This is a tab-separated dump of the deck, designed for import into Lackey's carddata.txt.
To use this in Lackey, copy this address to the AutoUpdate field in Lackey's Preferences:
http://dvorakgame.co.uk/export.php?deck=Government_Warehouse_deck&lackeyimg=image&d=/d
For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Cookies government_warehouse thing Thing C is for cookie, that's good enough for me. Anonymous Seed government_warehouse thing Thing Not sure what it grows. Mace 'N Chain government_warehouse thing Thing Don't know why this is in the warehouse. Force Field Generator government_warehouse thing Thing Generates a force field. Security Uniform government_warehouse thing Thing Disguise yourself. Mind Bender government_warehouse thing Thing More like a reality bender. Apple of Knowledge government_warehouse thing Thing Consumption grants infinite wisdom. Caveman government_warehouse thing Thing Frozen in a block of ice. Yeti government_warehouse thing Thing Stuffed in "lifelike" pose. The Ice Gun government_warehouse thing Thing Fires bullets made of ice. Killed JFK. Degree in Anythingology government_warehouse thing Thing Degree in anything but not everything. Comes with one of those hats. The Holy Grail government_warehouse thing Thing Drink from it to become immortal. Does not come with a beverage. Martian Corpse government_warehouse thing Thing Very dead. DeLorean government_warehouse thing Thing Time-traveling car. Phone Booth government_warehouse thing Thing Time-traveling phone booth. Pandora's Box government_warehouse thing Thing Mythology people know that the only thing left in here is raw despair. Jimmy Hoffa government_warehouse thing Thing Dead body preserved in cryo-pod. Insta-Cure government_warehouse thing Thing Rule: Upon consumption, you are immune to the effects of disease for the rest of the game. Cures any disease. Effects last for 24 hours. The Levitator government_warehouse thing Thing Self-explanatory. Shuriken government_warehouse thing Thing Y'know, ninja stars. H-Bomb Penny government_warehouse thing Thing Sound-activated, just flip it and shout "Boom!" Andromeda Strain government_warehouse thing Thing Rule: Release of this disease kills everyone not immune to disease, or alive but not breathing. Trapped in bottle. Kills within minutes by blood clotting. Airborne. Freddy's Glove government_warehouse thing Thing In addition to murder weapon, it makes a lovely culinary utensil. Whip government_warehouse thing Thing Whips things, like Indianapolis Jones. Titanium Elastic government_warehouse thing Thing Stretches to lengths just beyond reasonable, plus it's made of titanium! IMPOSSIBLE THINGS government_warehouse thing Thing An Escher cube and a Penrose triangle. Guitar Hero Guitar government_warehouse thing Thing Playing the guitar will cause the entire song to play. One Man Alien Craft government_warehouse thing Thing Relation to Martian Corpse unknown. Bottomless Can of Gasoline government_warehouse thing Thing The oil crisis really is fake! Meteorite government_warehouse thing Thing Radioactive. I don't know how. Just go with it. AIDS V2.38 government_warehouse thing Thing Rule: Release of this disease kills everyone who is not immune to disease, or alive and not breathing. Airborne. Mix of HIV, influenza, and e.coli (Wait, would that even work?). 24 hours to death. Suitcase Nuke government_warehouse thing Thing A nuke and trigger hidden in a suitcase. Necrophone government_warehouse thing Thing Made by Edison. Enables one to speak with the dead. Live Dinosaur government_warehouse thing Thing Last survivor of Jurassic Park. Kenny McCormick government_warehouse thing Thing Rule: All attacks are now directed at Kenny, or things next to him. Also, he's indestructable. Please avoid standing next to him. Hookshot government_warehouse thing Thing Gauntlet mixed with a grappling hook. Cure for Cancer government_warehouse thing Thing Liquid or tablet form. Disguised as rat poison. Real Stonehenge government_warehouse thing Thing Resembles a firing range made of rock. Heart of Gold government_warehouse thing Thing Equipped with Infinite Improbability Drive, and one annoying computer. Duct Tape government_warehouse thing Thing Just in case. Blackbeard's Shovel government_warehouse thing Thing Used to bury treasure. Oddjob's Hat government_warehouse thing Thing With steel rim. T-Virus Syringe government_warehouse thing Thing Causes super-strength, enlarged body size, and mild ZOMBIFICATION! Super Bar government_warehouse thing Thing Satisfies hunger and thirst for a week. Tastes like anti-chicken. Note: If the deck runs out of cards, and you at some point during the game ate the Super Bar or have it, then you win. Dr. Coca-Pepsi government_warehouse thing Thing Never loses its fizz. Shield government_warehouse thing Thing Indestructible. Property of Captain America. Hitler's Brain-in-a-Jar government_warehouse thing Thing Don't break glass. Mach Rider's Motorcycle government_warehouse thing Thing Machine guns attached to handlebars. Weapon Locker government_warehouse thing Thing Contains arsenal of conventional weapons. Bomb Gun government_warehouse thing Thing Emits a laser sight. Firing makes the targeted object implode. Robot Arm government_warehouse thing Thing Remains of T-800. Empty Box government_warehouse thing Thing This box intentionally left blank. Starbucks government_warehouse thing Thing They're everywhere! Lightsaber government_warehouse thing Thing A pink lightsaber. Mystery Egg government_warehouse thing Thing Hatches into something. Thor's Hammer government_warehouse thing Thing Has electromagnetic properties. Also electric properties. Radiation Beam government_warehouse thing Thing Fires concentrated radiation. The kind that gives superpowers and cancer, not the kind that kills on the spot. The Killer Joke government_warehouse thing Thing In English and German. Death by laughter will occur five minutes after reading. Scarabs government_warehouse thing Thing Hungry. Have a penchant for flesh eating. Space-Time Continuum Eraser government_warehouse thing Thing Completely erases things from space and time. Diet Pills government_warehouse thing Thing On consumption, you will reach your ideal body weight for your height within two weeks, regardless of what your eat. Grab Bag government_warehouse thing Thing Contains any item, but the item is stolen. The Monkey's Paw government_warehouse thing Thing Corrupts your wishes in the worst way possible. Lighter + Aerosol government_warehouse thing Thing Improv flamethrower. Invisibility Cloak government_warehouse thing Thing Size XXXXL Holy Hand Grenade government_warehouse thing Thing Count to three and throw. Dark Bulb government_warehouse thing Thing Reduces the light in a room. Bag of Holding government_warehouse thing Thing Holds infinite items. Ark of the Covenant government_warehouse thing Thing Contents may cause electrocution. Proton Pack government_warehouse thing Thing The gravity gun for Ghostbusters, for those with trouble remembering names. Perpetual Motion Machine government_warehouse thing Thing It's turned off. Neuralizer government_warehouse thing Thing Erases memories, including the memories of having superpowers. Key to the Door government_warehouse thing Thing If you have four other objects, then escape the warehouse and show the world what the government is hiding. The objects don't count if they are too mundane to make a difference to the world.