To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeck loadcard Clique/A/Each player must shake hands with another player, and hold it. Whoever is left out must sit in the corner for one turn. If there are an even number of players, the owner of this card does not participate. loadcard Furnace/A/Destroy any card on the field. loadcard Furnace/A/Destroy any card on the field. loadcard Furnace/A/Destroy any card on the field. loadcard Furnace/A/Destroy any card on the field. loadcard Silence/A/No one can talk for one turn. If they do, they must discard two cards and try again for another turn. loadcard Nose Goes/A/Yell "Nose Goes" before placing this card down. Whoever touches their nose last must destroy or discard one card and skip their next turn. loadcard Red Bull/A/Gives you two moves this turn but skips your next turn. You must act hyper during the first turn. loadcard Red Bull/A/Gives you two moves this turn but skips your next turn. You must act hyper during the first turn. loadcard Balancing Act/A/Choose an opponent. They must balance this card on their head for one turn. If they fail, all things that own on the field are destroyed. loadcard Kaboom!/A/All cards on the field are destroyed. Make explosion sound effects as you gather the cards. loadcard Foot-Hand Transplant/A/Everyone must put their hand in a shoe and try to draw a card from the deck. If they fail, they must put the card back and destroy all things that they own on the field. loadcard Musical Number/A/Hum a song. If an opponent correctly identifies it, both of you can draw a card from the deck. loadcard Cleansing Light/A/All shadow creatures on the field are returned to their owners' hands. loadcard Shadow Shroud/A/All light creatures on the field are returned to their owners' hands. loadcard Staring Contest/A/Start a staring contest. Whoever wins can draw two cards from the deck. loadcard Tornado/A/All cards on the field are flipped and then spun around. Each player can take one card, and the rest are discarded. If there are not enough cards for everyone, only the player who played this can select one. loadcard Multiracial/A/Every player must talk in an accent for one turn. If they do not, they will be called racist and shunned for one turn. loadcard Switcheroo/A/Choose a random card from an opponent's hand and switch it for one of yours. loadcard Switcheroo/A/Choose a random card from an opponent's hand and switch it for one of yours. loadcard It's over 9000!/A/Your name is now Vegeta. Anyone who calls you otherwise must destroy all of their things on the field. loadcard Michael Jackson (Shadow)/T/Can turn to light during your turn. loadcard Evil Leprechaun (Shadow)/T/When this card is played, all players wearing green must discard 2 cards. loadcard Chuck Norris' Left Pinky (Light)/T/Can be attached to any light humanoid to have this effect: Destroys one physical shadow thing per turn, causing the owner to scream in pain. loadcard Chuck Norris' Right Pinky (Light)/T/Can be attached to any light humanoid to have this effect: Destroys one physical shadow thing per turn, causing the owner to scream in pain. loadcard Wheel of Fate (Shadow)/T/Spin a pencil each turn. Whoever it points to must slap themselves in the face. loadcard Mmph Nmnphmnph (Shadow)/T/Every player besides the owner of this card must play cards with their mouth. loadcard Poverty (Shadow)/T/Every player besides the owner of this card must sit on the floor until this card is destroyed. loadcard Ninja (Shadow)/T/The owner of this card can try to steal other player's things. To steal a card, you must place your hand on it for 2 seconds, then swipe it away. Stolen cards go to your hand. If you are caught, this card is destroyed. loadcard Priest (Light)/T/Each turn, the owner of this card can sing like an angelic choir in order to convert a shadow thing to light. loadcard Priest (Light)/T/Each turn, the owner of this card can sing like an angelic choir in order to convert a shadow thing to light. loadcard Electric Chair (Shadow)/T/When this card is payed, all opponents must either give a card from their hand to the player that played this card, or pretend that their chairs are electric for 1 turn. loadcard Shield of Light (Light)/T/Protects the owner from Shadow effects. loadcard Shield of Shadow (Shadow)/T/Protects the owner from Light effects. loadcard Leprechaun (Light)/T/When this card is played, any player wearing green can draw a card from the deck. loadcard Wheel of Fortune (Light)/T/Spin a pencil every turn. Whoever it points at can draw a card from the deck. loadcard Manners (Light)/T/As long as this card exists, everyone must use flawless manners. loadcard Unicorn of Pain (Light)/T/Can cause pain to one opponent per turn, forcing them to moan in agony for 1 turn. loadcard Undead Horse of Pain (Shadow)/T/Can cause opponents to punch themselves in the stomach once per turn. loadcard Chicken (Shadow)/T/This card is not destroyed by any effect unless an opponent stands up and cawks like a chicken when they play a card that could destroy it. loadcard Kleptomaniac (Shadow)/T/The owner of this card can try to steal other player's things. To steal a card, you must put your hand on it for 2 seconds, then swipe it away. Stolen cards go into play immediately. If you are caught, this card is destroyed. loadcard Necreis (Shadow)/T/Every player is now named Necreis and must refer to themselves and others in third person. No using "I", "My", "Me", "You", "Your", "We", "Our", etc. loadcard Double Rainbow (Light)/T/Everyone must say "It's a double rainbow all the way!" When this card is played. loadcard Orb of Confusion (Shadow)/T/Every player, including the owner of this card, must put their shirt on backwards and destroy one of their things per turn. loadcard Zombie (Shadow)/T/Each turn, the owner of this card can moan like a zombie in order to turn another creature into a zombie. loadcard Zombie (Shadow)/T/Each turn, the owner of this card can moan like a zombie in order to turn another creature into a zombie. loadcard Nega-Chuck Norris' Left Pinky (Shadow)/T/Can be attached to any shadow humanoid to have this effect: Kills one light creature per turn, causing the owner to scream in pain. loadcard Nega-Chuck Norris' Right Pinky (Shadow)/T/Can be attached to any shadow humanoid to have this effect: Kills one light creature per turn, causing the owner to scream in pain. loadcard Turntable (Light)/T/Every turn, each player gives their hand to the person left of them. loadcard Ghost (Shadow)/T/Can posses one physical thing, causing you to own it, but the thing loses its effect. loadcard Ghost (Shadow)/T/Can posses one physical thing, causing you to own it, but the thing loses its effect. loadcard Standing Ovation (Light)/T/Every player except the owner of this card must stand up until this card is destroyed. loadcard Caveman (Light)/T/Player all talk like caveman. loadcard Lady Justice (Light)/T/Justice is blind - blindfold someone each turn this card is in play. You cannot blindfold the same person for two turns in a row. loadcard Lady Liberty (Light)/T/Emancipation! All creatures are mixed and redistributed equally. All right, well they're still in captivity, but they chose who they wanted to be with... Kind of. loadcard Dinosaur (Shadow)/T/When you play this card, you can hold your elbows to your side and try to destroy one opponent's card by hitting it. If you try, make dinosaur noises. loadcard Dinosaur (Shadow)/T/When you play this card, you can hold your elbows to your side and try to destroy one opponent's card by hitting it. If you try, make dinosaur noises. loadcard Angel (Light)/T/Sing angelically when you play this card. loadcard Angel (Light)/T/Sing angelically when you play this card. loadcard Angel (Light)/T/Sing angelically when you play this card. loadcard Demon (Shadow)/T/Can posses one creature, causing you to own it, but the creature loses its effect. loadcard Demon (Shadow)/T/Can posses one creature, causing you to own it, but the creature loses its effect. loadcard Demon (Shadow)/T/Can posses one creature, causing you to own it, but the creature loses its effect. @emit [name(%#)] pastes the Funny Deck into the Dvorak Engine.