This is a tab-separated dump of the deck, designed for import into Lackey's carddata.txt.
To use this in Lackey, copy this address to the AutoUpdate field in Lackey's Preferences:
http://dvorakgame.co.uk/export.php?deck=Funny_Deck&lackeyimg=image&d=/d
For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator Clique funny action Action Each player must shake hands with another player, and hold it. Whoever is left out must sit in the corner for one turn. If there are an even number of players, the owner of this card does not participate. Furnace funny action Action Destroy any card on the field. Furnace funny action Action Destroy any card on the field. Furnace funny action Action Destroy any card on the field. Furnace funny action Action Destroy any card on the field. Silence funny action Action No one can talk for one turn. If they do, they must discard two cards and try again for another turn. Nose Goes funny action Action Yell "Nose Goes" before placing this card down. Whoever touches their nose last must destroy or discard one card and skip their next turn. Red Bull funny action Action Gives you two moves this turn but skips your next turn. You must act hyper during the first turn. Red Bull funny action Action Gives you two moves this turn but skips your next turn. You must act hyper during the first turn. Balancing Act funny action Action Choose an opponent. They must balance this card on their head for one turn. If they fail, all things that own on the field are destroyed. Kaboom! funny action Action All cards on the field are destroyed. Make explosion sound effects as you gather the cards. Foot-Hand Transplant funny action Action Everyone must put their hand in a shoe and try to draw a card from the deck. If they fail, they must put the card back and destroy all things that they own on the field. Musical Number funny action Action Hum a song. If an opponent correctly identifies it, both of you can draw a card from the deck. Cleansing Light funny action Action All shadow creatures on the field are returned to their owners' hands. Shadow Shroud funny action Action All light creatures on the field are returned to their owners' hands. Staring Contest funny action Action Start a staring contest. Whoever wins can draw two cards from the deck. Tornado funny action Action All cards on the field are flipped and then spun around. Each player can take one card, and the rest are discarded. If there are not enough cards for everyone, only the player who played this can select one. Multiracial funny action Action Every player must talk in an accent for one turn. If they do not, they will be called racist and shunned for one turn. Switcheroo funny action Action Choose a random card from an opponent's hand and switch it for one of yours. Switcheroo funny action Action Choose a random card from an opponent's hand and switch it for one of yours. It's over 9000! funny action Action Your name is now Vegeta. Anyone who calls you otherwise must destroy all of their things on the field. Michael Jackson (Shadow) funny thing Thing Can turn to light during your turn. Evil Leprechaun (Shadow) funny thing Thing When this card is played, all players wearing green must discard 2 cards. Chuck Norris' Left Pinky (Light) funny thing Thing Can be attached to any light humanoid to have this effect: Destroys one physical shadow thing per turn, causing the owner to scream in pain. Chuck Norris' Right Pinky (Light) funny thing Thing Can be attached to any light humanoid to have this effect: Destroys one physical shadow thing per turn, causing the owner to scream in pain. Wheel of Fate (Shadow) funny thing Thing Spin a pencil each turn. Whoever it points to must slap themselves in the face. Mmph Nmnphmnph (Shadow) funny thing Thing Every player besides the owner of this card must play cards with their mouth. Poverty (Shadow) funny thing Thing Every player besides the owner of this card must sit on the floor until this card is destroyed. Ninja (Shadow) funny thing Thing The owner of this card can try to steal other player's things. To steal a card, you must place your hand on it for 2 seconds, then swipe it away. Stolen cards go to your hand. If you are caught, this card is destroyed. Priest (Light) funny thing Thing Each turn, the owner of this card can sing like an angelic choir in order to convert a shadow thing to light. Priest (Light) funny thing Thing Each turn, the owner of this card can sing like an angelic choir in order to convert a shadow thing to light. Electric Chair (Shadow) funny thing Thing When this card is payed, all opponents must either give a card from their hand to the player that played this card, or pretend that their chairs are electric for 1 turn. Shield of Light (Light) funny thing Thing Protects the owner from Shadow effects. Shield of Shadow (Shadow) funny thing Thing Protects the owner from Light effects. Leprechaun (Light) funny thing Thing When this card is played, any player wearing green can draw a card from the deck. Wheel of Fortune (Light) funny thing Thing Spin a pencil every turn. Whoever it points at can draw a card from the deck. Manners (Light) funny thing Thing As long as this card exists, everyone must use flawless manners. Unicorn of Pain (Light) funny thing Thing Can cause pain to one opponent per turn, forcing them to moan in agony for 1 turn. Undead Horse of Pain (Shadow) funny thing Thing Can cause opponents to punch themselves in the stomach once per turn. Chicken (Shadow) funny thing Thing This card is not destroyed by any effect unless an opponent stands up and cawks like a chicken when they play a card that could destroy it. Kleptomaniac (Shadow) funny thing Thing The owner of this card can try to steal other player's things. To steal a card, you must put your hand on it for 2 seconds, then swipe it away. Stolen cards go into play immediately. If you are caught, this card is destroyed. Necreis (Shadow) funny thing Thing Every player is now named Necreis and must refer to themselves and others in third person. No using "I", "My", "Me", "You", "Your", "We", "Our", etc. Double Rainbow (Light) funny thing Thing Everyone must say "It's a double rainbow all the way!" When this card is played. Orb of Confusion (Shadow) funny thing Thing Every player, including the owner of this card, must put their shirt on backwards and destroy one of their things per turn. Zombie (Shadow) funny thing Thing Each turn, the owner of this card can moan like a zombie in order to turn another creature into a zombie. Zombie (Shadow) funny thing Thing Each turn, the owner of this card can moan like a zombie in order to turn another creature into a zombie. Nega-Chuck Norris' Left Pinky (Shadow) funny thing Thing Can be attached to any shadow humanoid to have this effect: Kills one light creature per turn, causing the owner to scream in pain. Nega-Chuck Norris' Right Pinky (Shadow) funny thing Thing Can be attached to any shadow humanoid to have this effect: Kills one light creature per turn, causing the owner to scream in pain. Turntable (Light) funny thing Thing Every turn, each player gives their hand to the person left of them. Ghost (Shadow) funny thing Thing Can posses one physical thing, causing you to own it, but the thing loses its effect. Ghost (Shadow) funny thing Thing Can posses one physical thing, causing you to own it, but the thing loses its effect. Standing Ovation (Light) funny thing Thing Every player except the owner of this card must stand up until this card is destroyed. Caveman (Light) funny thing Thing Player all talk like caveman. Lady Justice (Light) funny thing Thing Justice is blind - blindfold someone each turn this card is in play. You cannot blindfold the same person for two turns in a row. Lady Liberty (Light) funny thing Thing Emancipation! All creatures are mixed and redistributed equally. All right, well they're still in captivity, but they chose who they wanted to be with... Kind of. Dinosaur (Shadow) funny thing Thing When you play this card, you can hold your elbows to your side and try to destroy one opponent's card by hitting it. If you try, make dinosaur noises. Dinosaur (Shadow) funny thing Thing When you play this card, you can hold your elbows to your side and try to destroy one opponent's card by hitting it. If you try, make dinosaur noises. Angel (Light) funny thing Thing Sing angelically when you play this card. Angel (Light) funny thing Thing Sing angelically when you play this card. Angel (Light) funny thing Thing Sing angelically when you play this card. Demon (Shadow) funny thing Thing Can posses one creature, causing you to own it, but the creature loses its effect. Demon (Shadow) funny thing Thing Can posses one creature, causing you to own it, but the creature loses its effect. Demon (Shadow) funny thing Thing Can posses one creature, causing you to own it, but the creature loses its effect.