To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
cleardeckskipcard ChippyYYZ/T/Opponents cannot play ChippyYYZ cards.<BR>Action: Each opponent reveals a random card from his hand. Take all ChippyYYZ cards revealed this way.skipcard Kevan/T/Opponents cannot play Kevan cards.<BR>Your ability hereskipcard Corrigan/T/Opponents cannot play Corrigan cards.<BR>Whenever you play a Corrigan card, draw a card.skipcard Atticus/T/Opponents cannot play Atticus cards.<BR>Action: Search the deck for an Atticus card and put it in your hand. Then shuffle the deck.skipcard Bucky/T/Opponents cannot play Bucky cards.<BR>Action:Discard a card and destroy target Thing.skipcard Xahn Borealis (X)/T/Opponents cannot play Xahn Borealis cards. Action: Use your undying creativity and draw a card and create a card. Your new card only requires one add vote to be added to the game.skipcard CKY/T/Opponents cannot play CKY cards. All actions played by the owner of CKY are now free actions. <BR>Action: Tell a joke. Destroy a target card for every opponent that is visibly amused.skipcard Gill_Smoke/T/Opponents cannot play Gill_Smoke cards.<BR>Action: Create a zombie token for every gill_smoke card you control.skipcard Stickman71/T/Opponents cannot play Stickman71 cards.Action: Shuffle one thing you control and one other thing into the deck.skipcard NARF/T/Opponents cannot play NARF cards.<BR>Action: Discard your hand. Look at the top ten cards of the deck, then reveal seven of them and put the other three on the deck in any order. Your opponents choose two of the revealed seven. Put those into the discard pile, and the rest into your hand.skipcard Morning of the Logicians/T/Opponents cannot play Morning of the Logicians cards.<BR>Action: Rewrite the text of a card you do not control.skipcard NinjaWookiee/T/Opponents cannot play NinjaWookiee cards. Action: Draw a card. Thing: Take control over 1 thing of your choice for as long as you speak with a German accent.skipcard newecreator/T/Action: You can play two actions at the same time. You cannot play any Thing cards if this action is used. (""I maybe have Aspergers, but I'm not Autistic"")skipcard Goldenboots/T/Opponents may not play Goldenboots cards. %r The controller of Goldenboots may not win the game. %rAction: Change one instance of a creator name to Goldenboots on a non-Character card in an Opponent's control. %r Action: Change one instance of Goldenboots to any card creator name on this card.skipcard JakeTheWolfie/T/Opponents cannot play JakeTheWolfie cards.<BR>If you control 2 other character cards, you may ignore the "Opponents cannot play [Name] cards" line on characters opponents control.skipcard You/T/Add yourself! Join the Fun!<BR>Character cards incidentally are added here rather than at the end of the list. And leave this card out during actual games.skipcard Form of the Blue Eyes White Dragon/T/ChippyYYZ gains "Action: Eliminate a player."skipcard Cheap Plastic Trophy/T/Whoever controls Kevan wins.skipcard Ilgeayidzed Jistogu/T/ChippyYYZ cards are considered blank. Whoever controls ChippyYYZ has a max hand size of 2.skipcard Force Lightning/A/Destroy a thing. If it was a character, its controller may discard a random card to prevent its destruction.skipcard Lawyers, Guns, and Money/A/Discard your hand and gain control of a character.skipcard "I Am The Internet!"/A/Look at everyone's hand and the draw pile.skipcard The Guitar Of Heroes/T/Equip to a character. The character is now a Guitar Hero.skipcard Blazing Solo/A/If you control a Guitar Hero, all opponents discard two cards.skipcard Death Metal/A/If you control a Guitar Hero, Destroy all other characters.skipcard Guitarmaggedon/A/If you control a Guitar Hero, The Guitar of Heroes, and no one controls any other things, eliminate all opponents.skipcard Box from the Government Warehouse/T/When this thing is destroyed, draw a card.skipcard Maze of Rooms/T/Whenever an action would remove a card from your hand, you may place the card at the bottom of the deck rather than its intended location.skipcard Atticuszord/T/You are immune to elimination. <BR>As a free action, this card may be returned to your hand and replaced with another card with Atticuszord in its name. There may only be one form of the Atticuszord in play at a time.skipcard Atticuszord Combat Mode/T/Action: Destroy a non-Character thing. <BR>As a free action, this card may be returned to your hand and replaced with another card with Atticuszord in its name. There may only be one form of the Atticuszord in play at a time.skipcard Atticuszord Stealth Mode/T/Once during your turn, you may look at an opponent's hand. <BR> As a free action, this card may be returned to your hand and replaced with another card with Atticuszord in its name. There may only be one from of the Atticuszord in play at a time.skipcard Atticuszord Defense Mode/T/Actions may not target you or Atticuszord.<BR>As a free action, this card may be returned to your hand and replaced with another card with Atticuszord in its name. There may only be one form of the Atticuszord in play at a time.skipcard Be Yourself/A/All players with cards representing themselves in the deck may take their card from anywhere in the game and play it. If a player controls a card that does not represent them, then shuffle that card into the deck.skipcard Identity Theft/A/Until the end of your next turn, target character's text is blank, and target character you control has the other's text and name instead of its own.skipcard Victory Clause/T/If you control at least four non-Character Things, and none of your opponents control any non-Character Things, you win the game.skipcard Quick Rules Patch/A/Look at target player's hand, and force them to discard any one non-Bucky card.skipcard Proposal Bonus/A/Draw three cards, then discard two Actions or a Thing.skipcard Devil's Advocate/T/You may destroy this in response to an Action to prevent that Action.skipcard Restart The Server/A/If you control Kevan, restart the game and remove this card from the deck.skipcard Being British Makes You Automatically <i>Brilliant</i>/T/Kevan has<i> "Action: Draw a card.</i>"skipcard Censorship/T/Pick a Character besides Bucky. That Character's cards cannot be played.skipcard Project: X Harvest (X)/T/Action: Any cards with X in the title, text, type or cornervalue are moved into your hand.skipcard Muse Inspiration (X)/A/You are inspired and must immediately create one card and add it to the deck. Play this at any time when you have 3 or more X cards. Card voting applies as normal.skipcard Wrath of Bucky/A/Destroy a non-Character Thing. Nothing can prevent this card from being played, or its target from being destroyed; this overrules all other cards.skipcard Bucket of Whitewash/T/Whenever a Thing comes into play, destroy both it and this card.skipcard Hard Reboot/A/Shuffle your hand into the draw pile, and draw five cards.skipcard Token/T/skipcard Think/A/You may play this card as though it belonged to any Character, including one that isn't in play.%r Draw two cards.skipcard Energy Blast/A/Destroy a non-Character Thing.skipcard Storage Room/T/Your maximum hand size is increased by 2.skipcard Consensus/A/If you control five or more characters, you win the game. Otherwise, draw a card and take another Action.skipcard Zombify/A/Destroy a character and gain a Zombie Token.skipcard Gill_Smoke's Talk Page/T/Bucky has<BR>"Action: Return target Gill_Smoke thing (besides Gill_Smoke) to its controller's hand."skipcard Bottling Plant/T/Action: Create a bottle token and put an action card face down under the bottle token. When the token is destroyed perform the action under it.skipcard Card Dropper/T/All of Gill_Smoke's actions may be discarded to perform their actions.skipcard Wait I'm not done Yet/T/Gill_Smoke has the following rules text: "If a non Gill_Smoke card would end the game Discard a card to prevent that action."skipcard The All and Nothing/T/If you have more than 12 cards or no cards in your hand at any point, you win.skipcard Scan/A/All your opponents reveal their hands to you.skipcard Keystone of Silence/T/ ("Target opponent's turn is skipped while this Thing is in play.%rNerfed into oblivion. -Bucky")skipcard Consume/A/Target opponent's hand is moved into your hand.skipcard Time Skip/A/Take an extra turn.loadcard Broken Chains/T/You do not discard cards due to hand size limits at the end of your turn.skipcard Ego Shockwave/A/All non-CKY cards in play are destroyed, ignoring all other effects. All opponents reveal their hands and discard all non-CKY cards.skipcard Useless Flyer/T/Draw 3 cards when this card is discarded or destroyed.skipcard Malevolent Raccoon Spirit/T/This card may not be destroyed. ("Action: Destroy a non-Character Thing.%rNerfed into oblivion. -Bucky")skipcard Vanity Mirror/A/For any 1 character you have in play copy the last 3 cards they authored in the Infinite deck and put them in your hand.skipcard Gross Misconduct/A/All players in control of Gill_Smoke things are eliminated, unless of course, you control Gill_Smoke.skipcard Janked Feed/A/Change the type of any thing in your hand to a character you control.skipcard Tome of Unlife/T/Gill_Smoke is considered Undead.%r Action: Create a zombie token."skipcard Kiriansulee/T/When you play this it becomes the type of one of your characters. If Kiriansulee's controller controls 100 Things Kiriansulee has the following ability '<i>Action & Thing:</i> Destroy 50 Things and end the game. The winner is the one with the most cards in play, ties are allowed.skipcard Zombie Processor/T/Action: destroy a Zombie token, play a card from your hand.skipcard Scissors cuts paper!/A/Half the things on yours and your opponents' sides are destroyed. Pick them.skipcard Shield of Reason/T/Neither you nor Things you control can be targeted by Gill_Smoke Action cards or the Action abilities of Gill_Smoke Things.skipcard Ar Togoth, Cosmic Secretary/T/At any time, you may discard a card to make the character of target Thing the character of your choice until end of turn.skipcard En Mo Za the Arcane/T/Action: Put target non-token Thing into your hand.%rAction: Until end of turn, all Things you play are Corrigan Things.skipcard Secret Forest of Fog and Vagueness/T/If you control NARF or a NARF thing, Things you control other then Secret Forest of Vagueness and you cannot be the target of effects other players control.<BR> The discard pile is known as the "graveyard" as long as Secret Forest of Fog and Vagueness is in play.skipcard Incredibly Annoying Treant/T/Whenever a non-NARF Thing is put into the "graveyard", put it into play under your control.<BR> Whenever an Action is put into the "graveyard", sacrifice Incredibly Annoying Treant and play that Action. ("His entire life depends on having something to torment.")skipcard GOIN' DIGGIN/A/Put a card from the "graveyard" into your hand. (""I brought my shovel!" :D")skipcard Vine Legionnaire/T/Action: Discard a number of cards equal to the number of Things called Vine Legionnaire you control, then destroy a number of things you don't control equal to that number.%rThe discard pile is known as the "graveyard".skipcard Forest Legion/T/If Forest Legion is put into the "graveyard', you may discard any number of cards. If you did, put a number of tokens equal to the amount of cards you discarded called Forest Legionnaire into play.skipcard Land Survey/A/Sacrifice a NARF card. Search the top five cards of the deck, choose one, and put it into play. Then put the rest of the cards on the bottom of the deck.%r If Land Survey would be put into the "graveyard", put it into the hand of a player of your choice. (""NARFenians are good at salvage, but not that good with new stuff."")skipcard Hungry Fog/A/Discard a card. All Non-NARF cards become blank, then destroy all Non-NARF cards. (""Foolish thing, you dare claim to be indestructible? The very AIR shall eat you!"")skipcard Counterfog/A/Play only in response to another card. Put that card into the "graveyard". (If there is no "graveyard", nothing happens.)skipcard Fog Barrier/T/This card may be played during your opponent's turn with no cost.%rSacrifice Fog Barrier(NOT an Action): Target card is blank until end of turn.%rSacrifice Fog Barrier(NOT an Action): Search the " graveyard" for a fog card and put it into your hand. (""Even those who know what's coming cannot stop its onset."")skipcard System restore point/A/Replace the original text of any card that has been wiped or otherwise modified. (""Thank god for backups."")skipcard NinjaWarrior/T/"NinjaWookiee" becomes indestructible. Thing: Destroy a card not made by NinjaWookiee.skipcard Wolfblut/T/Thing: 1 card not made by NinjaWookiee is considered blank as long as "Wolfblut" is in play.%r Thing & Sacrifice 1 thing: Laugh crazy and destroy 1 thing of your choice.skipcard Lets add some German flavor/A/Go online to [[User:NinjaWookiee ("This game can only get crazier.")skipcard Chewbacca/T/"Chewbacca" can be sacrificed to prevent a thing from getting destroyed. Action: Destroy a thing not made by NinjaWookiee. ("Ryaaah! Wuh wuh?")skipcard Using a dogs ass as a pillow/A/An opponent of your choice skips his/her next 2 turns if he/she doesn't sacrifice 2 things. ("That's usually never a good idea. Trust me, I know...")skipcard Full Blast Concentration/A/Draw 10 cards then discard 9 cards. (""Ten efforts, one that works."")skipcard Quantum Taco/T/ActionShuffle this and one other thing into the deck.skipcard The Sacred Writings of X Are Canonical!/T/No card attributed to Kevan can have its text changed in any way, even if the card permits this. %r Action: Change the previous sentence by replacing the card creator name with another card creator name. ("If you choose Goldenboots, the action stops working.")skipcard Go For it, Nobody's Looking/T/You may play a card despite its creator character card's ban. If you do so, the controller of the creator character (CCC) may choose one of the following: %r 1. You discard two cards. %r 2. You destroy this card. %r 3. No action ability on the card you played, while you control it, may target CCC. ("Darn silent alarm!")skipcard A Little Respect, Please/T/Character cards are uneditable and indestructible. %r Any conflict between two rules is decided in favour of a rule on a character card, if possible. ("And stay off my lawn!")skipcard Unperson (00)/T/If a Token with the same name as a card author is on this, no Action cards by that author may be played and Thing cards by that author are considered blank. Thing create a Token of any type on this card. Action and Thing (any player) Discard a card to create a Token of any type except Goldenboots on this card.skipcard Imitation of Greatness/A/Gain control of a copy of target character card an opponent controls, but without "Opponents can't play [Name] cards."skipcard Character Assassin/T/Action: Destroy target Character you control and target Character an opponent controls.skipcard Drawing Tablet/T/Action: Illustrate on target non-character card.%rAction: Remove target illustrated card from the game.skipcard Bucky's Boon/A/Ban up to three cards from the discard pile %rOR nerf a Thing into oblivion, turning its last paragraph into flavor text %rOR un-nerf a Thing that has been nerfed into oblivion.skipcard Murder/A/Destroy target Character.skipcard Chancery Lane/T/Players can't win via cards that don't share a subtype with a character they control (""Mornington Crescent!"")skipcard Glorious Victory/A/If you control You, you win the game.@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Dvorak War deck into the Dvorak Engine.