog instead. (""Arf!"")@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Hackers on Steroids deck into the Dvorak Engine.