Dvorak Export: Guessing Deck

Instructions

Adjust these settings until the cards fit comfortably, with the correct number per page, in your browser's Print Preview.

When you're happy with the settings, send all but the first page to your printer, and cut the cards out with something sharp. Either stick the results onto cardboard, slip them into deck-protectors with some spare CCG cards for padding, or just play with them as flimsy bits of paper.

Deck-Print Settings

Card Height :cm Title Box Height :cm
Card Width :cm Text Box, Min. Height :cm
Cards per Page :x Text Size :

Bomb Ballot
Ballot
Destroys EVERY card in play.

WARNING: May explode if detonated.
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Fitness Ballot
Ballot
Destroys all things if you have under three. Otherwise, it destroys the card with the highest point value.

WARNING: May explode if detonated.
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Bunny Ballot
Ballot
Only destroys White, Black, and Brown things. Adds one point for every thing you destroy.

THEY'RE STARTING A REBELLION!
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Rigged Ballot
Ballot
Each person picks one card that half of their cards to destroy. The person to their left then picks half of those (if it's odd, the higher one), and replaces it with one of theirs.

Okay, now that the vote is over let's take turns stuffing the ballot box.
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Picky Ballot
Ballot
Only destroys even-valued cards.

Eenie Meenie Miinie Moe, Catch a Calvin by the toe
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Sea Ballot
Ballot
Destroy any cards that are shades of blue.

80 Degrees F. in spring? To the beach!
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Alpha-Ballot
Ballot
Destroys any things with vowels (and y), or the letters s and t in them. Ones with s or t get +1 point added, and ones with y get +3.

A is for Atomic, B is for Bomb, you don't even WANT to know what C is for, D is for...
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Cyber Ballot
Ballot
Grey things and things with numbers on them are destroyed.

Beep-boo-boo-bee-beep
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Practice Dummy 1
Thing
Made of straw

Great, now do a vertical! Horizontal! Vertical! Horizontal! Lunge!
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Wireframe 2
Thing
One of those blue wireframe things tha come on creepy computer rendering programs.

...
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Large Monument 2
Thing
Lasts three rounds if undestroyed for the first two, lasts two rounds if destroyed on one of the first two.

Deticated to a detonator.
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Small Monument 4
Thing
Cannot be destoryed according to color.

Deticated to a bomb.
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Large Target 1
Thing
Destroyed by every ballot.

Any idiot can hit a ship with a bottle.
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Dvorak 1
Thing
If destroyed, the game skips a round.

Don't destroy the game.
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Yellow 2
Thing
If this is blown up, no other yellow cards can be blown up.

And you want to blow up a color... uh hm.... I see...
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Staple 1
Thing
If not destroyed, automatically goes to your hand next round

CAN'T... BEND... METAL...
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Royal Rainbow 2
Thing
Always destroyed if the ballot specifies a color.

cc7 = ROY G BIV
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Moving Target 3
Thing
At the end of the round, flip a coin. If heads, this is destroyed.

Mees... mees... HEEEET!
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Hobbes 4
Thing
Only destroyed if Calvin is in play.

Snow sharks?
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Calvin 4
Thing
Only destroyed if Hobbes is in play.

That guy's a goner.
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Simple Instructions 2
Thing
If this is destroyed, everybody draws two cards per turn next turn.

Now connect the Burgandy VSG-Cable to the SMK27-Hole in the SMJ27-Drive, and put the VVD-Cord in the FNA-Slot on the SMS-Drive. Now put the SMJ27 in the SMS, and...
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Silent Protagonist 7
Thing
For every thing that can talk in play (not just on user's side), this card's value loses 1 point.

Oh come on Mario, don't give me the silent treatment! She's at Bowser's castle, isn't she?
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Kinklink 7
Thing
While in play, opponent's things can attack it. It loses 1 point for every time it's attacked.

Oh no! It's a chain reaction!!
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Why? 0
Thing
WWWHHHYYY!!!

See above, only ten times longer.
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