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For further information, read this page.Name Set ImageFile Type CornerValue Text FlavorText Creator ChippyYYZ dvorak_war thing_character Thing - Character Opponents cannot play ChippyYYZ cards. Action: Each opponent reveals a random card from his hand. Take all ChippyYYZ cards revealed this way. ChippyYYZ Kevan dvorak_war thing_character Thing - Character Opponents cannot play Kevan cards. Your ability here Kevan Corrigan dvorak_war thing_character Thing - Character Opponents cannot play Corrigan cards. Whenever you play a Corrigan card, draw a card. Corrigan Atticus dvorak_war thing_character Thing - Character Opponents cannot play Atticus cards. Action: Search the deck for an Atticus card and put it in your hand. Then shuffle the deck. Atticus Bucky dvorak_war thing_character Thing - Character Opponents cannot play Bucky cards. Action:Discard a card and destroy target Thing. Bucky Xahn Borealis dvorak_war thing_character Thing - Character X Opponents cannot play Xahn Borealis cards. Action: Use your undying creativity and draw a card and create a card. Your new card only requires one add vote to be added to the game. Xahn Borealis CKY dvorak_war thing_character Thing - Character Opponents cannot play CKY cards. All actions played by the owner of CKY are now free actions. Action: Tell a joke. Destroy a target card for every opponent that is visibly amused. Chinkeeyong Gill_Smoke dvorak_war thing_character Thing - Character Opponents cannot play Gill_Smoke cards. Action: Create a zombie token for every gill_smoke card you control. gill_smoke Stickman71 dvorak_war thing_character Thing-Character Opponents cannot play Stickman71 cards.Action: Shuffle one thing you control and one other thing into the deck. Stickman71 NARF dvorak_war thing_character Thing - Character Opponents cannot play NARF cards. Action: Discard your hand. Look at the top ten cards of the deck, then reveal seven of them and put the other three on the deck in any order. Your opponents choose two of the revealed seven. Put those into the discard pile, and the rest into your hand. NARF Morning of the Logicians dvorak_war thing_character Thing - Character Opponents cannot play Morning of the Logicians cards. Action: Rewrite the text of a card you do not control. Morning of the Logicians NinjaWookiee dvorak_war thing_character Thing - Character Opponents cannot play NinjaWookiee cards. Action: Draw a card. Thing: Take control over 1 thing of your choice for as long as you speak with a German accent. [[user:NinjaWookiee newecreator dvorak_war thing_character Thing - Character Action: You can play two actions at the same time. You cannot play any Thing cards if this action is used. "I maybe have Aspergers, but I'm not Autistic" newecreator Goldenboots dvorak_war thing_character Thing - Character Opponents may not play Goldenboots cards. The controller of Goldenboots may not win the game. Action: Change one instance of a creator name to Goldenboots on a non-Character card in an Opponent's control. Action: Change one instance of Goldenboots to any card creator name on this card. Goldenboots JakeTheWolfie dvorak_war thing_character Thing - Character Opponents cannot play JakeTheWolfie cards. If you control 2 other character cards, you may ignore the "Opponents cannot play [Name] cards" line on characters opponents control. JakeTheWolfie You dvorak_war thing_character Thing - Character Add yourself! Join the Fun! Character cards incidentally are added here rather than at the end of the list. And leave this card out during actual games. No one, yet... Form of the Blue Eyes White Dragon dvorak_war thing_chippyyyz Thing - ChippyYYZ ChippyYYZ gains "Action: Eliminate a player." ChippyYYZ Cheap Plastic Trophy dvorak_war thing_kevan Thing - Kevan Whoever controls Kevan wins. ChippyYYZ Ilgeayidzed Jistogu dvorak_war thing_corrigan Thing - Corrigan ChippyYYZ cards are considered blank. Whoever controls ChippyYYZ has a max hand size of 2. ChippyYYZ Force Lightning dvorak_war action_chippyyyz Action - ChippyYYZ Destroy a thing. If it was a character, its controller may discard a random card to prevent its destruction. ChippyYYZ Lawyers, Guns, and Money dvorak_war action_chippyyyz Action - ChippyYYZ Discard your hand and gain control of a character. ChippyYYZ "I Am The Internet!" dvorak_war action_chippyyyz Action - ChippyYYZ Look at everyone's hand and the draw pile. ChippyYYZ The Guitar Of Heroes dvorak_war thing_chippyyyz Thing - ChippyYYZ Equip to a character. The character is now a Guitar Hero. ChippyYYZ Blazing Solo dvorak_war action Action If you control a Guitar Hero, all opponents discard two cards. ChippyYYZ Death Metal dvorak_war action Action If you control a Guitar Hero, Destroy all other characters. ChippyYYZ Guitarmaggedon dvorak_war action Action If you control a Guitar Hero, The Guitar of Heroes, and no one controls any other things, eliminate all opponents. ChippyYYZ Box from the Government Warehouse dvorak_war thing_atticus Thing - Atticus When this thing is destroyed, draw a card. Atticus Maze of Rooms dvorak_war thing_atticus Thing - Atticus Whenever an action would remove a card from your hand, you may place the card at the bottom of the deck rather than its intended location. Atticus Atticuszord dvorak_war thing_atticus Thing - Atticus You are immune to elimination. As a free action, this card may be returned to your hand and replaced with another card with Atticuszord in its name. There may only be one form of the Atticuszord in play at a time. Atticus Atticuszord Combat Mode dvorak_war thing_atticus Thing - Atticus Action: Destroy a non-Character thing. As a free action, this card may be returned to your hand and replaced with another card with Atticuszord in its name. There may only be one form of the Atticuszord in play at a time. Atticus Atticuszord Stealth Mode dvorak_war thing_atticus Thing - Atticus Once during your turn, you may look at an opponent's hand. As a free action, this card may be returned to your hand and replaced with another card with Atticuszord in its name. There may only be one from of the Atticuszord in play at a time. Atticus Atticuszord Defense Mode dvorak_war thing_atticus Thing - Atticus Actions may not target you or Atticuszord. As a free action, this card may be returned to your hand and replaced with another card with Atticuszord in its name. There may only be one form of the Atticuszord in play at a time. ChippyYYZ Be Yourself dvorak_war action Action All players with cards representing themselves in the deck may take their card from anywhere in the game and play it. If a player controls a card that does not represent them, then shuffle that card into the deck. Atticus Identity Theft dvorak_war action Action Until the end of your next turn, target character's text is blank, and target character you control has the other's text and name instead of its own. ChippyYYZ Victory Clause dvorak_war thing_bucky Thing - Bucky If you control at least four non-Character Things, and none of your opponents control any non-Character Things, you win the game. Bucky Quick Rules Patch dvorak_war action_bucky Action - Bucky Look at target player's hand, and force them to discard any one non-Bucky card. Bucky Proposal Bonus dvorak_war action_bucky Action - Bucky Draw three cards, then discard two Actions or a Thing. Bucky Devil's Advocate dvorak_war thing_bucky Thing - Bucky You may destroy this in response to an Action to prevent that Action. Bucky Restart The Server dvorak_war action_kevan Action - Kevan If you control Kevan, restart the game and remove this card from the deck. ChippyYYZ Being British Makes You Automatically Brilliant dvorak_war thing_kevan Thing - Kevan Kevan has "Action: Draw a card." ChippyYYZ Censorship dvorak_war thing_bucky Thing-Bucky Pick a Character besides Bucky. That Character's cards cannot be played. Bucky Project: X Harvest dvorak_war thing_xahn_borealis Thing - Xahn Borealis X Action: Any cards with X in the title, text, type or cornervalue are moved into your hand. Xahn Borealis Muse Inspiration dvorak_war action_xahn_borealis Action - Xahn Borealis X You are inspired and must immediately create one card and add it to the deck. Play this at any time when you have 3 or more X cards. Card voting applies as normal. Xahn Borealis Wrath of Bucky dvorak_war action_bucky Action-Bucky Destroy a non-Character Thing. Nothing can prevent this card from being played, or its target from being destroyed; this overrules all other cards. Kevan Bucket of Whitewash dvorak_war thing_kevan Thing-Kevan Whenever a Thing comes into play, destroy both it and this card. Kevan Hard Reboot dvorak_war action_kevan Action-Kevan Shuffle your hand into the draw pile, and draw five cards. Kevan Token dvorak_war thing Thing Bucky Think dvorak_war action_any Action - Any You may play this card as though it belonged to any Character, including one that isn't in play. Draw two cards. Bucky Energy Blast dvorak_war action Action Destroy a non-Character Thing. Bucky Storage Room dvorak_war thing Thing Your maximum hand size is increased by 2. Bucky Consensus dvorak_war action Action If you control five or more characters, you win the game. Otherwise, draw a card and take another Action. Bucky Zombify dvorak_war action_gill_smoke Action - Gill_Smoke Destroy a character and gain a Zombie Token. ChippyYYZ Gill_Smoke's Talk Page dvorak_war thing_gill_smoke Thing - Gill_Smoke Bucky has "Action: Return target Gill_Smoke thing (besides Gill_Smoke) to its controller's hand." ChippyYYZ Bottling Plant dvorak_war thing_bucky Thing - Bucky Action: Create a bottle token and put an action card face down under the bottle token. When the token is destroyed perform the action under it. gill_smoke Card Dropper dvorak_war thing_gill_smoke Thing - Gill_Smoke All of Gill_Smoke's actions may be discarded to perform their actions. gill_smoke Wait I'm not done Yet dvorak_war thing_gill_smoke Thing - Gill_Smoke Gill_Smoke has the following rules text: "If a non Gill_Smoke card would end the game Discard a card to prevent that action." gill_smoke The All and Nothing dvorak_war thing_cky Thing - CKY If you have more than 12 cards or no cards in your hand at any point, you win. CKY Scan dvorak_war action_cky Action - CKY All your opponents reveal their hands to you. CKY Keystone of Silence dvorak_war thing_cky Thing - CKY Target opponent's turn is skipped while this Thing is in play. Nerfed into oblivion. -Bucky CKY Consume dvorak_war action_cky Action - CKY Target opponent's hand is moved into your hand. CKY Time Skip dvorak_war action_cky Action - CKY Take an extra turn. CKY Broken Chains dvorak_war thing_cky Thing - CKY You do not discard cards due to hand size limits at the end of your turn. Ego Shockwave dvorak_war action_cky Action - CKY All non-CKY cards in play are destroyed, ignoring all other effects. All opponents reveal their hands and discard all non-CKY cards. CKY Useless Flyer dvorak_war thing_cky Thing - CKY Draw 3 cards when this card is discarded or destroyed. CKY Malevolent Raccoon Spirit dvorak_war thing_cky Thing - CKY This card may not be destroyed. Action: Destroy a non-Character Thing. Nerfed into oblivion. -Bucky CKY Vanity Mirror dvorak_war action Action For any 1 character you have in play copy the last 3 cards they authored in the Infinite deck and put them in your hand. gill_smoke Gross Misconduct dvorak_war action_gill_smoke Action - Gill_Smoke All players in control of Gill_Smoke things are eliminated, unless of course, you control Gill_Smoke. gill_smoke Janked Feed dvorak_war action_gill_smoke Action - Gill_Smoke Change the type of any thing in your hand to a character you control. gill_smoke Tome of Unlife dvorak_war thing_gill_smoke Thing - Gill_Smoke Gill_Smoke is considered Undead. Action: Create a zombie token." gill_smoke Kiriansulee dvorak_war thing_god_ Thing God - When you play this it becomes the type of one of your characters. If Kiriansulee's controller controls 100 Things Kiriansulee has the following ability 'Action & Thing: Destroy 50 Things and end the game. The winner is the one with the most cards in play, ties are allowed. gill_smoke Zombie Processor dvorak_war thing_gill_smoke Thing - Gill_Smoke Action: destroy a Zombie token, play a card from your hand. gill_smoke Scissors cuts paper! dvorak_war action Action Half the things on yours and your opponents' sides are destroyed. Pick them. Garythesnail Shield of Reason dvorak_war thing_corrigan Thing - Corrigan Neither you nor Things you control can be targeted by Gill_Smoke Action cards or the Action abilities of Gill_Smoke Things. Corrigan Ar Togoth, Cosmic Secretary dvorak_war thing_corrigan Thing - Corrigan At any time, you may discard a card to make the character of target Thing the character of your choice until end of turn. Corrigan En Mo Za the Arcane dvorak_war thing_corrigan Thing - Corrigan Action: Put target non-token Thing into your hand. Action: Until end of turn, all Things you play are Corrigan Things. Corrigan Secret Forest of Fog and Vagueness dvorak_war thing_narf_fog Thing - NARF - Fog If you control NARF or a NARF thing, Things you control other then Secret Forest of Vagueness and you cannot be the target of effects other players control. The discard pile is known as the "graveyard" as long as Secret Forest of Fog and Vagueness is in play. NARF Incredibly Annoying Treant dvorak_war thing_narf Thing - NARF Whenever a non-NARF Thing is put into the "graveyard", put it into play under your control. Whenever an Action is put into the "graveyard", sacrifice Incredibly Annoying Treant and play that Action. His entire life depends on having something to torment. NARF GOIN' DIGGIN dvorak_war action_narf Action - NARF Put a card from the "graveyard" into your hand. "I brought my shovel!" :D NARF Vine Legionnaire dvorak_war thing_narf Thing - NARF Action: Discard a number of cards equal to the number of Things called Vine Legionnaire you control, then destroy a number of things you don't control equal to that number. The discard pile is known as the "graveyard". NARF Forest Legion dvorak_war thing_narf Thing - NARF If Forest Legion is put into the "graveyard', you may discard any number of cards. If you did, put a number of tokens equal to the amount of cards you discarded called Forest Legionnaire into play. NARF Land Survey dvorak_war action_narf Action - NARF Sacrifice a NARF card. Search the top five cards of the deck, choose one, and put it into play. Then put the rest of the cards on the bottom of the deck. If Land Survey would be put into the "graveyard", put it into the hand of a player of your choice. "NARFenians are good at salvage, but not that good with new stuff." NARF Hungry Fog dvorak_war action_narf_fog Action - NARF - Fog Discard a card. All Non-NARF cards become blank, then destroy all Non-NARF cards. "Foolish thing, you dare claim to be indestructible? The very AIR shall eat you!" NARF Counterfog dvorak_war action_narf_fog Action - NARF - Fog Play only in response to another card. Put that card into the "graveyard". (If there is no "graveyard", nothing happens.) NARF Fog Barrier dvorak_war thing_narf_fog Thing - NARF - Fog This card may be played during your opponent's turn with no cost. Sacrifice Fog Barrier(NOT an Action): Target card is blank until end of turn. Sacrifice Fog Barrier(NOT an Action): Search the " graveyard" for a fog card and put it into your hand. "Even those who know what's coming cannot stop its onset." NARF System restore point dvorak_war action_morning_of_the_logicians Action - Morning of the Logicians Replace the original text of any card that has been wiped or otherwise modified. "Thank god for backups." Morning of the Logicians NinjaWarrior dvorak_war thing_ninjawookiee Thing - NinjaWookiee "NinjaWookiee" becomes indestructible. Thing: Destroy a card not made by NinjaWookiee. [[user:NinjaWookiee Wolfblut dvorak_war thing_ninjawookiee Thing - NinjaWookiee Thing: 1 card not made by NinjaWookiee is considered blank as long as "Wolfblut" is in play. Thing & Sacrifice 1 thing: Laugh crazy and destroy 1 thing of your choice. [[user:NinjaWookiee Lets add some German flavor dvorak_war action_ninjawookiee Action - NinjaWookiee Go online to [[User:NinjaWookiee This game can only get crazier. [[user:NinjaWookiee Chewbacca dvorak_war thing_ninjawookiee Thing - NinjaWookiee "Chewbacca" can be sacrificed to prevent a thing from getting destroyed. Action: Destroy a thing not made by NinjaWookiee. Ryaaah! Wuh wuh? [[user:NinjaWookiee Using a dogs ass as a pillow dvorak_war action_ninjawookiee Action - NinjaWookiee An opponent of your choice skips his/her next 2 turns if he/she doesn't sacrifice 2 things. That's usually never a good idea. Trust me, I know... [[user:NinjaWookiee Full Blast Concentration dvorak_war action_newecreator Action - newecreator Draw 10 cards then discard 9 cards. "Ten efforts, one that works." newecreator Quantum Taco dvorak_war thing_stickman71 Thing-STICKMAN71 ActionShuffle this and one other thing into the deck. STICKMAN71 The Sacred Writings of X Are Canonical! dvorak_war thing_goldenboots Thing- Goldenboots No card attributed to Kevan can have its text changed in any way, even if the card permits this. Action: Change the previous sentence by replacing the card creator name with another card creator name. If you choose Goldenboots, the action stops working. Goldenboots Go For it, Nobody's Looking dvorak_war thing_goldenboots Thing- Goldenboots You may play a card despite its creator character card's ban. If you do so, the controller of the creator character (CCC) may choose one of the following: 1. You discard two cards. 2. You destroy this card. 3. No action ability on the card you played, while you control it, may target CCC. Darn silent alarm! Goldenboots A Little Respect, Please dvorak_war thing_goldenboots Thing- Goldenboots Character cards are uneditable and indestructible. Any conflict between two rules is decided in favour of a rule on a character card, if possible. And stay off my lawn! Goldenboots Unperson dvorak_war thing_goldenboots Thing-Goldenboots 00 If a Token with the same name as a card author is on this, no Action cards by that author may be played and Thing cards by that author are considered blank. Thing create a Token of any type on this card. Action and Thing (any player) Discard a card to create a Token of any type except Goldenboots on this card. Goldenboots Imitation of Greatness dvorak_war action_jakethewolfie Action - JakeTheWolfie Gain control of a copy of target character card an opponent controls, but without "Opponents can't play [Name] cards." JakeTheWolfie Character Assassin dvorak_war thing_jakethewolfie Thing - JakeTheWolfie Action: Destroy target Character you control and target Character an opponent controls. JakeTheWolfie Drawing Tablet dvorak_war thing_jakethewolfie Thing - JakeTheWolfie Action: Illustrate on target non-character card. Action: Remove target illustrated card from the game. JakeTheWolfie Bucky's Boon dvorak_war action_bucky Action - Bucky Ban up to three cards from the discard pile OR nerf a Thing into oblivion, turning its last paragraph into flavor text OR un-nerf a Thing that has been nerfed into oblivion. Bucky Murder dvorak_war action Action Destroy target Character. JakeTheWolfie Chancery Lane dvorak_war thing_kevan Thing - Kevan Players can't win via cards that don't share a subtype with a character they control "Mornington Crescent!" JakeTheWolfie Glorious Victory dvorak_war action_you Action - You If you control You, you win the game. JakeTheWolfie