To import this deck into the Dvorak MUSH Engine, just cut and paste the quoted commands below straight into your telnet window. (Any card whose type is neither "Thing" nor "Action" will default to "Thing"; if it was somehow meant to be played like an Action, just destroy it after playing it.)
(You can also get an output formatted for the Dvorax Engine.)
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loadcard Buckingham Palace/T/ (""Get the dustpan. The corgi's have made a mess in the throne room again."")
loadcard M-16/T/ (""I spy with my little eye..."")
loadcard The Tower of London/T/ (""Now listen everyone, the next person I catch shooting at the ravens will get to re-enact the role of a prisoner about to get his head chopped off!"")
loadcard Ministry of Defense/T/ (""Now where'd I put that nuclear launch code..."")
loadcard Parliament/T/-10 Buckingham Palace (""Now will you all please stop trying to kill each other!"")
loadcard Department of Health/T/ (""Does anyone know what this little dangly thing is?"")
loadcard Royal Mail/T/ (""There is a job opening for full and part-time in the Mangling Department."")
loadcard The Fraternal Order of Freemasons/T/ (""For the last time we are NOT plotting control of the World!"")
loadcard The Church of England/T/ (""-And after the sermon Sister Melrose will be selling tickets to Heavan for 10:30, 12:00 and 3:00"")
loadcard The Queen's Guard/T/ (""I think I'm going to sneeze!"")
loadcard Scandal!/A/-5 Buckingham Palace, The Church of England, M-16, The Fraternal Order of Freemasons, or Parliament (""And Martha told me John said that Bette saw Josie with Nadine at Florian's house on the monday when Fred washed his car and with Bunny who was going with Norman!"")
loadcard Mind Control Lasers/A/Take on base from you opponent (""WE WILL OBEY, WE WILL OBEY!"")
loadcard Security Leak/A/-5 Ministry of Defense, M-16, Parliament, Department of Health, or The Fraternal Order of Freemasons (""Now who's the blabbermouth this time?"")
loadcard They've Been Stolen!!!/A/Take The Tower of London from your opponent (""We've really ought to keep an eye on those things!"")
loadcard THE DEATH RAY!/A/Destroy 3 bases (""No, not THE DEATH RAY!"")
loadcard Atheism/A/-5 from The Church of England
loadcard Going Postal/A/Destroy the Royal Mail (""HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!!!"")
loadcard Majority Vote/A/Take Parliament from another player. (""-took Parliament by storm in in unheard of 500-1 vote."")
loadcard Bank of England/T/ACTION: Draw an extra card each turn. (""I Love Money!"")
@emit [name(%#)] pastes the Dr. Murdle's Quest for Glory into the Dvorak Engine.