Dvorak Export: Government Warehouse deck


To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)

(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)

Regenerate this output, minus the cards created by a comma-separated list of users:
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loadcard Cookies/T/C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.
loadcard Anonymous Seed/T/Not sure what it grows.
loadcard Mace 'N Chain/T/Don't know why this is in the warehouse.
loadcard Force Field Generator/T/Generates a force field.
loadcard Security Uniform/T/Disguise yourself.
loadcard Mind Bender/T/More like a reality bender.
loadcard Apple of Knowledge/T/Consumption grants infinite wisdom.
loadcard Caveman/T/Frozen in a block of ice.
loadcard Yeti/T/Stuffed in "lifelike" pose.
loadcard The Ice Gun/T/Fires bullets made of ice. Killed JFK.
loadcard Degree in Anythingology/T/Degree in anything but not everything. Comes with one of those hats.
loadcard The Holy Grail/T/Drink from it to become immortal. Does not come with a beverage.
loadcard Martian Corpse/T/Very dead.
loadcard DeLorean/T/Time-traveling car.
loadcard Phone Booth/T/Time-traveling phone booth.
loadcard Pandora's Box/T/Mythology people know that the only thing left in here is raw despair.
loadcard Jimmy Hoffa/T/Dead body preserved in cryo-pod.
loadcard Insta-Cure/T/Rule: Upon consumption, you are immune to the effects of disease for the rest of the game. Cures any disease. Effects last for 24 hours.
loadcard The Levitator/T/Self-explanatory.
loadcard Shuriken/T/Y'know, ninja stars.
loadcard H-Bomb Penny/T/Sound-activated, just flip it and shout "Boom!"
loadcard Andromeda Strain/T/Rule: Release of this disease kills everyone not immune to disease, or alive but not breathing. Trapped in bottle. Kills within minutes by blood clotting. Airborne.
loadcard Freddy's Glove/T/In addition to murder weapon, it makes a lovely culinary utensil.
loadcard Whip/T/Whips things, like Indianapolis Jones.
loadcard Titanium Elastic/T/Stretches to lengths just beyond reasonable, plus it's made of titanium!
loadcard IMPOSSIBLE THINGS/T/An Escher cube and a Penrose triangle.
loadcard Guitar Hero Guitar/T/Playing the guitar will cause the entire song to play.
loadcard One Man Alien Craft/T/Relation to Martian Corpse unknown.
loadcard Bottomless Can of Gasoline/T/The oil crisis really is fake!
loadcard Meteorite/T/Radioactive. I don't know how. Just go with it.
loadcard AIDS V2.38/T/Rule: Release of this disease kills everyone who is not immune to disease, or alive and not breathing. Airborne. Mix of HIV, influenza, and e.coli (Wait, would that even work?). 24 hours to death.
loadcard Suitcase Nuke/T/A nuke and trigger hidden in a suitcase.
loadcard Necrophone/T/Made by Edison. Enables one to speak with the dead.
loadcard Live Dinosaur/T/Last survivor of Jurassic Park.
loadcard Kenny McCormick/T/Rule: All attacks are now directed at Kenny, or things next to him. Also, he's indestructable. Please avoid standing next to him.
loadcard Hookshot/T/Gauntlet mixed with a grappling hook.
loadcard Cure for Cancer/T/Liquid or tablet form. Disguised as rat poison.
loadcard Real Stonehenge/T/Resembles a firing range made of rock.
loadcard Heart of Gold/T/Equipped with Infinite Improbability Drive, and one annoying computer.
loadcard Duct Tape/T/Just in case.
loadcard Blackbeard's Shovel/T/Used to bury treasure.
loadcard Oddjob's Hat/T/With steel rim.
loadcard T-Virus Syringe/T/Causes super-strength, enlarged body size, and mild ZOMBIFICATION!
loadcard Super Bar/T/Satisfies hunger and thirst for a week. Tastes like anti-chicken. Note: If the deck runs out of cards, and you at some point during the game ate the Super Bar or have it, then you win.
loadcard Dr. Coca-Pepsi/T/Never loses its fizz.
loadcard Shield/T/Indestructible. Property of Captain America.
loadcard Hitler's Brain-in-a-Jar/T/Don't break glass.
loadcard Mach Rider's Motorcycle/T/Machine guns attached to handlebars.
loadcard Weapon Locker/T/Contains arsenal of conventional weapons.
loadcard Bomb Gun/T/Emits a laser sight. Firing makes the targeted object implode.
loadcard Robot Arm/T/Remains of T-800.
loadcard Empty Box/T/This box intentionally left blank.
loadcard Starbucks/T/They're everywhere!
loadcard Lightsaber/T/A <i>pink</i> lightsaber.
loadcard Mystery Egg/T/Hatches into something.
loadcard Thor's Hammer/T/Has electromagnetic properties. Also electric properties.
loadcard Radiation Beam/T/Fires concentrated radiation. The kind that gives superpowers and cancer, not the kind that kills on the spot.
loadcard The Killer Joke/T/In English and German. Death by laughter will occur five minutes after reading.
loadcard Scarabs/T/Hungry. Have a penchant for flesh eating.
loadcard Space-Time Continuum Eraser/T/Completely erases things from space and time.
loadcard Diet Pills/T/On consumption, you will reach your ideal body weight for your height within two weeks, regardless of what your eat.
loadcard Grab Bag/T/Contains any item, but the item is stolen.
loadcard The Monkey's Paw/T/Corrupts your wishes in the worst way possible.
loadcard Lighter + Aerosol/T/Improv flamethrower.
loadcard Invisibility Cloak/T/Size XXXXL
loadcard Holy Hand Grenade/T/Count to three and throw.
loadcard Dark Bulb/T/Reduces the light in a room.
loadcard Bag of Holding/T/Holds infinite items.
loadcard Ark of the Covenant/T/Contents may cause electrocution.
loadcard Proton Pack/T/The gravity gun for Ghostbusters, for those with trouble remembering names.
loadcard Perpetual Motion Machine/T/It's turned off.
loadcard Neuralizer/T/Erases memories, including the memories of having superpowers.
loadcard Key to the Door/T/If you have four other objects, then escape the warehouse and show the world what the government is hiding. The objects don't count if they are too mundane to make a difference to the world.
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