Dvorak Export: Good Morning... You're Doomed! deck

Instructions

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When you're happy with the settings, send all but the first page to your printer, and cut the cards out with something sharp. Either stick the results onto cardboard, slip them into deck-protectors with some spare CCG cards for padding, or just play with them as flimsy bits of paper.

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Celine Dion Album
Thing - Equipment
+1 to killing Critters. -1 to waking Crew Members. May be discarded at any time. Preferably through the airlock.

"Everyone has the inalienable right to discard a Celine Dion album whenever they want!"
Card : Spiralbound
Sky Squid 2
Thing - Critter
Sprays a cloud of ink that makes it harder to hit (-1 to die roll). This negative applies to all critters in play against you.

"WTF? Calimari on the wing? Ow! My eyes!"
Card : Spiralbound
Hugh Jass
Thing - Crew Member
Official Weasel Carrier.

"There's an art to carrying weasels. Most folks just don't appreciate it these days."
Card : Spiralbound
Background Lullaby
Action
Target player gets -1 to their next attempt to wake a Crew Member.

"Hmm... Brahms, that's probably loud, let's give it a try."
Card : Spiralbound

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