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| C is for cookie, that's good enough for me. |
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| Don't know why this is in the warehouse. |
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| More like a reality bender. |
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| Consumption grants infinite wisdom. |
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| Frozen in a block of ice. |
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| Stuffed in "lifelike" pose. |
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| Fires bullets made of ice. Killed JFK. |
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| Degree in anything but not everything. Comes with one of those hats. |
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| Drink from it to become immortal. Does not come with a beverage. |
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| Time-traveling phone booth. |
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| Mythology people know that the only thing left in here is raw despair. |
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| Dead body preserved in cryo-pod. |
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| Rule: Upon consumption, you are immune to the effects of disease for the rest of the game. Cures any disease. Effects last for 24 hours. |
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| Sound-activated, just flip it and shout "Boom!" |
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| Rule: Release of this disease kills everyone not immune to disease, or alive but not breathing. Trapped in bottle. Kills within minutes by blood clotting. Airborne. |
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| In addition to murder weapon, it makes a lovely culinary utensil. |
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| Whips things, like Indianapolis Jones. |
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| Stretches to lengths just beyond reasonable, plus it's made of titanium! |
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| An Escher cube and a Penrose triangle. |
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| Playing the guitar will cause the entire song to play. |
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| Relation to Martian Corpse unknown. |
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| Bottomless Can of Gasoline |
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| The oil crisis really is fake! |
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| Radioactive. I don't know how. Just go with it. |
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| Rule: Release of this disease kills everyone who is not immune to disease, or alive and not breathing. Airborne. Mix of HIV, influenza, and e.coli (Wait, would that even work?). 24 hours to death. |
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| A nuke and trigger hidden in a suitcase. |
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| Made by Edison. Enables one to speak with the dead. |
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| Last survivor of Jurassic Park. |
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| Rule: All attacks are now directed at Kenny, or things next to him. Also, he's indestructable. Please avoid standing next to him. |
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| Gauntlet mixed with a grappling hook. |
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| Liquid or tablet form. Disguised as rat poison. |
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| Resembles a firing range made of rock. |
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| Equipped with Infinite Improbability Drive, and one annoying computer. |
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| Causes super-strength, enlarged body size, and mild ZOMBIFICATION! |
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| Satisfies hunger and thirst for a week. Tastes like anti-chicken. Note: If the deck runs out of cards, and you at some point during the game ate the Super Bar or have it, then you win. |
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| Indestructible. Property of Captain America. |
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| Machine guns attached to handlebars. |
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| Contains arsenal of conventional weapons. |
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| Emits a laser sight. Firing makes the targeted object implode. |
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| This box intentionally left blank. |
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| Has electromagnetic properties. Also electric properties. |
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| Fires concentrated radiation. The kind that gives superpowers and cancer, not the kind that kills on the spot. |
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| In English and German. Death by laughter will occur five minutes after reading. |
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| Hungry. Have a penchant for flesh eating. |
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| Space-Time Continuum Eraser |
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| Completely erases things from space and time. |
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| On consumption, you will reach your ideal body weight for your height within two weeks, regardless of what your eat. |
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| Contains any item, but the item is stolen. |
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| Corrupts your wishes in the worst way possible. |
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| Count to three and throw. |
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| Reduces the light in a room. |
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| Contents may cause electrocution. |
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| The gravity gun for Ghostbusters, for those with trouble remembering names. |
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| Erases memories, including the memories of having superpowers. |
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| If you have four other objects, then escape the warehouse and show the world what the government is hiding. The objects don't count if they are too mundane to make a difference to the world. |
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